CEO - It's just a game

[TheZeroSlave]

"из-за пушистого котенка" неправильный перевод. pussy - (сленг)дырка, п@@да

[alex777426]

ахахахаха. Плачу кровавыми слезами. Спасибо автору.

[wbmztr]

Психоз кахи 100

[DarkRezo]

i love it xD

Countless times have Freighter pilots fcked up with Isotopes or Stront, when it was most needed :P Having a funfest in Jita.

P.S. Now that the mighty russians took over 0.0, there is no need for any more CEOs ку словани

[aptspire]

Fegelein sold all of their fuel :D

[cyberstrike2027]

FUCK ME TWICE WITH UMBRELLA!! :D God I can't stop laughing at this line! :P

[Norman631]

HUSOS SIEHT HITLER NUR ALS BÖSE! HITLER HAT WENIGSTENZ WAS GETAHN!!

[cutiknet]

FUCK ME TWICE WITH UMBRELLA! - так перевести "ёбаный в рот" не каждый сумеет...

[startide]

"Fuck me twice with an umbrella" OMFG I loled so much :D

[ubercharged95]

I like how "Fuck me twice with an umbrella" is one word in Russian...

[iPlaga]

круто, ящитаю! спасибо, старина )

[aptspire]

Fegelein was piloting the freighter XD

[TheInfolex]

Ггы, поржал))

[ENJager]

ROFL! Funniest EVE video ever! It's always hilarious when people joke around with Hitler's insane rantings :P.

[Kvazis2009]

Балдею от этого видео!

"Нам капы аллоями заправлять чтоли??"

Суперски)

[Sawa3003]

да ему похуй XD

[aptspire]

H: hopefully, we can refuel our caps later on, plus our Leviathan from Titan 4 U should be about ready

G:Actually...

XD

[Mohsin77]

0:35 ROFL !! XD

[Sinochek]

You are fucking retarded, this isn't about homosexual Evil Thug, this movie was created about MACTEP - one of the greatest fleet commanders in eve's history, you could've seen this guy during last alliance tournament.

[shw3d]

@Sinochek Мне, вообще-то, похуй.

[Sinochek]

@shw3d Вы, как и все педика русский сук. перейдите ебут с медведями

[shw3d]

@Sinochek Epic fail. Google translator can do it better than you.

You're obsolete.

[Sinochek]

@shw3d and your ass is so tight that my penis can't penetrate it

[aensidhe]

@shw3d You made my day. "You're obsolete" is a perfect phrase.

[cutiknet]

@Sinochek haha translated back:

you, like all of gay russian bough, go to (they) fuck (somebody) with bears

[cutiknet]

Everybody who uses translator without knowing language: there are different forms of words in russian language, they carry information about person, time, position in sentence etc. Translator can't guess it right, for example:

Eng: Go fuck yourself

(automatic) => "идти ебать себя" => "to go to fuck self"

(correct) => "иди выеби себя" => "(you will) go (you do) fuck yourself"

[DestinerX]

@Sinochek Мне пришлось переводить с русского промтом, чтобы понять. LoL

[darian1968]

Okay the alternate reason why he screwed himself so to speak.

[BrimstoneMerc]

Youtube is about to go the way of myspace. Kinda fading. They reach a point in their politics and trembles they'll lose their fanbase. Then its game over man! Game over!!!

Heh couldnt help infringing a little.

[mikepare1967]

"%$#@ my twice with an umbrella" ....funnest thing iv seen so far...i'm going to use that quote at work today

[bluediamond2077]

Just to let you know all hitler videos are being removed by youtube. the son of a bitches are taking the You out of youtube and are trying to get us to watch stupid crap like fred or the dumb kid who says "is this real life" Both censor the crap out of their comments to trick you into thinking everyone likes the videos youtubes pushing you to because all the comments are positive .

[shw3d]

@bluediamond2077 Well... nothing there is eternal. Thanks for info, tough.

[sfdrf]

@shw3d I call bullshit on this... Youtube is owned by google... Google would never do that

[D3MSIKSHOTZ]

Love it!

[Razputin53]

lol got drunk and sold the fuel in jita

[MrMarch900]

NO U!

[Caboose3012]

hilarious

[muodypl2]

Would way funnier if the english subs were acutally written in PROPER english.

[XwawawaX344]

ROFL!!! Sold the jf with the fuel in jita? LOLOL

[doc5504]

what movie is this from

[Syntarro]

the movies called ..Downfall

[arrgoss1]

It really was originally written in english. It's an english -> russian translation, not russian->english.

Proof: there is a mistranslation of english slang word "pussy" (as 'cunt') to russian as "furry kitty". Russian "furry kitty" can't be translated to english as "pussy".

Maybe someone picked up an english text somewhere, found it funny, translated to russian, and afterwards he (or someone else) - with some changes - attached it to the video you've seen above.

[shw3d]

Yes, it was really done like that, becouse i am too dumb to make translation of "fuck me twice with umbrella" to "выебите меня дважды зонтиком", also - there is impossible to find that (original) version on youtube with russian only sub.

Moreover - it's all total mistake and global conspiracy - because Hitler didn't speak english and doesn't play Eve-O in RL.

[Razputin53]

i dont think your english is that bad, i speak like a 1st grader in french.

