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  • Hey leave hive alone

  • enjoy it fatty?

  • Everytime an Australian man sings, all I can think about is Midnight Oil

  • yumo hahaha Australian hahahaha yumo ... really haahaha

  • no offence, you season your meat after you baked it at mcdonalds

  • this looks awesome, im not sure wheather to try this or a Mcrib

  • krabby patty

  • I'd like to report to everyone that I just made these, and I have to say that the recipe is 100% real! The best part tho is, now I can get a quarter pounder at a quarter of a price ;)

  • Quarter Pounders are rippoffs..

  • yumo lol

  • Hes clearly australian

  • This makes my mouth water so much :3

  • Foodgasm

  • @MrILikeBaboons Stop trolling mate..

  • 1:13 his hands look fat

  • Little tip:

    bake meat one side - flip it over

    bake other side - flip it over again

    put the cheese on top of the burger you just flipped (so its still hot)

    put the burger with cheese on top on the other slice of cheese

    In this case the cheese will melt much quicker, rather than eating a warm burger between two cold slices of cheese.

  • This is better than porn

  • You can tell from the size of the guy that it's not a health food.

  • Cracking up at the stupid theme song.

  • Thank you for all receipts, I really had use of them!

  • you must of worked at mcdonalds or something because that meat looks exacly like 4:1 patty and you put the sauce in the same pattern! lol

  • has anyone else notice that in each video he gets a lil fatter in each one

  • are you greek?

  • WHY ARE HIS HANDS FAT? WHAT COUNTRY IS HE FROM? IM A FUCKEN IDIOT!

  • @eclipsez0r I'm pretty sure he's from New Zealand.

  • i came

  • You've got some real talent there! It looked way better the Mcdonalds quarter pounder.

  • fuck you fat ass

  • I love that the "nom" factor is out of control! Way to go Nicko!!

  • Theres a difference between this and one from mcdonalds. Nicko's actually has a quater of a pound of meat :O

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  • it's wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fuckin england!

  • @nahuelaquino97 his from australia?

  • I like his chubby hands!

  • i wonder if he still has some of the the food he makes left over or do he eat it all

  • That`s why you are fat!

  • i like how he says tomato

  • At McDonald's they make all the burgers upside down, so you would make this by using the top of the bun!

  • wheres mayo?

  • why doesnt anyone mention his fat hands, and the fact he isnt american. only american are fat, i guess.

  • Cheddar?????????????????

  • "Ya know what they call a, a quarter pounder with cheese in Europe? They call it a, a 'Royale wit' cheese'"

    -Vincent Vega

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  • Where is sallad ma boy

  • original mc doanlds quarter pounders has way less mustard, the buns are toasted much more

    and has two slices of cheese on top of the beef

  • Lol can u make krabby patties from spongebob :P like If u want him to make them

  • dude one recommendation, its all good and well that you can cook and we would like to know that you appreciate the food you make but we dont want to hear you chewing the food through a microphone, we would rather just see you take a bite and know that your satisfied with a facial expression, other than that i am definitely making my burger like this from know on,

    P.S do an interpretation of KFC oh yh lol

  • can't be the same

  • quarter pounder are burger

  • i just made two now...what can i say... just wow! thanks there unbelieveable! tastes just like the real thing! i stongly urge people to try it! you wont regret it!

  • you made it upside down!! the sauce and onion goes on top!!!

  • @saladfingerz2 i just wanted to post a comment about that

    XD it was a litttle confusing when i saw this video

  • foodgasm!!!

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  • its wont taste like a mcdonalds burger because it doesnt have preservatives, wasnt frozen for 6 months prior,wasnt cold when you ate it, and it wasnt microwaved 10 minutes before they gave it to you cuz they cooked it 5 hours ago, we all know mcdonalds food tastes like shit. 90% of the time. its either old, cold, salty, or half of it is in a paper bag. the only reason i would go to mcdonalds is for a few cheap burgers, but then again, about 10 other fast food chains still did that better.

  • @NeoNinja1337

    Where I'm from people usually eat big macs and cheeseburgers, so they have most of the time only this ready to serve and they get cold. Royals (quarterpounders) are almost never ready and when I order them they have to make them so I eat them always hot and fresh.

