Super Metroid INCREDIBLE FUN

[AASHWebshows]

Who gets stuck in Ceres Space Station?

[RockBandWiiPlayer1]

0:18 Samus Iran?

[juicedup14]

a womans gotta have her period

[faolan1313]

Does samus get breast cancer? I don't think I can play another metroid game without her having breast cancer.

[Te4RHyP3]

can someone help ?

i still can't stop the self destruct sequence on the Space Station and i know im doing something wrong because i get sent to a planet where i can't go anywhere

[M3TRIODFU1SIONSUITE]

Goddamn... money's that easy to get?

Holy shit.

[mysterykcad]

A deserted building: The most intense action game evar.

[Feulingnightmare]

Z Bees? Z BEES?! My mind, it hurts, it hurts so bad right now. I mean the FF7, DKC review, Symphony of the night review, goldeneye, and THIS. Are just horrible (note: I'm not saying this game is in anyway horrible.) his review make no sense. "A girls gotta do, what a girls gotta." That makes me hate the game a little. I mean, the games he reviews, this has to be on purpose, i just has to be. No sane man can make a review as crappy as his, even if he tries. I would take "It sucks" over this.

[Feulingnightmare]

@Feulingnightmare and that's saying a lot. (Sorry for the rage rant but i needed that.)

[Ayanami555]

Whoa, wait, hold on.

Samus is a girl?

[kyleroben]

@Ayanami555 nope samus is a man...with breast cancer

[TheKilodaneko]

@Ayanami555 *facepalm*

[SimpleMan021]

Doesn't EVERYBODY dream in 16 bits?

[KingdomHeart723]

@SimpleMan021 I actually dream in acid trips.

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

"Did this air in the 90s on paid programming at four in the morning?"

-Diabetus at 3:41

"I refuse to believe this aired. If this aired, I will blow my goddamn brains out."

-Slowbeef at 3:50

That's exactly what happened, surreal as it may be. Hate to see someone die so young, but vows can't be broken, slowbeef.

:-P

[mysterykcad]

@GoRedskinsAndWizards [citation needed]

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

@mysterykcad This was from some 90s show called "Flights of Fantasy."

[JorealConners]

ZEE-BEES

[Teeg32]

@JorealConners BAY BEES

I answered a baby distress call from a baby ship and went to a baby planet.

Lara can't feed a baby because of the cancer in her front-loaded anvils.

P.S. Babies.

[videogamenostalgia]

I love how he describes the silence in the alien planet not as 'sinister' or 'deathly', but 'awkward'. The awkward silence of the planet...

[mthatguy1111]

@videogamenostalgia well in his defence, he's probably used to awkward silences

[MichaelLeroi]

I love you guys!

[Pyro25100]

I can't tell if you guys are making fun of the game or not, I suppose it should be obvious though lol

[keitsukenx]

I love Slowbeef's impression of George Wood. It's so hilariously obnoxious and really makes Wood sound like an egregious and uneducated moron.

[FEfan56]

A shame this video was made long before the Prime LP

A shitstorm of hilarous would have been had when Ridley showed up

[DayBreakization]

So... he likes Metroid... but not Castlevainia.... what.

[notyoursavior78]

@DayBreakization

Hey Castlevania SOTN was disappointingly enjoyable.

[HannahLover138]

'intense action game'? Isn't this game known more for its exploration?

[EternalGuardian07]

1:32

Good thing he told us to get out of the rain. Do you know how hard it is to finish this game while Samus has pneumonia?

[DoctorPorkenfries]

@EternalGuardian07 Not as hard beating the game while Samus has breast cancer.

[Marth2000]

I think for the next Metroid game, Samus should have breast cancer. Imagine the dra- what's that? She almost never takes off the suit? They might already have a cure in the future? Well, guess they don't have a story for the next Metroid

[ragrappy00]

watching this brings back memories of Slowbeef and Justin Baily

[mirabilis]

A woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do. PERIOD.

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

@mirabilis Nice pun there!

[MalchikBlue]

@mirabilis Best pun ever.

[EponymousKid]

Once again we see navigatr's brilliant reviewing style in action. "This rules because of [some shit that has an at best tangential connection to the actual gameplay! You are stupid if you don't agree!" or "This game is disappointing, but beautiful and exciting. It's impossible, so rent it because you'll beat it pretty handily. Too much gameplay."

There's no in between with this guy.

