How To Use A Public Restroom

[bobslifeanimation]

Haha agree with you shyinmoonlight......:)

[shyinmoonlight]

you know, you set yourself up for people pausing your vids to read when you have lots of tiny print on the screen. Not that I dislike it, it makes me feel like I'm part of a special club when I do pause to read them because I know not everyone does.

[BriannaTSmith]

uhh... number 9... I'm not a dude, so it doesn't count!!

[ssbrwl]

I could not stop laughing!

[trislice1]

Nice one...Funny about the pills stat thing

[Pkmnster]

thumbs up if u replayed no 3 sharted after the end :P

[crzdbanana3]

favorited for lesbian comment

[swimmingkaola]

haha "wouldnt you? its up on the FREAKIN walls

[iJustDraw2]

Lol

[muhaha25204]

LOL!!

[RGJ0104]

But he is funny

[RGJ0104]

His voice is gay

[Nostro200]

@RGJ0104

How do you know if someone is gay by just hearing them?

hm...

[keebleflorb23]

@Nostro200 he is gay

[peanutgallery007]

number four of the most awkward things can be suddenly, if not argumentatively, catapulted to number one when the person who caught you looking at them decides to think you're actually checking them out (and not just accidentally making eye contact) so they walk over and start hitting on you.

[brandon31840]

I LOVE HOW HE TALKS SO FORMAL BUT ALSO CAN BE TALKING ABOUT BULLSHIT

[heartbroken0kitty]

hahahahhahhahahaha the womens part made me DIE XD

[heartbroken0kitty]

number 9 made start cracking up XD

[antney1108]

"...wouldn't you? Its up on the friggin walls" H-I-LARRY-O-U-S!

[TheSer117]

@beastmodeLS7. Get off him kid.

[luevanor83]

4:55 "basura" jajaja well, thank you for consider international viewers

[zorathion]

Me personally... I need myself some privacy. The knowledge of anyone else in the bathroom makes me unable to go number 1.

[beastmodeLS7]

Fag!!!!!

[UrMomWatchesThis]

@beastmodeLS7 Bundle of sticks? British cig?

[kohanjamy]

thumbs up for anyone who stopped the video at 1:48 and saw number 9

[vickycolee]

I think for dudes using the toilet they should look down twice because it might not be as big as they anticipated.

[KidzTheEpicz]

just be lucky that your in a f**king women gym room and find soo many tampon on the f**king floor in the shower.it like it was a muder sceene.YUCK!

[comedeycentral]

Who else saw the troll at 6:18?

[tviscool1234]

@comedeycentral damn you!!

[XxCuttingxX16]

number 10 :D lol i alwYS WAVE AT PEOPLE WHO RNT REALLY WAVING AT MEH :(

[joeyhawk8]

Who is 'This Guy' at 3:40

[TheCRISTILUV]

"you think you may have SHARTED and need to go check yourself" LMFAO

[MineMurphydog]

#5 reason to use a stall:

If you have a tiny whang and don't want to be publicly embarrassed

[Richiezhang880]

Sharded

[crimsonmonieful]

Dude. I hate sharting

[LexyBeany24]

It is soooo true about the pads -_-

[nickeljake15]

um why the BAR sign on 3:05 is upside down????

[Carmapple6]

@nickeljake15 That's how the sign looks from the inside

[nickeljake15]

LETS PEE ON THE FLOOR!!!

[Nightdaw1]

Ok so no turning towards the guy next to you?

[jimmysweetwaters]

just wow just just wow

[SCplusKC]

You have a cute laugh

[jax252000]

I don't know how I never saw these vids before. They are my new addiction!

[1comdhavoc]

eeeewwwww groooooosssss!!!

[MoowChair]

You forgot there's one more reason for stalls, the shy bladder syndrome :D

[TheCnDproductions]

lmao. number 3. you think you may have sharted and need to go check yourself. thats epic!

[firesoal6]

Who paused at 5:08 and was like "hOh shit..?"

