Dane Cook- Pick a Number

[ellis4thewin]

My friends made those and with that combination I got the same answer. They don't now Dane cook but they like to do that to people ^_____^!

[makykyOlive]

Lol I'm bi and I still think this is funny

[marchingbandluver]

you cannot! you do not do a dane cook video with out dane cooks actions. He pantomimes. That is what makes it funny, not what you do!

[ShivilWolf1]

LOOL..!

Its more like..

Boy: Pick a number!

Me: Uh 4

Boy: Ok now pick a color, Red, Orange, Purple, or Rainbow

Me: Rainbow

Boy: R-A-I-N- Uh, O-B-O-I-W.. *Opens*

Boy: Ohh your uh.. *Speak and spell voice* A SLUT! S-L-U-T!!

Me: o_o

[Oxcinema54]

This is frikkin hilarious xD



[potatoe3343]

love it how a top comment is quoting the fucking video

hmhhmhmm

YOU'RE A FAGGOT!

[tzero47]

Pick a number pleasthhhhhhh

[jujuXDsoulgirl]

They're baned at my school lol

[TheBigRedMario]

press 9 repeatidly

[dreemaze]

I love how he does his little laugh to imitate girls

[socalhcolove5]

there fortune tellers not paper thingies

[SuperBarb101]

This was really funny!!!! I -3 Dane cook

[animefreak967]

In my school there fortune tellers

[Bloomingirl97]

@McPIMPDADDY3

My school calls them fourtune trllers

[NEOX776]

In mines its a list of all the girls and you choose a number to which girl you will marry

[McPIMPDADDY3]

what are those called

[CrazyChick892]

@McPIMPDADDY3 there called cootie catchers in my school

[NintendexF8000]

@McPIMPDADDY3 In my school they're called 'Chatterboxes'.

[EquestriaDJ]

I never could get the hang of making those. I suppose it works better with fingers than hooves...

Well, getting back to the music, here's Sapphire Shores.

[R3M3MBAUS2010]

God damn chuckle at the end gets me everytime!! Lol *chuckles* your a faaagott!!

[skybluegirl02]

PICK A COLOR PLEASE! pick a color. purple... p u r p l e... *laughs* YOUR A FAGGOT

[TDA987]

@skybluegirl02 hahahaha, omg thats so hilarious!!!!!

[GoBreakYourOwnHeart]

I still do this JUST to piss people off lol

[TheMixter123]

Hehehe

[BayandSade]

-heeheehee- your a faggot!

[cosmofan24]

in my school it used to be pic a color first then pick a number.but like that matters.

this is very funny.

[miriamhinata]

lol XD soo funny i love dane cook he rules! he's hilarious fer sure ^^ :P :3 XD

[Monaroyalovely]

so true

[ZaneyBear223]

Pick a number plz, pick a number....

4, 1234

Pick a color plz, pick a color.............

Purple. P. U. R. P. L. E.

*chuckle*

you're a faggot

[Roobink]

@ZaneyBear223 Yea thanks because I couldnt litsen to the video on my own :) Please stop fucking spoiling the entire vid and then rate it to the top comment! FUCK!

[warriorcprunescp44]

y do i always see koolaid killer next to the video?

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

*Quote from the video*

[isabellpapillon]

oh look at that ur faggot just a faggot !!!!!!!!! lmao

[XxLiyahSoFweshxX]

*chuckles* You're a faggot! :D

[heelapenguin]

Can someone please tell me what act he did this in???

[left4deadrox]

I hated thoses things i still do >:O

[Angel290o]

4 1234 pick a color plz purple

P,U,R,P,L,E your a fagot lol

[Eskalokos]

@Angel290o It's You're, not your. Why is it such a big deal to not add the apostrophe and "E"?

