Demtel - Tim Shaw - The King Of Knives

[jamesarongray]

god i must be old i actually remember this... kill me

[IanGorton]

Sadly my idea of a Tim Shaw dart board never took off. Should've marketed it better.

[SIM2402]

i want to get a boner!

[NOSFERATUalu]

Its all rubbish. Fake and gay

[Victorian105]

My favorite lines:

'The knives stay sharp FOREVER'

'You'll never need or want another knife AGAIN!' (well obviously after you just threw in 10 more useless knives)

[ambiw86]

I must get a set- I can't throw food onto any of my knives at home!!

[shawbros]

1:00

[shawbros]

Dammit!  0:59

[wildcatnip]

HAHAHAHHA 0:59 BONER! It gets better!

[theabomation]

You could really fuck some one up with those knifes

[Joshlama]

Had to laugh at 1:57 !

[SquishyKitty]

BONER!!!

[petejt]

holy shit has anyone got the Full Frontal parody skit of this?

[napalm5]

I've always wanted to cut my shoes up. Where can I order this fantastic set?

[originaldarrkon]

HAHAHA, one of the knives is a BONER!

Sorry.. :P

Did anyone buy these? Are the still sharp today? Supposed to stay sharp forever.

[gav240z]

My mum bought these, this offer and Tim Shaw were so good he even sold to my cynical mother.

The knives are still sharp to this day and we haven't had to buy another set of knives ever again. For once an infomercial that wasn't full of shit! :)

[perkele0079]

Look how good these knives are, they cut through tempered steel, and we'll include 8 matching stake knives, a two piece carving set, and I'll even let you shag the missus... ALL for $49.95!!! But wait, there's more...

[sikmusicgal]

wtf!!!!?????????????

[AusUnited]

ANY AUSSIES HERE???? HEAD TO: ausunited(dot)cjb(dot)net it's BRand new so no real members as yet... hoping for it ta take off as i'm sick of being hounded because i'm an aussie and never getting any questions answered!!!!!!!! HEAD ON OVER IT CAN'T HURT TO SIGN UP!!!! PLUS THERES GAMES!!!

[uraniumdeath]

But wait, there's more!

Call in the next 15 minutes and I'll send you a useless piece of crap and say it's worth 40 dollars when in reality, I found it under my couch! What a bargain!

But honestly, nice post. Tim Shaw was a tool, but he's memorable.

[AusUnited]

yeah it's like that isn't it? he is a bit of a knob jockey but better than the danoz direct fcuknuckle!

Head to my profile if you want more... If you're an Aussie come join the new forum... ausunited(dot)cjb(dot)net it's nothig yet but there's nothing else like it!!! Be one of the first!!

[rugbyman1]

@uraniumdeath

Tim Shaw was not a tool. I have seen several interviews with him. He actually detested doing these add. He is simply a Man who knows how to make money and sell anything. As he said to make money you need to either sell something people want or convince people that what you are selling is something they want.

Forget market trends he said.

[uraniumdeath]

Fair point.

I was only going by what I saw, and I will admit I've always enjoyed these commercials...and I did write that 3 years ago...

Actually, a person I know bought those knives and said they were brilliant a decade after they got them...