[DevilsGoddess420]

I don't remember how old I was, but maybe 6 or 7. I was at the public library with my family and needed to go piss. I thought I went into the "womens" washroom. I saw this sweet ass looking toilet that was ON the wall and thought, "Hey! When did they do that!?" And proceeded to pee in it ... When I walked out, I looked at the little man on the door and was horrified ... Thank god no one came in.

[HectorL360]

#4 suck when it happens.

[cheneeamoi93]

u have a very sexy laugh! funny vid! lol @ sharted!

[butchsigma]

Also...I have actually BEEN into a stall that looked like 2:45. Shit. EVERYWHERE!

[butchsigma]

Sooo....if you should never use the stall to take a shit...then what is the point of lifting the seat to piss. I sense a flaw in the logic. :-)

[MrTbone317]

Funny

[cmedsker1998]

I tried the hover myself.... But I went all in ! XD

[WeAllLoveHomeVideos]

number 9 -_- well.. at least im not a guy

[blindman182]

@WeAllLoveHomeVideos i know. i got trolled xD

[canvasfaces]

So, if my date says there's something wrong with the sink I shouldn't hug him; GOT IT!

[bowser5295]

He's wrong. If your getting splash-back don't aim lower, just get closer to the goddamn thing, that's where the problem is.

[HuzkyMe]

I love how you're trying to say all of that seriously in a serious way :D That made it's more hilarious

[TheVillaChannel1]

Omg whenever girls at my school take a shit i'll pretend to watch them and when i see there faces i judge them also xD

[PixelChristian93]

Its always akward when the guy uses the urinal next to and there is no wall between you and he tries to start a conversation

[ThePurpleBoom]

I died at the hover.. LMAOO

[katherine9997]

When I was about 6 years old, I went into a women's bathroom at some restaurant and screamed at the top of my lungs that someone got murdered in the bathroom . . . my mom escourted me away while saying "Sometimes that just happens." I was so confused.

[LuridNightmare13]

@katherine9997 Holy shit,where was that?

[BCete]

@katherine9997 HAHAHAHAHA XD i renember when i was a kid i thought the toilet was bleeding.

[MineMurphydog]

@katherine9997 sometimes murders just occur.

[SomePandaPSN]

I use a stall when I pee cause I have pauresis, asshole.

[Tha1LifeKid]

hhm let see 2,5,9 and 10 happened to me :$

[MrRexiv]

Am I the only one who got the lesbian u-haul thing?... I guess so.

[TheKirbstah]

@iwannabeczarofrussia Basura is also a Spanish word, thus a more well known language that is commonly seen in public facilities. Well, at least I think it is XD

[iwannabeczarofrussia]

4:55 Trash, Basura

Why'd you put the word basura in it? You speak Filipino or something?

[ynoter]

Guycode stole this idea

[VSHanaSurf]

#9 Stopping a youtube video to read the text when it really isn't all that interesting

Well... umm, this is awkward...

:)

[Donovanisaboss87]

LOL 5:11

[HU4L1991]

i'll take a shit in a public bathroom. i'll shit when i gotta shit. deal with it ya bitch

[Spacecatswillkillus]

OMG this is sooooo complicated...

[blackmamba2329]

Lol!!! #9

[Makem12]

Ev, r u gay???

[ploglo13]

@Makem12 He has a video called "confessions of a HOMO-wner

[Booksareepic]

Number 6... dang it

[LovesickElectricHCR]

I Like Your Laugh..It's Cute:3

[DarkWarrior450]

U forgot to talk about: for guys, do not masturbate in a public bathroom!!!

[SuperHappyMonkey1]

I did number 9 on that list :/

[muddycardinal]

Totally loved the girl part of the instructions, it was hilarious and yet your lady friends are so right on their advice. Some girls' restrooms can be so gross.

[MrKodakMatt]

what about conversation at the urinals? and especially if someone makes eye contact with you at the urinal during conversation?

