Sexy Time Tips!

[lozayousif]

lol! too funny =P

[ladykiller200010]

LMAO

[piggyskate]

ps MMIIILLLFFF

[piggyskate]

hahahah "my cat is very ugly, red and fat. and my grandparents are very sexual"

[monkeyfrut]

lol wtf? where is the bathroom? nice

[KiLPhiL]

yo u is a wild one! u got skills though lol

[amethystmt]

LOL

[izzyrobbie]

tip: things must match origiinal: Mi gato es muy feo y rojA y muy gordA

correct way: Mi gato es muy feo y rojO y muy gordO or Mi gato es muy feA y roja y muy gorda tip: Muy+adj(i.e. feo)=_______ísimo(or ísima if its feminine) in example feo becomes feisimo or fea becomes feisima

[omlee26]

haha nice spanish, very funny

[heyitswhitney]

LOL thank god i took spanish!

[Saefty88]

"dónde está el baño? el ba♠o es blanco y negro" - "why don't you try it tonight"

hahahahahahhaha :D

[TheSmallSicilian]

"my grandparents are very small and sexual" xD

[Victorian9322]

my cat is very fat lol

[BetterThenGrapefruit]

i love that the spanish didn't even correlate with the subtitles! :D awesome!

[thecrazychikz3]

lol

what u said in spanish made no sence

i love you!!

[dgf50]

"My cat is very ulgy and very red and very fat." XD I love this...

[breakingdawn1111]

wow that was so funny!!!!!

ur subtitles had nothing 2 do with wat ur were saying! hahaha

[marisotoserna]

HAHAHA!! not even TELEMUNDO! that's great! HOLA

[fjhc75]

hahaha muy bien español,on sexy time tips...

[kellystarr]

besa mi cola!!!

[chandlertherapper]

haha Ohmygod

i watched it and read the words and cracked up.

then i watched it and listened to what you were saying and was rolling on the floor!

props dina!

[ILuvNightwish]

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

oh WOW. I couldn't stop laughing! I speak enough Spanish to know most of what she was saying and holy cow! Didn't match up with the subtitles at all! Brilliant!

[emirss]

lol

[jpblue]

kiss my ass, i'm animal sexual!? LMAO!!!

[TSMtiz787]

-Sort of cringes away from computer-

[michinorli]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

[Rubberbanded]

it took me a thirty seconds to realize they didn't match up...and i speak spanish. oh boy.

[LondonGuysVids]

El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario?

(The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the bathroom?)

[ANGELGHR]

"yo soy es un animal bonita, pequeña y flaco" jajajajaja

[Rosazuly7]

jjajajaja....she has no idea of what she's saying......it sounds so stupid......nada de lo que esta diciendo tiene sentido !!!!

[katuni08]

... That's the point.

[imodd123]

lol. love that the sub titles and spanish don't mix

[yay418]

wow ur really good at spanish!!! xDD

its nice that u share that ur bathroom is white

[CrackAGrin]

HAHA, that wink at the end was incredibly awkward.

Funnnnny video. :D

[Werswearing]

LMFAO If you don't know spanish you should learn it for this video, she only used things you would learn in like spanish one.

[jacobrayyy]

that was so sexy.

[bennychacon]

THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT ANIMAL SEXUALITY

[slapyalaterr]

that was hilarious!!! some probabaly are thinking ur speaking right! lmao thanks for the good laugh!

[GlisteningGalaxy]

Jennifer lopez? hahahahahaha

[stiltguyjoe]

HAHAHA, Hilarious!

[hoofhearted16]

HAHAHAHAHA

[joluh]

LMFAO hahahaha this is fucking hilarious

marzo diciembre me gato es muy feo y muy roja y muy gorda mis abuelos es muy pequeño y muy muy sexuality donde esta la biblioteca donde esta la baño mi baño es blanco y negro yo soy ay dios mio tu eres cantar bailar

ROFL

LOS GATOS ES CANTAR

[how2dostupidstuff]

This is so cool!

xoxox

SS

[aleksdeabreu]

jaja. Muy naturale:p

[joluh]

JAJAJAJAJA LMFAO! <3

[coolstar4ever]

lol i know spanish and i was like sure!

