And fuck anyone else that clearly SEARCHED a Josie Long video, just to say some harsh douche bag comment to get some kind of attention that clearly shows they weren't/aren't loved by their parents. You're a disgrace, now go watch a video that you'd rather watch, instead of watching/commenting on a video you wouldn't. Isn't fucking hard is it, absolute bunch of fags.
@Johnathanbellend continued ...now months later after working on your material you bounce back with your "masterclass in comedy" comment..." spastic". It is great to see you develop as an act. Why bother doing bright, joyous comedy like Josie when you can rant and weep into a laptop, eh?
@dysonandbalfour Found my way back at this video again and just wanted to say "hi". Oh wait no, I mean "Hi-gh jump off a cliff onto some jagged rocks you unloved tumour". But as I'm kind, you can have one last wank over Joey Deacon Long first.
@Johnathanbellend I love the way you have seemingly spent months spewing hateful little comments about something as inoffensive as a Josie Long routine. I bet when you wrote the, " as funny as dropping a knife in my foot " comment you were sat in your bedsit on an imaginary panel show . Or more than likely your very own Live At The Apollo with a crowd that you had made out of bits of card and the mash potatoes you had squeezed into a ball when you heard that Josie was on 6 music. Now months lat
She isn't my thing, I don't think. I'm sure she'd be fantastic to have a drink and to hang out with, but her comedy misses the mark more often than not. Which is a shame.
I think her comedy is great. It's not for everyone, but I love the way she sees the world. I guess it's not exactly laugh-out-loud every sentence, but it makes me smile.
This frumpy lesbo lookalike CUNT, vomiting pathetic personal unfunny anecdotes and NO obvious jokes, actually makes a living as a "comedian". God help us. She has a stupid fat face and a village idiot lolloping grin which stupid people warm to, but ultimately she is as funny as VD. She looks like a student activist from 1989. God. I despise her.
This should be shown at comedy classes. Where she's coming from and who she is is great. Her material and everything about her performance is abysmal.
I love these new style 'unfunny' comics... she's equally unfunny with Robin Ince on the Robin and Josie's Utter Shambles Podcast .. so good to see a bit of continuity, there. Well done ...
@timothyahall I don't think she's any of those things. But sweet and lightening up aren't really relevant in my view, because comedy is ultimately about being funny. And, in my view at least, she's about as funny as dropping a knife in your foot.
@JonathanBones In a world full of bitter, mean-spirited comedy, Miss Josie is a ray of sunshine. Of course whether she's funny or not is subjective but there's been few comedians that have appeared in the last few years that make me laugh and smile as much as her. Ahh, she's so awesome.
@timothyahall Ray off the sunshine bus more like. I wouldn't say for a moment that all comedy has to be nasty and cynical, but I would prefer it's...well, funny.
@JonathanBones Well, myself and many others find her very funny. I don't understand why she'd drive anyone to make nasty comments, whether they like her comedy or not. She comes across as such a warm, sweet person.
@timothyahall She's not actually a warm or sweet person at all, from what I've heard. But that aside, which bit of this comedy masterclass had you rolling in the aisles exactly?
Josie Long just isn't funny. There's funny and there isn't funny. Josie Long isn't funny. People who find her funny, have something wrong with their brains, and spend time on blue buses during the day.
@dracomessup my take, brilliant comic, incredibly intelligent without being aloof, with a unique voice because she's not from the upper classes but she's very highly educated, socially and politically brilliant, none of the vomit-inducing arrogance of Gervais
Purely out of interest, who are your favourite stand ups? I'm just interested as to how you can say comedy is dead when you look at Stewart Lee, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey, to name a few.
@joeisaflyingfish My favourite stand ups certainly aren't Dylan(tiresome charmless pissed up persona) moran, or stewart(i'm smug but devoid of any humour) lee, next you'll be telling me that radio ones comedy dave is funny, along with the likes of noel fielding and russel brand, Josie long funny? nope, sorry not having it, having a contrived goofy and sweet act as so many people so often put it should never be classed as humour,she's absolute fucking tosh.
@annamatronix you've named some of the best and worst comedians in the country and painted them all with the same brush. maybe comedy isn't for you, try fingerpainting
@standardbrit Yes according to you i have, you faux intellectual halfwit, i gave my opinion, that's what these nifty little boxes are for, the only person that should be engaging in finger painting is you judging by your taste in comedy and your predictable little 'i'm better than everyone else' comebacks, You're not fooling anyone mongy!
