My Mom Dated an Axe Murderer

[Wee5Eric2]

i remember i killed my brother once, but he told on me

[GaTagger]

your vlogs are so unique

[wasdare32]

What kind of muffler did you have on your Ninja at that time? It sounds amazing.

[cosmicfurnal]

@wasdare32 The loudest one he could find to overcome the noise of the rattling panel his bike makes lol

[rtsoccerplayer]

lmaooo look at that windshield 1:59

more like a wall...

[CRFmxracer]

first!!!!

[Jirayaxx]

3:01 what the..? Jacket fail..

You are doing it wrong, girl! :D

[Neemobabe]

i like ur laugh.....

[Joe0pullar]

Stops at a junction VROOM!!! of he goes

[BlackyChan911]

she dated 427 murderers.. my one question is..was ur mum a player thats alot of guyss!! i jokee nice vids.

[xyxpaschanxyx]

LOL what a TRAFFIC!!! :D 5 stars for the traffic... I would like to drive in this city, too =)

[sotaros93]

i love your motorcycle-only lanes and paths!!!

[SgtUnicorn]

my brother pisses me off.... if it worked for him?... maybeeee ill try it?

[L33tHackzor]

Cool tunnel!

[jmoyet]

O.o

[jamesk5]

he said 4 TO 7 !!! jack ass

[TheHunter1337]

Na uuuh he obviously said four hundred and twenty seven. Weren't you listening!?

[OvayBrandao]

guys...guys... u didn't understand. his mom dated a no. of murderers between 4 and 7. He meant 4(four) to 7 (seven). Minimum 4, maximum 7. C'mon... who would think someone dated 427 persones in his lifetime??

[CriSoldier]

Your mum dated 427 murderers?

Did she by any chance work at a prison?

[lowbrowcustoms96]

hey 13mordeth can u do a vid for me my b-day is on 12-5-09 can u do like a shout out for plzzzz it would mae my day thanks =]

[sexyslimgoody1779]

sorry about your story man

[Blivo1]

Wheelie in between cars much? i love it

[samer820]

omg...your mom was terrible when she did those...

[StopStealingEggs]

Did the axe murderer go to jail?

If no then I need to get me an axe.

[DoomXexec311]

awesome vid...I like the narrow tunnels. Ninja sounds SWEEEETTTT!

[0611930024838]

omg

[Hudoste]

I have a brother :D

Should I kill him?

[vic77link]

not if you're not born on 13 december.

If you're born on the 13 december, then you should kill him. :)

[williambrodie]

I have an idea for a cool M13 vid - wait until your tyre is nearly ready to be replaced then film yourself doing a burnout.. would be a useful clip... I mean in the same way the OMG i just stalled is used all the time...

[13mordeth]

I already have a burnout video

[TheNextIronChef]

@13mordeth Whats it called....i need to see this :)

[grrfsrip]

at 4:24 the greyish black car passing through the intersection....... is that and mitsubishi evo 9??

[juanarm]

talk about bike tunnels greetings from mexico

[skylinegtr31422]

ur mom has great taste.

[Steffos159]

going to kill my brother right away !!!

thanks M13

cool driving, you rascal

[submissions72]

Can anyone tell me what type of slip on he's using? Love the sound of his bike!

[djharmful]

gianelli is what hes using may have changed it since though

[GLINA126]

you would be a very SCARY brother! "That's what brother should do." :O WTF!! lol

[MantirayFromSpace]

hmmmm that kinda gives me an idea of what to do to my sister *evil laugh*

[HappyEarlyBirthday]

that scary bro

[danelio]

that mini tunnel looked creepy

[ANToffka21]

so what? if he killed smb he is idiot anyway or crazy? my friend fight guy on disco and the guy dead on my eyes coz he was very ill guy, but my friend doesnt know that and hit him. so my friend not crazy, i know! u are envy him!))

[ArchNomad]

Nurse by day axe murderer by night.

Sounds like a cheesy 80's horror flick.

[tonythephatone]

i totally remember watching this one on LV!

the good-ole days, yo.... (part of me wants to say it was somewhere near the video where your life took a shit on you and you found the tiny kitten when you stopped and had to take it to the vet and say it was in a box...)

[locogreen915]

that's fucked up

[dardonZ]

lol why dont you comment on an anti mordeth youtube channel.. Oh wait

[yugen852]

People, if you have an abusive family member, ask mordeth for advise.

