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its 16 degrees outsideraining with a 12 degrees 40 mile per hour wind and i just had to go outside and put the baterie charger in the car so it wouldnt get ruined thank god i got my snuggie :)
shizno: (noun) -a creature with an odor similar to that of a skunk's feces... if that feces could produce it's own excrement. a term used to describe humans.
@DangerMickey lol I know you used "arn't" as a joke, but you should've put "isn't" or "ain't" (idc if "ain't" is not proper english, it's a word in my book). And believe it or not, english is one of the hardest languages to learn.
"People learn English all the time, it aren't that hard."
I think Tucker needs lessons in English as well.
MajorHuggles 17 hours ago in playlist Season 4
personal items aka vibrator
abcdefg3164 19 hours ago in playlist Season 4
"Now hold still, for science."
Anyone else hear GLaDOS there for a moment?
ghostx2342 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 4 2
TEX: Are you comind or not?
Andy: What an i gonna do, roll there? Pick me up ya dumb bitch!
Tex: Fine
Andy: Hey Tex, i bet the last time you had your hands on a ball this big since your morning scratch
lol
prefixproductions1 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 4 3
Andy is one of the dumbest characters in the whole series, he's only funny because of how everyone else treats him. Stupid bomb.
JulianMichael100 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
"REMOTE DETONATOR"!? wtf Tex? That's not what she said earlier.
nyroc65 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
@nyroc65 She's bluffing, duh
AZproductions117 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
This might be a good chance to evaluate how these things fight. Now hold still.. for science.
Did that remind anyone else of GLADoS?
Tijenater 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
@Tijenater yes
stueeps1 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
@Tijenater More of cave johnson
Hellgrinder0 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
one of her more PERSONAL devices.....>:D
132awesomeness 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
wait if tex had the detanotor last season why did she use a timer?
tmroc99 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
i wonder if griff is fat
cpzd83 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
holy shit the screen got bigger
TheDesperatemuslim 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE
SgtMajorPotato 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
ENGLISH 101 Kickass.
1. Tucker (tuk-r)
2. Money (mun-e)
3. Give Tucker money.
LOL!
lovemedead2010 1 month ago 2
For science . . . You monster!
TheHolyPorkchop 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
lol hey tex when you walk away I can see were you tucked it. lmao
Epicpoppy16 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
PICK ME UP YOU DUMB BITCH
that fucking cracked me up
helmento 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
For science.
ROJedimaster63 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
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TheOdd1000 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
Now hold still. FOR SCIENCE.
PublicDomainArtifact 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
soooo where was this "remote detonator" earlier, lol?
icywynd 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
HA TEX HAS a dildo!!!!!! XD
joeeo99 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
lol andy "pick me up you dumb bitch!"
VermillionMan1 1 month ago
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Foonsiz 1 month ago
People learn english all the time. It arent that hard XD
someguythatplaysbass 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
Andy is so hilarious
blueboy5090 1 month ago
i wanna go to English 101, remedial kickass.
elmoninja97 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
I think tex MIGHT, be a lesbian :/
MadEvilLemon93 1 month ago in playlist Season 4 2
Just for the record, the best language is GREEK!
LIGHTNICK625 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
"Now hold still... for science"
What a great line
drizztdourden 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
Oh now Tex can pick up the bomb. -_-
TheCBDBProductions 2 months ago in playlist Season 4 72
@TheCBDBProductions She's been working out :p bow chicka bow wow
EpicDildoMaster69 1 week ago in playlist Season 4 4
english is the most kickass language ever thumbs up if you agree
Leo157500 2 months ago in playlist Season 4 10
i jack off to tex ;)
suknuts13 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
LOL
What am i gonna do, roll there??
Pick me up you dumb bitch!
LoveeDJHeadphones 2 months ago
I have a feeling that Tucker and Andy would make a great team.
