My First Blow J

[CoreyCBM]

please check out my vids :)

[AmericanBroFilms]

hahaha american pie ;) greatest movie ever?

[TryHARDBlackGuy]

pedo alert cough cough jk love you bro

[oogp]

sounds like my pedophile experience bro but mine lied to me and said he was 18 soo?

[hardorhomeproductz]

@whorippedone so am I and I've had 6. Get to it bro(:

[WhoRipedOne]

Phewwww... I'm in grade 10 and i thought I was a loser because I haven't got a bj yet

[xFragOut]

whistle whistle pedo alert

[Mcguys250]

13? sweet! I'm not the only one!

[EL8TRON]

@Mcguys250 LMAO

[gryphonklaw]

LMFAO!!! That was an epic story dude. Great suspense, I could imagine what was going down in my head, and that was a funny ass ending.

[TehSirZer0Fr]

new intro sucks dude wtf ?

[thegmods]

@TehSirZer0Fr this is an old intro look atn the date

[THEcodSHADY]

lol i definatly prefer your new intro

[coolwihp]

+____+ @ the comment below

[BigNeth]

your dick tasted like shit thats why she stopped

[xsdeafrox]

got a blowie form a 13 year old in an elementary school at 17 loooolz

[ZapTMagicHD]

@xsdeafrox that's fucking gross.

[xsdeafrox]

@ZapTMagicHD WHO, ME

[prokid66]

@xsdeafrox You are fucking sick in your head...

[Thigkry]

Old enough to read, old enough to bleed >:)

[xsdeafrox]

@Thigkry lolololol thats terrible

[afroninja39]

No lakes near New York LOL

[MrPs391]

repeat games much?

[JZgames]

13 years old? jesus dude.

[xsdeafrox]

@JZgames makes me feel better about my relationships lol

[TheRobinsonJR]

@JZgames Lol wtf is that too young?

[TheRobinsonJR]

@JZgames Sorry, i wrote before watching the video, fuck me hahah

[A4k2i0]

Maybe he should have taken her to a musical like Randy Marsh advises.

[CJxSAYzWHAAAT]

is this the same gameplay from My First Time Getting Cought?

[xMuRd3rReAcTioNx]

Even though he said no pun entended it was still funny ass shit

[killjoy84251]

She was 13 or 12

[iiTrooperRU]

1:26 - 1:30 ... no recoil 3 piece? lol

[iiTrooperRU]

do you actually have depression?

[MeoPk]

Oh, and here I was thinking he was GIVING BJ's.

[sstarr1123]

wait if u have a truck how cant u get home?

[ClaversGaming]

@sstarr1123 he said he left the lights on and the car went flat

[zeroSNIP3]

13years old or..no?

[KILLBANE2477]

she was 16 he was 17

[zeroSNIP3]

@KILLBANE2477 no you are fuckin retarted

[bfboii]

JB likes doing BJs

[mohalfur]

bet she was tight

[teddyjak]

My first blowjob was at my ex gf house in the living room while her dad was upstairs reading a book on the balcony

[Cocaineawareness]

If shes old enough to count, she's old enough to mount.

[baseballkid077]

@Cocaineawareness HAHA terrible but funny

[megladon1235321]

At that moment i think rape would be an option to consider

[asassinnate]

mhm i dont like doing that

lol fail ^^^

[LEMINEMINEM]

if shes old enough to count, shes old enough to mount

[LuckyFleaHD]

If there's grass on the field play ball!

[LuckyFleaHD]

I like my women like I like my wine... white and twelve years old

[weebrennan]

@LuckyFleaHD LOLOLOLOLOLOL 

[artixxerxes72tlpstup]

@LuckyFleaHD I like my women like I like my wine... twelve years old and locked in the basement

[MrWhash123]

@IAmTheAttack I have a girlfriend and we've been dating a long time and are in love. Problem is she's abstinent. This means no form of sex (oral, anal, or vaginal). According to her, she really wants to give me head. Like she REALLY wants to. If you don't get the picture, every time we hang out she takes off my pants and starts for a good 20 seconds on me before she has to stop and say "I can't do this. I'm not allowed." This is HELL. This has happened to me 6 times and I feel for you Attack.

[TomTheAllyCat1]

Wait...You've kissed while juggling cherry candy but you don't have a 69 story :[?

[jfhewkjfrewkajfkbefa]

she was 12

[CyberJaae]

if it was your 69th video you should have made it of the team you first 69'ed o:

[fenwayI0]

CANADA FTW!!

[jamesfintona123]

Lmao your guysises

[SoraProductionsHD]

BLUE BALLS FROM A BABY. DAMN.

