Played this game since 2004, ive always been addicted, but now it's not even fun for me. I quit two weeks ago due to getting scammed my Red H'ween Mask (My whole bank, 256k left) by my friend who I knew on for over 5 years. I know the updates are bad, but truthfully I believe that the worst part of this game is the community, my story just shows how bad this game became. I knew that friend forever, since I was 12 years old, we talked on skype daily. I hope you pick me for the 100m.
rsn: PvM Auzi. i dream of being a walrus, i have already cut off my arms and slide around everywhere i go as practice,i want to go to antarctica, the home of all great walruses, my problem is, i do not have enough money to get there, and since i have no arms i cant work, but this giveaway gives me hope, if i win this, i can afford to go to my dream, i hope you find it your heart to let me follow my dream, thanks for reading
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
I deserve 100m cause one day santa came into my dreams and promised me a santa hat, but then a wise old man came and zapped him and took his santa hat. After that day i was set out to kill wise old man. Then the wise old man became santa because he had the beard, from now on santa claus (wise old man) goes into every homes and fucks up everyone
i deserve the 100m because i trust people too much, and i get scammed, lured everything.... well enjoy the joke :D
joke:my friend was riding the bus one day and he realized he had to fart, the music was loud so he timed his farts with the beat, he let out 5 loud ones before he had to get off, when he got up everyone was staring down at him, little did he know he was listening to his ipod..
Rsn:DicerManiac I want money for leveling up my skills and armor. Joke:if girls wth big boobs work at hooters where do girls work with one leg......ihop :)
well wats up bro. i would love the money to get 99 fm and 99 cooking. i really just want to know how to make the money. bro i would be great to get the money.
joke The teacher asked little bob to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.
Little bob replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not bob,"
bob replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants".
I would like to win this competition because A) i would love to go for 92 prayer and not be laughed at by the level 80s that activate turmoil and make fun of me >.>
B) I would like to do this also because then i could further my stats, not forcing me to smelt 20,000 gold ores, or cooking 30,000 tuna.. etc
My joke is probably not funny, but i'll give it a shot.
I went to the Pre-jizzing expo today. The issue was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early.
Reason: I spend alot of time playing and i've played it for years but I'm not a gpmaker xD If I got 500M I'd just PvM cus I love it. Joke: 3 ppl wanted to break records, 1st guy said: I bet I have the smallest arm in the world -he checkd and he have the smallest arm in the world. 2nd guy said: I bet I have the smallest ear in the world - he checkd and he had the smallest ear. 3rd guy said I bet I have the shortest dick in the world -he checked and said: WHOTHEFUCKISJUSTINBIEBER!
Two women started talking in heaven... One asked the other how she got tgere so she said ... I froze to death
Then she asked how did uu.get here?
The woman replyed ... Well i suspected my husband was cheating on me , so i came home early to see of he was , i searched the house and found nothing , but then out of nowere a cealing light fell on my head and die
The other woman replyed : well if tou would of checked the freezer none of us would be here right.now
Well... I think I deserve it (100m/500m) because, I am currently trying to reach 99 Herblore and Farming as they are my favorite skills, (And everyone else wants the money, and HAVE money so..., im kinda jealous :P)
And My joke.. my joke.....is:
You know you have been playing RuneScape for too long when...
Some guy dies and you sit there and wait for his stuff to appear.
or
Your parents call you down for dinner using your character name.
I think you should give it to me because I don't play. My joke to you sir is the linear belief of the evolution versus the non linear theory of Chaos. Gets me every time I think about it.
well, you might remember me....if not its ok......i corped with you i beleive quite a while ago now.....Anyway, why i think it would be good for me to receive 500M is that at the moment i am level 134 with maxed melee, i have less than 10M right now and would love to get my skills up. The thing holding me back at the moment is cash...sadly im barely able to corp anymore even as i am slowly loseing money there(been there for 6 months 4+hrs a day).
I need this 500M becuase when i was 13, i loved playing! My brother's friends, who were 16 and 17, always hacked my account even when i had recovery questions. As i kept getting hacked and hacked i just decided to quit and make a new account. But it sucks majorly and my account that always got hacked was level 105 with over 100M gp and items.
Joke: Your mom is so poor, i threw a rock at a trash can, and she asked, "WHO IS KNOCKING?"
I feel that i deserve 100m of your hard earned money because I bot.Joke:that was the joke, pmods can't bot lol, I would be fired...XD Rsn:350mgfukitol
I deserve the money because I want to make a Santa Claus outfit, I have the shirt and pants already, now I just need the santa hat to complete my outfit :)
I deserve this money because i love runescape and i try really really hard to make money and i just can't make as much as you obviously, i dont know how to make money or i'm just not as good at making money as you.
joke:
Question - What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and its pitch black and you find your television floating through the air?
dear mr divine hero , i deserve this because i really like playing rs and try hard to make a cashpile which always slowly disapears. i also enjoy your vids :)
i think i deserve the money because i allways wanted full bandos, dragon fire shield, dragon claws and awesome armour:D and with your help i'll made that.
awesome joke: Your dog is your best friend... don't believe listen: when you put your wife and you dog in the back of you car for 1 hour. after 1 hour you open the back of you car.... who is really happy to see you....? hahaha
terrable chances i do giveaways weekly and great chances to win check out my current one at /watch?v=we_FqkrXhuo&lc=QI0KmF9AtfgZ3b04EMDATGLfhrzzkL0b3QTUYiRAyj0&feature=inbox
rsn: xltommylx i desurve beacue im poor played runescape my hole life and scmmers ahackers fight me over all the time i do try to make cash it alll fails tho and > here my joke :) your moomaa so fat she got enough chins to get 99 range :O
I deserve this money because I want to be able to create an in-game prostitute smuggling ring, and I need money to buy in-game cocaine and stunt bitches irl with my pixels.
Hey like your vids, i think i deserve it becaus i could finally own a rare item and get some expensive skills like construction or smithing up fast.
Joke: One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can, "This is for ladies!" she screamed. The drunk waved his dick at her and said "So is this!"
Hey man, I think I deserve the money because it could pay for 99prayer on my new main (Pure F2P) as well as some other things I could use.
Joke- During the coldwar, scientists quickly became aware of the fact that a pen would not be able to write in zero-gravity- they then spent Millions of dollars, years of man power and finally came up with a pen that could write in zero gravity, underwater, and on glass- The Russian's used a pencil.
Reason: Would help me get a Zaros outfit I have planned. Would help me get prayer and other non-combat skills up to atleast 60 each. Would help me get better combat equipment.
Joke: You know you been playing rs too much when you attack an old lady, you claim that you are training.