[LtSarge]

@EponymousKid Navigatr is not the reviewer. Its some other guy, george wood I think. Navigatr is just the host.

[Twilightwolf6493]

Surprising that Navigatr liked Super Metroid despite its lack of breast cancer.

[Croyles]

why does he love super metroid but disses castlevania??

[Seydaschu]

How about instead of breast cancer, we make Samus whiny and monologue-ing and super dependent on the man she loves, needing his permission to do anything? Gamers would LOVE to see that!

[KilllerX]

Any Noob knows you can skip Spore Spawn TOTOALLY...

[kefkasakura]

@KilllerX No.

And also, everyone knows how to write "totally" correctly.

[KilllerX]

@kefkasakura whatever... Atleast I know how to skip spore spawn if you said no... Then you sadly are worse then a Noob... So learn to play Super Metroid.

[kefkasakura]

@KilllerX First, I know how to skip Spore Spawn, but that is irrelevant. Exploiting a glitch has nothing to do with knowing how to play the game.

And also, that's egocentric to say that everyone should know how to glitch the game. It also too easy, I could say the exact same thing to you for SotN like "any noob knows how to skip Death" or "any noob knows how to sell infinite gems".

Anyways, the first message you posted is completely irrelevant to the video or any of the comments.

[NintendanGX]

samus aran, not samus uhrAAn

[MitchZer0II]

Super Metroid would have been perfect if Samus had breast cancer.

[jonsiarnar]

the awkwardness is killing meeeeeeeeeeeee

[BabbyPyro]

oh man, I can't wait to go back to ZEE BEES!

[Pkyewbeam]

"A woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do!"

i.e: have breast cancer.

[d01hazel]

Did anyone notice that after the cut at the beginning, he has 27 health (the minimum you can have at the beginning)?

[madcapoperator]

PLIGHT CONTROL?

[Scorpiondesu]

I did not have sexual relations with Samus Aran

[SchrodingerFu]

@Scorpiondesu Nobody like this. It's at 69 likes.

[catasplurge1000]

You guys should make playlist just ot make it more easier to get to find reviews easier

[umk23]

You know what would make this game better? Samus getting breast cancer.

[yapayepayepa]

@umk23 but that happened on other m, did you see her when she found ripley and got scared? it was for discover that ripley give her breast cancer... i guess! xD

[noilicssnatch]

this is bullshit an the idiots too

[Lumpytoast]

AN INTENSE BATTLE WITH THIS HIDEOUS CREATURE.

*pew, pew, pew*

[HarrisonFordJr]

the guy who narrated these videos, george wood. died in 2009.

[CheatMasterAOD]

@HarrisonFordJr How?

[HarrisonFordJr]

@CheatMasterAOD

i dont know all the sites i read about they guy never say how he died, just that he's dead. there is a tribute video to him on youtube, where he is standing in front of a green screen and hes got bright red hair

[garrahasfunk]

@CheatMasterAOD Breast Cancer XD

[CheatMasterAOD]

@garrahasfunk ...How ironic

[steveharley0345]

I waiting for a period joke from Navgtr but... I'm yet to hear it :(

[Myrmidon51]

@steveharley0345 Navgtr is TIMELESS, yo.

[simonsaman]

This sounds like Beavis and Butthead making a review

[dumba54]

I want them to do more Navgtr retsupuraes

[rockbandfreak13]

until 2:49 i was waiting for a breast cancer joke and you guys did not disappoint

[Scouter9001]

everyone left the building because navgtr entered the room

[Nomad9]

Ridley: It's a terrible game reviewer!

[Reyson129]

"A woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do!"

Get breast cancer. Obviously.

[vb4You]

@Reyson129

Actually this can also happen to man...

(Just noting :P)

But that spot was really ridiculous. xD

"Super Metroid is unlike other games: It's fun!"

[MustBe18YearsOrOlder]

this guy really invalidated my super metroid experience :(

[WanderFilms]

AND I'VE DONE A LOTTA PEYOTE!

[TheScarletSword]

A woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do.

[sonicfeet]

Rugrats

[keyburrito]

This aired on a TV show called Flights of Fantasy on some Maryland station throughout the 90s. They reviewed comics, movies and collectable cards as well as video games, and, yes, the entire thing was hosted by this one guy.

Get your shotun, slowbeef. You have a promise to keep.

[LordOfTheGnus]

Jokes aside, Super Metroid is a fantastic game.