[MisterMelancholy]

LMAO! So funny!

[MrKhash]

I realised she was talking gibberish in spanish as soon as she said, "Jennifer Lopez".

Lol

[SuperAwesomeAly]

@MrKhash i noticed at 1:07 when she said "donde esta la biblioteca?" meaning "where is the library"

[nicoleomgahx3]

HAHAHHHAHAHA!

Too funny! You're great, i've been watching all your videos, and I loveeeeed them.

Keep it up!

[letstalknerdy87]

hahaha..

three years of spanish did me well, because i understood most of that..

whether or not it made since..

haha..

[xmissdiazx]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA AH NOOOOOOOOO JAJAJJA oh mygosh, i had to watch it twice, one with no sound cause i kept paying attention to what she was saying and i couldn't read, i was laughing too hard XDD really funny...no tengo perro no perro grande no perro pequeño no perro rojo blanco negro XDD JAJAJA NO PERRO!! XD muy bueno che

[LaraLover101]

1.29 she actually said Selena, Jennifer Lopez, Antonio Saboto Jr.!!

LOL

[edlezzz]

hahaha 2:19 to 2:22 i find it funny LOL...

[xomgxitsxmex]

i still dont get it..can you speak spanish or not?

[heberjm]

probably not. She is randomly saying things like "my bathroom is white and black" and "kiss my butt" ect. What they put on the screen and what she is really saying are totaly different. Funny chick.

[melzaelf]

LOL at Antonio Saboto Jr.

That is one gorgeous Man!

You're vid was awsome

*****

[ClaireDeNicole]

AHAHAHAH the spanish is soooo hilarious.

[twosaperfectnumber]

lmao

she is speaking spanish (at random)

but the subtitles don't match.. but it makes it so much better. xD

[clownpenis0]

DONDE ESTA LA BEEBLIOTEQUEEE???? lol

[naturalrocker9182]

hahaha.

comparing the subtitles is funny.

the subtitles say something about a farmer and a milkmaid but u were saying the room is white.

lol.

so funny.

keep up the amazing work!

i cant stop laughing.

[kkorova]

she´s talking as if she had a mental disorder. SU CASTELLANO NO TIENE SENTIDO!

[princessmooky]

HA AH HA OMG reading the subtitles and actually understanding what ur saying is hilarious ha ha ha..... "kiss my ass" (2:29) ha ha ha

[jonabank]

Banana is "platano" in Spanish :)

[porcelinasoma]

hahaha HAHAHAAHA this is genious!

[dontcallmesurely]

Her Spanish is wack.

[Colormyworldgreen]

that's the point

[ailinlavigne]

mi noviaa es muy sexuallydad y gordo (?) wtf!! haha = soo funny hahaha LOL

[stumpy457]

OH MY GOSH. Knowing what you're really saying makes this video even better! XD

[xmyx3romancex]

haha....your not even right..looveee you!

[mijn45]

more of this pleaseeeeee, es muy bueno, greetings from Tenerife, spain xxx

[melioped]

por favor apriete el número uno para el inglés! Deena es la bonita muchacha

[cummrad]

hahahahahahaaaay thaaaat was very funny i laghed till i fall .. wow my sholders hurt

[TeAmoJazz]

your mixing up a bunch of words! your faking spanish!

[Gracegirl127]

thats the point!

[dreemer777]

Great tips, almost make laughing to tears. You are really wonderful actress, everything the best !

[blondewithabrain21]

"en ta la jennifer lopaz" haha ur amazing

[Keelyzh07]

LOL

My bathroom is white and black xDDD

[dARKkme]

hahahahahhaahah this is soooooo great!!!!! jajajjajaj q graciosa!!

[CheVolay]

....dame tu cola

[MaxSafeheaD]

lol! =D

[narisnaris]

YOU ARE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL woman!!!

