Goliath Tarantula Eats Man In Cave..

[serberious]

What a load of bolix!

[luckytobeintelligent]

I had a recurring nightmare almost just like this video as an 8 year old child.

[UnlovedOne2k9]

Even though it's shit, thumbs up if you actually watched it all

[Y3ar0neUnd3gr0und]

Thumbs up if your watch last under 10 seconds...

[gagemalone6p]

why isnt this a movie yet

[xGhostKidx9]

How many times am i going to end up watching this same video. first it started with 10 hour rainbow bunchies and today i was simply watching some funny pic videos

[lawlliet360]

aracnofobia

[Or1g1nalOn3]

@lawlliet360 arachnophobia is how its spelled

[CellPhoneLawlz]

This is clearly real and needs to be shown throughout the world

[pspeas]

SO REAL...:O

[dudejrod]

ok im gonna go smoke some dro then come back

[xixonax]

Download photoshop ..................

[PolyrystallineLace]

I suppose the fact that this is so utterly ludicrous is what makes it comical.

[PolyrystallineLace]

This is ridiculous and so obviously photo-shopped (white lines around the spider.

[admiraldma]

Man, you need to get a fucking life loading the internet up with this shite! Every shit video makes Youtube run that little bit slower and your utterly wank video has made it that little bit slower. Well done retard!!

[breatonsfan]

So dumb and fake. People are sooooo stupid these days.

[thenoxeracidus]

Photoshop: monkey level

[MegaSuperFox]

i swear our children are getting dumber and dumber if they are fooled by such atrocities of film

[MinerLetsPlay]

GRÖ?TER SCHEIZ ALLER ZEITEN!

[wzuppitbullz]

biggest waist of a one minute and thirty seconds of my life

[GTandX77]

that' the biggest S**T that i ever see

[GageChristianHarvey]

I hate this.

[TheNotoriousJesus]

is this how it feels when you are high and trippin'?

[tintanknowsbest]

@TheNotoriousJesus a) you don't trip from weed b) no.

[TheNotoriousJesus]

@tintanknowsbest

Depends what kind you smoke ;)

[darthvader121915]

its fake

[GrabekYT]

O.o ...

[eminem49352]

O my god a spider eating paper!

[FeliksZemdegsVEVO]

What The F.....?!?!!?

[SlyrenFurry]

noch schlechter einschneiden geht nich oder?? so verkackt

[agentpancakes1]

@1Thompsonmusic Never gonna let you down!

[AkimCompiler]

jajajajjaja

[ScienceWars]

A million views.

[Pellicius]

I'm sorry to say, but the ripple effect and bad photoshop is not scary...

[Superezel]

hahahahaha

[Rik4100]

why am i laughing?

THIS IS CRAP

[rickardrick]

Srsly you knew that this was shit before you pressed it!

[fatkid991000]

613 people have aids

[xSILENTALARM1]

This is clearly fake because you can see the lines from photoshop...

[longhead844]

this is freakin stupid u suck JCVdude

[Manycanbe]

I'm lost in the weird part of youtube... I should get out of here..

[SmokeWeedBuyShoes]

real as fuck



[ThePlitka]

0:57 is that spider eated that gauy with ass?

[Landyachtz12]

Holy shit ! so freaking real

[XirenaRuby]

aww man I was hoping it was real v.v oh well no gory gruesome deaths on. I guess I'll just go to rotten.com they have way sicker stuff XD

[CAMERONDAMNIT]

I lol'ed. those little people are obiously just small bugs dressed up to look like people.

[rotomthunder]

thumbs up if you wish there was a reason to be flagged by called " to fucking retarded"

[TheLizaaaay]

cos this is proper real and everything!..

[chechenstyler]

oooh nooo the man died

[spentingify]

adds at the start huh. gave me the chance to dislike this shit without watching it.

[slojoe58]

Oscar material

[HappyLolBoy]

O.M.G its a real big fake and soooo animated

[ptei1]

Guys, I'm not sure. But I think there is a change of this being a fake video.

[CriticuleMe]

lol, over a million views...for less than 10 seconds each.

[pippop94]

What the fuck is this fuckery.

[Kleanmonkey]

@pippop94 hahah :P

[ecocheff123]

@pippop94 umm. while you may be right, "fuckery" is not a word.

[WafflesFTW9]

I'm on the weird side of YouTube again

[turnbats]

@WafflesFTW9 was it after 12am?

[PolyrystallineLace]

The pulmonary organs of an arachnid that size could not survive in a more oxygen rich environment. The lung capability would have to be radically different for the tarantula to be able to breath.

[PointManification]

Well the horror is actually me coming over here and atching this fucking video

[dariakwas]

how fake

[DieThinking]

You idiot bro ? 

[JustKeepFilming]

im in the wierd part of youtube again .....

[mrEatChikn]

@JustKeepFilming atleast its not reptilians

[RoYalSmith93]

REAL!

[chadilychannel]

I thought I was gonna get rick rolled....

[JustKenneth90]

WHY WAS NOBODY HELPING THE GUY AT 0:20 ??? They should've at least yelled he was walking in the wrong direction!!!