[SuperTman103]

Yea Canadians!! :D

[nichola712]

wheres my BACON

[AceDMB]

goddamn man

[123karimabc]

HOLY SHIT lmao 13 yearold blow job ;p

[xFeaTHD]

Late night workout! ;) Yeah right buddy

[RockPaperGaming]

"Im not gonna tell you her exact age" (bottom left corner "She was 16 I was 17")

[F3AR3DXxDEMON]

The thing about getting a blowjob is you have to concentrate on HOLY SHIT is that a playboy fuck yes

[Disics]

lol my first bj was from a chick 3 years older than me.

[kkknigerssuck]

Jerk off and homeless guy!!! LMFAO that would be one happy homeless dude BUAHAH!!! XD

[xXSnipz55Xx]

where in Canada you from bro ? :)

[MrSkme]

i like how the two top comments does not contradict eachother

[xekit]

@TheSoldierGaming my clock is in military time :S

[BlubberCOD]

Nightmare on elm street was shot at my high school :D

[HATINTHEKAT]

so who else saw the spic star wars trailer? =D

[MyNameIzScruffy]

if you like this, it will be top comment

[SeestarSunrunner]

attack:"there was this old abandoned elementary school"

me thinking:"sounds just like nightmare on elm street"

attack:"it could also have been on nighmare on elm street"

[MyNameIzScruffy]

Watching this in 2012

[Munistree]

@TheSoldierGaming *rubs forehead twice*

[DevinParkersVlogs]

guys if u could check out my channel, i would be pretty happy, lol :)

[SwagSoSupreme]

I just got my first blowjob behind an elementary school yesterday, i cant even describe how good that shit feels lol

[NioTheDude]

Why dont make a new series called "Storytime with Laine" or "Storytime with TheAttack"?

[tonybeasley]

my first bj involved teeth. the next few were AMAZING tho

[Deewarify]

I hve never got a BJ :-/

[TheMrJwill22]

@IAmTheAttack I know how ya feel man. Im 22, started dippin playin baseball and have been for about 8 years now and up to a can a day. Its crazy man, but good luck.

[halomanic21]

Dude where can I send in questions? Also how do you get a girl to wanna 'do shit' with you without mentioning or saying anything about it? She's just like..your dick my mouth right now

[HDTobix]

Oh well 1.5 isnt really a BJ XD My first one was like.. 6.5 or something? Why count anyways? ;D

[scruffydied]

1.5 seconds isnt a blowjob lol. i want the real first blowjob story laine!

[tyounger02]

if shes old enough to crawl, shes in the right position!

[eagles4ever58]

isnt the lake at midnight cold as hell....

[pettory]

Joke- My wife calls me a pedo... But wat does she know, shes 6.

[TheCoolMexicanGuy]

@pettory you got that from kassem g

[Luss217]

Lmfaooooo, wtf attack

[jamesricharddevine]

@magamaxdog are you sure it was a hammer to the dick or a scrotum to the chin?

[QsMxVoltz]

Fuck YOLO the motto is now "What ever gets u hard"

[gunmanguy]

If she only bled from her nose she was too young

[TwitchyVgaming]

@tmlsince1994 pedoo



[OGxEddzie]

wow! 194 videos "what a way to celebrate my 69th upload" HOLY FUCKING ball hairs!

[TheTweeeK]

If her age is not on the clock ,she is ready for the cock ;D

[AlexYo234]

it ruined it when you said 360 double nipple my heart.

[AlexYo234]

all of these top comments are from pedobear memes

[TheSimzy09]

if moonlight helps.... umm what if your like 400 pounds?

[BoomBoiatch]

kilometres are for normal people

[WhySoGypC]

so u nearly banged an underaged whore? nice

[mrchainsaw29]

hahahahah waiting for marriage? soooo funny. hahahah "i dont like doing this" 360 no scope double y'd to the heart.

[mrchainsaw29]

this is amazing. HAHAH wait wait wait...18 witha 13? hahahahahha treated. its kool bro, happens to the best of us. the younger girls on the "fly on shit" plane, soo true. sucha mistake. hahahaha keep em up.

[WhySoGypC]

joke: i dont want to date u anymore ur a pedophile! wow thats a big word for a six year old.

[MrDefender6]

13 - 18 = 30 - 35 mnot bigdeal

[idabeast25]

if shes old enough to cross the street, shes old enough to take meat.

[SuperThebomb12]

if she only haves sleeping beauty on dvd shes to young for you man

[morroida9966]

dude... you were going to college and you date 13 year olds?

[Danhyboyy]

She sounds 12-13, and you 16+.

[ThomasTheTerminator]

my jaw dropped at 5:52

[MirathGames]

yay u use kilometers i can now something now (im finnish and i dont now how much miles are)

[Simon14DK]

@MirathGames me too (danish)

[xSirDingo]

@MirathGames 1 kilometer is about 5/8 of 1 mile. So 8 km = 5 mi

[TMLsince1994]

If she can count shes ready to mount

[Danhyboyy]

@TMLsince1994 LOOOOL

[323552877]

@TMLsince1994 then all the little 6 year olds and there one two free's are in for some serious shit LOL

[iAxX23]

@TMLsince1994 MAH NIGGA !

