12 step jokes

[tommygunz05]

This is good stuff man. definitely relate to the self help books part we used to always talk about stopping while doing it. Tomorroww

[kevinfirstnamefinn]

Did you film this with a potato?

[weeleon81]

u cannot get pysically addicted to weed, in your head, yes but you wont be crawling around your room begging for it to end, anyone who cant stop weed is fuckin weak man

[grizzlychris2]

the fuck did you record this with a potato?

[ricosuave2323]

no stereo

[johelandakeem]

LOVE IT

[donlapcam]

Oops - sorry, i posted those comments to the wrong comedian - my apologies

[donlapcam]

Aww ... marshman sounds a little upset - it's funny how you think you know so much about me yet you don't know how your not funny .... Here is some info about you...

1. You don't know your ass from manhole in the ground if you went to AA for your pot smoking problem- did't work - not funny !

2. You broke the main spiritual component of the program " Anonymity" Plus others trying to get a laugh on Stage - Looooooser and not funny !!

3. Using a 12 step program as your source of material shows

[tommym202]

Good stuff Marshman! Keep up the good work.

[blakesreddragon]

LOL. I love it. Just dont drink and go to meetings and youll be ok. thats such a load of crap. That one catch phrase from a few people in the rooms do more damage the the people I see on here bashing the program. 12 step program is a pragram of ACTION your if you dont get a sponsor a work the steps your not working the progam, those are the people who claim the program dont work

[chrishett99]

@blakesreddragon 1-3 you give it up, 4-7 you clean it up, 8 & 9 you fix it up, and 10-12 you keep it up! GIVING BACK WHAT WAS SO FREELY GIVEN TO ME!!!!

[karmalevel]

fuck AA!!! BRAIN washing religious cult!

[zachplude]

@karmalevel love haters...hahah



[karmalevel]

@zachplude go have a drink you weak fuck!

[9669joe]

@karmalevel  Can you say IDIOT?

[CidColetti]

@karmalevel If it doesn't appeal to you that's great, there are many that it does appeal to and they get a new life out of it. Why do you want to make it sound so insidious?

[Hammersley1967]

@nothinggmsc

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PUNCHED IN THE TITS!!!

[jed26bramo]

i did not hit rock bottom either .... they think i'm not a real alcoholic either i go now to piss the old timers off ......

[mrdubcrazy]

fucking sound is shit!

[TheMarkTheShark86]

addicted to Pot ? lol Pot wont put you in blackout and have you beating someones ass and not remembering it

[gotrollyourself]

@TheMarkTheShark86

YOUR NOT ME THEN ARE YOU

[karmalevel]

@TheMarkTheShark86 lol pot is a matienence drug for many addicts it's wonderful. Keeps people sane

[DonnaUtubefan]

funny lol

[99motleycrue]

hey don't disrespect this guy, I was addicted to selling used lighters on Ebay, it's no joke bro' .....

[cre8ive72]

soooo true about pot too!! I'm addicted to Facebook now. LOL My friend sold a potato chip with the shape of a vulva on it ... sold for .99

[Haoleplumber94]

The best part is she didn't bite Lmfao hamersley1967 got schooled on how Important he is to the world Hahahaha

Ur a youboob loser

[Haoleplumber94]

Hammersley1967 wrote @ hulagirl67

" you just say your powerless to go with the group" what a fucking fool he obviously doesn't get it tell me how much power you have over me saying your a piece of shit and I ain't a 12 stepper but I know common sense when I see it yes you are a Fu@k'n pussy, co@k sucking f@ggot so do you have power over what I just wrote ? What a dumb fu@k For real Looking to debate on youboob to prove your intellect behind your comp screen go back to your porn site now

[MegaMrgoodtime]

lol this guy is great

[MegaMrgoodtime]

lol

[hpmc9]

this guy is a jerk

[colebot2000]

This is great stuff man...edgy stuff...mentioning rape and fetal alcohol syndrome in a stand up bit is ballsy...but you're funny as hell!!! No matter what!

[1caninelover]

@67hulagirl67 You're right; people walk around with the illusion that they have controle over everything when it's nearly nothing. Happy ODAAT!

[imagineart]

Dude...funny stuff. It's great to be able to laugh at one's own shit. Kudos...

[longvalley1985]

You don't actually have to have god or anything that you feel to be authoritarian as your higher power. I chose my higher self as my higher power, as a result I don't feel I have the kiss the ass of the "All powerful" God that is spoken about in the Big Book. I think the God concept scares alot of poeple out of AA, because it is disempowering.