Hi Davy, who do you find funny? And would you say that you also find them sexually attractive? If not, I fail to see what the fact that you don't fancy Josie Long sexually attractive has to do with her comedic skills. If, however, you don't particularly admire her comedic skills then - as much as we may disagree with you - that is at least relevant. I'm sure Josie will lose no sleep over the fact that you don't fancy her, although it is surely her loss
@lonesomeflower she's just a bumbling and very boring person. Even if you take her whimsy on board, and try and ignore the fact that there isn't anything inherently funny, the stories are terrible.
@stompafly nice to see that you can put your point across with 3 obscene words oh and your a racist too, even though I'm not black, I find that your comment disgusting. hide behind your computer screen because everyone knows that you're a 100% coward inside.
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@roshoshea Duh....because that is what I believe, you fucking moron. I find her possibly one of the most visually and mentally offensive people in british society. She is not funny. At all. She masks her non-humour behing her goofy persona and her eternal student "delivery". She is such a violently unfunny cunt.
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How can any right minded heterosexual male find this flabby lezza attractive? She has rolls of fat on her rolls of fat, a horrid enormous non-arse and thighs like sides of gammon. She looks like the fat mate your kid brother used to have who was bullied at school. And she is so fucking unfunny.
@davymgaunt you're not a nice person, you know. If you don't find her funny, then that's fine but don't go posting nasty comments about her. There's more to the world than appearence and only shallow, small minded people say things like what you've said. anyway, as a straight girl, I think she's quite pretty.
FFS! God awful tripe.
Lamvesp 1 week ago
This is rubbish.
ScreeOrTalus 2 weeks ago
I love Josie Long.
1458 3 weeks ago
BLEM!!
ebeneezzer 1 month ago
What a load of tepid donkey's wank.
Lamvesp 1 month ago
Dozy Mong
ebeneezzer 1 month ago
awesome, speaks to my heart!! ;)
AmsterdamSpook 2 months ago
omg this is me.
Hayleyquinnx 3 months ago
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@JonathanBones Fuck You.
@KTtunstall89 Fuck You
@adehtecat Fuck You.
@jamboliboli Fuck You.
@nigelqueen Fuck You.
And fuck anyone else that clearly SEARCHED a Josie Long video, just to say some harsh douche bag comment to get some kind of attention that clearly shows they weren't/aren't loved by their parents. You're a disgrace, now go watch a video that you'd rather watch, instead of watching/commenting on a video you wouldn't. Isn't fucking hard is it, absolute bunch of fags.
Mattbellmay 3 months ago
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Mattbellmay 3 months ago
@Johnathanbellend continued ...now months later after working on your material you bounce back with your "masterclass in comedy" comment..." spastic". It is great to see you develop as an act. Why bother doing bright, joyous comedy like Josie when you can rant and weep into a laptop, eh?
dysonandbalfour 3 months ago
@dysonandbalfour Fucking hell, do you fancy it or something? Because if so, even the problems you're alleging I have would pale in comparison.
JonathanBones 3 months ago
@dysonandbalfour Found my way back at this video again and just wanted to say "hi". Oh wait no, I mean "Hi-gh jump off a cliff onto some jagged rocks you unloved tumour". But as I'm kind, you can have one last wank over Joey Deacon Long first.
JonathanBones 1 month ago
@Johnathanbellend I love the way you have seemingly spent months spewing hateful little comments about something as inoffensive as a Josie Long routine. I bet when you wrote the, " as funny as dropping a knife in my foot " comment you were sat in your bedsit on an imaginary panel show . Or more than likely your very own Live At The Apollo with a crowd that you had made out of bits of card and the mash potatoes you had squeezed into a ball when you heard that Josie was on 6 music. Now months lat
dysonandbalfour 3 months ago
@dysonandbalfour I love your comment so much & Josie Long.