Reasoning : as i say, i'm a helpful player and would use the cash to help people, i've had a few mates recently hacked for over 100M and i feel maybe i should help them out in their situations, out of all fairness to everyone though i believe since i submitted for the 1B video, you don't have to count me on this one :)
Joke : I'll message you cause it's to long to put into a comment :L
So my girlfriend says hey guess what hun! I got this shirt for 20% off, and im like dam thats cheap, I can make it 100% off :) eheh.
I deserve 500m sir because i spent 400m on getting 97 mage, 95 pray, 88 summ, and 89 herb and 70 con so im dead broke. :):), im biwinner, i win hear and i win there "Charlie Sheen" lykabaws
I'm not a beggar but it's in the rules and I want the money haha. I deserve the money because I need some better items for my videos. I always have the same stuff in them and it gets boring.
Joke: How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men. :D
Hey, divine heroo! I am rytur3 or carlath(xxmatukazxx) i Think i deserve some cash for joining your dp a few weeks/months ago and also for being from the same country as you, our beloved norway.
Hvilket fotball lag heier du på? Vålerenga her ;).
Joke: what is green and dangerous?
A frog with a handgranade -.-. Also add me in-game, im not a beggar, just a friend ;).
man , i lost like 40M by a hack , i am level 100 cb now with like 10M 100M would be handy ): and if i had 100M i coud finally get my dream armour and herblore high so PLS give it to me ? :O ):
Im always eager and excited to see what your going to make next , and considering alot of your vids are give away's , your one hell of a generous person :) .. : A Man woke up in hospital and said i cant feel my legs :( , the doctor replied , you have no arms !
I THINK I DESERVE TO WIN THE 1 BIL BECAUSE I HAD MY BANK EMPTIED BY HACKERS. AND ALOT OF PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THE FEELING OF LOGING IN AND FINDING ALL OF YOUR HARDWORK TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU. I HAD 5 YEARS STOLEN FROM MY ACCOUNT AND I WANT THOSE 5 YEARS BACK
I think I deserve this because I still don't have a 99 (even though I almost have 300qp) and I could really use better stuff... (note all skills are 50+)
Joke: Q - Why shouldn't you give a black man a chainsaw?
Joke: A - Because he might get offended by the sound it makes!
I THINK I DESERVE TO WIN THE 1 BIL BECAUSE I HAD MY BANK EMPTIED BY HACKERS. AND ALOT OF PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THE FEELING OF LOGING IN AND FINDING ALL OF YOUR HARDWORK TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU. I HAD 5 YEARS STOLEN FROM MY ACCOUNT AND I WANT THOSE 5 YEARS BACK
I THINK I DESERVE TO WIN THE 1 BIL BECAUSE I HAD MY BANK EMPTIED BY HACKERS. AND ALOT OF PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THE FEELING OF LOGING IN AND FINDING ALL OF YOUR HARDWORK TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU. I HAD 5 YEARS STOLEN FROM MY ACCOUNT AND I WANT THOSE 5 YEARS BACK
I think I deserve it because I am a nice person and always donate to people who claim to be hacked, and now ive been hacked and I would like to get some money back, plz let me get that 500m..
I think i deserve this because i really want bandos and claws and some other stuff but i can't make money
Joke: A woman goes to check up on her unborn baby. The doctor tells her i have some good news and some bad news which one do you want first. The woman replies i want the bad news. The doctor says the bad news is your baby is ginger. The woman replies what is the good news . The doctor then says the good news is she died.
I would love the money because i got hacked (just like everyone else i know) but seriously and it would be nice to get back on my feet again.
Joke: and old man and old women walk into the hospital the doctor says to the old man i need a urine sample, a blood sample, and a feces sample. then old man says What?? and the doctor says I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A BLOOD SAMPLE AND A FECES SAMPLE the old man turns to the old lady and says "give him ur underwear"
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
I deserve the 1billion gp because i want to finnaly get the 99 prayer ive wanting to get since the beginning of rs and the things i wanted to get on my rs wishlist.
Joke: If you found 100pounds who would u give it too? a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, or the easter bunny?
Answer: the dumb blonde because the other 2 don't exist :)
I deserve the money because im down to 1M and i want AT LEAST 99 cooking before summer if i can! (I have no 99`s D:)
Two men are travelling through a jungle, when one gets bit by a poisonous adder.
The man who gets bit is in desperate need of medical help. The other man runs to the nearest village and asks for a doctor. The man explains the dilema and and the doctor tells him to suck out the poison. The man runs back to is injured friend and looks down at his crotch and says "Your gonna die".
your mom is so damn fat so that the only way of taking pictures of her is using google earth
But seriously i havent got any 99 sadly and i lack ways of making money in rs, all my friends are cb lvl 120+ with a bunch of 99's and im the only noob at lvl 91 with no 99s -.- so yeah the money would be a nice boost,
your mom is so damn fat that you use google earth to take pictures of her
but seriouslyl i havent got any 99 and i lack ways of making money in rs, and 100 mil would boost me up in some skills, all my friends are all 120 lvl+ and im the only noob that is lvl 91 :(
i deserve this money cuz im poor :P and the jokes is..... i opened up a restraunt in japan, at first it was abit shakey but after that the customers were flooding in :P soz that is harsh like but yano :),
I deserve the money because i'm poor.. and f2p atm...
A joke..? ... Two tomatoes were going across a road. As they walked over, one of them got drove over. Common, "Catch-up", said the fastest tomato. :D Heh...
i deserve the money because i was keyloggered for about 31m on my main and im not even lieng it just kinda happened if u wanna hear the story add me on rs and ill tell you about it .
Joke is racist sorry if your african american but yeah *Person 1: I got a black guy in my family tree* *Person 2: Oh Really?* *Person 1: Yeah of course, hes still hanging there.*
@xgodswordx I THINK I DESERVE TO WIN THE 1 BIL BECAUSE I HAD MY BANK EMPTIED BY HACKERS. AND ALOT OF PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THE FEELING OF LOGING IN AND FINDING ALL OF YOUR HARDWORK TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU. I HAD 5 YEARS STOLEN FROM MY ACCOUNT AND I WANT THOSE 5 YEARS BACK
personally i dont think you should quit just because you lost 3b in gear, most likel ull come back within the month, also ill but the 100m to really good use, like 70 pray + summoning =), also if u need the 500m dont give it away.
Chuck Norris has counted too infinity twice, i hope you like chuck norris jokes
@xgodswordx Jeg fortjener å vinne fordi jeg er en norsk spiller som har spilt siden 2004 etter at en kollega av meg anbefalte spillet RuneScape 2. Det har vært så mange år med lite prestasjon, med din hjelp og GP jeg vil komme til Himmelen!!