[Acerzeon]

WTF? And then what happened to her? LOL!

[ShoppersRow]

HAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHA

[TheNinjadadalpha]

when i heard the hint about the age i was like NOOOOO!!!!!!! dont attack that shit

[jaybernier2]

360 NS YY my -3 lol

[Scorch052]

I like how the two top comments contradict eachother

[808Dwillz808]

@Scorch052 not any more!

[TheHunterFrost]

lmfaooo thats so hoed out by her

[OsKxrittle]

12 and over bend em over

[razza620]

not much of a bj:/

[ericloges]

YOU GUYZ R SO AWSOME :D

[coryt991399]

if the only thing she blows is bubbles, she's too young for you bro!

[rockmann116]

@coryt991399 LAME

[Wiicubemaster]

i used to get blow jobs but then i took an arrow to the knee...

[Acknowledqed]

@Wiicubemaster HaHaHaXD

[megamaxdog]

@Wiicubemaster i used to get BJs to but then i took a hammer to the dick

[mic7reaper]

@Wiicubemaster NO! NO! BAD! *hit with a rolled newspaper* BAD! GTFO!

[XboxJOKERGAMER]

2 girls 1 cup

[TheLeaguePlayer]

old enought to count old enough to mount;

[ImpulsePB]

If there is grass in the field, play ball. If not, play in the mud.

[ConquerwithPeace]

If they're crawling they're the right age.

[kottonmoulthking420]

pervert Canadian fuck i will fucking cut your dick off shove it in your mouth and sow your mouth closed then hang you by your neck while using your joke of a country's flag as the rope i WILL FIND YOU

[kingoffma]

@kottonmoulthking420 ahahahahahahahaha

[ishawn87]

@kottonmoulthking420 ok listen man calm down... sure it was a bad thing to do but he was a young kid honestly he was probably like 18. yea he shouldn't have done it but things happen. he's sorry about what he did and its not like he said o she was a stupid ugly bitch that i easily took advantage of but he said he regrets it.

[Sk84Thrills]

@kottonmoulthking420 fuck you. nuff said

[Sp4rtanll7]

@kottonmoulthking420 so, lets go over this; you're a wannabe hard ass, with 420 in your username (yes mine is nerdy, made 3 years ago when i was on my halo fanboy phase, but that's besides the point) who in reality is a 14 year old who posts gay chain comments that start like "DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS..." Do you honestly think you could fight a 21 or 22 year old? with a massive brother and all that? you're gonna need a friend to (quoting Laine) "pick up your pieces, BRO!"

[funsack9]

@kottonmoulthking420 anger management get it..

[mrliammcdonald]

.....Reused vid.....

[PS3Parcour]

she trolled u in real life o.o

[patrick123897]

@SketerJess wow i wouldbe embarrassed to be him, lol.

[yacantbme]

you were robbed!

[THESCOOTAKID]

Old enough to count, old enough to mount

[svenrox13]

if she didnt start with a bulbasaur squirtle or charmander shes to young for you

[bilingualalmond]

Not to be trollin but she was probs 11

[daydr3amer120]

Dude......WTF was 13 (if so pedophile

[btwurdead]

hahah that sucks bro , subscribed

[lolfunnypunk]

ur fucking hilarious i <3 u lol

[SketerJess]

ma bro is 18 and still orders happy meals he plays with the toy he dont eat the food i do with ma big mac

[iGSteinz]

I watch all of your videos and you're my favorite commentator :D

[blabbermouthnose]

If her age is still on the clock, then she too damn young for cock.

[blaZinthemBudz]

she will be llike a fly on SHIT. HAHAH PISSED MYSELF!

[F249ELITESNIPER]

Is ur real name Peter file???

[jimbq24]

Friday the 13th, birthday

[Xxlepis]

I dont care about the 1st, i care about how MANY 13 year olds you raped.



[Zithorius]

K so I cringed

[OnlyTheAzn]

Oh yeahhhh canadiann FTW

[TraMaCrYpToSiS]

Lol, i think all your videos have to do about sex, but there pretty funny !

[LukeHandle]

"She got IDed and couldn't go to the movie" Hahaha

[SuperOtto111]

kilomiiiittteeers :) :)

[mjavor]

bacon strips.

[JACOBDHERANDSCOOTER]

Hhahahaa i dont like doing that

[Jeoffreh]

If she's young enough to bleed. She's old enough to breed.

[BKsMassive]

@Jeoffreh

If there is grass... play ball!

[ikilledu52]

How many other 13 year olds did you fuck?

[zzJayBoy]

I say this in every one of your commentaries...

I love your intro. i dont even know why, i just fucking love it.

[carapar114]

wow, he had fun

You probly had a big chunk of cheese on your cock HOMEY