1458 3 weeks ago
Josie Long? In a UCB shirt? Swoooon.
merrittfan 5 months ago
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What a cunt
KTtunstall89 5 months ago
She isn't my thing, I don't think. I'm sure she'd be fantastic to have a drink and to hang out with, but her comedy misses the mark more often than not. Which is a shame.
maccas14 6 months ago
Awful! I didn't even crack a smile.
adethecat 6 months ago
I think her comedy is great. It's not for everyone, but I love the way she sees the world. I guess it's not exactly laugh-out-loud every sentence, but it makes me smile.
parisismyhometown 6 months ago
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@stompafly Josie Lawrence is a fat unfunny lesbo cunt.
davymgaunt 6 months ago
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This frumpy lesbo lookalike CUNT, vomiting pathetic personal unfunny anecdotes and NO obvious jokes, actually makes a living as a "comedian". God help us. She has a stupid fat face and a village idiot lolloping grin which stupid people warm to, but ultimately she is as funny as VD. She looks like a student activist from 1989. God. I despise her.
davymgaunt 6 months ago
This should be shown at comedy classes. Where she's coming from and who she is is great. Her material and everything about her performance is abysmal.
bastardfingers 7 months ago
I love these new style 'unfunny' comics... she's equally unfunny with Robin Ince on the Robin and Josie's Utter Shambles Podcast .. so good to see a bit of continuity, there. Well done ...
TheFartGallery 7 months ago
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Fucking dreadful. She doesn't deserve to live.
JonathanBones 7 months ago
@JonathanBones Wha?! She's so intelligent, sweet and funny! Methinks you need to lighten up Mr. Bones!
timothyahall 7 months ago
@timothyahall I don't think she's any of those things. But sweet and lightening up aren't really relevant in my view, because comedy is ultimately about being funny. And, in my view at least, she's about as funny as dropping a knife in your foot.
JonathanBones 7 months ago
@JonathanBones In a world full of bitter, mean-spirited comedy, Miss Josie is a ray of sunshine. Of course whether she's funny or not is subjective but there's been few comedians that have appeared in the last few years that make me laugh and smile as much as her. Ahh, she's so awesome.
timothyahall 7 months ago 14
@timothyahall Ray off the sunshine bus more like. I wouldn't say for a moment that all comedy has to be nasty and cynical, but I would prefer it's...well, funny.
JonathanBones 7 months ago
@JonathanBones Well, myself and many others find her very funny. I don't understand why she'd drive anyone to make nasty comments, whether they like her comedy or not. She comes across as such a warm, sweet person.
timothyahall 7 months ago
@timothyahall She's not actually a warm or sweet person at all, from what I've heard. But that aside, which bit of this comedy masterclass had you rolling in the aisles exactly?
JonathanBones 7 months ago
@JonathanBones i would laugh really really hard if you dropped a knife in your foot btw
leprosyliz 7 months ago
@leprosyliz That's alright, you can't help being a pathetic fucking cunt.
JonathanBones 7 months ago
@JonathanBones JONATHAN BONES WHY DO YOU HURT ME SO
leprosyliz 7 months ago
@leprosyliz It's the knife in my foot, it makes me like a bear with a sore head.
JonathanBones 7 months ago
*does not read other comments* Josie Long is so brilliant. She has most of my looooveeee!
CharmsLithe 8 months ago
mannerisms and speech patterns remind me of russell brand's style....
davko79 8 months ago
you call her stupid...she went to oxford...
zandersharp04 8 months ago
"Sit down Terry you're alright" <3
chloenoire 9 months ago
i don't understand why she makes some people so angry, she's totally inoffensive, intelligent and funny
standardbrit 9 months ago 3
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Josie Long just isn't funny. There's funny and there isn't funny. Josie Long isn't funny. People who find her funny, have something wrong with their brains, and spend time on blue buses during the day.
jamboliboli 10 months ago
all you people who are complaining, fuck off and watch lee evans (it's all you deserve)
pojugalo 10 months ago
Josie long 'YOU"RE A FUCKING DISGRACE' what a fat humourless charlatan!
hirafioh 10 months ago
@hirafioh she's brilliant and you're a DOUCHE!
standardbrit 9 months ago
What happened here? Did the real act die in a car crash, and the toilet cleaner got pushed on stage?
"You! Toilet cleaning woman. Get up there and say something. Anything. Just keep saying stuff or you're out of a job."
nigelqueen 10 months ago
@nigelqueen
Now that IS funny! XoD
fodsaks 9 months ago
@nigelqueen or maybe one of the most intelligent sexy women on the planet got on stage and you're a stupid arsehole?
standardbrit 9 months ago
MY take> Organized class clown with a hint of Gervais.
dracomessup 11 months ago
@dracomessup my take, brilliant comic, incredibly intelligent without being aloof, with a unique voice because she's not from the upper classes but she's very highly educated, socially and politically brilliant, none of the vomit-inducing arrogance of Gervais
standardbrit 9 months ago
@dracomessup my take brilliant and a totally original voice, so intelligent but not vomit-inducingly arrogant like Gervais
standardbrit 9 months ago
hahaha "NO YOU CAN'T HAVE A FUCKING DRINK, THE DRINKS ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO TRIED!" Josie I love you!