<3
Jeg husker ikke mye norsk LOL jeg bor i UK nå (:
----- Your Mums RuneScape Account is So NOOB... it Tried to DROWN a Fish rather than Catching 0,o
Jeg fortjener å vinne fordi jeg er en norsk spiller som har spilt siden 2004 etter at en kollega av meg anbefalte spillet RuneScape 2. Det har vært så mange år med lite prestasjon, med din hjelp og GP jeg vil komme til Himmelen!!
<3
Jeg husker ikke mye norsk LOL jeg bor i UK nå (:
----- Your Mums RuneScape Account is So NOOB... it Tried to DROWN a Fish rather than Catching 0,o
Hi Chris. I deserve these money because i'm poor and I will use the cash wisely, trust me. I lost my most valuable item a few days ago. It was Bandos Chestplate, and it was basically all I had. I really hope I win these money so I can get going again on Runescape.
Over to the joke, which I don't have many of lol, oh well:
Yo mama so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
halla! mistet nylig 700m+ på 2 accounter, først mistet jeg puren min, som var maxed, da jeg fikk den tilbake var ca 100m borte, samt at den var 5 def. så var det zerkeren sin tur, mistet ca 600m+. har ikke hatt særlig mye flaks på rs i det siste, og har ikke særlig motivasjon til å fortsette, dette ville hjulpet veldig mye!
og over til vitsen!
hvem sin feil er det visst kvinnen blir påkjørt? mannen, han skal ikke kjøre på kjøkkenet!
This idiot is a bot.. He is online atm and he is ignoring me but not blocking me...
So he is not legit.. Guys don't believe this guy and lol? who would walk into the wrong portal? He is lieing so he doesn't have to give the stuff away and one more thing he hasn't even touched this video in months.
I deserve the money because on my main I got hacked and lost around 10m, now on my new account, im training to be a range pure, but I cant afford all the arrows
Username = SallyRangerx
Jokes=Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
I'd like to win because i just got my account back from a hacker and i'm pretty low on cash for a level 118. and btw, i'm truly sorry you lost torva + divine ss + 3a melee + 400m in runes + more stuff =(
Joke: Q: Why are Irish jokes so simplistic? A: So Englishmen can understand them.
He said again no, im praying to god that he will save me, the man said okay and paddled away, the third day he was on his chimney and a helicopter comes and a guy says "grab the rope ill save you" the man still said no, im praying to god that he will save me, the helicopter leaves and the man dies, he went to heaven and asked jesus why he didnt save him and jesus said
"I sent the man.... I sent the boat.. and i sent a helicopter, what more do u want from me"
I am a hardworking runescape player, but the only problem i have ever had was the money, if i had the money i would be wayy better by now, i think i deserve it because i dont bs people.
a joke would be
theres a city with pouring rain, a guy goes door to door and he reaches this mans house and he said come with me ill save you, he said no im praying to god that he will save me
the next day he was on his roof and a boat comes in, the man says come with me come with me ill save you (more)
My name is Frank Natale, I am currently battling stage 4 lung cancer. I think my son deserves this because he really loves this game and I cant just buy himr runescape gold, this would mean so much too him and me. If u want proof I could send u a pic of me and my son if u need proof. PLZ RESPOND , Frank Natale
I wouldn't say anyone really 'deserves' 100m, but you are being kind, and it would pay for turmoil :D And I would huggles you IRL. I would also try to pay you back after I got the turmoil :)
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Rsn: Fly 2h
Played this game since 2004, ive always been addicted, but now it's not even fun for me. I quit two weeks ago due to getting scammed my Red H'ween Mask (My whole bank, 256k left) by my friend who I knew on for over 5 years. I know the updates are bad, but truthfully I believe that the worst part of this game is the community, my story just shows how bad this game became. I knew that friend forever, since I was 12 years old, we talked on skype daily. I hope you pick me for the 100m.
georgemansalsa11 1 month ago
rsn: PvM Auzi. i dream of being a walrus, i have already cut off my arms and slide around everywhere i go as practice,i want to go to antarctica, the home of all great walruses, my problem is, i do not have enough money to get there, and since i have no arms i cant work, but this giveaway gives me hope, if i win this, i can afford to go to my dream, i hope you find it your heart to let me follow my dream, thanks for reading
auzidudeRS 3 months ago
RSN: Farmer ferg
A brain went into a pub and says, "Pint of lager, please."
"Sorry mate, you're already out of your head," the barman replies.
Weecragfergy1 4 months ago in playlist More videos from xgodswordx
Hey guys i will be giving away up to 747m on rs all of tis month just sub to me and pm me your username.
Hardenedjuggernaut 5 months ago
RSN: 15apple
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
Mr15apple 6 months ago 3
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Hey guys, I have a nice firecape service on my channel. If you are interested please check it out.
Great vids Win:D
IFCapeService 6 months ago
i meant to say whenevr she gets in a car
psychosocial94 7 months ago
my joke is: your black mamas afro is soooo big whenever she gets in a care all of the windows look tinted! my username is robbyDarat
psychosocial94 7 months ago
i need this money to hack runescape accounts, take all of the money, and turn them into girls. Then give them back. and so i can buy third age woot!
psychosocial94 7 months ago
RSN: PvM sharkman
Id love this money to finially buy may familuy potatos and carrots
and maybe a chocolate bar for desert lol
but i really would like this money cash i have never seen a 10m cash pile and i played for over 5 years i really love this thank u gl to whoever wins
elitescamming1337 7 months ago
rsn: Dream Mint
I deserver 100m because i want to buy some juice.
..And maybe some skittles.
But i only haz, 1 patatoe.. ;c
iPrigBoy 7 months ago
rsn : trablis
I deserve 100m cause one day santa came into my dreams and promised me a santa hat, but then a wise old man came and zapped him and took his santa hat. After that day i was set out to kill wise old man. Then the wise old man became santa because he had the beard, from now on santa claus (wise old man) goes into every homes and fucks up everyone
pkmadness614 7 months ago
rsn:jojo2298
i deserve 100mil because im poor and need help
jobell55 7 months ago
rsn King Jwil IV
i deserve the 100m because i am broke on runescape and i can not figure out how to make money, ive been lured and everthing
joke:ur moma is so fat she plays pool with the planets
jwil532 7 months ago
rsm: Jpa411
i deserve the 100m because i trust people too much, and i get scammed, lured everything.... well enjoy the joke :D
joke:my friend was riding the bus one day and he realized he had to fart, the music was loud so he timed his farts with the beat, he let out 5 loud ones before he had to get off, when he got up everyone was staring down at him, little did he know he was listening to his ipod..
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thejakeallday 7 months ago
Rsn:DicerManiac I want money for leveling up my skills and armor. Joke:if girls wth big boobs work at hooters where do girls work with one leg......ihop :)
CrazyAznBoi96 7 months ago
well wats up bro. i would love the money to get 99 fm and 99 cooking. i really just want to know how to make the money. bro i would be great to get the money.
joke The teacher asked little bob to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.
