General Shepherd Plays Halo 3 (Machinima)

[RevolverRho]

Lol dude what are you doing?

Shepard: *Cuts writsts*

[BiqBoii117]

@eddiep127 lmao cnt stop laghn haha xD

[hikooper]

"glad you made it out of south america" i died 

[masterchief7711]

whats this ... thats a plasma grenade... OH WHAT THE FUCK

LOL

[ellisond073]

30 years ago 215 people died in the blink of an eye and we just fuckin laughed

[chriiz303]

guy:hey ched over there seems to have a couple of complaints about you...

shepherd:Hes a whore

ched:I HEARD THAT BRAH

best line in history

[MrCharlieRevell]

5 years ago, I made 50,000 Videos in the blink of an eye, and the Viewers just fucking watched.

[ellisond073]

@MrCharlieRevell dude awesome

[broomy143]

are you ever quiet....... allways

[PROxKILLERxSNIPER]

Sheperd was a dumbass in mw2 and is also a dumbass in halo 3. Just worst in halo 3.

[3bdbd989]

hes a whore xD

[hutch849]

South america is crap. LEDC.

[gmxgamer]

what you guys have against south america? --' seriously that was very shitty

[trevor7505]

Guy: When are you ever quiet?

Shepherd: Always.

[davidmg210]

Rockets

[tatertots3231]

He's a whore

LOST MY SHIT

[MrNapolitano1]

Five halos a go I lost 30,000 red men in a blink of an eye, I'm going to be the top comment, I know you understand.

-general shepherd-

[MrNapolitano1]

Five Halos a go I lost 30,000 reds in the blink of an eye. I want to be top comment, I know you understand.

[halo3fan101]

he's a whore

[ReincarnatedAngel]

he's a hore

YOU I HEARD THAT BRA!

[Darnok1221]

best 1:39

[V3nom36]

2:57 WTF-BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nickeao]

0:50 OHH LAWLS

[ShockGamingHQ]

He's a whore.

YO I HEARD THAT BRAH!

[xXStickymaster]

listen hes got some complaints about you. hes a whore. lol

[MrUkcarnage]

sure it matters whos got the biggest stick but it matters whos swinging it

oh

[xXCarlxEvoLXx]

"Glad you made it out of south america"

OHHHHHHHH

[HeadshotDot2200]

Shepard:Hes a whore

ODST:Aye yo i heard that!

[TheGoldenVegas]

I miss Halo 3 :'(

[albotrosslegend]

@TheGoldenVegas if you miss it, play it. many people still play it online ya know

[adityakarri1997]

@TheGoldenVegas the good old days

[MapleBellocan]

I NO U UNDERSTAND

[dylanjaure]

Your mom made it out of south america

[TheGreatHeroKing]

I dindt get the south america joke?

[ufailcauseyoufarted]

He's a whore xD

[1990talita]

I know you understand

[dachampion99]

sheperd is an asshole he killed ghost but it was pretty funny

[nostanater1]

lol this is why i dont play halo 3 anymore stupid fucking campers

[aidanlaw95]

Glad you made it out of South America

OHHHHHHHHHH

[ECHOxASSASSIN]

But chad has a couple of complaints HES A WHORE!

[eddiep127]

5 years ago, I lost $1.50 in the blink of an eye...

and the vending machine just FUCKING watched.

[WG23456]

@eddiep127 thats to good, i just about pissed myself laughing!

[Seolisti]

"Sure, it matters who's got the biggest stick- but it matters a hell of a lot more who's swinging it."

*lowers head in shame* "Oh..."

[Thegameplaya101]

lmfao at 2:47

[artixxerxes72tlpstup]

1:38 to 1:47 lol

[zombieslayer5ftw]

These videos are... EPIC!!!

[WYATTSPAFFORD]

UGH, when are you ever quiet?

Always.:)

[ClashedSwordsFilms]

5 years ago, I fucked 50,000 men in the blink of an eye and the world just watched.

XD

[snake9718]

5 years ago i was teabaged by 30 000 men,

and the world just fuckin watched...

