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  • STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Shit!!!!! this was the best one on the internet. Is there any way I can download this now or is it gone forever???

  • @brandoonjen1 youtube to mp3 search it in google

  • I was criminal scum until a too an arrow to the knee.

  • @pursuitwolf STOP WRITE DER CRIMINAL SCUM YOU VIALETED DA LAW *bounty 9000000000*

    and thats why you dout use arrow to the knee jokes:3

  • If we only had guards like this in real life....just think of the possibilities. :0

  • Oblivion FTW.

  • BY THE GODS!! theres a CRIMINAL.. scum. LMAOO!!!

  • I used to call 'criminal scums' then i took an arrow in the knee.

  • HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

    

  • STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINALS CUM

  • Me in Oblivion: heeheehee Imma be the bad guy *punches someone* >:D *nothing happens* ....What?

    Ah fuck it, I'mma go adventuring. *steals some supplies*

    Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

    Me: AAAAAAAW C'MON MAN

  • The guard is not amused.

  • I'm addicted to this song.

  • PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD! Stolen, Goods, Stolen, Goods

  • Pay the fine or take an arrow to the knee.

  • I was lauging so hard I took an arrow to the knee.

  • "keep your fingers to yourself" AHAHHAHAHHA if it was a girl saying that it would be hilarious.

  • @timewasteland 0_0 Now I know why there isn't any female guards in Oblivion 

  • Only a guy on drugs would listen to this

  • AWESOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • haha =D

  • who want the elder scrolls 6 tamriel

  • @Eliteburner1995 then what would it be about

  • @legendcilcor idk theylle think of something i just wanna go to all the places

  • 2:37

    CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU YOU VIOLATED THE.........

    .....court...

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i can't stop laughing at how horrible that line is!!

    beautifully done none the less

  • After watching this I took an Arrow to the knee.

  • You violated the court?! O.o

  • You see those guards from cyrodil? They've got criminal scum.

    Criminal. Scum. !

  • You see those imperial guards from Cyrodiil? They've got Criminal Scum.

  • YOU SHOULD HAVE-PAID-THE FINE!!!

  • @brandoonjen1 I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you....The I took a mace to the face.

  • what's the  name of this game? anyone?

  • @SuperLeetroy The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, the olny better single player rpg out there is Skyrim

  • @SuperLeetroy The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Skyrim is the sequel.

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  • @SuperLeetroy ....... >:(

  • Pay the court - stolen goods.

  • kinda sounds like John O'Hurley when he says "keep your fingers to yourself..."

  • I'd pay to see this performed by the real voice actor live ;D

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  • There needs to be a mod for oblivion, to where if you resist arrest and you die, all the guards start doing the robot and sing this :D

  • By the Nine Divines! 

  • He seems to have developed an awful stutter D: Been Stopping too many Criminal Scum lately?

  • D:

    CUTE! n.n

  • @MelodyPlayback

    My Audacity project file got screwed up so I had to tinker with the song structure itself to try and fix it.

  • keep your fingers to yourself! O_O

  • O_O

    CUTE! n.n

  • i'm makeing this play every time i get sent to jail.

  • Criminal Scum...

    Criminal Scum every were...

  • Break the law on MY WATCH will ye!! I'll be confiscating your stolen goods, OHH!! And no gold to pay you're fine hmmm??? It's off to the lock-up then!!!!

  • *ruffling* you shOULD HAVE PAIID THE FINE!!!!!

  • :X love it

  • pay the court criminal scum and off to jail with stolen goods

  • Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! You can pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

  • Criminal scum, criminal scum,criminal scum,criminal scum, PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

  • Pay the court, stolen goods

  • this is the greatest thing ever to be ever

  • liked, fav'ed, thank you very much XD you just made my day haha

  • STOP RIGHT THERE! NOBODY LEAVES THIS SITE WITHOUT LIKING THE VIDEO!!!!

  • I remember this music... Its from Need for speed hot pursuit 2 right ?

  • BY THE GODS THEIRS A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE!

  • Criminal scum!Keep your fingers to yourself!BY THE GODS!

  • @AosaBid lol'd so hard when I heard that.

  • Username=Redwall reference? Good song anyways

  • If only our police were this diligent...and had armor, swords, bows, and a "Criminal Scum" thrown in here. The world would be at peace.

  • I liked the part where he said criminal scum.

  • criminals cum.

  • pay the court stolen goods

  • pay the court criminal scums.

  • THIEF!!!!

  • "Keep your fingers to yourself... BY THE GODS!"

  • PAY WITH UR BLOOD!!!!!

  • Pay the court a criminal scum!!

  • This should be made by bethesda

  • "Pay the court stolen goods."

  • thats shit

    

  • lol

  • SCUM RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL STOP!