[imhelingnow]

@longvalley1985 I like your HP, I like to call mine "my Power". I don't believe HP specifies anything about who/what your HP should be.

[gotrollyourself]

@longvalley1985 grow up ppl dont want to believe in a Power cos it means that they aren't it

[hudstar]

I don't know what's to discuss. This is f**king hilarious. Come to the UK, Marshall!

[Hammersley1967]

@67hulagirl67

You like to think that you are powerless, but you're not...

You just say it to go along...

[squirttilithurts]

I want to increase dopamine. Everyone should try it out :)

[Severian6of9Nessus]

How Many AA Members Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Just two: Bill W. grabs the bulb, Dr. Bob holds the ladder, and the whole universe revolves around them.

[prschuster]

I don't really care for AA or NA but I still thought this was funny.

[FeelOfFriction]

If you let drugs fuck up your life your an asshole.

[nosecolombia]

in rehab my counselor made me hear this shit for 2 hours,well me and 7 other ppl lol, addict in recovery named David

[arikayr29]

o and mkings20 I did the same shit u did 4 3 years but after a while u wont be able to controll it (if u do the u rock but i could not) and for 2 years i did heroin cuz i dont know if it was just me and the 15+ heroin addicts that I know but heroin was much stronger that oc's and opana but that is just my oppinion and everyone else I know. I would do 3 oc 80's and a small bag of boy was always stronger. But hey everyone reacts diff to stuff.

[arikayr29]

this video was really funny and I can't belive the impact this video had on ppl. I am in NA and love it. I am NOT part of a cult. I have never felt so good being sober and chillin with ppl that have gone through the same things that I have and look out 4 one another so u dont get high again. I hope the ppl that think aa and na are a joke never need it. Im clean because of me and no one else but the group of ppl there have really helped me analyze my life and fix what I needed to. But funny vid!

[dogfooddave2000]

Excellent. Weed fukd u my life too, I go to AA, Fellowship is a great help.

[gabrielanto]

haahhaahahahahaha addicted to ebay....lmao HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

[hudstar]

All debate aside, damn man. That was a funny routine!

[mkings20]

alright all you AA people....if you believe that people are powerless and that addiction is an incurable disease that you have no control over then explain to me how it is possible that i was once addicted to powerful opiates like opana and oxycontin( much stronger than heroin) and i have the ability now to use them occasionally without turning into an addict again....you arent powerless to anything...human beings are the most amazing living thing on earth.....not powerless to anything!

[ziggy72170]

Remember now,, Alcoholism is a 90% mental disorder..

[gotrollyourself]

@mkings20 addict's use... you use.... what are you?

[peace1for1all]

just dont have the drug or drink and you will stay clean.its tough sometimes.especially the 1st year,but it gets easier.peace.respect 2 aa and na.

[gamerdaddy]

@peace1for1all I do respect AA and NA, but not THAT much, since they fail in 95% of cases as a treatment for alcoholism. What I dislike in AA is their stubborness in repeating they're THE only solution. They're not, THANKS GOD!

There is a medicine called Naltrexone which was developed to treat Heroin addiction that works even better for alcoholics when taken by a method called "Sinclair Method" - it has over 80% of success!

Now THAT works, that is a true, reliable treatment.

[spacestate]

AA is really not interested in alcoholics in general, but only as they relate to AA itself as potential recruits. In fact AA's main purpose is to keep members coming to meetings & to recruit new members from an endless supply of pigeons.

[spacestate]

AA cult says a "normies are bad" because they aren't special lttlle culties who are enslaved by AA.

[aprilthestarr]

Where the fuck are you going to meetings

[baileytom78]

no 12 step programs do not work it is you that stays sober not the 12 steps if you need AA to stay sober then you are a weak minded person

[Pro50rider]

or an addict u dumb mother fucker... if u were one u would know what it means to be powerless or something like that and the fear that comes with it

[godlyguitarmann]

Love and peace to you too

[007abc1010]

AA is a cult bil bob loved the paranormal.anyone in a AA is a lover of the occult...

[jmayna46]

weed is great..

[inmyriver]

People think they are special because they think they're special, not because AA taught them that. Also cults don't let you hang around without seperating you from your money. Keep coming back Yoganao.

[forestskog]

Funny as hell!

[Yoganao]

The purpose of the CULT of A.A., is to recruit more gullible sheep in order to HERD said gullible sheep into the Cult. One of the biggest issues with AA is that the people actually think they are "special" cause they are addicted. The environment is a breeding ground for those with the victim mentality.