[sebastian66677]

lol he betrays them like in mw2

[MOLDYmonster123]

dying at 2:51 LMAFAO!!!

[thebenagal2]

4:05 XD i lmfao

[thebenagal2]

yo i heard dat brah

[surfer605]

what is this guy: plasma gernade *throws* OH WHAT THE FU-

[av3ng3ds3v3nfoldA7X]

do sandman plays halo 3 :3

[IanMatthewHeroes]

im crying in laughter at the plasma grandade moment!

[AssassinsFail]

LOL so good

[danny131k]

For people wondering: the whore part comes from a conversation between soap and shepherd where soap asks him: so makarov's the price?! And he anwsers: makarov's no price, he's a WHORE; a mad dog killer.

[videoguy75]

i didnt even know shepherd said whore

[INFERN0108]

"Sweet I got the rockets!" ,"Sure it matters whose got the biggest stick but it matters a hell of a lot more whose swinging it"..*looks down*,"Ooh". Lolololol :)

[MuMbOjUmBo454]

Ok, I have no idea what that means, but Chad over there has some complaints about... "he's a whore" LOL best part!

[musket40]

1:40

OMG HE GOT PWNED!!!

[Funnerism]

I laughed until I cried

[TimberWolf257]

1.Press cc

2. Press Transcribe audio

3.Press ok

4.lol

[iLikePie1450]

I love how people are all like:

2004: "Halo CE is better than Halo 2"

2007: "Halo 2 is better than Halo 3."

2010: "Halo 3 is better than Halo: Reach."

I guess trolls will never change.

[ALLIED7621]

@iLikePie1450 I know you understand...

[Ryu12543]

3>>>>>>>>>>>>Reach. I would still play if people actually played.

[Deadninja196]

2:58,Sheperd's same old beytrayal move

[xXaltowolfXxmp3]

lol, hes emo at the end

[101cgk]

SWEET I GOT THE ROCKETS!

sure it matters whos got the biggest stick but it matters a hell of a lot more whos swinging it

....awww

[101cgk]

U MAD BRA!

[fillipinofilms]

@1:41 Did I just here him say "Sure, it matters who has the biggest dick but it matters a hell of a lot more who's swinging it." O_o

[TheDarkOnes4]

wow some badass motherfucker randomly comes and is like "5 years ago...i lost 30,000 men in a blink of and eye. dame thats fucked up!

[DDCVBN]

Whats this" that's a plasma Grenade.......WTF

[UltimateSpartan234]

Glad you made it out of South America

[snipertrooperX]

hes a whore.. chad: yo i heard that bra D:<!

[MrSonicboom11]

what's this?

its a plasma grenade

*toss*

AWW WHAT THE F...!

[thomasm3gtr]

30000 years ago, I lost 5 volunteers. Tomorrow Im fucken the world.

[takutanuva937]

he's a whore... LMFAO

[chris347270]

Awsome

[Ghostrider91111]

I love the moment when shepherd try the cut his arm with the assault rifle OH WHY YOU DOING STAND IN HERE ARE YOU SERIOUS??? *dead* I know you understand 

[callofsparta12]

sheperd: im glad you got out of south america

Guy: Ohhhhhhh

Lol that was so funny

[uhaters5000000]

No machinima I dont wanna Finish him!!!!

[SplendidSAHILx117]

Whats that?

That's a plasma grenade

*sticks the guy in the face* OH WHAT THE FU~~*BOOM!*

[TheBigCheeseSauce]

I got a blank check and we're gonna use every cent of it killing Halo players! lol

[SuperAwsome133]

LOL ''He's a whore'' ''Yo I heard that bruh''

[RevelationUltimatum]

5 years ago, I fucked 30,000 men in the blink of an eye, and the world just watched... I know you understand!

[BreeZeTSHQ]

"Hes A Whore" "Yo I heard Dat Braww"

[MrInsaneMixer]

30 000 years ago.. I lost five watches in men's fucking eyes. And the world just blinked.

..and then I took an arrow in the knee.

[NoobMurderer]

[Noob] Ha ha, this guy's hilarious.

