Break the law on MY WATCH will ye!! I'll be confiscating your stolen goods, OHH!! And no gold to pay you're fine hmmm??? It's off to the lock-up then!!!!
Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! You can pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
@ShadowDwellerXXX ya but going to jail will reduce your skills/abilities or whatever they are called :P and if youve gone on a killing spree, it will reduce them quite a lot
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
combair 1 hour ago
Shit!!!!! this was the best one on the internet. Is there any way I can download this now or is it gone forever???
brandoonjen1 3 days ago
@brandoonjen1 youtube to mp3 search it in google
Fuckingflesheater 20 hours ago
I was criminal scum until a too an arrow to the knee.
pursuitwolf 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
@pursuitwolf STOP WRITE DER CRIMINAL SCUM YOU VIALETED DA LAW *bounty 9000000000*
and thats why you dout use arrow to the knee jokes:3
lego1agent 5 days ago
If we only had guards like this in real life....just think of the possibilities. :0
teshanovic1 1 week ago
Oblivion FTW.
derkomissar100 3 weeks ago
BY THE GODS!! theres a CRIMINAL.. scum. LMAOO!!!
samchii071 3 weeks ago
I used to call 'criminal scums' then i took an arrow in the knee.
MsClaimhSolais 3 weeks ago
HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
manhhaskull 3 weeks ago
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINALS CUM
highwaydwell 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Me in Oblivion: heeheehee Imma be the bad guy *punches someone* >:D *nothing happens* ....What?
Ah fuck it, I'mma go adventuring. *steals some supplies*
Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
Me: AAAAAAAW C'MON MAN
Minatoleekrinaze 1 month ago
The guard is not amused.
v1p3r01 1 month ago
I'm addicted to this song.
nothingsospecial 1 month ago
PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD! Stolen, Goods, Stolen, Goods
BorFernandez 1 month ago
Pay the fine or take an arrow to the knee.
pursuitwolf 1 month ago
I was lauging so hard I took an arrow to the knee.
pursuitwolf 1 month ago
"keep your fingers to yourself" AHAHHAHAHHA if it was a girl saying that it would be hilarious.
timewasteland 1 month ago
@timewasteland 0_0 Now I know why there isn't any female guards in Oblivion
megamanzero122 1 month ago
Only a guy on drugs would listen to this
cakeman1111 2 months ago
AWESOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gamerof34120 2 months ago
haha =D
thecrazylaetitia 2 months ago in playlist Autres vidéos de KeylaTheOtter
who want the elder scrolls 6 tamriel
Eliteburner1995 2 months ago
@Eliteburner1995 then what would it be about
legendcilcor 1 month ago
@legendcilcor idk theylle think of something i just wanna go to all the places
Eliteburner1995 1 month ago
2:37
CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU YOU VIOLATED THE.........
.....court...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i can't stop laughing at how horrible that line is!!
beautifully done none the less
jcindass89 2 months ago
After watching this I took an Arrow to the knee.
pursuitwolf 2 months ago
You violated the court?! O.o
alynnidalar 2 months ago
You see those guards from cyrodil? They've got criminal scum.
Criminal. Scum. !
stainedelite007 2 months ago
You see those imperial guards from Cyrodiil? They've got Criminal Scum.
NDenizen 3 months ago
YOU SHOULD HAVE-PAID-THE FINE!!!
deathcore1239 3 months ago
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I used to sing clever songs like you... Then I took an arrow in the knee.
brandoonjen1 3 months ago 20
@brandoonjen1 I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you....The I took a mace to the face.
AKKodiak1969 1 month ago
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@AKKodiak1969 i used to take maces to the face, then i took an arrow to the knee
Carmelpoptart 1 month ago
what's the name of this game? anyone?
SuperLeetroy 3 months ago
@SuperLeetroy The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, the olny better single player rpg out there is Skyrim
Cipher158 3 months ago
@SuperLeetroy The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. Skyrim is the sequel.