  • You are doing it wrong you need to start dressing on the tops, u have way to much mosterd

  • no wonder it tastes @ssbackwards, the condiments go on the top ya ninny.

  • 4:47 I thought he was going to say "so much swag" oO D:

  • what a surprise you did it better than mcdonalds whooo :O

  • the last minute or so of this video was like some sort of weird porno.

  • you speak english in what.......

  • guy is getting a orgasm from his quarter pounder lowl

  • @kattekind1 hahahahahaha ur right xD :p

  • @kattekind1 this is food porn, and he is a pornstar

  • @kattekind1 he gets it in every vid lol

  • can you not use heinz because it has spirit vinegar here in uk and im not allowed alcohol

  • @yousefnoori wtf man its ketchup 

  • @yousefnoori Although you were joking I quess: Vinegar is made from ethanol (commonly known as alcohol) by fermentation, it in it self isn't alcohol it's basically acid water mixture (Acetic acid to be exact)!

  • NO YOUTUBE I DONT WANT TO FUCKING GO TO NEVADA WTF

  • :()) that looks awesomeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • I have to put it out here... When you eat the food it sounds like a orgasm.

  • to much mustard and allso it dressed on the top (crown)

  • The Theme song is so bad its good :D

  • is it me or is a quarter pounder bun,sauce,cheese,meat,cheese,m­eat,bun

  • WAY TOO MUCH FAT

    ON YOUR FACE

  • @lickmetender I HAVE MORE

    ON MY DICK

  • i had a request if u cud tell how to mak ea black pepper sauce ,its very famous in resturants ,tq

  • i want melted cheese!

  • Can you make a Chili dogs recipe

  • This guy is so fat, his eyes are popping out and he looks asian

  • You look WAY OVERWEIGHT for this shit

  • omg...food porn O.O

  • Royale w/cheese

  • you know its called a quarter pounder because its a quarter of a pound of meat you didn't weigh it

  • you put too much mustard..! :/

  • The orgasm noises at the end of every video keep me coming back (Just kidding)

  • he really enjoy his food hahaha

  • what if you don't like beef, can you use lamb?

  • @yousefnoori what if you don't like beef, can you use salt ?

  • @66Deaf salt is not meat at all its vegetarian(no meat used) and its something like little tomato seeds smaller than that make things salty.

  • @yousefnoori hehe :D .. ok thanks xD

  • reason it looks different is because you used real beef

  • i like the other intro where its like fast XD

  • I work at mcds....the condiments go on the top bun not the bottom...and no the condiments dont run off the bun go to mcds and you'll see

  • @ddddddddhdhdhdh You must work close to corporate HQ or something then... cuz every micky d's i've ever been to has shit flying all over the place in the box.

  • what's the name of the song at 0:25 to 0:31?

  • it will NEVER NEVER taste like McDonald's burger!

  • @BeeBooO1 You're right! It will always taste BETTER xD

  • pause at 00:00

  • thumbs up if you heard the top comments from the movie Pulp Fiction!

  • I'm high :(( fuck

  • mmmmmmmm no im watching this because im eating a big juicy burger right now. feel bad for all your guys[; *takes a another bite*

  • Nicko, thanx for all your videos, im a highschool wrestler and im loving these vids and cant wait till after wrestling to use them :)

  • Eddie Murphy's mum used to make the fake McDonald's too. "you can't afford McDonald's, you mummas on the welfare!" hahaha

  • YELLOW CAR!!!

  • YUM-O

  • *drools*

  • 4:50 + 720p = thousands of people dying of starvation from watching this.

  • in the uk we dont ground it we be mincing it

  • Pulp Fiction what?

  • ok, im going to mcdonalds now...

  • How did I get from NETBOOKS to BURGERS!?!?!

  • Guess what I'm having for dinner? ;)

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  • Mmmm...Royal with Cheese.

  • @grimmerMD ooh... now I want to eat something like this real bad. Tasty patty, crispy bun, delicious cheese.. now I'm salivating....

  • You know what we call a quarter-pounder with cheese in europe?

    We've got the metric system, we don't know what the fuck a quarter-pounder is!

  • @k4n0n3nfu773r I'm from Australia, and we use the metric system also. But, it's still called a quarter pounder.