[Angel290o]

@Eskalokos im srry for my spelling didnt mean to make you mad

[Eskalokos]

@Angel290o You didn't make me mad! :P I was just playin, but still, just watch out with the spellin next time! ;)

[Angel290o]

@Eskalokos lol ok

[Predator23321]

@Eskalokos shut up u fking nerd. who cares if u add an apostrophe? your YOUR!!! stfu and gtfo u little faggot

[Welcome01213]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Erichelmsd8p]

PEOPLE SENDING FORWARDS GET A LIFE!!! IM USING MY IPOD, THERE IS NO F6 BUTTON!!!

[MrJnunnally]

LMAO!

[chibiemmavampire]

i do this to my friends :O

[billyroflcopter]

I hate those too, one time someone did that it said "you suck dick" so I smack it, rip it up, stomp on it and throw it in their face

[agennettpeachy]

LOLZ!!!!!!!!

[Justin1234239]

hahahahahaha

[tregjackson]

haha ur a faggot!! lol!!!!



[tregjackson]

haha ur a faggot!! lol!!!!

[ContractSpilla]

hahaha i dont like dane cook all that much i think his movies are terrible but some of his jokes man, fuckin funny

[paigeguitarplayer]

pick a color please p-u-r-p-l-e your a faggot hahahahaha funny shit

[smartmeohyeah123]

"P-U-R-P-L-E....Your a Faggot. :D

[maddog2467]

y would someone dislike this video it is frikin hilarious

[MysteriousWhiteWolf1]

47 ppl r faggots

[cupkakeyurp]

lol this never gets old ;)

[DeerWolves]

Pick a # please, pick a #

4, 1234, pick a color please, pick a color

Purple, p u r p l e........YOUR A FAGGOT!

[MrJnunnally]

@DeerWolves ROTFL LOL HAHAHAHAHA!

[kyouyarules101]

@DeerWolves heres a sample of MY little papers: pick a # plz? pick a #? 6? 123456. pick a color? red? R E D. . . . . .pfffft. . . .you're a VIRGIN~!

[DeerWolves]

@kyouyarules101 haha thats a good one!;)

[EpicAwesomeMarioMan4]

@DeerWolves NO U

[DeerWolves]

@EpicAwesomeMarioMan4 NO, MY FRIEND......U R!:)

[fiojam930]

keep pressing 9 = Ur a faggot repeatedly

[dragonforne]

thumbs up if you replayed this video at 0:22

[yellowstonefox]

xD aww hated, i still like those things

[mztikitaki]

uh oh 43 pope are faggots

[fd5848517]

id rateher suck my penis then listen to this

[superjohhny]

@fd5848517 first of all why search for dane cook jokes if u dont like it? lol + i bet u like purple :)

[daftyslikk]

@fd5848517 than*

[midnightthetiger]

P-U-R-P-L-E ....... your a FAGGOT!

[luisalievano86]

I soooo remember this game when I was back in elementary school. LMAO!!!

[nevet1212fan]

WHATS BULE UR A WHORE ???

[nevet1212fan]

pick a number plz pick a number

4-1-2-3-4

...gigles.....

YOUR A FAGGOT

[GregShow10]

p-u-r-p-l-e your a fagget

[jennylover456]

your a faggot...i know

[FoReVeR12384]

hahaha i love dane cook

[allbutbeauty]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYONE

USE THE RIGHT FORM OF YOUR.

IN THIS CASE.

IT IS

YOU'RE. AS IN YOU. ARE.

[DanielleTisdale]

@allbutbeauty :') a-fucking-men.

[stickfiguresmaster]

@allbutbeauty *POINTS AT YOU* AN ASSHOLE BRING ON THE FIGHT ROUND 1

[ArcadeRefugio2]

@stickfiguresmaster im ref round one fight

[stickfiguresmaster]

@ArcadeRefugio2 rules of the tornament?

[ArcadeRefugio2]

@stickfiguresmaster no scratching or hair pulling u could use knives and punches and wat ever u want but no har pulling or scrtaching!ready...........BEG­IN!!!