[korobanov83]

делать нехуй вам!!

[itzblobby]

one word FAKE

[187Clemens]

why do i click on these links...

[PatrikLarssonRang]

And now I'm back to the fucked up part of youtube again.. haha.. I hate myself for it..

Your video sucks btw.. And in case you didn't get it.. SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS...

[Blackknight1212]

What the fuck is this!?

[turbick01]

this is so stupid even my 5 year old brother knows its fake!! i mean really come on!!!

[Jaybob1987]

i knew giant man eating spiders existed and now there is reliable proof lol

[jeffreywix1]

it so stupet

[tndr78]

Just one question!Did you really think that we wouldn't notice the totally fake photoshop editing!

[pme96]

At least I wasn't Rickrolled.

[WerSingap0r3ans]

while spider eating man without webbing it first cool ! RAW?

[odstcallum]

i liked the part about the ... erm ... yeah ... never mind

[BrostapoMashes]

that was tight! i cant believe a spider ate a whole human!

[leb4lifeify]

why the hell would the man be walking to it and why are the people not seeing it..... on second thought maybe the spiders a tourist with the group that were walking and got hungry

[4evaNerdz]

Was that a pig cave? :seemslegit:

[DonDinasAirey]

I almost died when fly landed on my shoulder while I was watching this...

[Kodak09Productions]

And my trek into the weird part of YouTube begins...

[talenmans14]

noob get a life

[x31mx31m]

Stop using that joke in wich you compare the dislike bar with darth vaders Lightsaber .. It does not have a green handle herp derp !

[eminem46787]

face

[coolgamer1609]

wie behindert

[potskarpatski]

lol looks like he has no life

[RedCastle335]

LMFAO!

[callyse6]

dick



[DJExeQue]

i think theres a Darth Vader Lightsaber in here... Aaaahh... its the dislike bar :D

[Sidakamikadze]

my best part was the dislike button

[bun94]

is it real ? 

[mrbetteru45776]

@bun94 YES

[lllllRoguelllll]

why the spider sound like a baby pig ?

[Newbiegirl101]

lol 

[Frontlinecool]

the least scary spider eva

[Mogzyx]

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[biggyboy198]

i feel sick!

[Pehc90]

I never want go cave becaus oger spider attacks ffs

[PathofRinnegan]

know what.. videotape while killing yourself and let ur mom upload it here.

[happymarcus123]

Its just video editing and some scary cricket sounds.....

[borofan223]

Cause thats not fake he says sarcasticly

[RDTIPS]

If the Tarantula was killing him then how come the people on the background acting like normal saying " oooooooohhh wat a beautiful cave"

[timoxxxxxxxx]

OH MY GOD DO THESE LIVE SOMEWHERE IN EUROPE BECAUSE IM SCARDED AS SHIT FUCK I DONT WANT TO DIEE

[xerke]

I laughed at the awfulness

[1x1x1x1x1x]

u blowjob

[MagicDino101]

i was watching this as well as a few other spider vids, and right as the guy screamed, the cord of my headphones fell on my hand. i screamed, and jumped about a foot in the air, then ran out of the room and stood gasping for breath. did i mention i had the lights OFF? scared the life out of me, especially cause i couldn't see what touched my hand.

[ryancool614]

OMG! is this REAL?!!

[MiniXannistisch]

Where is Frodo & Sam ?

[BadControlHyp]

ohh shit i hope that the rest of people run away :/

[sasukefromrunescape]

the worst ever



[KhyberBoy09]

goliath is very big, but they usually dont attack humans

[myanimeaddict]

very creative. but they live in the Amazon Rainforest.

[MobofGeckos]

epic fail



[CasusUniversum]

"They're eating him! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"

[juwan937]

@CasusUniversum lol are u just saying is good

[CasusUniversum]

@juwan937 Not sure what... I don't know even know...

[The1stVolc]

Seems legit

[sk8tafrnk]

@The1stVolc This is fake you idiot.

[The1stVolc]

@sk8tafrnk I sincerely hope you're a troll, for your own sake and for the sanity of anybody who has the misfortune of reading your comment.

[sk8tafrnk]

@The1stVolc The fuck is a troll?

You've obviously uploaded this video in order to trick people into thinking this is real. If the dislike bar is an any representation of what the nearly 1.3 million viewers know about your video, then not even 7% of the viewers think this is real.

That means you are a fucking idiot.

[The1stVolc]

@sk8tafrnk Ah, so you're a newfag. This is going to take more than the character limit allows, isn't it?

There are many things wrong with your comment, but I'll focus on the 2 biggest ones, and take the time to explain what a troll is.

1st off, this isn't my video. I merely commented on the video. This shows everybody that you're also new to YouTube. The author of the video is shown at the top left, just above the video.

2. In my comment, I used this new concept people are now calling sarcasm.

[The1stVolc]

@sk8tafrnk continued from previous comment...

Sarcasm is this thing that is taught by the Great and Powerful Grackletooth warrior from Atlantis. It takes many years to learn, but is worth it in the end.