  • @k4n0n3nfu773r It's called quarter pounder pretty much everywhere in Europe too.

  • @k4n0n3nfu773r A quarter of a pound is 113.5 grams.

  • @k4n0n3nfu773r *They

  • @k4n0n3nfu773r i know what it is.

    greetings from the uk?

  • @k4n0n3nfu773r so does Australia,

    its just the name of the burger.

    McDonalds is an american company after all.

  • @k4n0n3nfu773r We use the metric system in Australia and we are damn sure we know what a quarter pounder is

  • @k4n0n3nfu773r

    1 Quarter aka 1/4.

    1 Pound aka 450 grams.

    450:4=  112 gramms! TADAA!

    You sir are a moron...

  • @MrDieselweezel Exactly. A quarter, of a pound. :)

  • @k4n0n3nfu773r a pound 500g a quarter 1/4 a quarter pounder 500g /4 = 125 g of meat :D bitte überleg bevor du einen kommentar schreibst XD

  • @k4n0n3nfu773r We've got the metric system in Australia too, we're just too lazy to change the name :D

  • I always said yumm-e myself

  • ummm the reson it looks diffrent is cause it is diffrent-_- my uncle works at mcdonalds and thats not how a quater pounder is made what you made is a siomple hamburger sorry just my opinion......it still looks good though^^

  • i never had a quarter pounder xd

  • For fucking SHIT! Every time you take a bite out of your food, do you HAVE to act like you're having an orgasm!?

  • but this isn't anything like a quarter pounder.... i mean it doesn't look bad but its not a quarter pounder thats for sure

  • Make Krabby Patties

  • Ha! Luv the way u luv your food....Just discovered you. will keep watching!

  • stop making me hungry!! D',:

  • hahah love that intro music

  • I really dig your yumy sounds!!!! makes me want to cook!!!! LoL!!!!

  • I'm so in love with your intro song <3 :D

  • cedciepuvbgwiowergvuweriewoivh­no <-- my stomach rumbling

  • looks yummy but different from the original :/

  • Nicko, why did you toast the bun first then cook the burger?

  • it made me laugh "cause its all together" xD

  • what a guy... lucky. Its like hes having free burgers. Instead of getting in your car go to McDonalds pay $3 or something then get ur burger.

  • 4:40 amen =)

  • dudu prepares his burgers like spongebob his kraby patty

  • You: MOM! Can i make the dinner for tomorrow?!

  • Of course if this were a real quarter pounder, the bun would be almost stale, the meat packed with so many preservatives it's considered embalmed, one single chunk of onion, with a clump of pickle in one spot, and almost enough catstup to tint the bread pink in another spot.

    Even with the thin patties, I judge this far superior to the original.

  • THE CHEESE PIECES MAKE A STAR OF DAVID! THE QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE IS AN INTERNATIONAL JEWISH CONSPIRACY!!

  • @openuniverse2003 have a pill. Actually, if there's any pills left, take them all now. Star of David isn't based on 2 4-cornered squares. Triangles and squares are different. A 3-year old can tell the difference, okay? It can't be an international jewish conspiracy, this is cheddar, not lox.

    Nicko, why did you make the patties so thin, and double-up on the salt? These are 1/4 lb'ers, not whoppers

  • @generalxanos chill bro, its a joke

  • this should actually be a double quarter pounder/ half pounder. that would be cool even thoughit's just an extra patty added.

  • Yamm-o!

    

  • looks damn tasty !! gonna give it a try ... thanks :)

  • lol i like the grease dripping off :P

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  • that is legit the shittest gay intro ive ever seen

  • wheres the bell pepper?

  • why the hell is everything a bad boy to you?

  • these bad boys :)

  • yummoh

  • bomb base!

  • good tasting patty!

  • dude make a restaurant.It would be a Great succes

  • you shud not put onions

  • Gut our bayf

  • well the main difference between that and the ones you get in mcdonalds are he has dressed the wrong part of the bun

  • @bozzi1888 lol, he dressed the heels and not the crown?

  • at 4:37 close your eyes and listen

  • hey nicko, is there a way to grill without a griller?

  • good work with the burger but you are a australian, say tomato sauce