NecroticSopor 3 months ago
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deathcore1239 3 months ago
@SuperLeetroy ....... >:(
ArttuMonkey 2 months ago
Pay the court - stolen goods.
theShadowviking 3 months ago 17
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kinda sounds like John O'Hurley when he says "keep your fingers to yourself..." 1:50
Skodbert 3 months ago
kinda sounds like John O'Hurley when he says "keep your fingers to yourself..."
Skodbert 3 months ago
I'd pay to see this performed by the real voice actor live ;D
FMShooter 3 months ago 35
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Stop right there criminal scum! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine, serve your sentence or listen to me sing the criminal scum song!
Times clicked:
Pay bounty - 0
Go to jail - 0
Resist arrest - 0
Listen to the Guard sing the "Criminal Scum" song - 999999999... (Not enough space to store memory, limit exceeded)
FMShooter 3 months ago
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FMShooter 3 months ago
There needs to be a mod for oblivion, to where if you resist arrest and you die, all the guards start doing the robot and sing this :D
IronicAtheist 3 months ago
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:D
CUTE! n.n
immortal4hm 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
By the Nine Divines!
heyja9 3 months ago
He seems to have developed an awful stutter D: Been Stopping too many Criminal Scum lately?
MelodyPlayback 3 months ago
D:
CUTE! n.n
immortal4hm 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@MelodyPlayback
My Audacity project file got screwed up so I had to tinker with the song structure itself to try and fix it.
TheDukeofMania 3 months ago
keep your fingers to yourself! O_O
Constructer97 4 months ago
O_O
CUTE! n.n
immortal4hm 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
i'm makeing this play every time i get sent to jail.
KoTORSolid2 4 months ago
Criminal Scum...
Criminal Scum every were...
AlfaFRONDZ 4 months ago 4
Break the law on MY WATCH will ye!! I'll be confiscating your stolen goods, OHH!! And no gold to pay you're fine hmmm??? It's off to the lock-up then!!!!
Skyrim11able 4 months ago 2
*ruffling* you shOULD HAVE PAIID THE FINE!!!!!
skate4life5050 4 months ago
:X love it
feastingthebeastamon 4 months ago
pay the court criminal scum and off to jail with stolen goods
dreadmaster231 5 months ago
Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! You can pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
LoN3wOlF5tudi0s 5 months ago
Criminal scum, criminal scum,criminal scum,criminal scum, PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
Malix92 6 months ago
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SSSSSStop right there SSSSSSSSS pay the court SSSSSSSSS CRIMINAL SCUM SSSSSSSS its of the jail
Malix92 6 months ago
Pay the court, stolen goods
Malix92 6 months ago
this is the greatest thing ever to be ever
gregger5739 6 months ago
liked, fav'ed, thank you very much XD you just made my day haha
HellasRocks4Evar 6 months ago
STOP RIGHT THERE! NOBODY LEAVES THIS SITE WITHOUT LIKING THE VIDEO!!!!
EngJax2019 6 months ago 4
I remember this music... Its from Need for speed hot pursuit 2 right ?
Wubisoft 6 months ago
BY THE GODS THEIRS A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE!
AJAM69 6 months ago
Criminal scum!Keep your fingers to yourself!BY THE GODS!
AosaBid 6 months ago
@AosaBid lol'd so hard when I heard that.
lstein2 6 months ago
Username=Redwall reference? Good song anyways
SirSpamalot49 6 months ago
If only our police were this diligent...and had armor, swords, bows, and a "Criminal Scum" thrown in here. The world would be at peace.
TheDukeofMania 6 months ago 4
I liked the part where he said criminal scum.
SuperFunnyman001 6 months ago
criminals cum.
highwaydwell 7 months ago
pay the court stolen goods
SpawnerOfEbils 7 months ago 3
pay the court criminal scums.
SpawnerOfEbils 7 months ago
THIEF!!!!
BrettDunbar 7 months ago
"Keep your fingers to yourself... BY THE GODS!"