[Judgementxxx]

LOL I love these do more of them

[RobloxLegomania]

But this game really needs some new material. I know: Why doesn't Samus get AIDS from Ridley raping her, then she goes to space rehab? This game sucks, I'm sorry, but its true.

[rickhh1]

@RobloxLegomania Or a Metroid (would be more feasible since the Metroids latch on)

[r341Pointex]

3:08 "thats like the da vinci code shit, what the f*ck is he talking about"

hahaha, nice :'D u get u thumb xD

[assasinscreed9999]

a women got to do what a women got to do even if it's is killing a giant alien, lol

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

INCREDIBLE FUN!!!

*warning, may cause breast cancer*

[hargosh37]

@TheReasonWhyGuy CREATING A SENSE OF DEADNESS!

[RedSuperSonicNinja0]

INCREDIBLE COMMENTARY!

[Cawby]

"The greatest action game you will ever play" This guy didn't have much faith in the technology of the future.

[hargosh37]

Now that's how you begin the game with an incredible beginning sequence! Still, it doesn't "create a sense of deadness!"

[Falkybassist]

Where was the rain? O_o

[Vyse195]

I'm glad i found this now i can get past the first 5 minutes of the game

[Roykidsego]

@Vyse195 Well they are the hardest part, of course.

[vicustwiddlesworth]

"A wominsh gatta do what a wominsh gatta do... and thatsh not me. -shadfache-" ~NAVGTR

[RurouniStarchild]

@vicustwiddlesworth And if you don't like what i said, then you are STUPID!

I know it's harsh, but it's true.

[ElrondHubbard54]

I loved Super Metroid before this.

Now I kind of hate it.

:(

[Multrox]

Where did this breast cancer term come from?

[MiniverJD]

Watch the "Great Video Game Idea!" video.

[RedSuperSonicNinja0]

Navgtr's Tomb Raider II review

[xICrossIx]

I was gonna get this, but then I found out Samus didn't have breast cancer.

[RudojiLape]

Strange that I agree with both Navgtr and the boys about this game >3

[Okoa]

INCREDIBLE FUN!

[CaptainTinTyrant]

this actually did air

[1andonlyWojjan]

Oh so you have to turn back after you beat Ridley...

[musicmanz15]

I know right? Before he said that I thought the self destruct thing was a joke and if I waited I would get cake.

[Cooliespy345]

Hey, we got a game idea for Samus "Super Metroid"

Create a game plot where Samus contracts an STD

Imagine the shock and suprise, vunerable Samus saving the world while battling her disease

We all love Samus, but breast cancer was taken.

[HeroDelTiempo]

They did. It was called "Metroid Fusion."

[p3ngu1n48]

I really pray that Samus never gets breast cancer @_@

[Shucklesmoose]

THIS GAME IS A MUST HAVE.

PERIOD.

[AnnoyingAssassin]

I liked Diabetus' impersonation, but a little more appropriate Clinton joke could have been "Hey baby, I'll show you my Screw Attack!"

[CasualVideoGamer]

@AnnoyingAssassin

"I'll show you my long beam."

[Wheelofrally]

INCREDIBLE FUN½

[psycotigerman]

I think the money lost on NAVIGaTR caused econmic decline that eventual led to the recssion we are in now.

[TheToast7]

@psycotigerman What, the three dollars they payed him a year?

[RedSalamander]

INCREDIBLE FUN! But is it as "shocking" as Samus battling breast cancer while battling Ridley?

[Grogum]

All I have to say is:

INCREDIBLE COMEBACK.

[HughJassat]

What the hell is this guy doing giving hints towards things that are BLATANTLY OBVIOUS? The intro sequence is pretty much an effing CUTSCENE, if you need help getting through IT then just put down the controller and walk away; you ain't getting very far in Super Metroid.

[Norrec87]

I was about to suggest taping yourself if you're having trouble on that area but then I remembered what that sort of thing is like in pretty much every single other video on this channel.

I love this channel.

[masterfox3000]

THIS GAME IS A MUST HAVE

PERIOD.

[SlasherCheetah]

PEROID END.

[ReisenMell]

HOLY CRAP

Navgtr actually talked in caps?

[Metal758]

wow that boss fight was really intense!!!

[SavageBlink]

It's like a 5th grade book report from the guy who did the ff13 xbox 360 reaction.

[ShadowZidane4]

period. As in im going through mine right now

[LordFeckington666]

He only showed the first 20 minutes of the game!