Little bob replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not bob,"
bob replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants".
kchukwuka123 7 months ago
Hello this is ahrd on runescape
Joke: what's faster than a speeding bullet?
A Jew with a coupon...
Rsn: ahrd
mguella10 8 months ago
I would like to win this competition because A) i would love to go for 92 prayer and not be laughed at by the level 80s that activate turmoil and make fun of me >.>
B) I would like to do this also because then i could further my stats, not forcing me to smelt 20,000 gold ores, or cooking 30,000 tuna.. etc
My joke is probably not funny, but i'll give it a shot.
I went to the Pre-jizzing expo today. The issue was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early.
TheChrisJoones 8 months ago
I really Wanna Win This Because i would love to win 100m Im pretty poor And trying to get some outfits Good luck to everyone
My joke: You know you're addicted to runescape when your girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate.
Rsn: SkillzorDk
deadlybeast123 8 months ago
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Reason: I spend alot of time playing and i've played it for years but I'm not a gpmaker xD If I got 500M I'd just PvM cus I love it. Joke: 3 ppl wanted to break records, 1st guy said: I bet I have the smallest arm in the world -he checkd and he have the smallest arm in the world. 2nd guy said: I bet I have the smallest ear in the world - he checkd and he had the smallest ear. 3rd guy said I bet I have the shortest dick in the world -he checked and said: WHOTHEFUCKISJUSTINBIEBER!
RSN: lonevol
tahnoobcake 8 months ago
i wanna win cuz i like money and have none
joke:herbalore was made by a pot head(thats the best i got)
Mrrsmvdude 8 months ago
Here's my joke: What did Zezima say after his grandma died?
'wut she drop?'
Phr33Pur3 8 months ago
@Phr33Pur3 lol thats funny azz hell!
psychosocial94 7 months ago
a science joke :D !
2 scientist walk into a bar
one says "ill have h2o please"
the other says "ill have h2o2 please "
the other scientist was found dead
Dolittlefilms 8 months ago
Rsn dannyitz I hope I win idc if I win 100k and btw I liked thAt pk Vic sixxxxxxxyyy
DontMesswithaG 8 months ago
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i dont really deserve it but i like to win :)+i was cleaned but w/e about that
My joke: a chicken says to a person hey do u know how i got pants? the person says yes and the chicken says from ur mom! kill her its 100% drop rate
rsn: ninja_tunais
ninjatunaish 8 months ago
i dont really deserve it but i like to win :)+i was cleaned but w/e about that
My joke: a chicken says to a person hey do u know how i got pants? the person says yes and the chicken says from ur mom! kill her its 100% drop rate
ninjatunaish 8 months ago
hey bro i wanna win cuz i wanted to get 99 cooking it is 92 and i am broke :(
JOKE : zezima goes to the museum and say noob iron armour!!
wish i win rsn : benooobish
mrbokosha 8 months ago
My joke.is....
Two women started talking in heaven... One asked the other how she got tgere so she said ... I froze to death
Then she asked how did uu.get here?
The woman replyed ... Well i suspected my husband was cheating on me , so i came home early to see of he was , i searched the house and found nothing , but then out of nowere a cealing light fell on my head and die
The other woman replyed : well if tou would of checked the freezer none of us would be here right.now
RSN: i pk xrangex
3m0skatiish 8 months ago
Jagex is doing a 6b+ giveaway
/watch?v=HBHnEJenhPs
claw1n1run 9 months ago
I want To win because i really want 99 herblore and wit hyour money i can get it :D
JOKE: I Wanted to kill the Sexiest Man On Earth But I Dint Because I Herd Suicide Was A Crime
naima397 9 months ago
if you give me 500m i will make a video of me eating grass
Scopedx 9 months ago
I think I deserve 50/500m because I am awesome and liked this and subbed to you. My joke is:
You know when you are addicted to RuneScape when...
you ask your mom to lend you her cooking level.
xEL1TEx5N1P3R 9 months ago
Well... I think I deserve it (100m/500m) because, I am currently trying to reach 99 Herblore and Farming as they are my favorite skills, (And everyone else wants the money, and HAVE money so..., im kinda jealous :P)
And My joke.. my joke.....is:
You know you have been playing RuneScape for too long when...
Some guy dies and you sit there and wait for his stuff to appear.
or
Your parents call you down for dinner using your character name.
RSN: ExcessBooger
JerseyBatth 9 months ago
@JerseyBatth nice life
emretje12 9 months ago
Im the best thats reason. And a deer with no eyes no eye deer:D
chaosdestroys 9 months ago
I think you should give it to me because I don't play. My joke to you sir is the linear belief of the evolution versus the non linear theory of Chaos. Gets me every time I think about it.
kelsorocs3 9 months ago
well, you might remember me....if not its ok......i corped with you i beleive quite a while ago now.....Anyway, why i think it would be good for me to receive 500M is that at the moment i am level 134 with maxed melee, i have less than 10M right now and would love to get my skills up. The thing holding me back at the moment is cash...sadly im barely able to corp anymore even as i am slowly loseing money there(been there for 6 months 4+hrs a day).
Runescape Display Name:Me down you
medownyou 9 months ago
I'M HERE TO WATCH PAWN STARS AND WIN SOME FREE STUFF.
AND PAWN STARS ISN'T EVEN ON.
RSN : B00meranged
texasrattlesnake103 10 months ago
I need this 500M becuase when i was 13, i loved playing! My brother's friends, who were 16 and 17, always hacked my account even when i had recovery questions. As i kept getting hacked and hacked i just decided to quit and make a new account. But it sucks majorly and my account that always got hacked was level 105 with over 100M gp and items.
Joke: Your mom is so poor, i threw a rock at a trash can, and she asked, "WHO IS KNOCKING?"
HomesDawg 10 months ago
i need some cash cuz i got hacked 1 week ago and im not good at making money and i can play like 1-2 hours a day RSN: yurjustxp4me
joke: yo mamma is so fat that she needs a group teleport to telly somewhere else
skittlesquad1 10 months ago
i feel that i need cash because i got hacked 2 weeks back and not able to work on cash because i haven't been on because of what happened
joke: your moma is so fat when she fell down the stairs everyone though eastenders was:)
RSN: IIVVIIilfs
cya divine if i do get the cash:)
Iammryan 10 months ago
amazing divine heroo is the best
Iammryan 10 months ago
I feel that i deserve 100m of your hard earned money because I bot.Joke:that was the joke, pmods can't bot lol, I would be fired...XD Rsn:350mgfukitol
TheAntonioVincent 10 months ago
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1. Done long time ago ;)
2.Done
3.Cause i fail at rs and if i win i will love you forever !