[General Shepherd] I'm glad you made it out of South America.

In my book, that's a major own right there..

[TheVaseem14]

5 weeks ago. i lost my virginity and the whore just fuckin watched

[Rickopunch2]

He's a whore.

Yo, I heard that!

What's this?

That's a plasma grenade.

What the...?!?

ROFLMAO.

[krackie123]

5 years ago, I lost 30 000 watches and my five men.

30 000 years ago, I lost 5 men and my freakin' watch

5 years ago I watched 30 000 men blink their eyes.

[TheWierdo67]

2 weeks ago, I lost 50 cents in the blink of an eye, and the vendin machine just fuckin watched

[bzahory]

5 years ago i lost 29,999 the other one stole my fuckin watch

[6c685]

209 people lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye

[Ghost3141265]

At the end it looked like Shepherd was trying to cut his wrist with the assault rifle....

[LTZUESS]

209 people are whores

[scotb6]

"Sure it matters who's got the biggest stick but it matters a hell of a lot more who's swinging it"

"Oh...."

[DaEpIcDuDe]

general shepard doin what he does best... nuthin...

[strykertron232]

1:44 it matters whos swinging it. Awwwww.

[TheJohto333]

he's a whore. YO I HEARD DAT BRUH

[LPV3Tv]

Yo I heard that Bra!!-Chad

[nitroalec]

ROFL 4:05

[rulyow0rlD67]

@nitroalec Its the new Dance

[Soundscream99]

"He's a Whore"

[CODPRO10101]

"glad you made it out of South America" LMFAO!!!! " hes a whore" HA!

[dorinpantera]

Shepherd:What this?

Guy: That's a plasma grenade

*Throw's plasma Grenade

Guy:AWWW WHAT THE FU

[AquaTennHungerForce]

xD

[Xxstevo69xX]

CPt mcmillan plays halo 3 from cod4 and modernwarfare 3 lol

[matt107717]

five years ago,i lost my virginity to a transsexual in a blink of an eye.

[Boomerangutan]

Shepard: whats this?

Guy: thats a plasma grenade

Shepard:*throws it at guys head

Guy: oh what the fu..

[MaybWeShouldnt]

WHY ARE YOU NEVER QUIET?!!?

Always...

[mrtuma123]

5 years ago, i had the biggest stick in the blink of an eye, and they just f***in swinged it.

[theshadow425]

wtf r u doing ur just standing their?!

i know you understand

oh OK,

[evander190797]

LOL



[Skibir]

MORE!!

[TheAngel94134]

15 years ago i got my girl pregnant because of a broken condomn and the world just fukn watched

[NamedKid10]

General Shepard, Cpt.Mactavish , Cpt. Price, Sgt.Foley all look the same. Isn't that scary?

[aBOTTLEofLIGHTNING]

I want all the sound bits so I can do this in a game.

[TheHornyGorrilaz]

4:11 is he slitting his wrists , i know you understand

[MariomysterHD]

chad over there has some complaints about you

HES A WHORE

[Noble6Halo]

1:37 burn!

2:48 burn X2!

[ZeuxRemix]

5 years ago i lost 30,00 tv shows and i had nothing to watch and i lost my watch

[saberslash127]

5 months ago i got knife in the eye in a blink of an eye....and soup just fucking watched

[wahanboy]

5 jears ago i noobtubed 30.000 men and the world just fucking nived me

-.- thumbs ub :P

[WYATTSPAFFORD]

" when are you ever quiet?"

"always."

[gmk120]

glad you made it out of south america

LMFAO

[counter546]

5 years ago I lost my virginity..and the cat just f&$@ing watched!!

[Bogmire711]

5 years ago, shut the fuck up.

[nf5mw]

Five days ago, I spent 30,000 min on youtube, and I just fucking watched

[iBeEpic12]

@nf5mw Technically, there's only 7,000 minutes in 5 days.

1 day = 1440 minutes,

[locomaster291]

5 years ago, I lost $10 dollars in a blink of an eye, and the crane machine just F#*&% watched

[RosaMagana93]

5 years ago i lost $5:00......The Vending Machine Just F*CKING WATCHED!!!!