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4:58 minutes of my life i will never get back.... what a fucking shit excuse for a comedian..
gussypee 1 year ago
@gussypee what a fucking shit excuse for a comment
standardbrit 9 months ago
Well I like her. Damn me to hell. How dare I have a different opinion on a subjective piece.
Vest28 1 year ago 3
this is what gradually dumbing down comedy over the past 25 years has resulted in, comedy is offically well and truly dead.
annamatronix 1 year ago
Purely out of interest, who are your favourite stand ups? I'm just interested as to how you can say comedy is dead when you look at Stewart Lee, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey, to name a few.
joeisaflyingfish 1 year ago
@joeisaflyingfish My favourite stand ups certainly aren't Dylan(tiresome charmless pissed up persona) moran, or stewart(i'm smug but devoid of any humour) lee, next you'll be telling me that radio ones comedy dave is funny, along with the likes of noel fielding and russel brand, Josie long funny? nope, sorry not having it, having a contrived goofy and sweet act as so many people so often put it should never be classed as humour,she's absolute fucking tosh.
annamatronix 1 year ago
@annamatronix you've named some of the best and worst comedians in the country and painted them all with the same brush. maybe comedy isn't for you, try fingerpainting
standardbrit 9 months ago
@standardbrit Yes according to you i have, you faux intellectual halfwit, i gave my opinion, that's what these nifty little boxes are for, the only person that should be engaging in finger painting is you judging by your taste in comedy and your predictable little 'i'm better than everyone else' comebacks, You're not fooling anyone mongy!
annamatronix 9 months ago
@annamatronix But you haven't actually named a single comedian you do like. Care to give me some names?
joeisaflyingfish 8 months ago
Hi Davy, who do you find funny? And would you say that you also find them sexually attractive? If not, I fail to see what the fact that you don't fancy Josie Long sexually attractive has to do with her comedic skills. If, however, you don't particularly admire her comedic skills then - as much as we may disagree with you - that is at least relevant. I'm sure Josie will lose no sleep over the fact that you don't fancy her, although it is surely her loss
BlondzoJournoz 1 year ago
how can people say this isn't funny!
lewissharp3310 1 year ago 2
Wow can't believe there are such horrible comments on a josie long video.
GO JOSIE! x
lonesomeflower 1 year ago 31
@lonesomeflower she's just a bumbling and very boring person. Even if you take her whimsy on board, and try and ignore the fact that there isn't anything inherently funny, the stories are terrible.
jamboliboli 10 months ago
@stompafly nice to see that you can put your point across with 3 obscene words oh and your a racist too, even though I'm not black, I find that your comment disgusting. hide behind your computer screen because everyone knows that you're a 100% coward inside.
stupidintellect90 1 year ago 4
@roshoshea Fuck off, silly cunt....
davymgaunt 1 year ago
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@roshoshea Duh....because that is what I believe, you fucking moron. I find her possibly one of the most visually and mentally offensive people in british society. She is not funny. At all. She masks her non-humour behing her goofy persona and her eternal student "delivery". She is such a violently unfunny cunt.
davymgaunt 1 year ago
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How can any right minded heterosexual male find this flabby lezza attractive? She has rolls of fat on her rolls of fat, a horrid enormous non-arse and thighs like sides of gammon. She looks like the fat mate your kid brother used to have who was bullied at school. And she is so fucking unfunny.
davymgaunt 1 year ago
@davymgaunt you're not a nice person, you know. If you don't find her funny, then that's fine but don't go posting nasty comments about her. There's more to the world than appearence and only shallow, small minded people say things like what you've said. anyway, as a straight girl, I think she's quite pretty.
stupidintellect90 1 year ago
i think i just fell in love
ncisabbs 1 year ago
love it
leprosyliz 1 year ago
3:42-3:45 is my favorite facial expression pulled by anyone ever.
ElbowsOfWasps 1 year ago
yay another josie clip in all her randomness
foccha 1 year ago