Kasimkage 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
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Cupidx331 2 months ago
" what am i gunna do roll there? pick me up ya dumb bitch !" LOL
slurpee81 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
@starwassproducciones
no, that was church, i checked
MrDeano434 2 months ago
Have you reasilsed that tucker still hasnt held a sniper yet
MrDeano434 2 months ago in playlist Season 4 91
@MrDeano434 yes he has, in the first episode
starwarsproducciones 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
@MrDeano434 not till episode 94/98/99
TheDOMAN127 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
Why does Andy Remind me of Mike the situation
presleyman5432 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
3:14 Yes (No offence or maybe some)
Stormtrooper9837 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
English 101 Kick-ass
1. Tucker (tuk-r)
2. Money (mon-e
3 Give Tucker Money (ge-ve)|
Stormtrooper9837 2 months ago in playlist Season 4 2
TEX HAS A DILDO? A ROBOT DILDO?
BloolpyTerraria 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
@BloolpyTerraria Bow chica wow wow
MRbreisch 2 months ago
@BloolpyTerraria vibratorzzzzz
UnbreakableAmerican 2 months ago in playlist RvB Seasons 1-7
34 people need to die!
SolidusSnake333 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
@SolidusSnake333 You're a fucktard
AZproductions117 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
English-it aren't that hard
-Tucker
Raveman01 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
English 101
45gabellman 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
they most not get paid well cuz they always askin 4 money
AirMc1 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
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thumbs up if you're watching this in 2552
EricWCairns 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
Personal devices?...Thats...a......*rips out eyes*
MrDeadlyspider 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
lol the english board
tucker (tuck-r)
money (mun-e)
give tucker money
TheOnyxHer0 3 months ago
@TheOnyxHer0 its (tuk-r)
Mancityfan527 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
its 16 degrees outsideraining with a 12 degrees 40 mile per hour wind and i just had to go outside and put the baterie charger in the car so it wouldnt get ruined thank god i got my snuggie :)
TheOnyxHer0 3 months ago
63 is my favorite number
OwuxGaming 3 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 4
@OwuxGaming how is this relevent to the video
AirMc1 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
@AirMc1
it's episode 63 =3
OwuxGaming 2 months ago
Wow tucker got raped in this so no wonder he was pregnant
Danielxyoon 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
1:28 is probably where Burnie got the idea for Immersion.
lousy78 3 months ago
"Hold still for Science"
Drhumiliation 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
poor tex...
CharletteAndMo 3 months ago
haha the einglish sign says tucker give mony
robohoboful 3 months ago
some ppl online say i have the best caboose voice
robohoboful 3 months ago
i could see caboose in battle fireing crayons.
Hunt99741 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
thumbs up
pielover918 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
people learn english all the time. it aren't that hard.
anigodess 3 months ago
"English 101: Remedial Kick Ass!"
Linkemelee1993 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
"Now hold still....FOR SCIENCE!!!!!!"......ah aperture science, u do what u must, because u can
toran1995 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
When Andy said "Laugh it off, big guy, laugh it off!" I fucking blew a lung out. RvB is the shit.
H0lySchnike 3 months ago
NOT THE FACE!!!
shooter3375 3 months ago
wait i thought tex couldnt lift the bomb?
GollyGoshSensation 3 months ago in playlist Season 4 3
did tucker just say arent that hard
l3gonal084 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
personal devices? tex? girl? I wonder what it could be... BOWCHICKABOWWOW!
appledestroyer22 3 months ago in playlist Season 4 4
Thumbs up if you are watching this in 23851263135798457564788837122345586674948884
alienjoe123 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
I'm having my midterms tomorrow, but i can't stop watching RvB. I started 3 hours ago with season 3.
PioloAskal2009 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
people learn english all the time it arent that hard
MrTurkturklton 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
i like honk honk :D
bormana55 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
for the little ones. tex's "items" were not phones but a dilldo.
jzl4d 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
New Lego Harry Poter .... IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF WITH ALL THESE IDIOTIC ADS!