  • Lol this is funny

  • After you pay the fine criminal scum, I'm off to tryout for Cyrodiil Idol.

  • @DemonKingMMA Cyrodiil's god Talent

  • This is great:)

  • Do i at least get to pass "Go" and collect 200$?

  • @MPieter88

    Sure. Just remember that the Imperial Legion is waiting for you on the corner before Go. :P

  • good

    

  • Thumbs up if this video makes you to play OBLIVION

  • You should've PAY THE FINE !

  • 9 are criminal scum!

  • YOU DARE MAKE ME SING ON MY WATCH

  • Oh! And no gold to pay your fine, hmm?

  • "You've violated the court!"

  • "Pay The Court Stolen Goods!"

  • ripoff from original

  • @StANgER4147 better then original you silly n wah

  • i love this

  • I'm no adoring fan of this song.

  • you violated the court? WHAT?

  • O.o a guard said" stop right there!" the same exact time it first it said in this video XD

  • sohould of paid the fine! lol

  • 5 people are criminal scum!!!

  • Where can I download this song? XD

  • BY THE GODS! There's a criminal

    on

    the loose

  • This is highly amusing :)

  • STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

  • 3 people didnt keep thier fingers to them selves

  • lmao

  • man i love half-life 1 music

  • 2 Criminals violated the LAW!

  • Not as good as the other video

  • I love it :D

  • By the gods there's a criminal scum!

  • SSSSSSSSSS Stop Right there! SSSSSSS Pay the court! SSSSSSS Criminal scum! SSSSSSS Off to jail!

    Haha new way of explain the process of booking.

  • @RoosterTeethFanGirl BOOOM DAMMIT CREEPER!(search minecraft creepers)

  • i jizzed... hhahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahaha

  • lolollololo soooo funny m8, hahahah :DD

  • This is even better than the Imperial Guard song!

  • . . . keep your fingers to yourself???

  • You violated the law! 

  • its actually: by the gods! there's a psychopath on the loose!

  • This is amazing...

  • Guard: you violated the court!!

  • I think i just threw up a little... this is horrible.

  • @mousesploder414 STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

  • If the guards in oblivion were like this I wouldn't be so damn afraid of em!

  • by the nine divines, there's a psicopatic at the mixer

  • your spree is at an end!

    me: i think not *SHANK*

  • I swear to god every time I head into a town I always hear this song....

  • Imperial Legion > Town Guard

  • wtf this sucks every gaurd song i found isint the one i saw like nine months ago

  • I have an easy mp3 youtube downloader. If anyone wants an mp3 of this song, PM me!

  • Keep your fingers to yourself BD

  • lol i love oblivion

  • lololololololoolllolololololol­ololoolloollolol!!!!!!!!

    So frikin funny!

    Instant Fave!

  • I name my character "Criminal Scum".

  • @Rave7557 good idea

  • @Rave7557 me too!:D

  • @Rave7557 hahahahahhahahaha i lolled!!!

  • Criminal scum.. criminal scum..

  • "keep your fingers to yourself!"

    XD

  • buy the gods' stolen goods!

  • paying the fine is worse than actually just going to jail, cuz u have to get ur stolen crap back anyway.

  • @ShadowDwellerXXX ya but going to jail will reduce your skills/abilities or whatever they are called :P and if youve gone on a killing spree, it will reduce them quite a lot

  • off to jail

  • By the gods there is a CRIMINAL SCUM on the loose

  • THAT JUST HAPPENED

  • By the nine divine!!!! :0

    This is amazing :')

  • You sir, have jus tmade my life

  • You You You Violated the, Court .... lol

  • Keep your fingers to yourself....LOL

  • Absolutely brilliant!

  • this is as good as the imperial guard song 8)

  • lovely stuff

  • This was stupid, no offence.... :o

  • jeez 40 gold pieces!? what did you do kill a king or something?

    "reference from barney gumble"

  • Dude this Is GREAT!!! almost as good as the Imperial guard song. Next time try to have the mouthes moving. :D

  • Pay the court, stolen goods, lol.

  • i killed all the guards and town people in anvil and whenever i went there it was a ghost town lol

  • when i fight inperial guards i hear a cuppul go "PAID THE FINE!!!!111one1"

  • text super :

    Stop Right There...

    Criminal Scum

    Keep your fingers to yourself

    Then Pay with your Blood

    and Other :D

  • :O Keep your fingers to yourself. >:\

  • LOL! this song made me laugh so much my sides freakin' hurt, you should make more. If i could rate, i would give you 5 stars!

  • the "STOP!" at the beginning is epic!

  • GENIUS

  • This is the best one :D

  • criminal SCUM!

  • cool song :)

  • Lol 2:48