[pinayxmac]

lol i never seen this one before. haha got me smiling throughout the video good job =D

[hockpooh37]

You have loads of passion that's for sure.

[BradytheStageCrewGuy]

haha. i actually know what ur saying! "the cat is very ugly and fat". haha

[gagadooch]

she is so beautiful

[Weirdo1128]

hahahaha i speak spanish and you didnt say wat was in the subtitles, you just talked about your family. hahahaha besa mi cola hahaha that doesnt mean piece out, that means kiss my ass hahahaha

[nccrazyboy]

the correct translations, are even funnier than the captions

[x0devilishxbiach0x]

Hahaha, so annoying that I messed up my post. Oh wells, you still get my point.

[x0devilishxbiach0x]

Holy shit. It's not often that people on the internet drive me completely fucking nuts, and without being too offensive, I have to be honest and say that your videos are the most ridiculous things I have EVER seen. Please put the unfortunate people that stumble across your videos out of your misery by packing it in, or at least creating a decent video. 'Don't watch it if you don't like it' you may say, but how the fuck do I know what I'm getting myself into?

[choockchoocks]

Oh wait, now i remember, you remind me of that actress that plays Meredith in Grey's Anatomy..In those first 10 seconds. I used to love that girl, and she was actually the only reason I watched the show. But now I'm in love with you and your videos..Oh god, help me trough this :P

[choockchoocks]

in the first ten seconds you remind me of a female moviestar wich I used to find extremely hot...but who is it? I can only vagelue remember her, or maybe it's just you..AGH my head!! Now I can only see you when I try to imagine her...I think I love you.

[queensda]

seen this months ago, still don't know what u said, but still love it

[CaptainFrenzy]

On one hand I thought this video was hilarious and on the other hand I didn't think it was at all funny, which just goes to show that opinions are not a worthy guide on which to judge merit. Just do stuff to please yourself, some people will like it some won't and the one's that don't can shuttit!

[Marianaa18]

i can't stop watching this video..! everytime i watch this i laugh so hard!!!!!!

[lstrindade]

LOL! I´m Brazilian and, well, we speak portuguese here, but we also understand spanish very well. I can ensure...this videos gets even more funny this way :P hahaha. What a sense of humor! :D

"Tenha um bom final de semana!"

"Have a nice weekend!" :D

[Truelove777]

What a riot!

[alexistequiere]

hahahahaahhahaa

[ImpulsoAleatorio]

Pero que bella! :)

lol, so you dont speak spanish? xD

at first i was like "omg thats soo wrong, should i tell her?", but through half the video i got it haha.

bueno, me alegro de conocerte :) chao.

[RelliksBan]

Lmao.

That was hilarious.

[lukiboi]

Haha "... Jenifer Lopez"

[OMGCHINFACES]

haha i swear that ur saying spanfor sure but ur not saying the same in the subtitle

[colinlinkus]

Ms Bean , you are very naughty .

Talking gibberish like that

mucus grassy ass

[TheBrownFence]

u have live shoes on blogtv?

[lazyperfectionist1]

You know what's really funny is watching Apollo 13 with subtitles. There really is no way to translate "steely-eyed missile-man."

[tubatubamo]

oh my gosh i love how the subtitles are so so far off from what you're saying. this video made me laugh so hard ... he he he

[saandiii]

yo animal seksualidad

hahaha

[khussett]

You're so sexy.

[CellarDoor98]

you are my hero!!!!

[Biskmut]

I love how the subtitles don't match what you're saying... Freaking hilarious. *Subscribes*

[BeanerLaRue]

thanks new friend!

[CerebroDeCaca]

"Tienes cara de pu.ta barata e imbecil como todas las norteamericanas"

Translation:

"You are so funny woman"

[ARMOROID5000]

stupid beaner. thats not what that says.

[trlrprklsr]

no shit, tard, thats the joke.

its fuckin hillarious.

[ARMOROID5000]

You suck mush head from the doctor.

[whitefloweret]

This was really funny! You should have shown a picture of your abuela.

