Teeth - Trailer

[lizzyforever5461]

more like...

Her Vagina Had Teeth, Doesn't Matter... Had Sex. :D

[ASKaPHYSICIST]

"Doesn't matter had Sex" ;)

[DChefMC]

may be they forgot....she still have another hole that no teeth!!!

[KamaTheSnowLeopard]

thats when you DONT fuck her, simple as that, duh?

[Lazyboii159]

What did her Dentist say? ;)

[gRaver771ps3]

@Lazyboii159 Exactly what I was thinking. memebase?

[Lazyboii159]

@gRaver771ps3 lol yea

[henryplatt]

this girl needs a vagasil

[henryplatt]

if chuck norris had a vagina this is what it would be

[henryplatt]

i love how the doctor says dont worry im not gunna bite ya XD

[MelllieJoy]

This trailer has far too much screen time wasted on blackness. :(

[ItsMrBrendanG]

@TheZeldaMaster23 are you sure it isnt because you call yourself the Zelda Master?

[AnaAlex6]

lol WHAT DID YOU PUT IN HERE!?... a pair of denters...

[mollsies1]

shes the solution to rapists(Y).

[haircutbob2]

I have teeth in my dick hole. Don't ask how I found that out.

[gaelame]

X.

[marjon0921able]

she better consult the dentist not the obigyne

[bellamuerte057]

I think this film has a good meaning. All the guys who are awful and molest/force sex on her, end up with their members bitten off/severed. One boy who she makes love with and enjoys every second of, it all goes okay so the teeth have a purpose. To protect her.

[cahbittrp]

@bellamuerte057 thank you for telling the end of the movie.

[mphello]

What if she says yes but her teeth say "don't you dare stick that sausage in me or I'll bite it off"?

[TheZeldamaster23]

and this is why i havent lost my virginity yet

[TheWolfsPaw]

0_0' ummmm i don't understand this -_-'

[0darkG]

@TheWolfsPaw

She has teeth in her Vag

[TheWolfsPaw]

@0darkG i know that but why did they make a movie of it?

[0darkG]

@TheWolfsPaw

It's a Comedy-Horror

It's funny for Women, Scary for guys

[TheWolfsPaw]

@0darkG oh okay XD

[darbimmergirl123]

Couldn't stop laughing through this movie, and its funny cause every guy deserved it :)

[caleb6868]

That ought to make delivery a baby rather rough lol

[jessismissworld]

"Cautionary tale for men..." - are you fucking kidding me?! The only cautionary tale I have is not to be a fucking rapist asshole and you won't get hurt. The End.

[mrscaptindesdes]

i watched this movie to A BOY IST THERE WOURT NIGHT MARE TO ME ITS FUNNY AS SHITT

[LordShiKo]

Nom Nom Nom?

[Revrend2891]

So this is why they say never to have sex before marriage... Glad my gf doesn't have this. I'd be FUCKED >:[

[09ahmed1]

dis is carp

[nachos1162]

@katieav amen to that when i heard about this i was laughing for like an hour its just so funny and horrifying at the same time

like idle hands except your being killed by what he uses to jack off with

[jagatome]

what's worse then a killer condom... a vagina that can eat your manhood.

[pithikoulis]

"What did you put in here??" haha

[creepbehindyourback2]

haidi in the sky with vagina dentatas

[pudgeuncle]

It would be great is this were an epidemic affecting Republicans. The fewer of them the better.

[littleredhoodie]

It's actually a great movie, not a horror at all but a good story of a girl who despite, and maybe because, of her choice of chastity is being abused, and through some strange mutation can reclaim the ownership of her body.

[TwF37]

In soviet russia, pussy eats you!!!

[dramaqueen1611]

brings a new meaning to the phrase "love bites"...

[SgtFagan76]

This movie was such shit. A big waste of 98 minutes of my life. One of the worst pieces of shit films. Ever. The "plot" was shitty and hardly held any interest. The acting was so-so, and the events were poorly done. Don't waste your time on this "film". If it even deserves to be called a film.

[bogboy15]

Do they actually show the vagina wif teeth at all or do you not see it???

[SgtFagan76]

@bogboy15 No, you don't really see anything. There is nothing exciting or interesting about this movie. Don't even waste your time, trust me. It sucked. I was looking forward to a different type of horror flick and was really let down.

[kirby4evva]

what the ffffff?