LynxCoding 7 months ago
PAY WITH UR BLOOD!!!!!
powerking221 7 months ago
Pay the court a criminal scum!!
powerking221 7 months ago
This should be made by bethesda
spotroy 7 months ago
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Nobody breaks YOUR FINGERS on MY watch!!!
Eagleye735495 7 months ago
"Pay the court stolen goods."
Avakadoman1995 8 months ago
thats shit
Brenno2k11 8 months ago
lol
TheNerdSqaud 8 months ago
SCUM RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL STOP!
WhiteLycanXII 8 months ago
Lol this is funny
LordBaronsworth 8 months ago
After you pay the fine criminal scum, I'm off to tryout for Cyrodiil Idol.
DemonKingMMA 8 months ago 109
@DemonKingMMA Cyrodiil's god Talent
LosNiggaRO 1 month ago
This is great:)
LordSeferoth 8 months ago
Do i at least get to pass "Go" and collect 200$?
MPieter88 9 months ago 2
@MPieter88
Sure. Just remember that the Imperial Legion is waiting for you on the corner before Go. :P
TheDukeofMania 8 months ago
good
fernado329 9 months ago
Thumbs up if this video makes you to play OBLIVION
Malix92 9 months ago
You should've PAY THE FINE !
Malix92 9 months ago 5
9 are criminal scum!
USSCessna 9 months ago
YOU DARE MAKE ME SING ON MY WATCH
x4cool 9 months ago 240
Oh! And no gold to pay your fine, hmm?
IWantAGreatName 9 months ago
"You've violated the court!"
SuperGamer1997 9 months ago
"Pay The Court Stolen Goods!"
xXAnnelieseMichelXx 9 months ago 2
ripoff from original
StANgER4147 10 months ago
@StANgER4147 better then original you silly n wah
inphasesith 9 months ago
i love this
Darkbeast8745 10 months ago
I'm no adoring fan of this song.
Abelhawk 10 months ago
you violated the court? WHAT?
sunderkeenin 10 months ago
O.o a guard said" stop right there!" the same exact time it first it said in this video XD
zeroTHEshinigami 10 months ago
sohould of paid the fine! lol
bboyorc 10 months ago
5 people are criminal scum!!!
00nickdanger00 10 months ago
Where can I download this song? XD
VerityHeroes 10 months ago
BY THE GODS! There's a criminal
on
the loose
saaaarrx 11 months ago
This is highly amusing :)
CraigEmpson 11 months ago
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
RyanBaileyHoward 11 months ago
3 people didnt keep thier fingers to them selves
hrvoelker 11 months ago 3
lmao
Metallicaguy91 1 year ago
man i love half-life 1 music
Inferno853 1 year ago
2 Criminals violated the LAW!
anonymous1101101 1 year ago
Not as good as the other video
piromaniac9999 1 year ago
I love it :D
Roxana2790 1 year ago
By the gods there's a criminal scum!
kingofworms0 1 year ago
SSSSSSSSSS Stop Right there! SSSSSSS Pay the court! SSSSSSS Criminal scum! SSSSSSS Off to jail!
Haha new way of explain the process of booking.
RoosterTeethFanGirl 1 year ago 3
@RoosterTeethFanGirl BOOOM DAMMIT CREEPER!(search minecraft creepers)
FoxyRoxyProductions 1 year ago
i jizzed... hhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
xOmgitzWill 1 year ago
lolollololo soooo funny m8, hahahah :DD
btejedor 1 year ago
This is even better than the Imperial Guard song!
WickedJakyoku 1 year ago
. . . keep your fingers to yourself???
applejuicemoon 1 year ago
You violated the law!
Flowen 1 year ago
its actually: by the gods! there's a psychopath on the loose!
hceli8 1 year ago
This is amazing...
BrutalDimmuBurger 1 year ago
Guard: you violated the court!!
Kalatos 1 year ago
I think i just threw up a little... this is horrible.
mousesploder414 1 year ago
@mousesploder414 STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
ALEX88888882 1 year ago 2
If the guards in oblivion were like this I wouldn't be so damn afraid of em!