[onlocash]

I could watch you speak Español all day

Eres muy haawt y tu gato rojo tambien

Besa MI cola :P

[botz1]

hah!

[anthonyhantonh]

OMG, wait I can't breath LOL! Holy cow! So thats how it feels to almost die laughing.

[shawnkf1970]

You are sooooo funny woman.....LMAO!!!!

[Horezzor]

Super vidéo cool

[kittyrainbowcookie]

i get it now. lmao.

[OceanFuzzletBubbles]

ur not saying what the transalations say! i know spanish!

[Blackbent]

well thats the hole point, don`t you think? lol

[funguspower]

duh ^^

[madaboutBBW]

Nice vid (Maria) heehee

[need4speedmetalhead1]

haha!!! lol i loved this video!!! this is like the third or fourth time ive watched it!!!lol very funny!!

[AndrewLaurenson]

Has anyone told you lately that you're hot? Just in case not, you're hot.

-- Andrew

[Youdothedishes]

That was hilarious.

I could barely not hear what you were saying I was laughing so hard.

5 start, favorited, subscribed :D

I am an expert = Yo tiene. HAHAHAHHA

[FeetAppreciation]

Deena doesn't like me. She never responds to me. waaa waaa. :(

[BeanerLaRue]

dear FeetAppreciation :

unfortunately i haven't  had much time to respond lately. lots going on at the moment. but hi!

[saandiii]

im sorry... but is consejos apasionados de amor con maria =) hahahaha well...mmm hahahaha besa mi cola? hahahahahahahahahaha soo funny! i talk spanish! soy un animal bonito y flaco hahahahahahaha great videoo! hahaha telemundito? hahhaha

[Auggie56]

What time shall I come around to pick you up Denna ? I just got a new carpet in the bed of the El camino. And my Steelers cooler, is full of Margaritas.

[Marianaa18]

this makes me laugh so much hahahaha

mi gato es muy feo y muy roja y muy gorda.. rofl

tu eres cantar bailar marc anthony jennifer lopez lol

[TUESDAYIMFADINGX]

hahahahahaha

[caprisun49]

Jaja al primer pensaba que estabas seria. Pero no eres tan stupida. Yo rio. Bueno.

[misscupcake1]

LOL this is great. youre gorgeous

[jriktor]

estas reque te loca!

[nico3641]

mañana banana

.

besa mi cola

.

hilarious

[evilgnius]

non so di che parla..... that is not correct...

[Centerfold]

LMFAO

[Kawiza]

this is hilarious..... lol lol lol

mi gato es muy feo y muy roja y muy gorda.. lol lol lol

brilliantly done!!!

[LostWithin]

I´d love to see another one of these

^^

[MrAlducard]

deena, you stole my form, and you know what, is more stilish than mine. See you

Yours.

MrAlducard

[MrAlducard]

hey, deena, you copy my idea you you

you are a great...

see my next video

[BeanerLaRue]

dear MrAlducard:

no, i didn't copy your idea. did u do something like this, too? i'll have to come look! :)

[k8iejrsynun]

Okay, so people always ask me if I speak Spanish too. They call me, "Little Latina," but alas, I'm only part Italian... no Mexican. However, I speak limited (elementary teacher) Spanish. I know some colors... and numbers. Although, my favorite thing to say is AGUA! Yeah... it's water, but I like how even I could tell that your Spanish didn't go along with your translation! ...'cuz it's funny!

[lilashioyo]

lol shes intentionally doing that

[imaginaryfay]

What you're sayning and subs doesn't really match....but that was funny lol I liked that accent

[jerseystitch]

Is it wise to get to know the goat first?

[davevt04]

is she just spouting random spanish words or is there a hidden message? because obviously the captions are wrong

[ritalate]

at one point she said her cat is ugly, red and fat. So... yeah, from what i could translate she's just saying random phrases she knows in spanish. Also at tip one she says something and then the word siempre which means forever. don't rack your brain to hard on this one LOL

[hockpooh37]

You had me at hola.