[0000SANDEEP]

do she daily brush up her vaginal teeth

[summerbabexoxo6]

how old is dawn????? there characters look 16..but im not sure

[8Julius8]

the film encourages anal sex...

[20324758]

@8Julius8 this is the best comment i ever read

[lacy245]

No girl can get teeth in there vagina

[Jake68955]

in soviet russia, the pussy eat you!

[SugarFreeMentosGum]

FUCK, that would hurt.

[PAGENSIO]

JAJAJJJJAAAA

[blackmagic20091]

dam bro the only way u gonna get that ass if fuck her in the ass.

[Kroglice]

@blackmagic20091

That sounds quite logical... TO get her ass...you need to fuck her in the ass

[miaalessandra]

what the fuck

[VampireLover132]

FTW?!?

[925bayareapinoy]

aw that sux, there goes her sex life if her vag got teeth lmao

[jmaan3]

@925bayareapinoy Ya i know, im a guy and even i feel sorry for her, and id be a victim if i dated her (shes a hottie so in real life not knowing her prob i would in a second) so you know even though this thought scared the shit out of me being sorry for her happened lol

[thepimpandtheballer]

@925bayareapinoy it's actually only when she gets mad, or is in pain,

she can have sex as much as SHE wants.

[PhilMcrouch]

@thepimpandtheballer haha dont piss her off and you can have a chance?

[thepimpandtheballer]

@PhilMcrouch exactly.

[nachos1162]

@925bayareapinoy thats why god gave people the butt

oh wait she probably also has buttox dentata XD

[shortcake134]

lol i was wondering how they were going to make the trailer...uh. viewable. i saw the movie, its gross btw

[werepyne]

this looks fucking retarded. This shit is whats lowering the standards

[Snyarhedir]

I will bet.

[xtremeskilzfrombirth]

@werepyne Naw, man. See it. It's fucking hilarious. Definitely is not a horror, but it's great. Oh, so great.

[ChristopherZabriskie]

Every Rose has its Thorns XD LMFAO

[EvolutionPhoenixMatt]

LMFAO

[Kristinc131]

eww i havent see it but some of my friends said it was horrible and gross...one guy asked me if ive seen it and i said no wats it about and another guy was like PUSSY WITH TEETH!!! then the other guy was like yeah pretty much sums up whole movie lmfao

[pookypoo77]

LOL this was actually a funny movie.. Black Comedy would sum it up. and if you dont have the moxie to stomach the gross scenes then well... i have nothing mor to say! haha

[falloutdude222]

shittest fucking crappy movie out. nearly eveery single actor hasnt worked since they were in this....with good reason

[3starbadman]

lol... talk about eatin' pussy.

[kervens2]

she may never get laid

[secondhandwings]

this was a brilliant film!

[pifer6455x]

omg a killer vagina!

[ggeoorggiaa]

dus she have teeth in her fanny or sumet?

[redderz93]

No way in hell am I gonna see this *cringe*

[Babylove6675]

Thats some dumb shit right there and is probably only gonna make $10 its first MONTH

[Imo8314]

lol put it in her butt

[stemackers]

ha,v.funny

[3starbadman]

lmao... she prolly got a grill there 2

[Redheadedhoni]

whhhhat the fuck?

[lonchaney76]

Pillow Pants!

[Volnutt]

HAHA oh wow you are so right minus the fact there isn't a little troll in there

[LillyKnowsNothing]

I'm seeing this RIGHT AWAY!

[WORMCULTxDOTxCOM]

lol she's got teh snappin pussy

[Kite207]

what the hell??

[lendoblikas]

This is not random. It is an ancient myth actually.

[stjxp]

there is a japanese legend about a demon that hid inside a young girl and castrated two young men on their wedding nights before a blacksmith fashioned an iron phallus that was used to break the demon's teeth

[PNANE]

Dude, who the fuck knows that?

[Nightraidzor]

ROFL @ the doctor when he says "what....what did you put in here?!?!?"

[aquestionofkelly]

Haha yeah.

I'd hella put a bear trap in my vagina prior to a gyno exam, lol.

[VincibleDionysius]

There's a kitty here deserves to be on a pedestal. A deadly virgin... (sinister smile)

[okigil]

hahahahahahaha

does her vagina EAT people??? hilarious.

[blulady13]

i'll get nightmares this night :S

[LENIN990]

Ok.Seemed a good film..

WTF TEETH? VAGINA? PENIS? SERIOUSLY THAT'S THE MOST RANDOM TERROR STORY I EVER HEARD IN ALL MY FUCKIN LIFE.