[SeDy32]

haha talkin about datin check this story out (not me) :"I took my old girlfriend to a cute bed-and-breakfast for the weekend, and all she could talk about was how her previous boyfriend had taken her to Paris for a long weekend. Whatever happened to thank you? No wonder we both dumped her." -- Ben, 28

[Johnno3D]

dude those tunnels are creepy OO

[BalsbyxD]

Where do you live?

China?

[legr8est1234]

Taiwan

[upforlastnameleft]

That sure is a great way to keep a kid in line!!! Just be careful honey, this one's an axe murderer too... ;-)

[nickgarcia24]

wow thats fucked up shit lol

[Kraig00]

You've just lost a subscriber. I subscribe to people who actually comment back their viewers.

[EgozyGeae]

You wonder if he cares?

Well he does have more then 21,500 subscribers so my guess is...

No.

[T3hbassmasta]

What makes you more special than others? and do you think that he should stop what he is doing, stop his life just to comment you back? Look at all of his videos, then look at all the questions on each video. make any since why he didn't respond to just you now?

[whiteynator]

@Kraig00 you think he got time to answer hundreds of mails every day?

M13 do reply on comments and in-box mails but not all of them for an obvious reason.

[strathpol]

You're right. I have just unsubscribed, and i got 3 of my mates to, too !! :D

[konascraper26]

Wow,your Mom was an interesting woman to say the least.Guess she was attracted to bad boys.

[DontKnowMyName]

damn...lol

[waitingfordoom]

maybe your mom was hoping to get rid of you this way and that's why she let the killer take you fishing.

Yeah I know, it's a bad joke.

[ItsSquinty]

HAHA

[theycallmenathan]

good job on charley boorman's show...

[CenturyGamer]

And lol @ your mother cheating on mafia boss with his own best man lol, your mum knows how to get things done

[MrRegister0]

Cool story bro

[sunedrummer23]

ROFL

[diglamash]

So what was your actual dad, the one that made you like?

[GrotesqueFetus6]

god i just love how you blasted by that persons car window haha

[trozza]

what gloves are those your wearing? I like the look of the cuff area on them.

[xox945]

cool story!

[magknight]

"Sweetheart! Did you see the axe?"

"Yeah, it's in Timy's back mom!"

[Testingpointer1]

i hope you have a vid about your riding gears,....

[bikerboomer]

im wondering what kinda dad you had?? haha, if thats the ppl she dated...

im glad you didnt turn out that way!

[13mordeth]

My Dad put a loaded gun to my head when I was one.....told my mom to make me stop crying. That's what type.

[zombiekid16]

@13mordeth did u stop crying?

[huschusser]

what the..... o_O i thought my dad was crazy... xD

[CenturyGamer]

Ouch. You moved to taiwan to get away from that shit i guess? Because thats what i want to do :D, move to the USA or someplace shit like that. I'm a country boy though :P, our version of nasty is a lot less nasty than city nasty, i think.

[wolfboy1771]

a kid without father's love . do u know what . i will be ur father and take u to fishing . XD

[andreravn]

@13mordeth but did it work?

[alexpounder]

@13mordeth WOW You probably had a terrible childhood. However, you seem to have turned out OK.

[AngelzzzDaydream0]

Luv it when you drive crazzzzzy.... yep.... nice shoutout to Murph.... =op

[chrissept21]

omg i just stalled I NEVER STALL AHHHHH

VOOOM VOOOM CAT CALK DOWN THE STREET

[biglandfarm]

man, u never panic.......u ma idol

[Zeldareavealed]

Mordeth rules.

[GustavoMorenoo]

4-2-7 murderes????? 427??? jking :)

[zymuur]

M13 rule: If your brother picks on you, beat them with an axe. =D!

[evilsenemy123]

Lol if all brothers should put a end to each others life id be fucked. cause my brother benches like 250lbs and i can barley pump 75lbs lol. love ur vids mordeth

[colin577]

haha liking these bedtime stories haha

[MyFriendRussell]

haha i think that beats semi interesting :P

[KAOSasus]

DAM IT DUDE IM TIRED OF ASKING u 2 SHOW UR SELF or you gna loose #1 FAN

[13mordeth]

Well now you are blocked. Guess my number 2 fan needs to be promoted to number 1 now. And 3 gets upped to 2....and so on and so on. This is complicated.

[Chimpztheone]

I would like to be the new number 6 fan - once all this has gone down.

