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  • "People learn English all the time, it aren't that hard."

    I think Tucker needs lessons in English as well.

  • personal items aka vibrator

  • "Now hold still, for science."

    Anyone else hear GLaDOS there for a moment?

  • TEX: Are you comind or not?

    Andy: What an i gonna do, roll there? Pick me up ya dumb bitch!

    Tex: Fine

    Andy: Hey Tex, i bet the last time you had your hands on a ball this big since your morning scratch

    lol

  • Andy is one of the dumbest characters in the whole series, he's only funny because of how everyone else treats him. Stupid bomb.

  • "REMOTE DETONATOR"!? wtf Tex? That's not what she said earlier.

  • @nyroc65 She's bluffing, duh

  • This might be a good chance to evaluate how these things fight. Now hold still.. for science.

    Did that remind anyone else of GLADoS?

  • @Tijenater yes

    

  • @Tijenater More of cave johnson

  • one of her more PERSONAL devices.....>:D

  • wait if tex had the detanotor last season why did she use a timer?

  • i wonder if griff is fat

  • holy shit the screen got bigger

  • NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE

  • ENGLISH 101 Kickass.

    1. Tucker (tuk-r)

    2. Money (mun-e)

    3. Give Tucker money.

    LOL!

  • For science . . . You monster!

  • lol hey tex when you walk away I can see were you tucked it. lmao

  • PICK ME UP YOU DUMB BITCH

    that fucking cracked me up

  • For science.

  • Now hold still. FOR SCIENCE.

  • soooo where was this "remote detonator" earlier, lol?

  • HA TEX HAS a dildo!!!!!! XD

  • lol andy "pick me up you dumb bitch!"

  • People learn english all the time. It arent that hard XD

  • Andy is so hilarious

  • i wanna go to English 101, remedial kickass.

  • I think tex MIGHT, be a lesbian :/

  • Just for the record, the best language is GREEK!

  • "Now hold still... for science"

    What a great line

  • Oh now Tex can pick up the bomb. -_-

  • @TheCBDBProductions She's been working out :p bow chicka bow wow

  • english is the most kickass language ever thumbs up if you agree

  • i jack off to tex ;)

  • LOL

    What am i gonna do, roll there??

    Pick me up you dumb bitch!

  • I have a feeling that Tucker and Andy would make a great team.

  • " what am i gunna do roll there? pick me up ya dumb bitch !" LOL

  • @starwassproducciones

    no, that was church, i checked

  • Have you reasilsed that tucker still hasnt held a sniper yet

  • @MrDeano434 yes he has, in the first episode

  • @MrDeano434 not till episode 94/98/99

  • Why does Andy Remind me of Mike the situation

  • 3:14 Yes (No offence or maybe some)

  • English 101 Kick-ass

    1. Tucker (tuk-r)

    2. Money (mon-e

    3 Give Tucker Money (ge-ve)|

  • TEX HAS A DILDO? A ROBOT DILDO?

  • @BloolpyTerraria Bow chica wow wow

  • @BloolpyTerraria vibratorzzzzz

  • 34 people need to die!

  • @SolidusSnake333 You're a fucktard

  • English-it aren't that hard

    -Tucker

  • English 101

  • they most not get paid well cuz they always askin 4 money

  • Personal devices?...Thats...a......*rip­s out eyes*

  • lol the english board

    tucker (tuck-r)

    money (mun-e)

    give tucker money

  • @TheOnyxHer0 its (tuk-r)

  • its 16 degrees outsideraining with a 12 degrees 40 mile per hour wind and i just had to go outside and put the baterie charger in the car so it wouldnt get ruined thank god i got my snuggie :)

  • 63 is my favorite number

  • @OwuxGaming how is this relevent to the video

  • @AirMc1

    it's episode 63 =3

  • Wow tucker got raped in this so no wonder he was pregnant

  • 1:28 is probably where Burnie got the idea for Immersion.

  • "Hold still for Science"

  • poor tex...

  • haha the einglish sign says tucker give mony

  • some ppl online say i have the best caboose voice

  • i could see caboose in battle fireing crayons.

  • thumbs up

    

  • people learn english all the time. it aren't that hard.

  • "English 101: Remedial Kick Ass!"

  • "Now hold still....FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!"......ah aperture science, u do what u must, because u can

  • When Andy said "Laugh it off, big guy, laugh it off!" I fucking blew a lung out. RvB is the shit.

  • NOT THE FACE!!!

  • wait i thought tex couldnt lift the bomb?

  • did tucker just say arent that hard

  • personal devices? tex? girl? I wonder what it could be... BOWCHICKABOWWOW!

  • Thumbs up if you are watching this in 238512631357984575647888371223­45586674948884

  • I'm having my midterms tomorrow, but i can't stop watching RvB. I started 3 hours ago with season 3.

  • people learn english all the time it arent that hard

  • i like honk honk :D

  • for the little ones. tex's "items" were not phones but a dilldo.

  • New Lego Harry Poter .... IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF WITH ALL THESE IDIOTIC ADS!