[sportsfan723]

yeah, after the "INCREDIBLE FUN" scene...the game got too hard for him to continue on so he just quit.

[DarkMage2X]

I've got a new idea, Lcator: Gaming in the Obama Years.

[sportsfan723]

PLEASE dont give this guy or his "staff" any ideas. No one wants to hear about a new Mario game where he gets testicular cancer. "Imagine the DRAMA of a vulnerable Mario, still fighting his never ending quest to resque the princess while being so vulnerable." Tomb Raider 3 idea flash backs

[Edgemaster000]

This time, with a black guy reviewing games from the year 2000.

[BlackKnight03]

Thank god this Super Metorid video was produced by some moron who had nothing to do with Nintendo.

[Mandew5]

He cut the rest of the Ridley Battle.

Actually, it was stupid of him to comment "INTENSE" while removing everything that made it remotely so. He could have at least showed one or two of Ridley's own attacks.

[Polterguist666]

So after I go through the door to get out of the rain, what do I do next? I've been stuck at Ceres Space Station for 15 years until I saw this video, but I need more help!

[otakie]

I can't ever imagining these airing. It's just so terrible, I can't find the right words for these reviews.

[somerandomguy586]

This was my favorite game growing up, and the NAViGaTR guy made it sound retarded.

[jesushaxyou]

The one guy sounds like Patton Oswalt.

[cyberpsygen7]

super metroid redesign (hack made by drewseph in his basement) was better than the entire prime series (made by proffesonals) combined.

if u liked super metroid, you owe it to yourself to check out redesign.

[Fintin]

"Things have changed a lot. The weather is different."

I say that every time it starts to rain.

[Hamster44444539]

I'm getting the heebee zeebees.

[largo233]

"If you think Samus Aran shouldn't have breast cancer, then you are stupid!"

"Yes, it's insulting, but it's the truth!"

[Junkyard1105]

Period. The End.

[LetsPlayGroup]

Totally, dude. You should really make a collaboration vid of this weirdo.

"We should be allowed to play a game in which you have to follow the speed limit, or get arrested while driving your pregnant wife to the hospital!"

[NaziKitty]

TENSE BATTLE

*bullet.....bullet...bullet...­*

[mooseknuckle51]

To be fair, Nav has a decent speaking voice.

[tehcoolcan]

Perhaps, but his writers must have been on meth.

[ultimatemetroid]

hah, I was lolling very badly listening to you.

[notyoursavior78]

Great retsupurae here. INCREDIBLE fun.

[ThrottleRimstone]

"The weather has changed since you were last there."

You do realise, Navgtr, that weather has a habit of, ya know, CHANGING!

[largo233]

@ThrottleRimstone: 'The weather changes? What the heck?'

[ThrottleRimstone]

"This game is on drugs."

[Ryu416]

Ok the game is good.... but what the fuck? I think my brain popped.

[PankeymanProductions]

Thanks navgtr! Now I've beaten Ceres Space Station! That level's impossible, the Ridley fight is SO hard!

[NeonLitGhost]

A woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do. The galaxy is at peace.

[zrobeast]

TURN ME DOWN FOR SEX!

[LaughingThesaurus]

I'm currently laughing myself into a coma at both that and the references to the Tomb Raider review.

[br1ck4br4ck]

hey, i could go for some INCREDIBLE FUN.

[TonboXChocho]

INCREDIBLE!

[HyperMightyJ]

The weather is different?!?! What were the designers smoking?!?!

[neomage86]

If you don't like this game, I'm sorry, but you are stupid.

[SuperMetroidMedia]

They obviously never played it.

[PankeymanProductions]

If you don't buy this game your mother is a whore!

[neomage86]

It may be insulting, but it's the truth!

[FreDaN92]

I maybe get it if I get internet connection for my Wii in christmas.

[hypersonic1337]

i like how he says "zeebees" not zebes

[BohepansTheThird]

I hope to God that Samus never gets breast cancer.......geez. @_@

[BohepansTheThird]

And with a screen name like that, you have plenty of room to talk about faith in humanity.

Just what is it about my statement that makes me a "fanboy"?

And while I think the term you were searching for was "anime", not "animu", I don't see the problem with my comment ending in a text-form emoticon. Facial expressions can often speak more clearly than words.

So, I ask, just how is it your comment has any validity whatsoever?

Were it not for the 4 thumb ups, I'd be the one at a faith loss.

[zebezd]

pretty much sums it up... 'least to racists :D