Every night before Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Divine Heroo :D
RSN: Nookumdip
slaayyer 10 months ago
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1. Done long time ago ;)
2.Done
3.Cause i fail at rs and if i win i will love you forever !
Every night before Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Divine Heroo :D
slaayyer 10 months ago
Hi,
I deserve the money because I want to make a Santa Claus outfit, I have the shirt and pants already, now I just need the santa hat to complete my outfit :)
1) subscibe - Done
2) Like and favorite - Done
Joke: How do you get pikachu on a bus?
answer: Poke 'm on! :)
Rs name: Kerstkaas
I Hope I win :D
kerstkaas 10 months ago
I deserve this money because i love runescape and i try really really hard to make money and i just can't make as much as you obviously, i dont know how to make money or i'm just not as good at making money as you.
joke:
Question - What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and its pitch black and you find your television floating through the air?
answer: DROP IT NIGGA!!
oJmOnEyZzo 10 months ago
dear mr divine hero , i deserve this because i really like playing rs and try hard to make a cashpile which always slowly disapears. i also enjoy your vids :)
runescape user :: red tubbe
joke:: who actuly killed jesus ? - CHUCK NORRIS!
TheRiizL 10 months ago
i think i deserve the money because i allways wanted full bandos, dragon fire shield, dragon claws and awesome armour:D and with your help i'll made that.
awesome joke: Your dog is your best friend... don't believe listen: when you put your wife and you dog in the back of you car for 1 hour. after 1 hour you open the back of you car.... who is really happy to see you....? hahaha
RSN: xl3k1ll3rx (l = L)
Metsio12 10 months ago
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MrMw2isfun 10 months ago
I'll deserve this, because I've had a turmoil pure project for a while.
This would cover the expanses of getting 95 prayer and give me enough supplies to pk.
Joke: If you have played WoW you get it.
Warrior, Rogue and Hunter are in a bar.
They all order drinks.
Hunter grabs all of the drinks, drinks them all at once and yells "MULTI SHOT!"
iUndeadPker 10 months ago
rsn: xltommylx i desurve beacue im poor played runescape my hole life and scmmers ahackers fight me over all the time i do try to make cash it alll fails tho and > here my joke :) your moomaa so fat she got enough chins to get 99 range :O
xltommylx 10 months ago
I deserve this money because I want to be able to create an in-game prostitute smuggling ring, and I need money to buy in-game cocaine and stunt bitches irl with my pixels.
What do you call a gay guy on a bike?
Roll-aids.
RSN=I came L0L0L<----(those are zeroes)
skater4nater 10 months ago
I deserve this because I deserve 100M and there are people in need like me, who also loves giving to poeple
Once there was a chicken it crossed the road and realized that it went out for a cookie and stupidly got hit by a fat pig
SlayerofProz 11 months ago
I deserve this because random people get randoms +awesome things, and the chicken crossed the road to get this cookie.
RSN: Slayerofproz
SlayerofProz 11 months ago
I deserve 500M because your awesome and as usual I need it. Plus The chicken crossed the road to get a cookie :)
Rsn: Slayerofproz
SlayerofProz 11 months ago
well i deserve cuz i am awesome also i got scammed all my stuff not a big deal and i subscribed and i like ur hardstyle remix
marcel2467 11 months ago
Rsn: Imakehist0ry
Hey like your vids, i think i deserve it becaus i could finally own a rare item and get some expensive skills like construction or smithing up fast.
Joke: One night a man was getting very drunk in a pub. He staggered back to take a piss, whipping his prick out as he went in the door. However, he had wandered into the ladies room by mistake, surprising a woman sitting on the can, "This is for ladies!" she screamed. The drunk waved his dick at her and said "So is this!"
MrP00wnage 11 months ago
RSN: Azura-Skyy
Hey man, I think I deserve the money because it could pay for 99prayer on my new main (Pure F2P) as well as some other things I could use.
Joke- During the coldwar, scientists quickly became aware of the fact that a pen would not be able to write in zero-gravity- they then spent Millions of dollars, years of man power and finally came up with a pen that could write in zero gravity, underwater, and on glass- The Russian's used a pencil.
AzuraSkyy 11 months ago
rs name: sir wenzel1
I should win the money because if somebody else win, chuck norris will come and go "onragemode".
snakefuss 11 months ago
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snakefuss 11 months ago
yo mommas so fat, she got enough chins for 99 range, don't want your money i got mroe than you :)
0ne2thr33 11 months ago
RSN: KAZAN Zaros
Reason: Would help me get a Zaros outfit I have planned. Would help me get prayer and other non-combat skills up to atleast 60 each. Would help me get better combat equipment.
Joke: You know you been playing rs too much when you attack an old lady, you claim that you are training.
ZarosNumber1 11 months ago
RSN: Swift sam
Reasoning : as i say, i'm a helpful player and would use the cash to help people, i've had a few mates recently hacked for over 100M and i feel maybe i should help them out in their situations, out of all fairness to everyone though i believe since i submitted for the 1B video, you don't have to count me on this one :)
Joke : I'll message you cause it's to long to put into a comment :L
Iapology 11 months ago
RSN:ii mad 2h ii
I deserve it cause i rule!
AmazingNAmbitious 11 months ago
rs: idropthongz
i deserve it because i honestly got hacked 90m on friday by a keylogger and have nothing now...
joke: your mom is like a lumbridge teleport, i can use her for free every 30 minutes :) haha
TheFaffer 11 months ago
And well I deserve to win because I will be able to start working on getting 99 magic and herblore...and not be shamed in pvp.
KTA155 11 months ago
Rsn: warboy914
Joke:
Bend over and touch the ground and spell "run"...
KTA155 11 months ago
I should win because I will give you my girlfriend and i promise you, she can sweep, mop and is sexy. That is why I should win 500m.
PS: (Don't tell anyone) Me and my friend were masturbating over some hardcore dinosaur porn but my mothersarus...
DrTixaR 11 months ago
I should win this 500m because steve Irwin wants me to
LiLxMaNxMiKeY 11 months ago
So my girlfriend says hey guess what hun! I got this shirt for 20% off, and im like dam thats cheap, I can make it 100% off :) eheh.
I deserve 500m sir because i spent 400m on getting 97 mage, 95 pray, 88 summ, and 89 herb and 70 con so im dead broke. :):), im biwinner, i win hear and i win there "Charlie Sheen" lykabaws
theskittlo 11 months ago
I'm not a beggar but it's in the rules and I want the money haha. I deserve the money because I need some better items for my videos. I always have the same stuff in them and it gets boring.