[17LoveIsOurWeapon]

Lol I would call the police because I thought someone was murdered XD laughed so hard

[volleyballinbeast]

ahahahaha i laughed soooo hard during the girls part ahahahahha sooo true!

[sweezamuffin]

Number three. You think you may have sharted and you need to go check yourself.

[bigcarrot100]

Ev should do public service announcments on TV

[Jrendelman]

God, I love Ev.

[heartSLB]

Ahahahahahahaah I hasn't laugh this hard in years ahaahahhaa I farted

[ognimoddd]

1:50 WRONG if this is the case, go to the toilet and take a piss. you must not, under any circumstance be next to someone else :P

[Ninjaz27]

Waaaiittt... What about flushing?

[minigunshooter1212]

MAKE MOOOOOOAAAAR! XD

[ilie1697]

peace...



[kurapika6020]

1:46 "6. Be really short" !!!

[ltroberts10gmailcom]

Another reason to use a stall is if you sharted

[MsAla93]

Idk why I'm watching this ! Lol

[cometkite]

I would spell it "peeer".

[JJJustinJJ]

@evmoneyTV try using this website to draw~MURO . DEVIANTART . COM

[Shrimpo7]

When I was in college, I worked part-time as a janitor, the bloodied bathroom scene in Chinatown made me howl!

[LizBreal]

Omg. I died a little. "does it come out like a fountain?"

[meba7531]

I think I died from laughing. This could be a problem....

[LMD2394]

love in minute 4.47 how he put the !! and fake a one 1 !!! hahaha it happens to me ALL the time :P !

[epichaloplayer]

#9 lol

[puplecorn]

THE SOAP LOOKS LIKE CRAP

[amucat19]

lol Misty Rainfall to steady stream

[iEvoAbove]

Lesbians Come From U-Haul ?

[vampyessebel]

when taking a dump, there is something called a "courtesy flush". this means you flush your poo, even though you're not done. this way no one has to smell you, or at least so the stench isn't so strong.

[Musicc219]

Loveeit ! haah

[TEBExYOU]

Who paused at 1:48 and looked at #9.. lol

[The97gtrs]

@TEBExYOU every single guy on this planet... trust me XD

[BadJellyman100]

@TEBExYOU

i did

lol

[TheVillaChannel1]

@TEBExYOU ahhaaaaa! just noticed that xD

[MillionDollarGirl44]

How many nickels?........2,448

jk

[Youngphyconaut]

Shard yourself I think means fart and poop at the same time

[tenoreyequetis]

@Youngphyconaut No, he's talking about an erection.

[ploglo13]

@Youngphyconaut its called a shart, a shit and a fart, not a shard. A if you shard yourself you have way bigger problems

[Purplenerds1234]

nice to know i did not know how to do that :p

[ThePinkHeel]

I find that womens bathrooms are nicer EXCEPT in clubs where barely legal sl0t$ get hammered and pee allover the place, leaving a mess...

[gnomopocho]

It is surprising to me to hear that female public restrooms are filthier than male pr. Aren't girls suppose to be cleaner than boys?

[swanmonkeyastronaut]

@gnomopocho I thought that until I lived in a residence hall. The girls' bathroom was a mess - pads in random places (as said on the video), hair balls in the shower, and tissues on the floor (despite the presence of trash cans). They only cared about their own hygiene and operated under the principle of "someone else will pick it up". So yes, girls might be cleaner when others are watching/they are solely responsible for a space. But when they can get away with it? Nah.

[fanofmusic101]

I hate when I'm in a stall and all the others are opened And they choose the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME!! so I just sit there awkwardly

STORY!

so I was in the bathroom and this chick goes. In the stall next to me. So I get up and flushes and she somehow "magically" does to. So she got out and I waited for her to leave. After washing and drying, she litterly stood there and WAITED to see my face

[LiterallyTheJoy]

I am a woman and I follow the rule, "don't go in the stall next to someone else" because it makes me uncomfortable to be peeing next to someone else.