Number six is a comfortable spot...I'm not too low, but also not too high to be whacked by competitors.

I've thought this through way too much.

[dippidop]

@13mordeth

lol.. I'm number 29382911029328, up from 29382911029329  :D

[plomarine]

That's an interesting story; what amazes me about women, in general, is that they tend to like outlaws more than "just nice" law-abiding guys. It also sickens me that there are still a lot of criminals amongst us that we haven't eradicated yet or ever will! And BHValkyrie, of course killing a person arbitrarily is wrong; whoever would like someone to rob him of his right to live?!

[OpCzar]

Did you ever date a murderer yourself, M13 or you don't consider yourself as 'adventurous'.

[13mordeth]

Haha.

[BHValkyrie]

I still think killing some one is wrong.

[13mordeth]

Killing dogs is wrong. Killing people is just fun!

[joewarcupinhull]

lmao, 3:57 a woman fighting a wheelchair up a kurb.

good story 5*

[thatparkourdude]

Who ever decides to bitch at/ tell mordeth what to do, I agree. Fuck you.

He's inspired me to buy a bike, and entertains hundreds.

Don't be jealous, please.

[LovaBoij]

liked it on LV like it here.

just commenting to comment, please dont reply.

[13mordeth]

Fuck you! Don't tell me what to do. Thanks for commenting!

[LovaBoij]

no fuck you! Im the one with the power here, without me (the viewer) youre nothing! thanks for replying!

[milroxsox]

isnt this an old vid?

[naythCC]

Very observant with reading the description there!

[milroxsox]

oh shit didn't see that. had it in full screen

haha

[rEcKLesSzzz]

the axe murderer story is encouraging thoughts in my head about my bro lol j/k

[legr8est1234]

I really enjoyed this video. I think something I would want to know more about in a future bedtime story (which, by the way, I cant' fall asleep to) is your family. Maybe that's a bit too personal and maybe that's a subject you want to avoid, but I'd be curious to learn about your brother and any other potential siblings. Or maybe that's the stuff of private series.

[13mordeth]

You should buy my private series if you haven't already.

[ampdgmr]

@13mordeth Oh I didn't kno winnipeg had so many murders, I'm from Vancouver and I'm pretty sure that's it now.. unfortunately.

[scumspeedy]

lol, maybe I should do that to my brother.

[mrjost55]

that's a horrible story....about the guy who killed his own brother, just fucked up.

[13mordeth]

It's neither horrible, nor fucked up. If you want that look at the father who raped his newborn daughter in America. Or the Latvia guy who throws a puppy off a bridge and the puppy doesn't die it just breaks its legs. Either of those is worse than someone just simply killing someone.

[MitoEirik]

yeah holy fuckin fuck, i saw that latvian bridge asshole fucker, god damn he deserves to be hung by his ball off that bridge

[MitoEirik]

balls* goddamn

[mrjost55]

Well I think it's the parents' fault who obviously didn't do their job right. So if a kid murders his own brother just because he bullied him around - somebody's at fault. Just awful that this kind of stuff happens.

[MustLovePoop]

are you hinting that one of those guys molested you?

[TheNLRider]

WTF! ; '0 LOL! ROTFLOL!

[gurnip1]

wtf

[submissions72]

I want that baffle sound on my pipe.you know that osund where it's like "pop..pop..pop..pop" when the engine is idle..i love that....do you have a full exhaust or just a slip on mordeth?

[13mordeth]

Slip on.

[hanz787]

Wow this is old...check out that big windshield. Your hard drive must be full of great stuff like this. Ever thought of dumping all of your old videos onto a DVD and selling them? (if you are already doing this, point me to the site.)

[13mordeth]

With packaging and mailing it all out it would be hard to make any money.

[Fuice1]

Im not wondering how your mum was... I am wondering how your dad is. xD

[marcky2]

OH MY GOD... I JUST STALLED...... -_-

i still laugh really hard from that, sorry it had to happen but when i saw that for the first time and just hearing your voice i could just imagine your face and what you were thinking

funniest moment ever for me

P.S. axe murderer + you + alone fishing = NOT GOOD

you know when parents tell their kids not to talk to certain people, well i think he would be one of those people

[MisTaHTaKi]

wtf

[lejink]

"when she was alive" eesh.. sorry to hear that

[IhaveNoCreativity]

"When she was alive....."

"....she dated an axe murderer..."

XD... the kind of assumptions that could be made, sheesh!

[lejink]

LoL thats terrible!