Joke: How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men. :D
rsvideos359 11 months ago
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RSN: promagnetism--
joke. a boldine and a browett is walking and the brownett says. the forest is so nice!.
the blode says, umm i cant see the forst because the trees are in the way! haha
i suck at english and i want to win the money cuz im realy poor and never had over 5m on runescape!!. gl to me<! Norway FTW
RexzoKill 11 months ago
RSN: promagnetism--
joke. a boldine and a browett is walking and the brownett says. the forest is so nice!.
the blode says, umm i cant see the forst because the trees are in the way! haha
i suck at english and i want to win the money cuz im realy poor and never had over 5m on runescape!!. gl to me<!
RexzoKill 11 months ago
RSN: Ryan Wiliamz. I deserve to win because Im broke. Now for a joke, slightly racist. The NBA is just the new form of the Atlantic Slave Trade.
DaBub0wnz 11 months ago
RSN:ii mad 2h ii
!>.<! <---thats why i deserve it!
AmazingNAmbitious 11 months ago
Hey, divine heroo! I am rytur3 or carlath(xxmatukazxx) i Think i deserve some cash for joining your dp a few weeks/months ago and also for being from the same country as you, our beloved norway.
Hvilket fotball lag heier du på? Vålerenga her ;).
Joke: what is green and dangerous?
A frog with a handgranade -.-. Also add me in-game, im not a beggar, just a friend ;).
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amircarter2 11 months ago
man , i lost like 40M by a hack , i am level 100 cb now with like 10M 100M would be handy ): and if i had 100M i coud finally get my dream armour and herblore high so PLS give it to me ? :O ):
MrCedric58624 11 months ago
man , i lost like 40M by a hack , i am level 10 cb now with like 10M 100M would me handy ):
MrCedric58624 11 months ago
Im always eager and excited to see what your going to make next , and considering alot of your vids are give away's , your one hell of a generous person :) .. : A Man woke up in hospital and said i cant feel my legs :( , the doctor replied , you have no arms !
xTalented80 11 months ago
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I THINK I DESERVE TO WIN THE 1 BIL BECAUSE I HAD MY BANK EMPTIED BY HACKERS. AND ALOT OF PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THE FEELING OF LOGING IN AND FINDING ALL OF YOUR HARDWORK TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU. I HAD 5 YEARS STOLEN FROM MY ACCOUNT AND I WANT THOSE 5 YEARS BACK
RSN: RYOZIYA
Windra3000 11 months ago
RSN: Miko Nico
I think I deserve this because I still don't have a 99 (even though I almost have 300qp) and I could really use better stuff... (note all skills are 50+)
Joke: Q - Why shouldn't you give a black man a chainsaw?
Joke: A - Because he might get offended by the sound it makes!
Joke: VROOM-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA, VROOM-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA!
AimlessDorks 11 months ago
I'm gonna win with this comment -Rsn : iDove
TOENAIL
iDozeRS 11 months ago
Nice giveaway btw GL to everyone, I think i deserve it cause my name says it all. :D
RSN:ii mad 2h ii
AmazingNAmbitious 11 months ago
i think i deserve this cause i deserve it xdddddddddddddddddddd
joke: go watch my fail vids xddddddd
iRSftw 11 months ago
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I THINK I DESERVE TO WIN THE 1 BIL BECAUSE I HAD MY BANK EMPTIED BY HACKERS. AND ALOT OF PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THE FEELING OF LOGING IN AND FINDING ALL OF YOUR HARDWORK TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU. I HAD 5 YEARS STOLEN FROM MY ACCOUNT AND I WANT THOSE 5 YEARS BACK
RSN: RYOZIYA
Windra3000 11 months ago
I THINK I DESERVE TO WIN THE 1 BIL BECAUSE I HAD MY BANK EMPTIED BY HACKERS. AND ALOT OF PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THE FEELING OF LOGING IN AND FINDING ALL OF YOUR HARDWORK TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU. I HAD 5 YEARS STOLEN FROM MY ACCOUNT AND I WANT THOSE 5 YEARS BACK
RSN: RYOZIYA
Windra3000 11 months ago
I think I deserve it because I am a nice person and always donate to people who claim to be hacked, and now ive been hacked and I would like to get some money back, plz let me get that 500m..
- L O Y A iL
iPrigBoy 11 months ago
hey i no y no me so heres the joke-why is a noob advertising sites of rsgp and shit:answer because theyr gonna give him 520 coins XD
atlantis151 11 months ago
@atlantis151 what plays runescape and isn't funny, YOU! ......
skaterjimjam 11 months ago
Rs name : Markismyslag
I think i deserve this because i really want bandos and claws and some other stuff but i can't make money
Joke: A woman goes to check up on her unborn baby. The doctor tells her i have some good news and some bad news which one do you want first. The woman replies i want the bad news. The doctor says the bad news is your baby is ginger. The woman replies what is the good news . The doctor then says the good news is she died.
lolmaster2mil 11 months ago
RS name: sham wow0 i liked it and stuff and subbed
I think i deserve 100m because i am awsome and nice n hot and i got hacked and i lvl 8 now :P but yes. thanks dawg
knock knock
whos there?
owlsgo
owlsgo who?
owls do go hoo hahahahah!!#$#!@#
antman19970 11 months ago
RSN: Marve
I would love the money because i got hacked (just like everyone else i know) but seriously and it would be nice to get back on my feet again.
Joke: and old man and old women walk into the hospital the doctor says to the old man i need a urine sample, a blood sample, and a feces sample. then old man says What?? and the doctor says I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A BLOOD SAMPLE AND A FECES SAMPLE the old man turns to the old lady and says "give him ur underwear"
Ps. I help the elderly :)
callawaygolfer95 11 months ago
Rsn- TrumpMeHaha
I got 2 jokes one is- Your Life. jk ;)
other 1 is--- why cant a asain couple have a white baby?
Because to wongs dont make a white ;)
zhanger101 11 months ago
smoking baby jesus
-xx mr sxc xx
TheBeanyBoy 11 months ago
DancingTwinz
herny400 11 months ago
Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
i think i desirve the cash because ur awesome.
omg1hit1ko 11 months ago
I deserve the 1billion gp because i want to finnaly get the 99 prayer ive wanting to get since the beginning of rs and the things i wanted to get on my rs wishlist.
Joke: If you found 100pounds who would u give it too? a smart blonde, a dumb blonde, or the easter bunny?
Answer: the dumb blonde because the other 2 don't exist :)
hope u enjoyed it :)
Raz0rDragon 11 months ago
I deserve the money because im down to 1M and i want AT LEAST 99 cooking before summer if i can! (I have no 99`s D:)
Two men are travelling through a jungle, when one gets bit by a poisonous adder.
The man who gets bit is in desperate need of medical help. The other man runs to the nearest village and asks for a doctor. The man explains the dilema and and the doctor tells him to suck out the poison. The man runs back to is injured friend and looks down at his crotch and says "Your gonna die".