[kanaismify]

you forgot to flush for the girls.

women at my school are disgusting.

[TrainerJaz31497]

You would have a dime.

[sulleh1]

#9 is the best

[knuckles1xrouge1]

how to top rave

[liketheuniverse11]

Hahahaha, I love when you laugh...so cute!! <3

[Mr343alex]

i did the taping thing and bill clinton came outa the tolite

[Wolvesandwarriorcats]

Lol number 9 on the list of the ten most awkward things a guy could do

[00chay]

r u gay? no offense

[MsAsian4ever]

I love his laugh xD

[sisterssocialagony]

This stuff is funny

[smartguy372]

Shard yourself???

[MadeAFolbot]

Hey @smartguy372 it's not "shard." It's "shart" - it rhymes with fart with a little "sh" in it. Ha ha, sorry to have to make the correction but I knew you'd want to get it right - given your handle . . .

[StarUrchin]

Reason 5: You have an embarassingly small mhhm, and you dont want your friend to know.

[berrykage]

You're so cute! :)

[elsapress]

it ok. i laughed extremely hard on # 3 too

[MadeAFolbot]

You really need to do a video on Turkish squat toilets. The cost of your "research" trip to Istanbul will be a business write off! Be sure to take Turkish Airlines - thankfully they do not have Turkish toilets!

[OnLookerac]

I literally laughed so hard

[MrTreetop79]

Lmfao that is so fuckin hilarious

[HydnBB2]

LMAO

[essdoug]

Dude, u tried the hover? U have time...

[Taposa1]

Ooooh.I sometimes hover. (Hey, in 4:56 you used myNative Language)

[aabce2]

Why is it that I know many Freshmen would could use this? :/

[YJunj13]

Thumbs up if you stopped to look at themlist.

[LuKeB285]

i qualify for #6. and no, im not Asian

[Jb85Melbourne]

Ev you are awesome I'm addicted

[skaterboii882]

sorry if i said something bad i didnt mean it that way

[Corg09]

I have given myself strong thighs over the years with teaching myself glide above the toilet seat! Teach your girls early!

[notrevod16]

I think I love you! Meet me in the last stall and tap your foot three times so I know it's you.

Peace! ;)

[nano481]

LMFAO



[mysticlizard7484]

Girls don't poop.

[totesforgoats]

I used to use the sink before I saw this video.

[OreoThief101]

What you said about ladies, is TRUE! When I'm using a public bathroom I hover about 3 inches above the seat because it's dirty, or I'll pee in the very edge. I don't like putting the seat up because it's really uncomfortable and you might fall in if lose your balance, and end up touching the seat, which is..quite disgusting. Woman are dirty, their bloody paper towels just sticking out on the floor, or their pad on the floor, it's digusting! Be glad you're a guy~

[Lukoftherubberduk]

Yup this is what I do at night

[shinylucario58]

I did number 9.

[cvwuzhere]

I stopped to read the definition of peer lol

[killjo234]

You forgot using stalls to do fat lines of cocaine

[WingedRobert]

That was so funny

[masterwolfiee]

Best vid yet!! XD

[jsamue12]

I was in fucking tears by the end of it

(I'm a dude)

[Itsallawesome]

# 3 is funny

[dailey328]

Cool thx i had no idea

[ThedudeDewd]

I was sick and sharted a little bit at work one day. If only I would have seen this video sooner!

[killing0angels]

Lmao!!!! At the "murder" part hahahaaha being a girl and in all my life I've never once had an issue like that or the bloodied item, lol when u said ? s to why though,that is not out of place like it's always in the trashcan no trash left behind

[JarreyDeCherry]

Extra tip: if completely necessary to use a stall, go for the middle one. It's been proven the cleanest.

[Avcrocksmysocks22]

Loves the girl part seeing as I am a girl lol it's on the walls I seriously called my mom and told her to watch this then call me still laughing