[stickfiguresmaster]

@ArcadeRefugio2 yo mama so fat she looks once at the sky and then she is all O_O why aint there no earth, teh big dummie -.- she ate it

[ArcadeRefugio2]

@stickfiguresmaster oh snap

[stickfiguresmaster]

@ArcadeRefugio2 round 1/2 2nd opponents turn! but before all that the 1st opponent wants to know again if his opponent would add him to friends and sub him and also includes in the next comment we're fighting for fun right?

[ArcadeRefugio2]

@stickfiguresmaster fine fight already!!!!!!!!!!

[stickfiguresmaster]

@ArcadeRefugio2 *summons chuck Norris, Bruce lee, Muhammad Ali, Jackie Chan, Mrs. Ali*

[ArcadeRefugio2]

@stickfiguresmaster give him a goku and everybody from dragonball z

[asnlunatic]

@allbutbeauty Its fucking youtube. You'd think the the 9/11 jokes would bother you more

[powerwolf901]

@allbutbeauty -rolls eyes-

[powerwolf901]

@allbutbeauty -rolls eyes-your you're wow what a diffrence

[ChristianHeart3]

@powerwolf901 There's actually a pretty big difference and any literate person should be able to add the extra letter and puncuation.

[powerwolf901]

@ChristianHeart3 They can if they whant to LOL

[ChristianHeart3]

@powerwolf901 want*

[powerwolf901]

@ChristianHeart3 Yeaht

[powerwolf901]

@ChristianHeart3 *yeah thanks

[OriginalDigit]

@allbutbeauty You're my hero! =]

[MrOrangeDoorHinge]

@allbutbeauty dude, your stupid

[SkittlezSydney1479]

@allbutbeauty Hey. Thats better then people talking like this>> Example: I H@t3 Wh3N P30pL33 t@lK L!K3 D!$.

[alicewaters95]

see now i made one of these but i colored all of them purple and u can only pick 4 and they all say "your a faggot!"

[kelleyrayanne]

ahaha UR A FAGGOT

[SimonsGal123]

lol last year we made these paper things and you have to fold the paper in half 11 names of girls on one side 11 names of boys on the other you have to know them then fold it and make sure you whould have a spce for for options then put 4 options like hug kiss marry date then fold again then put down boy on one side girl on the other then fold again and write down Push LOL i tried it on a friend when they have to hug or kiss someone they hate you should see there faces!!!!

[emocheshire222]

i love purple but damn this killed me XD

[TheSuperdude827]

I still don't know how those things were fun

[Darkangel8988]

p-u-r-p-l-e your a faggot :P

[bubblezandkitty]

i broke the replay button :3

[wuzzupz17703]

wow that describes the girls at my school

[wrokker500]

41 people missed the like button.

[DextonNova]

41 people are a faggot

[MrSuperzombie123]

I did that to like 20people

[MrFritolay45]

P U R P L E, YOUR A FAGOT lol

[crunkar110110]

OMFG im going to do that lol

[Disneygirly1982]

my class dpoes that shit once i did on of your videos 4 this and the thing was pink,and 9.me:ohhhhhhhhhhh:him:what,wha­t!!!!!me:u fag,u dirty ass fag!!!!lol(im 9 im using my moms page)

[USAFuturePilot]

@Legendian he was doing handmotions.

[thuisman2]

Rfhdgzdewgvcrvrvv

[siuslawboy]

YOUR A FAGGOT!! bahahahhaha

[hewithy5797]

your hear this guy in the back round crackin up befor he even says anything funny! thats the magic of dane cook i supose..

[Vgamer311]

@hewithy5797 he was probably laughing from his last skit, you know most of these are from hour long performances

[eyeball300able]

41 people are faggots

[Gamerdice]

the crowd goes wild after he saids fagot

[TheXnarutardx]

:3 some kid came up to me n school and asked :D I lit in on fire XD

[Allenluvable]

@Legendian he was probably making hand motions or something

[starbusterX]

LOL!!!