[sniperman46]

glad u mad it outa south america (pause) OOOOOOOOOOHH!

[isfenix]

olol hes a whor.. wait no a dildo

[RickTroll40]

Lol moment: 1:35 - 1:42

[MrYesReally]

When r u ever quiet?? Always...

[xxvinneyxx]

i know you understand

[fabforeverful]

1 year ago I lost 3 quarters in the blink of an eye...... so I moved on got married and am a millionaire

[MrRobin66132]

when does makarov come?

[thenjctomahawk69]

5 years ago George w bush was in office and the world just fuckin watched

[XxassAs1nk1dXX]

"OK i dont know what that means but Chad over there seems to have a couple complaints about you and.......

Sheperd:He's a hore!

Chad: Yo I heard that!!

[JakeTheAwesomeGerman]

"He's a whore." lol.

[TheVeisonchen]

5 days ago, i lost 5000 girls in the blink of an eye, and those boys just fucking watched.

[TheDymed]

Quote of the day "Oh what the" 02:50

[hadrialn2233]

i love halo

[xxDeltaWulfxx]

5 years ago, i gave birth to 30,000 men in a blick of an eye and the nurse just fuckin watched

[pbccottons]

5 years ago, I fucked 30,000 men in the blink of an eye, and the world just fuckin' watched.

[Baseballfanatic587]

2:30 lol

[TheRancor44]

"What's this..."

"That's a Plasma Grenade"

*throws grenade at him*

"OH, WHAT THE FFF--"

[MRskittles58]

watch 4:04 -the end 100 times and try not to at least smile

[jokkepokke95]

*Optimus Prime has entered the game*

[Omega4Productions]

30,000 years ago, I lost 5 men in the blink of of an eye, and I think I lost my fuckin watch.

[jokkepokke95]

@Omega4Productions

XD Epic!

[AngryXBoxNerd47]

@Omega4Productions is your watch this sports watch? i think i found it, sgt foley had it...

[Omega4Productions]

@AngryXBoxNerd47 Thanks. I'll have it back now

[fudgeballs0808]

LOL , wheres your task force?

[tthissuckstt]

5 years i lost 30,000 whores in the blink of an eye, and the world just fucked them all

[DirectedMan]

5 years ago, I fucked 30,000 men in the blink of an eye..and the world just fuckin' watched.

[MUFF1NC4T119]

fiv yers ago , i wz dieggnosed wth dislexea, nd tha wrld juct fuqin wachd

[SpyroWJumpz]

@MUFF1NC4T119 Make 'Hooked On Phonics' your friend.

[MUFF1NC4T119]

@MUFF1NC4T119 whats with me and getting linked comments

[NewBoundProductions]

@MUFF1NC4T119 are you 5 lol you cant spell

[MUFF1NC4T119]

@NewBoundProductions can u nt reed i wz dieggnosed wth dislexea ollloolololllloolollllolloolll­ooollloool

but i leave comments with a fair amount of humor in them but they are mean

[NewBoundProductions]

@MUFF1NC4T119 hahaha thats real funny

[MUFF1NC4T119]

@NewBoundProductions some people take it in the wrong way and spam me but if you know a good joke then you know this is funny.......good complement on my part how bout' you?

[SpazldNinjaDude]

@MUFF1NC4T119 thats not dislexia thats just retard, im dislexic n i can spell was, and diagnosed is how i spell it, fucking is easy too, learn what dislexia is

[MUFF1NC4T119]

@SpazldNinjaDude Thats what i mean on the comment below you. Your taking it the wrong way so that means u dont know a good joke......DAMN IT you fucking got me into a youtube fight

[MegaLordBanana]

"Ahh, what are you doing?! you're just standing there!" "I know you understand..."

[MrStowbo]

5 years ago my world of warcraft account got hacked and the world just f****n watched

[Palmakoy]

5 years ago i lost 30000 feet of rope rescuing pandas in japan and the whole world just @#$& watched