[Aarons411]

hey m! can u make a video where you talk about your rave days?..

[chanchan84]

@Aarons411 yeah! also make a rave tutorial video! that'd be awesome

[jeenyus720]

yeah aaron, i second that

[macca1088]

I missed times like these

[IXIAdeIXI]

Believe me, his mums perfect!!

[nepalihercules]

@IXIAdeIXI for fking,

[sufferthejoy308]

u laugh like chucky man thats awesome!!!!!

[ampdgmr]

Mafia in winnipeg?

[13mordeth]

Winnipeg was Canada's murder capital (per capita) for awhile. Probably not anymore.

[snowypetrel]

What bike are you riding, it's real grunty and nice?

[wedginator]

@snowypetrel Kawasaki Ninja 650R

[listensecure]

the funny thing is i have always talked smack about the people who have no life waiting for their favorite youtuber to upload new videos. WELL now im one of them, i can't get enough of Mordeth's Videos. /cheers

[listensecure]

i have looked in the videos and have not found it yet. Mordeth what type of work do you do out there? If i may ask?

[MvP1292]

he teaches english

[MvP1292]

to schoolkids

[AdelineProductions]

How do we get to your chat box?

[svengalie]

this is an old video, the chatbox is dead.

RIP chatbox.

[Lancaster0180]

I watch your vids sven!

[svengalie]

OMG so do I Lancaster!

[LazzyPerson]

Agreed, that was good times.

[listensecure]

your videos make me want to by a bike, learn to ride, fly out where you are and drive in the craziness of traffic that is there. You rock Mordeth. Please film more i enjoy your vids ill click on the ads to bring you revenue if needed

[laxfreak0012]

lmao i love that beginning

[CaesarRod]

OH Yea well my mom was an axe murderer. :)

[Oronare]

I remember you saying how your mum was from Blackpool, I am from right near there :D I love these random stories.

[jiand21]

Epic story!

lmao

[OGSheep]

Lol good to see you take after your mother, bet your wifes the real Jigsaw :)

Another good vid Mordeth, keep em coming.

- Sheep.

[result190]

i think your camera is kinda off center... anyway, i love that really narrow tunnel with all the scooters and bikes

[lolimfalling]

.....WHAT THE FUCK

[pastelvice]

I had to stop the video when you got to the part where "but then she started cheated on him with the bodyguard" because I was laughing too hard.

[59FIFTYMAX]

3:27 - 3:45 coolest thing ive seen lol, little tunnel for bikes only hahahah love it

[svengalie]

Ahhh so you take after your mom.

She told tall stories too? ;-)

[13mordeth]

Fuck you. Seriously. The reason my channel does well is because I'm honest and open. I don't need to make shit up for it to be interesting. Speaking of which.......perhaps you should make shit up.

[svengalie]

ouch, can't you take a joke even when there's a blatant winky smiley?

[PhizzleOut]

axe murderer...hahah that was a movie

[cashstore1]

If your mom was a nun that would make you Freddie Kruger!

[Brussell512]

Good story. I watched it on Livevideo a while back.  You should make a new new bedtime story, even if it isn't while you're riding. =)

[Cold11Fire]

are they true? the stories?

looool, It most be some kind of joke!!

[13mordeth]

100% true. I promise you.

[deepart15]

Man i make wise crakes to my older and younger brothers all the time. I think i should stop before i have a axe in my fucking head......( and my younger brother has a gun and bullets for it as wail....)

[applecrisp2]

fishing with an axe murder funny

[ToastToGo]

Lol, I wouldn't feel safe going fishing with an axe murderer.

[sarsbretta77]

So, is that like "burying the hatchet ? "

[dinkoman]

Wow, i remember this video from way back lol.

[Herfer]

5 stars for condoning axe murderers : )

[l0stncali]

lmfao "which is what brothers should do" love your videos!

[The0887609309]

old video but still good... when will you upload the test bike ride video ?

[13mordeth]

I never tested it. They offered, but I didn't have my gear with me.

[Kane1993x]

Awesome i think i am gonna go grab a axe and kill me little brother lol =D

[Stefani37]

"Oh my god, I just stalled"

That was the first time you stalled wasn't it?

Hilarious.

[13mordeth]

Yep, I had already had the bike for about a year. And it was the first time I'd stalled it.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

I have a strange affection for lit tunnel ways. Are those smaller bike-only tunnels common? Those must be panic inducing for a novice rider.