  • what am i gonna do roll ther? haha epic

  • 4:14 I'd love to push Tex's "buttons"

  • Tex's more personal devices huh? XD

  • @Emothehedgehog997 Bow chica bow wow

  • @Emothehedgehog997 Bow Chicka Bow Wow

  • What does Andy say in

    4:00

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  • tucker

    money

    give tucker money

    lol

  • @VideoBastard5150 you really are a b****rd

  • @Mancityfan527 dude it was a joke

  • @VideoBastard5150 hey dumass b.c means before this happend

  • @MrDONUTKING334 Hey *DUMBASS*, it's called a joke.

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  • @UnbreakableAmerican

    That only works if you get a man called church to posess a robot and blow up while being hit by lightning

  • NOT THE FACE!!!!

  • 2:58 = LOL

  • Andy: hey tex, i bet you didnt have your hands on a ball this big since your morning scratch.

    *screen rocks*

  • I thought Tex couldn't hold the bomb because it was too heavy

  • did anybody else notice at 0:35 tucker said "it arnt that hard."?

  • @TheWolfShepard It's a joke -_-

  • @Bored4life729 no shit dude i just wondered if anybody else noticed it.

  • thumbs up if you know what tex's personal device is......and you want to imagine her using it

  • @TheFullMoon97 I know what it is... It's a toaster

  • If i were tex...I would detenate that bomb were it hurts -.-'

  • @mckeeca93 on churches penis :O

  • anyone can translate blarg blarg BLARG BLARG blarg honk HONK

  • while red team are t blood gulch should'dnt they try to destroy blue base or take their flag or capture tthe base???????? :-)

  • My bullshit meter agrees

  • 1:09 best part

  • i didnt know church worked for aperture science he said "for science"

  • @TheZombifiedworld Its all in the name of science

  • Andy reminds me of Carl from Aqua Team Hunger Force. Bonus points for that!

  • 0:01

  • 0:00

  • it's season 4 and theres 20 episodes. 420.

  • 34 people dont have a bullshit meter

  • I thought andy wanted to explode! And now self destruction is used a a threat.

  • lol texs more personal device :D thts naughty

  • haha ey tex i bet you havent had your hand on a ball this big since your morning scratch eh

  • Tex : well are you coming

    Andy: What am I gonna do roll there pick me up you dumb BITCH!!

  • Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011.

  • @bennyred100 DUH! your lame

  • @bennyred100 nope

  • word 1 = tucker

    Word 2 = money

    So what do we get? Give tucker money!

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  • Didn't Tex say in a previous episode she wasn't strong enough to carry the bomb?

  • So why did Tucker need a knife to teach English?

  • "People learn English all the time. It aren't that hard." Really?? ..."Aren't"? Nice. =P

  • "you haven't touched a ball this big since ur morning scratch!" F**KING LOLROFLLMFAO!~!!!!!

  • WTH DOES SHISNO MEAN I THINK I SHOULD GOOGLE IT BUT NA

  • @Jsap169 Shisno= Human

  • @Jsap169 Shisno= a Skunk's excetement's excretement. In other word's an Elite's name for Humans.

  • @Jsap169

    shizno: (noun) -a creature with an odor similar to that of a skunk's feces... if that feces could produce it's own excrement. a term used to describe humans.

  • @Jsap169 Shisno means the aliens equivalent of a skunk's shits, shit.

  • if i was on the blue team me and caboose would be my best friend and we would help fill each others guns with crayons

  • PICK ME UP YA DUMB BITCH!!

  • remedial kickass

  • i have more balls than a roman candle. you guys can check

  • I thought Tex couldn't carry the bomb?

  • tex iz a CHICK Andy!

  • " Now hold still... For science."

  • @NumberSpud the worlds best chat up line :)

  • any ideas on Tex's more "personal" devides? lmao

  • um wait dident tex say like 10 episodes ago that she could not life that bomb lol

  • Tex sounds Hot!

  • @ProInSnow Well her voice actress Kathleen Zuelch is actually attractive.

  • People learn english all the time it arn't that hard. LOL

  • @DangerMickey lol I know you used "arn't" as a joke, but you should've put "isn't" or "ain't" (idc if "ain't" is not proper english, it's a word in my book). And believe it or not, english is one of the hardest languages to learn.

  • @ObiWan7154  he was quoting the episode

  • @ObiWan7154 its a quote from the episode

  • @masteroblvian Yeah i typed the comment before finishing the episode.

  • pick me up u dumb bitch!!

    i like andy..lol..

  • his name is SARGE..Suh-uh-Arge..

  • thought tex couldn't carry the bomb :S

  • hmmm..... tex's more personal devices........

  • tex said it didn't have a detonator. and she couldn't carry it

  • @MrAmazingalexander Tex was being lazy and Andy talks about losing weight.

  • @MrAmazingalexander its a bluff

  • .... that diddent work how i planed switch < with the ^

  • "People learn English all the time. It aren't that hard."

  • i thought Tex said the bomb was a time bomb

  • @SHmeoWZA

    Shes bluffing

  • can u find the n?

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmm­mmm

  • @SHmeoWZA last line, near the middle but more to the right ;)

  • @SHmeoWZA Found it

  • @SHmeoWZA 13th letter from the end

  • @JonhyHedgehog i love that scene!

  • @LinkSeasonMaster You know, it's not polite to answer an old comment, now I don't know what did I say to make you say that.

  • Which guy plays Tucker

  • "personal devices" hahhahahahahaha