Director of my this film... GET A LIFE

PS: No offense, but is just random..

[djsmirnoffdemafia]

wow, is this as sick as the SAW series?

[electricicecubes]

u know i dont get this. is she innocent or evil? cos u know how at the end of the trailer, she give this eeevil stare.

but i wanna see this movie though! kinda interesting. FREAKY but interestin

[cherdskates]

is this a joke??

[nachos1162]

@GnRwhore or the mouth

[Kor3asCreed]

she looks hot.

[assezfolle]

This movie sounded promising till I read the line: "Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina"

not what u expect to read everyday :D

[hanshotfirst1138]

I should damn well hope not!

[mondostar]

looks like a great movie!

does anyone have the password for this torrent - all the .rar files (5 available) seem to be passworded.

alternatively, can anyone recommend some torrents which work? i'm having trouble finding them

[baconeggsomelette]

hahahahaha this shit is fucking great

[grindwh0re]

im seeing this.

day it comes out.

imagine y0 p33n g3tT1n gR0uNd uP 1n tH4t b1g 0l' pU55y.

[cutegirl1982]

Speak English, retard.

[grindwh0re]

..i was kidding.

wouldnt i have typed the entire message with "1337" if i was serious?

ohwell.

[DontHateEmo]

grindwhore-

shut the fuck up, you fucking nerd.

kjh234h3j2k343hk2jh34, your ass, fucker.

[grindwh0re]

LOLOLOL

it was a joke.

i type in as good grammar as possible.

[GangreneVagina]

grinwhore, so suck a cock with your retard talk. Stupid geek.

[grindwh0re]

learn to spell.

[HEYBRITTANI]

why the hell is everyone ganging up on you, haha I got the joke from the "leet speak"

[GangreneVagina]

LOL! "leet speak" is nerd talk for gaming fags. Hahahaha!!

Oh wait... don't you mean "l33t sp34k"? Hahaha!!! Fucking fags.

[DontHateEmo]

heybrittani-

dumb bitch. we ALL "got" the "joke". it's not that we didn't know what the retard meant to say. we just think she's a cunt for her stupid nerd geek talk.

go be a nerd if you want to. it's ok.

[GangreneVagina]

Learn to suck a cock, cunt.

I can EASILY and handily outspell your ass. So shut the fuck up trying to dish out advice on grammar, loser.

[citiesatwar]

LMFAO SERIOUSLY?

[LOVEispetewentz]

LMFAO THEY CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

[shanin425]

omg hahaha

[OlsenAlex]

this is a dream for girls, but a nightmare for boys...

imagine... if all girls had teeth in their pussy and if they got raped or something (or hungry) then they can just bite the dick off of you...

[hiplikebadxass]

I WANT TEETH IN MY VAG.

[Charles2337]

LOL?

[clevelandphil]

Didn't they do this on Drawn Together 3 years ago?

[XKELL0GGSX]

Oh god TEETH!!!!!!! I mean come on lol

We are at the bottom of the barrel

[TwatDidYouSay]

LOL. What great/retarded idea for a movie! I heard Howard Stern talking about this. I've got to see it.

[Kiranballs]

think that OBGYN lost an arm. poor guy.

[tall1992]

how many dicks did her vagina eat?

[mywingsareyours]

Better question- where the fuck are all of these dicks going?

What the hell is her body doing with them?

[sahills]

good point!

[Skalatsosse]

you saw in 1:09 she has hairy legs? ... O.o

[gimli4]

I think it's just bad resolution on the trailerXD

[DowntownLA12]

read the description

before you comment

[Cheatshaman]

WTF!? Her vagina has teeth and people thought it was a good idea for a movie!? lol

[RegardeLaMer]

Wait... This actually won praise at the Sundance Film Festival?! Damn, Sundance has really lowered their standards -.-

[LYNCHPUZWENDLING]

Looks like it's just a blowjob tonight, again, pumpkin...

[Fluffwig]

Surprise for you! Mouth has teeth! o_O

[LYNCHPUZWENDLING]

Right, but hopefully better-behaved, and less sharp. ;-)

[sahills]

LOL

[logherun]

I kept waiting for something funny to happen... but it never came. A scary proposition. Best keep it in our pants.

[Tekami]

this will be the funniest movie ever made

[diomedes8]

im never having sex again.