CitizenKahne1015 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
what am i gonna do roll ther? haha epic
TheCreedAprntce 3 months ago
4:14 I'd love to push Tex's "buttons"
aidanlaw95 3 months ago
Tex's more personal devices huh? XD
Emothehedgehog997 3 months ago in playlist Season 4 76
@Emothehedgehog997 Bow chica bow wow
RebelAngel474 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
@Emothehedgehog997 Bow Chicka Bow Wow
MyGamer125 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
What does Andy say in
4:00
exsecho 4 months ago in playlist Season 4
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I dont give a flying two shits what year anyone is watching this in.
clemsondude08 4 months ago in playlist Season 4
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clemsondude08 4 months ago in playlist Season 4
tucker
money
give tucker money
lol
greenpen232 4 months ago in playlist Season 4
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thumbs up if your watching this in 1000000 b.c
VideoBastard5150 4 months ago in playlist Season 4 145
@VideoBastard5150 you really are a b****rd
Mancityfan527 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
@Mancityfan527 dude it was a joke
VideoBastard5150 3 months ago
@VideoBastard5150 hey dumass b.c means before this happend
MrDONUTKING334 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
@MrDONUTKING334 Hey *DUMBASS*, it's called a joke.
protocolme 2 months ago in playlist Season 4
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UnbreakableAmerican 4 months ago in playlist Season 4 44
@UnbreakableAmerican
That only works if you get a man called church to posess a robot and blow up while being hit by lightning
Geohawk2552 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
NOT THE FACE!!!!
TOAOOscar96 4 months ago in playlist Season 4
2:58 = LOL
booyahhayoob 4 months ago
Andy: hey tex, i bet you didnt have your hands on a ball this big since your morning scratch.
*screen rocks*
assult878 4 months ago in playlist Season 4
I thought Tex couldn't hold the bomb because it was too heavy
dabomb1111 4 months ago in playlist Season 4 4
did anybody else notice at 0:35 tucker said "it arnt that hard."?
TheWolfShepard 4 months ago in playlist Season 4 2
@TheWolfShepard It's a joke -_-
Bored4life729 4 months ago in playlist Season 4
@Bored4life729 no shit dude i just wondered if anybody else noticed it.
TheWolfShepard 4 months ago
thumbs up if you know what tex's personal device is......and you want to imagine her using it
TheFullMoon97 4 months ago in playlist Season 4 4
@TheFullMoon97 I know what it is... It's a toaster
exsecho 4 months ago
If i were tex...I would detenate that bomb were it hurts -.-'
mckeeca93 4 months ago in playlist Season 4
@mckeeca93 on churches penis :O
ultraninjakid101 3 months ago
anyone can translate blarg blarg BLARG BLARG blarg honk HONK
nightfire145 4 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 4
while red team are t blood gulch should'dnt they try to destroy blue base or take their flag or capture tthe base???????? :-)
spitrous 5 months ago
My bullshit meter agrees
keegs115 5 months ago
1:09 best part
TheZombifiedworld 5 months ago
i didnt know church worked for aperture science he said "for science"
TheZombifiedworld 5 months ago
@TheZombifiedworld Its all in the name of science
MrZombieable 5 months ago
Andy reminds me of Carl from Aqua Team Hunger Force. Bonus points for that!
RShonta 5 months ago
0:01
ksjbkb 5 months ago
0:00
ksjbkb 5 months ago
it's season 4 and theres 20 episodes. 420.
JerryTheSpartan 5 months ago
34 people dont have a bullshit meter
TheAlanwang 5 months ago
I thought andy wanted to explode! And now self destruction is used a a threat.
Tonystarkfil 5 months ago
lol texs more personal device :D thts naughty
metalkilledkenny 5 months ago 3
haha ey tex i bet you havent had your hand on a ball this big since your morning scratch eh
thecarboardking 5 months ago
Tex : well are you coming
Andy: What am I gonna do roll there pick me up you dumb BITCH!!
volcanicthehedgehog 5 months ago
Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011.
bennyred100 5 months ago 163
@bennyred100 DUH! your lame
latinoburn 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
@bennyred100 nope
powuhas 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
word 1 = tucker
Word 2 = money
So what do we get? Give tucker money!
Wildcat425B 5 months ago 2
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strenghownya 5 months ago
Didn't Tex say in a previous episode she wasn't strong enough to carry the bomb?
AndyMan4131 5 months ago 3
So why did Tucker need a knife to teach English?