[hockpooh37]

I love this one, very well done, even the music, and you are so damn funny & sexy in it.

I'll just bet there's a trail of broken hearts in your wake.

[StickyFlindaz]

does she do a demonstration with that bannana in the next episode?

[endisnear13]

ay chalupa! te quiero mucho. my perito tambien te quiero mucho. nachos garcia para tu "channel comment" adidas, alfred

[Lyzbian]

something about very red and fat and ugly...where is the library and where is the bathroom.. your bathroom is black and white huh? something about a beautiful animal...something about a fat readheaded girlfriend..aww.. you and your brother never had a dog of anykind :( how sad. but i think you had alot of cats. and tomorrow you will have a bananna.. lol. did i get alot of it right? my spanish is rusty but i think i understand more than i speak. lol.

[WeskJago]

i stopped watching a movie for these (the ones you made that i havent seen yet) clips...it was worth it :)

[WHATevaTV]

You are so funny. I love this video. The way you stress the words alone is a killer. Manana banana!

[SidneyXda]

Deena i just wanna kiss those lips lol sorry forgive me ..not gentleman like

[hockpooh37]

I know what you mean, she is a real sweet heart.

There are 3 people I watch the most on youtube.

1. Deena Marie, (BeanerLaRue) by far is the best.

2. Christine, (happyslip)

3. Marina, (hotforwords) very smart in real life, has like 3 degrees or so.

[SidneyXda]

well said, my fave vid of Deena is this one and that other vid..the july 4th celebration one? where she had the blue streak in her hair..god she looked so beautiful in that..i just love her! lol

yeah i haven't been to happyslip for a long time ..she is good ..definitely

Marina - she is nice! also do you like venetian princess?

[jhermbaby]

deena i love you.. this was fabulous!

[nomosushi]

I had to come back and see this again. my cat is very ugly,red and fat ..my goods are very petite and very very sexualita at least thats what i heard I work with spanish guys and i'm gonna throw this out there see if i can get a laugh ... at the bar you say mi verga es mucho waylee .. to she spanish girls guess it means my walet is very heavy

[CommentSense]

Fortunately it wasn't an OFFICIAL interpretation/translation, though I could be wrong if it were coming from the White House!

[Bourne2bwild1989]

Hahahahahaha!

[ijnaqw]

I don't think I've ever seen you sexier!!!

We definately need more of this! (and it'll help us with our spanish too! LOL)

[medavog]

Muy guapa amiga!

[DanAndRos]

Hehe i'm pretty sure you weren't actually saying the things you said you were saying!!! Funny :)

But I don't speak Spanish so I wouldn't know :(

Please do this character again, she cracks me up!!!

xxxRosa

[millimunki]

where is the library? in the bathroom

:P

XxXx

[dirimtirim]

Jajaja quero ver mas de Maria-doctor de las paiones de la noche!!!Thats great! p.s Tienes raices argentinos???

[d01t2m3]

... You're not actually saying what's in the subs, are you?

[DanielBathoryI]

omg that was really good! you are so beautiful! :)

[BestKacFan]

Wow - you are better than Stevie Ryan....

[Syntox]

Alright D, this has GOT to become a recurring character, kills me!

[BeanerLaRue]

dear Syntox :

he he he thanks!

i'm thinking about it! :)

[n3rdyNugg3ts]

hahaha i love it.

So funny :)

[bandyttsbc]

Waw... Nice Spanish,or latin (Mexican) girl!

Usted es una linda mujer! =)

Hugs and kisses 4u Denna!

Saulo.

[SaeriaSuresh]

mark antony jennifer lopez antony sobato jr

???

[SidneyXda]

You are the most beautiful on youtube , so so hot!

[jmarkula]

thats a one hot chica. a bit Deena in it? :-P

[LuvBear1]

Really good!! I don't know much spanish, but the couple of words I do know were misused. LOL. Over all I found my self lol!!

[nomosushi]

that was cool, i know just enough spanish to keep up

[patwolfie]

This is what we call a "loose" translation of an even looser topic! Hilarious