DreamAway55 11 months ago
I deserve these Coz i am fuckin poor, and for people stop calling me noob :D <3 Joke:Your mom is so fat that she sells shade on the beach
Gikkitus 11 months ago
I deserve the money because I need turmoil and other skills.
joke part:Your mother is so stupid she falls over a cordless phone
BennyThePker 11 months ago
I deserve the money because 500m fucking KICKS ass. :)
Joke: How do you know your at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit!
blitzarium 11 months ago
Oke, so, i DON'T DESERVE anything, it's yours :D
But i would like to buy a Dfs because my RSN: Dfs and a Dfs would be amazing for Dfs because that is my RS Name :D
CorruptPiety 11 months ago
@CorruptPiety indeed that would be kinda awsome :l
entoxicado666 11 months ago
your mom is so damn fat so that the only way of taking pictures of her is using google earth
But seriously i havent got any 99 sadly and i lack ways of making money in rs, all my friends are cb lvl 120+ with a bunch of 99's and im the only noob at lvl 91 with no 99s -.- so yeah the money would be a nice boost,
gl everyone
entoxicado666 11 months ago 2
@entoxicado666 btw my rsn is broculos :x
entoxicado666 11 months ago
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your mom is so damn fat that you use google earth to take pictures of her
but seriouslyl i havent got any 99 and i lack ways of making money in rs, and 100 mil would boost me up in some skills, all my friends are all 120 lvl+ and im the only noob that is lvl 91 :(
Thanks, Broculos
entoxicado666 11 months ago
i deserve to win so i can get bettter pk stats and make my pk videos better.
JOKE!!!!!!! "Doctor, won't you please kiss me?" asks the patient.
"No. You're a very beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics," replies the doctor.
"Please, just one kiss," she pleads.
"Sorry," says the doctor. "It's totally out of the question. I shouldn't even be fucking you."
RossythGames 11 months ago
Well I've never one anything, might aswell try this. Gf on 10k subs, I'm only at 1.5k :(.
About that joke....
Question: Why were there only 10,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Answer: There was only one car.
Don't mean to be offensive everybody, gl on the win!
TheSubberBoy 11 months ago
i deserve the money bc i want a ags and i suck at making money
a good joke is i dont know jokes :o
kayyyyyy94 11 months ago
i deserve this money cuz im poor :P and the jokes is..... i opened up a restraunt in japan, at first it was abit shakey but after that the customers were flooding in :P soz that is harsh like but yano :),
111knoxy 11 months ago
I deserve some cash because I : #1 subscribed to you. #2 liked this video. #3 favorited this video. :D
Yo mama so fat, when god said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" He also told your mom to move.
ChineseGuaiLou 11 months ago
gimme gimme gimme...
no,seriously,i got hacked :(
so gimme yo 1/2 bill!
or i will use the power,
of religion!!!
laurensmartijnsmit 11 months ago
I deserve the money because i'm poor.. and f2p atm...
A joke..? ... Two tomatoes were going across a road. As they walked over, one of them got drove over. Common, "Catch-up", said the fastest tomato. :D Heh...
gnisten6 11 months ago
i deserve the money because i was keyloggered for about 31m on my main and im not even lieng it just kinda happened if u wanna hear the story add me on rs and ill tell you about it .
Joke is racist sorry if your african american but yeah *Person 1: I got a black guy in my family tree* *Person 2: Oh Really?* *Person 1: Yeah of course, hes still hanging there.*
RSN: Mushys Runer
drewsthadude 11 months ago
EVERYBODY. Tennysonranger is lying. He has his own post in the comments below. He is trying to get you to not apply. Still apply!
KweliDk 11 months ago
RSN: Vlaid
subbing for money pl0x! <- thats my joke and also why i deserve the gp.
Vllaid 11 months ago
i deserve it cause i'm not gonna make an excuse i could use the cash to actually enjoy this game again,,,,,,,
killer21200 11 months ago
Reason: well i a high level and i dont have money. the most vauble thing i have is an abby whip i just dont wanna lagg behind my friends.
Joke:BLONDE: What dose 'IDK' mean?
BRUNNETE: I Don't Know.
BLONDE: Oh my gosh! NOBODY KNOWS!
fman172 11 months ago
i deserve the money because im verry poor in Runescape. I just got scammed of 15m cash:(
ehm, a joke:You try to enter your password on the microwave.
Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.
Runescape Name: NORWAY L0L
IMNORWAYLOLINRUNESCA 11 months ago
Join my clan chat [Divine Heroo]
xgodswordx 11 months ago
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@xgodswordx I THINK I DESERVE TO WIN THE 1 BIL BECAUSE I HAD MY BANK EMPTIED BY HACKERS. AND ALOT OF PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO THE FEELING OF LOGING IN AND FINDING ALL OF YOUR HARDWORK TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU. I HAD 5 YEARS STOLEN FROM MY ACCOUNT AND I WANT THOSE 5 YEARS BACK
RSN: RYOZIYA
Windra3000 11 months ago
RSN: Tasted Pain
personally i dont think you should quit just because you lost 3b in gear, most likel ull come back within the month, also ill but the 100m to really good use, like 70 pray + summoning =), also if u need the 500m dont give it away.
Chuck Norris has counted too infinity twice, i hope you like chuck norris jokes
TehBeckman 11 months ago
fake and gay
RSEarner 11 months ago
@RSEarner its not fake..
IMNORWAYLOLINRUNESCA 11 months ago
@IMNORWAYLOLINRUNESCA proof?
RSEarner 11 months ago
fr00b
Jmarley912 11 months ago
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@xgodswordx Jeg fortjener å vinne fordi jeg er en norsk spiller som har spilt siden 2004 etter at en kollega av meg anbefalte spillet RuneScape 2. Det har vært så mange år med lite prestasjon, med din hjelp og GP jeg vil komme til Himmelen!!
<3
Jeg husker ikke mye norsk LOL jeg bor i UK nå (:
----- Your Mums RuneScape Account is So NOOB... it Tried to DROWN a Fish rather than Catching 0,o
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Adenz - RSN. Like if Your From Norway! <33
AdenBoii 11 months ago
Jeg fortjener å vinne fordi jeg er en norsk spiller som har spilt siden 2004 etter at en kollega av meg anbefalte spillet RuneScape 2. Det har vært så mange år med lite prestasjon, med din hjelp og GP jeg vil komme til Himmelen!!
<3
Jeg husker ikke mye norsk LOL jeg bor i UK nå (:
----- Your Mums RuneScape Account is So NOOB... it Tried to DROWN a Fish rather than Catching 0,o
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Adenz - RSN. Like if Your From Norway! <33
AdenBoii 11 months ago
well
this was what my little brother said when i told him to get a life.
where could i buy one?