MultiAnimelover123 1 year ago
by the nine divines, there's a psicopatic at the mixer
mefistaro 1 year ago
your spree is at an end!
me: i think not *SHANK*
speznazporkchop 1 year ago
I swear to god every time I head into a town I always hear this song....
1zeldalover 1 year ago
Imperial Legion > Town Guard
AgentGhostHound 1 year ago
wtf this sucks every gaurd song i found isint the one i saw like nine months ago
bruteforcexbl 1 year ago
I have an easy mp3 youtube downloader. If anyone wants an mp3 of this song, PM me!
ThePhoenix815 1 year ago
Keep your fingers to yourself BD
Kuzai45 1 year ago
lol i love oblivion
TheFoxSummoner 1 year ago
lololololololoolllololololololololoolloollolol!!!!!!!!
So frikin funny!
Instant Fave!
Eshar100 1 year ago
I name my character "Criminal Scum".
Rave7557 1 year ago 187
@Rave7557 good idea
chrisredfiud 10 months ago
@Rave7557 me too!:D
bububububak 9 months ago
@Rave7557 hahahahahhahahaha i lolled!!!
H3xTOxTHExZ 6 months ago
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@Rave7557 HOLY SHIT. IT KNOWS YOUR NAME! :3
BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N 5 months ago
Criminal scum.. criminal scum..
MrApophis 1 year ago
"keep your fingers to yourself!"
XD
kamari11694 1 year ago
buy the gods' stolen goods!
ReverendParasite 1 year ago
paying the fine is worse than actually just going to jail, cuz u have to get ur stolen crap back anyway.
ShadowDwellerXXX 1 year ago
@ShadowDwellerXXX ya but going to jail will reduce your skills/abilities or whatever they are called :P and if youve gone on a killing spree, it will reduce them quite a lot
xDraedon 1 year ago
off to jail
LegolessVideos 1 year ago
By the gods there is a CRIMINAL SCUM on the loose
BloXboX37 1 year ago
THAT JUST HAPPENED
smokutusofborg 1 year ago
By the nine divine!!!! :0
This is amazing :')
PatchCornAdams721 1 year ago
You sir, have jus tmade my life
MrROFLKNIFE 1 year ago
You You You Violated the, Court .... lol
027abrown072 1 year ago
Keep your fingers to yourself....LOL
Silpheed1975 1 year ago
Absolutely brilliant!
Aechlys 1 year ago
this is as good as the imperial guard song 8)
somethingblue22 1 year ago
lovely stuff
unclechave 1 year ago
This was stupid, no offence.... :o
thebehmont1 1 year ago
jeez 40 gold pieces!? what did you do kill a king or something?
"reference from barney gumble"
nickteezy408 1 year ago
Dude this Is GREAT!!! almost as good as the Imperial guard song. Next time try to have the mouthes moving. :D
MegaPloof 1 year ago
Pay the court, stolen goods, lol.
Sillybunfun 1 year ago
i killed all the guards and town people in anvil and whenever i went there it was a ghost town lol
giggidygoo17 1 year ago
when i fight inperial guards i hear a cuppul go "PAID THE FINE!!!!111one1"
MrPivotPie 1 year ago
text super :
Stop Right There...
Criminal Scum
Keep your fingers to yourself
Then Pay with your Blood
and Other :D
LPfavoryte 1 year ago
:O Keep your fingers to yourself. >:\
MrMonkeypooface 1 year ago
LOL! this song made me laugh so much my sides freakin' hurt, you should make more. If i could rate, i would give you 5 stars!
Urban312 1 year ago
the "STOP!" at the beginning is epic!
usercemal 1 year ago
GENIUS
PyrosharkGIA 1 year ago
This is the best one :D
TeePur 2 years ago
criminal SCUM!
ewroe555 2 years ago
cool song :)
myttn 2 years ago
Lol 2:48
megaforunner 2 years ago