[MissMiaShaw]

So funny! :D

[ZekeandDukeSETSAIL]

...Tomorrow I'm going to make one and make every answer say, "Your a faggot" XD

[animegirl24319]

@ZekeandDukeSETSAIL  GENIUS! XD

[equestriansheridan]

@Legendian probably something he was doing on stage... j'eezz

[ghyhrryghe]

i hate those!!!

[cutejacki13]

LMAOOO!!!

[thesedativediaries]

@Legendian probably cuz of his mannerisms and expressions that you cobviously cant see in this video. and also cuz its so true. 

[imygurl305]

I use to make them ALL THE TIME!!! i totally forgot how to make them now.. wow...

[Kellmonster16]

@ealvarou111

Yeah I was a bitch if that is what you were trying to say

[Kellmonster16]

Ah hahaha! I was that bitch that made those things. I was that girl "mhhhhhh hahah YOUR A FAGGET!!" yepp so me.:)) good times. Until I met Johny and he's gay so.... Yeah... :/

[ealvarou111]

@Kellmonster16 lmao i can see what happened

[MsSamanthataylor]

p-u-r-p-l-e YOUR A FAGGOT!

[redhairrules1212]

41 ppl were told they were a faggot

[Dark21Lunna]

haha "YOUR A FAGGOT" lol

[xxphatwreckedxx]

AWMG LOLLLLL!

[ChaseBoone123]

rotflmbo

[TheFibu]

this has happened 2 me as a kid

[DarkAsylum327]

I don't see how people say he isn't funny... He's the true god of Comedy.

[07foxmulder]

@DarkAsylum327 i don't think he's funny anymore. it just seems like he's trying too hard to be dane cook now.

he was awesome in the late 90's up until 2005ish... ever since, he's just not the same.

[ComedyQueen123]

@DarkAsylum327

George Carlin wants to have a word with you. :D

[SUPERSAIYANLUNATIC]

I will explain how to reply to one of those paper things: "Pick a calibre please pick a calibre." "45." "BANG!!!!"

[holycrapitstowlie]

@SUPERSAIYANLUNATIC I'd go with something a little more reasonable. Like a .387 double-action revolver.

[Kb11431143]

@SUPERSAIYANLUNATIC .50. Boom. Headshot.

[HALOGAMER13371]

@SUPERSAIYANLUNATIC No, its like this: Pick a RPD please pick a RPD .... TRATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT­ATATATATTATATATATATATATATATATA

[2010Isssa]

thats what my brother did to me but he called me a lesbo....

[Tokyomelonsoda]

@2010Isssa Awwww sorry...



[SeekersofGlory461]

Mhhhhmmmm.  UR A FAGGET lawl

[4N1MEF4NG1RL]

XDDDD

dane cook PWNS!!!!

[scoutthesquirrel]

38 people are faggots no pun intended

[RudeHunnies]

lmaoo

[PopSmokeIt]

u should go buy a fukin gun and blow her head into next millenium!

[nickk0987]

haha lol

[ElitesRuleFilms]

hehehe, you're a faggot!

[GuessingGamesx3]

its funny... because its true.

[CodieBear1]

lol



[1Vampireand1angel]

those things are impossible to make DX

[rock108ful]

@1Vampireand1angel they r very easy :)

[SeetherSickness]

41234... i died laughing XD

[RedRum1347]

LMAO

[commandergree1231]

i laughed so hard for 2 minutes XD

[MrWewillbevictorious]

Pick a color... purple P-U-R-P-L-E

Ur a faggot!!!

[chance2799]

XDDDD " Pick a color plz. Purple. P-U-R-P-L-E. giggles~ YOUR A FAGGOT."

[DeseraBlackhart]

your a faggot....hehe...*nervous laughter* 8D

[TheDexmister]

Pick a number pls 4 1234. Pick a color pls purple p-u-r-p-l-e. Your a faggot