[festdir]

"fuck me twice with umbrella" is my new favorite epitaph, thank you, sir.

[dn2070]

this is english translation

original - only russian sub version

back off

[Mohsin77]

LOL awesome game

[avello72]

fuk me twice with an umbrella!!!! xD

[skip8619]

How did that one word in Russian get translated into that? hahahaha

[Conran1979]

@skip8619 cuz that ward was complex like gotdammuttafuckingblah and could not be translated directly

[NickoMcbrainRules]

You did a great job with the english translation, thanks!

[umd223]

ROFLMAO, EVE online ftw!

[MasterOfFlash92]

EVE IS A LIFESTYLE! oO!!!

:D it is!

[TheEXPander]

ПИЗДЕЦБЛЯДЬЕБАТЬМОЙРОТАНАЛЬНОП­ИСДОЙ

[truant111]

Пушистого котенка?

[frobdove]

hitler is just like Gerku ^^

[pheonex]

Its so true - in eve, almost no matter what fight is about to happen rl sex comes first.

Could be a 400-400... FC's about to get a blowjob beacause his wifes in a good mood, his excused ;) haha

[iohkus]

"fuck me twice with umbrella" lmao!

[keeennnyyy21]

Зачем ему импульс и выразить больше? Я любил ее

[keeennnyyy21]

Это так забавно

[Camradko]

аффтар просто выжигает =) твори еще

[pjce3]

lol, they use this video for many different subjects, if you guys play Left 4 Dead then look for this same video with the L4D subject is fricking hilarious, even more than this one. Good one though.

[jakeurevig]

i like the portal one the best

[gigicaly]

Funny lol : :) :) :)

[shgjlsfg]

"Fuk me twice with umbrella"

[LordMunchkin]

I would have said something like this....

STFU IM TRYING TO WATCH THIS HENTAI!

[fakeaintreal]

i had a CEO who also went fleet war with us.. he were FC of my wing/ i had my own squad in that wing and we were pretty much the only guys who completed our opjectives and killed the ships that needed.. jam what we need or what ever we was doing.. but i tell u.. if it didnt go so well..... arrrgh WHAT ARE U GUYS DOING! IL KICK U FROM CORP TOMORROW! FUCKING WANKERS! STOP THE HENTAI PORN AND FUCKING FIGHT ! WE ARE LOOSING BECAUSE OF U FAGS!! and on and on.. got kinda funny in the end :D

[brunzmeflugen]

ah..............poor hitler

[micprn]

whats with the sad girl?

[existentialvoid]

Emo!!

[SelfRepressed]

Well done, I laughed so hard I cried. He reminds me of my FC. The dialogue was just hilarious with all the right touches. I salute you.

[coderman178125]

Ушел из Евы ибо нихт лайф )) НО ЭТО... аж захотелось вернуться. Огромный респект пьяни-аффтару

[SevFreelancer]

это часом не про МадРуса ? :)

[shw3d]

Читайте описание. Это про Великого и Ужасного Евил Туга.

[dn2070]

Как интересно - это ты так решил?

Потому как я не имел в виду конкретно его.

[shw3d]

Если вопрос ко мне - по фразам "спеть в ТС" и "инвалиды".

[dn2070]

Ну ты ж сказал, что ролик про великого и ужасного Эвил Туга, стало быть да - вопрос был к тебе.

Титры я делал не про Эвил Туга, и что особенно забавно, он про это в курсе. А ты, похоже, что нет. Да, что-то принес в Еву Эвил Туг, что-то другие. Ролик - не про Эвил Туга.

Будь здоров.

[shw3d]

Internet Spaceships - serious business.

Я вообще лично не знаю ни Туга, ни других, и не в курсе. Хотя был в курсе (в каше), хехе.

Что поделать, придётся убить себя. 8(

И ты не кашляй.

[UserNameTaken3]

EVE isn't just a game!

[Aeonation]

ITS A LIFESTYLE!

[shw3d]

I thought, LIFESTYLE are condoms, but I may be wrong.

[ThunderWindz]

nope EVE is more... other games is just a game but hell no EVE online ftw <3 :D

[Ulve124]

@UserNameTaken3 nope its too bad to be a game hahah

[ewelllll]

ААААА БЛЯЯЯ Я ПЛАКАЛЛЛ))))

[Flyelsker]

hahahahaha :D

[Syntarro]

aww shit i had no idea there were hidden cameras at that meeting. damn now  we'll have to go black ops :{

[unsf8518]

lol we must have a mole among our groups those plans were top secret!

[retephslaw]

Very funny :P - It IS a great game but for how much longer once speed nerf comes in ...

Your English is pretty good mate. Other then a few spelling errors. ( i cannot claim to have perfect English spelling either and its my first language :P )

[shw3d]

Thanks, m8!

Hey, there is ongoing other games like Jumpgate Evolution, or Infinity. EVE will have concurrents soon.

Anyway - speed nerf - EVE isn't about speed only!

[jiminfested]

Wonderba. Nice, Seen this video with tons of parodies but I like this one as well.

[RalaniaKerin]

What's the name of the movie this is from?

[shw3d]

"Der Untergang"

Good one.

[sandijsb]

lol funny..

[northwesten]

its' ok we will chill soon LMFAO clasic

[AcheLone]

lol.....nice one