7Hibiki 5 months ago 2
"People learn English all the time. It aren't that hard." Really?? ..."Aren't"? Nice. =P
Zethux 5 months ago
"you haven't touched a ball this big since ur morning scratch!" F**KING LOLROFLLMFAO!~!!!!!
PunkRoknNerd95 5 months ago
WTH DOES SHISNO MEAN I THINK I SHOULD GOOGLE IT BUT NA
Jsap169 5 months ago
@Jsap169 Shisno= Human
lltrixll 5 months ago
@Jsap169 Shisno= a Skunk's excetement's excretement. In other word's an Elite's name for Humans.
Evolfurnace 5 months ago
@Jsap169
shizno: (noun) -a creature with an odor similar to that of a skunk's feces... if that feces could produce it's own excrement. a term used to describe humans.
The5armdamput33 5 months ago
@Jsap169 Shisno means the aliens equivalent of a skunk's shits, shit.
zosko1 4 months ago
if i was on the blue team me and caboose would be my best friend and we would help fill each others guns with crayons
gramps24100 5 months ago
PICK ME UP YA DUMB BITCH!!
gmarcosr 5 months ago
remedial kickass
MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR 5 months ago
i have more balls than a roman candle. you guys can check
pureblackeagle 5 months ago
I thought Tex couldn't carry the bomb?
anonymouswaffle 5 months ago
tex iz a CHICK Andy!
gunzmstr 5 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue Season 4
" Now hold still... For science."
NumberSpud 5 months ago
@NumberSpud the worlds best chat up line :)
EDONKULATE 5 months ago
any ideas on Tex's more "personal" devides? lmao
bacon1498 5 months ago
um wait dident tex say like 10 episodes ago that she could not life that bomb lol
zachman9200 5 months ago
Tex sounds Hot!
ProInSnow 5 months ago
@ProInSnow Well her voice actress Kathleen Zuelch is actually attractive.
Eternitanime 5 months ago
People learn english all the time it arn't that hard. LOL
DangerMickey 5 months ago
@DangerMickey lol I know you used "arn't" as a joke, but you should've put "isn't" or "ain't" (idc if "ain't" is not proper english, it's a word in my book). And believe it or not, english is one of the hardest languages to learn.
ObiWan7154 5 months ago
@ObiWan7154 he was quoting the episode
xst3vez 5 months ago
@ObiWan7154 its a quote from the episode
masteroblvian 5 months ago
@masteroblvian Yeah i typed the comment before finishing the episode.
ObiWan7154 5 months ago
pick me up u dumb bitch!!
i like andy..lol..
gmarcosr 5 months ago
his name is SARGE..Suh-uh-Arge..
gmarcosr 5 months ago
thought tex couldn't carry the bomb :S
redarmo25 5 months ago 2
hmmm..... tex's more personal devices........
bacon1498 5 months ago
tex said it didn't have a detonator. and she couldn't carry it
MrAmazingalexander 6 months ago 2
@MrAmazingalexander Tex was being lazy and Andy talks about losing weight.
HimesInu 5 months ago
@MrAmazingalexander its a bluff
SuperAceFuture 5 months ago
.... that diddent work how i planed switch < with the ^
Link2211986 6 months ago
"People learn English all the time. It aren't that hard."
ultimateshadow75 6 months ago 2
i thought Tex said the bomb was a time bomb
SHmeoWZA 6 months ago
@SHmeoWZA
Shes bluffing
Vidzstreamer 6 months ago
can u find the n?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmm
SHmeoWZA 6 months ago
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@SHmeoWZA ya its right here
can u find the (n)? ^here dumb ass
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmm
Link2211986 6 months ago
@SHmeoWZA last line, near the middle but more to the right ;)
95greed 6 months ago
@SHmeoWZA Found it
XtreamVII 6 months ago
@SHmeoWZA 13th letter from the end
MrAmazingalexander 6 months ago
@JonhyHedgehog i love that scene!
LinkSeasonMaster 6 months ago
@LinkSeasonMaster You know, it's not polite to answer an old comment, now I don't know what did I say to make you say that.
JonhyHedgehog 6 months ago
Which guy plays Tucker
ProffessorZombie 6 months ago
"personal devices" hahhahahahahaha
zzdragonzzzz 6 months ago