Now, a troll is somebody who prowls the internet looking for weaknesses in people. Once this weakness is exploited, the strike. For example: there's a post about how bad the Holocaust was. A troll will comment on the post and say "the holocaust was a lie."

(Let's continue in another comment...)

[The1stVolc]

@sk8tafrnk Trolls feed off the anger and confusion of others. I thought you were a troll because I didn't thing there was anybody in the world who actually be stupid enough to think people believe this is real. sk8tafrnk, you have made me lose some faith in humanity. :(

[sk8tafrnk]

@The1stVolc One of many unsung internet heroes who are almost entirely misunderstood. Contrary to popular belief, many trolls are actually quite intelligent. Their habitual attacks on forums is usually a result of their awareness of the pretentiousness and excessive self-importance of many forum enthusiasts. As much as people may hate trolls, they are highly effective - their actions bring much of the stupidity of other forum users out into the great wide open.

[The1stVolc]

@sk8tafrnk I never questioned the intelligence of trolls. I know (a handful of them) are smart. Oh, and next time you copy and paste something from Urban Dictionary, make sure it's related to what the other person has said. This really has no relation to any of my comments. With every comment, you make me lose even more faith in humanity.

[sk8tafrnk]

@The1stVolc What I pasted from Urban Dictionary WAS relevant to what you were saying, and I will demonstrate this now. It was a definition that I would argue is an accurate representation of at least one troll in the world.

The fact that your statement is so generalized, one troll having motivations that deviated from the ones you had previously defined (that they feed off of the "anger and confusion of others"), would make your statement false.

So you're wrong idiot.

[The1stVolc]

@sk8tafrnk Your plagiarized quote from Urban Dictionary had no relevance in the fact that I was not arguing on what a troll is or isn't. I know what a troll is, you didn't, so I explained it to you. My statement was not very generalized, it was actually rather straightforward. The only thing I did not comment on was the intelligence level of each and every troll, which you seem somewhat obsessed with. A successful troll is one that can spawn a flame war with a single comment...

[The1stVolc]

@sk8tafrnk This has very little to do with intelligence. Now to keep the flame war flaming, a troll has to be smart enough to reply to a true statement with their own false or negative statement and make it sound somewhat legitimate enough to continue the argument.

Now back to the original argument. When I said "Seems legit," I was being incredibly sarcastic. You obviously missed this, and then you believed it was my video...

[The1stVolc]

@sk8tafrnk This is so blatantly fake that even a retard would know this is a bunch of bs. How smart can you be if you missed such an openly sarcastic comment? Congratulations for failing the internet.

[JRFrain]

Amazing ...

[cirocippo]

ahahahaha



[richardguerrero86]

WTF.. This has a million views!!!

[victorcelmare]

this is art

[benolt123]

looks legit

[ggpasgg]

i lose 1min 31 sec. of my life

[1998lowbacca]

@ggpasgg

you actually watched the whole video through??

[ggpasgg]

@1998lowbacca Yeah :(

[MicroIc31]

ahahahahahah this is really funny xD *and realy boring -.-*

[kimbercoggins]

okay entirely too fake and someone has too much time on their hands ot they are practicing to be an animator in horror flicks and need more practice!

[slyinz]

That seems legit

[R3ds0ld13r]

now i think Glow in the Dark Tarantula is also a fake.

[AeroCodex]

Seems Legit.

[UsedNewsToday]

Apply a feather to your mask and it will make the image overlay more seamless.

[1400819]

vaya chorrada...hasta yo hago mejor los efectos y tengo 14 años ehhh...malisimmo

[countblood97]

wow this is so fake

[pmqpmq]

buahuahuahu wtf is this?:!

[MultiJames900]

i was watching L.A. Noire and now im here. youtube what is wrong with you ?

[mariaverina]

i dont know how i got here. i think i was watching cats before.

[wolfgar7z]

You need to find a girlfriend.

[wazzupblad1]

GAY AND LAME

[citylplp]

video repugnante de uno que tiene demasiado tiempo para boludeses

[lilithnux]

This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels.

[900transformers]

oh heres my best thumbs up comment good its not removed but its not on most thumbs upcomments its wierd and STILL 1:31 is best part

[900transformers]

hey were the fuck is my best thumbs up comment

[Janyatsu]

jajajaj wouuuu pero que MIERDAAAAAAAAAAAA xD

[Nightbird1234567890]

this is sooo fake and lame and stupid

[XFACTORX3]

dont make anymore vids please

[revofreak1993]

Morron ...

[MrFakunda]

i really hate dumb shit

[AlbBuch]

@MrFakunda the fuck did you expect? a man being eaten by a spider? on youtube!?

[MaitreMorgoth2]

WHAT DA HELL ?

[ngocanh861991]

this video is so stupid

[RussiRussiRussi]

go at 0:00 Press the arrow button right and press arrow up, so you can play sanke, thumbs up if it works!

[thechel356]

btw people who says its photo shopped urrm der.. lol why say it when its so obvious !

[thechel356]

i found that really funny to be honest , one of the reasons as it was so fake but it did make laugh haha thumbs up if you thought that???

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