[mountainape14]

It's pretty easy to have an opinion when you have no education...typical of 99% of the people that make half-witted comments on this site....a 'breeding ground'?...biggest issue is that they're 'special'?...wow you're insightful...you must be an expert in addiction...I'd be interested in hearing your story...maybe you can help others with YOUR experiences...LMFAO...oh, wait, I can go to my 'cult' for that...sorry...you're not even good at pretending to be smart...have a happy 24

[insanemurdock]

What do you care, are you an addict?, did AA or the AA members did something to you? get a life kid

[godlyguitarmann]

I AM A MEMBER OF NA - AND I AM A FUCKWIT

[gotrollyourself]

@godlyguitarmann we all know it..... now u do too.... it's how you speak your truth that convinced me

[marshman721]

wow! I am a bit taken back that this video would cause such a discussion. Honestly, I am the last one to be "brainwashed" and I am VERY thankful for my 12 step program. I did try for years to quit on my own, including getting high & listening to self-help tapes... that is funny, but it is the truth.

Thank you to all those involved in any 12 step program... it does work.

[jsystevo007]

@marshman721 quality m8...very very true haha!

[Dontworrybehappyism]

@marshman721 Thanks, marshman, very funny mate. It's a shame you're not an alkie so I could invite you to my homegroup to give us a share; I'm sure you'd have us pissing ourselves. Easy does it now! ;-)

[magicxification]

@marshman721 not...u just contridicted urself....u didnt try that hard,u needed otherpeople to tell u what clean is?..are you 8 years old?...BLIND

[anipussirhc]

the people bashing the program arent sober the ones that love it are! I've been it a lone time and thats what I see

[BREEM666]

The true fact is that people who have the seed planted are truly screwed. If you even know what a 12 step program is, you probably have questioned some sort of thing that you have done under an influence of some kind. But for the grace of god go those of you, who have to use a substance to get through your own fear of life. Hopefully you can be comfortable in your own skin one day--at a time.

[KornyJ20]

fuck all of u who thinks AA is shit.u dont know and probably never will. sorry.

[godlyguitarmann]

How is that love and tolerance going ? You remember - serenity and peace and stuff ?

[lighwave]

AA is about sucking people into an insane religion created by Bill Wilson, whose primary purpose was/is to recruit for the cult of AA.

[thatnigga1126]

You are a fucking moron.

[godlyguitarmann]

why ?

[spacestate]

AA is cult and all 12 step groups are jokes. If you're unfortunate enough to get involved in a 12 step cult, then the joke is on you.

[mountainape14]

You're too cute! If you don't agree why even comment? Is it that YOU and your pathetic little unsuccessful life are the joke? Or is it that you're a spoiled little child just trying to get a rise out of people who couldn't manage their life on their own without 'help' and this seems to work for them...just trying to make them and people around them a little better, rather than being a condescending negative piece of shit like you...you're a sad story man....I actually feel sorry for you

[spacestate]

The 12 Steps are a joke, better off without Any snake oil 12 step cult of Any kind.

[mountainape14]

Maybe you'll tell your story someday....likely born with a silver spoon I'm sure...spoiled little kid...happy family...everything you wanted or you'd throw a tantrum..I don't know you (nor do I want to) but I know your type...at least their 'cult' teaches them to live better and help others in their recovery ,which is obviously more than the part you're playing in trying to make the world a better place...I hope you live in the U.S....we don't need more inbred dickheads like you

[bonniedonaldson1]

the twelve steps are no joking matter. they are whats is saving my life today. three years later one day at a time.

[jpizzyjrp]

if your using, and you think that it's not gonna get worse, then your gonna be the joke.

Been clean 4 years

grateful recovering addict name jp

[thisaintright]

AA is  cult and 12 step groups are jokes

[hedges2]

If you're unfortunate enough to get involed in a 12 step cult, then the joke is on you.

[crrazyy]

5 stars 3:52 tired of blowin guys for cheeseburger and happymeal! LOL

[champyfuck]

the 12 steps save lives

[invisiblebunny219]

aa at the back of the liguor store..where the store.lol

[sharleina]

i go to an aa mtg under the liqour store

[Hammersley1967]

NA = STOLEN LAWN MOWERS + JESUS

[inforcer2k8]

i buy socks lol

[kevinvan79]

I put mayonnaise on dogs!

[guitarfreak83261]

"what else are you gonna do while your driving?" rofl, this is really funny