BrightHax 11 months ago
RSN: Uncle Jin
Joke: What did Kim Jong Il say to the Arsonist?
Answer: "FIRE!"
Jh5kRadio 11 months ago
I've been a fan for a while and I have really been enjoying your vids and telling a bunch of my friends about them!
RSN: Squeakylotz
Joke (sorry if it's bad haha): If 2 wrongs do not make a right, what do two rights make?
Answer (read it backwards lol): a enalp (thgirW srehtorB)
DarkerProductions 11 months ago
Dude i saw your reaction dont give the 500m away if you dont got anything
just keep playing and make some more cash
but if your 100% ur going to quit could i have some cash i got ured in the red portal either.. and lost mine 40m im broke now..
yunusmocro 11 months ago
Hi Chris. I deserve these money because i'm poor and I will use the cash wisely, trust me. I lost my most valuable item a few days ago. It was Bandos Chestplate, and it was basically all I had. I really hope I win these money so I can get going again on Runescape.
Over to the joke, which I don't have many of lol, oh well:
Yo mama so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
BandaDK.
BandaDK 11 months ago
@BandaDK
NEW JOKE: Yo mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
BandaDK 11 months ago
halla! mistet nylig 700m+ på 2 accounter, først mistet jeg puren min, som var maxed, da jeg fikk den tilbake var ca 100m borte, samt at den var 5 def. så var det zerkeren sin tur, mistet ca 600m+. har ikke hatt særlig mye flaks på rs i det siste, og har ikke særlig motivasjon til å fortsette, dette ville hjulpet veldig mye!
og over til vitsen!
hvem sin feil er det visst kvinnen blir påkjørt? mannen, han skal ikke kjøre på kjøkkenet!
Skal du høre en vits til? kvinnerettigheter :)
RSN: Baluba
itsmethedead 11 months ago
This idiot is a bot.. He is online atm and he is ignoring me but not blocking me...
So he is not legit.. Guys don't believe this guy and lol? who would walk into the wrong portal? He is lieing so he doesn't have to give the stuff away and one more thing he hasn't even touched this video in months.
4lyfcwalk 11 months ago
I deserve the money because on my main I got hacked and lost around 10m, now on my new account, im training to be a range pure, but I cant afford all the arrows
Username = SallyRangerx
Jokes=Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
TheFireCharizard 11 months ago
i deserve the money coz im very poooorr and i can use it on skills
username: Anti jejemon
jokes:
Yo Mamma is so poor.
that she uses a fork to eat cereal to save milk.
chuck norris
chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table,because the only element he understood was the element of surprise.
elleco07 11 months ago
lmao grats on your 3b loss from your own stupidity :trollface:
xaylus 11 months ago
unsubbing and unfaving D:
xephonian 11 months ago
Rsn: Jimminyb
I'd like to win because i just got my account back from a hacker and i'm pretty low on cash for a level 118. and btw, i'm truly sorry you lost torva + divine ss + 3a melee + 400m in runes + more stuff =(
Joke: Q: Why are Irish jokes so simplistic? A: So Englishmen can understand them.
vsn1pezv 11 months ago
RSN: Truthrazors.
Why: Well, the video i made is featured on my channal. explains alot.
Joke: womens rights.
TruthRaZors 11 months ago
RSN: truthrazors.
why i should get it? well my video thats featured on my channal will explain it.
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TruthRaZors 11 months ago
He said again no, im praying to god that he will save me, the man said okay and paddled away, the third day he was on his chimney and a helicopter comes and a guy says "grab the rope ill save you" the man still said no, im praying to god that he will save me, the helicopter leaves and the man dies, he went to heaven and asked jesus why he didnt save him and jesus said
"I sent the man.... I sent the boat.. and i sent a helicopter, what more do u want from me"
styranitar1314 11 months ago
I am a hardworking runescape player, but the only problem i have ever had was the money, if i had the money i would be wayy better by now, i think i deserve it because i dont bs people.
a joke would be
theres a city with pouring rain, a guy goes door to door and he reaches this mans house and he said come with me ill save you, he said no im praying to god that he will save me
the next day he was on his roof and a boat comes in, the man says come with me come with me ill save you (more)
styranitar1314 11 months ago
RSN : Gosu1337
I just got my account back a few days ago ( was hacked)
I was left with around 5mil, which isn't so bad, but still...yea i want more money who doesnt?
Joke....hm..I dont wanna say a racist joke..but i got soo many D=
What do u call a drive-by in Chinatown?
Cap-A-Chino
xlilvi3tkidx 11 months ago
I deserve it because lost alot of money and I want claws back :c.
I have an amazing sex appeal.
daqfanq 11 months ago
Uhm. Yeah HI:3 So i really want this money, basically for 99 crafting, or helping my friend get 99 herb:D would really appreciate if i won:)
Joke: Why do Leprehauns laugh when they run on a feild?
A: The grass tickles their balls :D
Hoppeit 11 months ago
I needa win. i lost my bank (d claws) and yea.
Whats long black and stinks?
-The line at KFC
im jk. im not racist
shmellytaco 11 months ago
this guy sucks hes been lieing to get us all top sub to him l0l
sandyxsmiles 11 months ago
Making people ur bitch for 500m, only in RuneScape 3.0 ;)
JitkazHD 11 months ago
My name is Frank Natale, I am currently battling stage 4 lung cancer. I think my son deserves this because he really loves this game and I cant just buy himr runescape gold, this would mean so much too him and me. If u want proof I could send u a pic of me and my son if u need proof. PLZ RESPOND , Frank Natale
Joke: Whats faster than a blk guy with a tv?
His son with the VCR
critterNatale 11 months ago
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critterNatale 11 months ago
@xgodswordx :( everyone wants u not to quit
JackoxelMAtrixo007 11 months ago
rsn:friemaycrie
okay i got a new joke, so 2 guys walk into a bar, there okay but the bar suffered some damage
friemaycrie 11 months ago
@friemaycrie hey frie its me jajato :)
JackoxelMAtrixo007 11 months ago
Rsn: 1ep vs pvp
I deserve 100m because i am not a fanboy nor am i commenting that i got hacked.
TheEpicfate2 11 months ago
Rsn: FoxA
I wouldn't say anyone really 'deserves' 100m, but you are being kind, and it would pay for turmoil :D And I would huggles you IRL. I would also try to pay you back after I got the turmoil :)
You probs aren't in the mood for jokes buuuut:
What do politicians and fanboys have in common?
A: They can both win, but still be retarded.
Hope you don't quit man =/
XpertGuides 11 months ago
@XpertGuides hey its me jajato :D
JackoxelMAtrixo007 11 months ago