[crazybluemongoose]

so, uhhhh, this just a legend right? please tell me it is

[KoinuYukina]

Yes, yes, it's impossible to have teeth in your vagina. If you aren't sure, check first. xDD

[Placton64]

i remember the teaser previews that were being shown during the 2007 cannes festivals and the poster and everything and the movie looked like a drama/comedy. and now with this trailer it looks like an average horror movie, like if the film is about a girl who goes on a dick eating spree (literally) because her vagina is hungry. pure shock value =S

[thebadrash]

Exactly! And the myth of vagina dentata is one of the oldest misogynistic myths in many cultures around the world. This is not a celebration of feminine strength, so much as a cautionary tale to make young men fear women. In many of the stories, the woman needs to be 'tamed' or punished before she can be accepted. I don't see how that can't be seen as misogynistic.

[DeadPhoenix47]

Got to admit though it does look pretty average. It's like Hostel, it's just marketing on shock value.

[mywingsareyours]

It's like hostel...

But with more monster vagina.

[WKD]

yeah.. I already read this stuff.. is just about a myth folklore and in fact of the vagina dentata....

Anyways... just try in any browser vagina dentata... for info

[johno6988]

Holy sh*t if women had them I would never go near them.

[geebust]

hahaha and I thought clerks 2 had the wierdest vagina resident joke of pillow pants. this chicks gooch got fangs yo!

[seph49]

Yeah, this'll stop teen pregnancy.

[Cryengine]

I think only planned parenthood employess have teeth in their vaginas btw.

Along with filth and maggots.

[Cryengine]

So, more liberal bullshit propoganda in the form of a movie.

[EJCrews]

or conservitive bullshit propoganda, depending on how you look at it.

[Dentedinthehead]

Buh?  What?

[guiherz]

KILLER PUSSY!!!!

ZOMFGQWERTY!!!!!

[clemtoe]

i admire you expansion of the word "zomg".

[guiherz]

Thanks, took me 4 years of study in harvard to expand it.

[TwilightKong]

so she has a monster vagina?

OK, that's a new one.

[TheAmazingTurd]

I bet she uses the toothbrush a lot!

[ludwigious]

electric toothbrush

[hortence0freep]

This is a common event. The phenomena, however, usually appears in women that have shared a bed with someone for more than ten years.

[ikpraatmetpoezen]

pulp horror rules.

[aJapaneseVegetable]

Finally a horror movie that's actually scary.

I cringed.

Also it feels from the trailer like it's a bit of a cross-genre thing. Sorta Boys Don't Cry meets Species. Tho maybe I'm reading too much into it and it's just a standard chiller.

Could be awesome. Can't wait to see it.

[thehoneybunny]

fucking ridiculous. what a turd of a film.

[clemtoe]

as long as you pick the right enemies, christians, the progressive religion allows indulgences in the creepiest levels of classical misogyny.

same thing with racism. it's okay as long as there are some charicatures of redneck republicans thrown in there.

[ajbfido]

is this a cHillary documentary?

[pikk01]

there's a lot of negativity about this movie, try to be a little open-minded.

[TheNinjaRaccoon]

lol when i saw her lie down i was expecting her vagoo to have teeth.

[sirkamon]

Sigh...

People are really running out of ideas. This is completely idiotic.

[thebadrash]

This has to be the most ridiculously misogynistic concept for a film I've ever heard of. Since Top Gun, there hasn't been a flick with such glaringly obvious psycho-sexual overtones. A myth is more interesting when it takes at least an iota of thought process to get the message.

[mikeym5]

Misogynistic? How? What is it about this movie that makes you think that it is hateful towards the female gender? Why are people so quick to call misogyny on something when it may or may not even exist? Just because it involves women does not always mean that it is hateful towards them as a group.

[thebadrash]

Mikey - it's a film bout a woman with a monster in her vagina. Get it? The terrifying vagina. It's a pretty simple image.

[cyber952]

Vaginas are terrifying enough as it is.

[thebadrash]

Haha

[sucodefeto]

hahahahahaha

[zynykul]

that doesn't mean it's misogynistic... so if we make a movie about someone with a killer dick..omg it's hateful towards males! The terrifying penis. A simple image!

you're an idiot.

[thebadrash]

Actually, it doesn't matter whether you think it's misogynistic or not. It just is. Whining and calling me an idiot because I've pointed out something which is so utterly obvious doesn't make you look very wise.

OK, so if you dislike the term 'misogynistic', would you be happier with 'anti-vagite' or perhaps 'c*nt hating'? Take your pick.