Self-Help For Retards!

[AllyTV1]

at first i thought it was funny but then it continued. needs to be shorter. retard jokes can only be short and painless after that it becomes distasteful to viewers

[ChaosNMK]

I got a problem....I ain't american or canadian...but does it apply for any retards of any country.....

[1melky]

two of the ugliest people think it's okay to mock others. so pathetic. they deserve pain.

[33Barker]

This video is retarded.

[alan86ok]

love the video, 2 years later!

[2matt22]

wow ur the retards, wat a shit vid if u read comments before watching or while it loads or something then dont waste ur time... wat a pile of shit....

[stardingo747]

its a funny idea, but the video ultimately sucks.

take it down!

oh yeah, respond with an uncalled for insult and I'm flagging it so, back off.

[AnarchyGuy6]

what sort of loser flags videos they don't like

[TrollPatroll]

this is great!

[returnthesoapbox]

But Jesus did steal. He picked fruit an orchard tree on shabbat. The rule is the farmer leaves behind crop after the harvest. Jesus and his sinners started eating. John was a tax collector and Jesus hung out and got drunk with sinners. Pretty close to eating on the toilet.

Jesus didnt write books but he kidnapped Peter threatening to drown him if he didn't follow. The written books lied about prophecy, so what would Jesus teach? Lie to everyone around you if you and they are retarded. Read?!

[brennonlyleshwetz]

where did you get this information?

[stupidvids0]

@returnthesoapbox ummm...

and you ere there 2010 years ago right uh huh

[fothark]

@stupidvids0 if he would have been there 2010 years ago, he wouldn't have found someone named jesus anyway

[Demain8]

good video

[Demain8]

I offer free internet marketing training

[Ripleytee]

This isn't funny but was watching cos I'm sure they're actors I've seen somewhere before, maybe on TV (UK)? Anyways, quite weird

[avatar8701]

I think your the retard myfriend

[elgcpa]

Well, that's 9 minutes and 59 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

[Georgebushbent]

stop sayin tht , it is such an overused line

[meanreds]

you added this on my birthday before you even met me. wow. what a man.

[91111a]

95% of all americans are retarded

[doctorhuxley]

This is an important (and overdue) work.

But how do you know you are a retard in the first place? Click on my name and find out. Some of the biggest retards have!

[videogameexpert12]

that was a waste of time

[johnsmdm]

this is terrible making jews look bad.you should be ashamed of yourself sir.I mean its crazy.I wont join in your sick game sir, oh no I won't..

[haywood16]

where is marcy ranfone?

[MarkAGarrettInc]

Need self help? Check out MARK ANTHONY GARRETT

[modded2007]

i had to ride with one on a ride, called the sizzler. she was crushing me! like, the ride spun in 2 ways, plus she wasn't holding on.

[JamesxRagan]

Lol this is actually pretty funny, should be compulsory for all americans to read this.

[maddiez123]

that was retarded

[freerunningrocks]

and 90% of country statistics are made up by retards like you

[jjsk8in01]

this is fukin funny lol

[thevakna]

wtf us this stupid shit???

[MrAlabama54]

Congratulations guys! This is the dumbest video on YouTube!

[23supafly17]

damn, reminds me of Benincasa

[drugssexandtrumpets]

jeasus once said if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down!

jesus was wise indeed!

[drugssexandtrumpets]

what would jeasus do:

A. eat on the toilet

B. eat on the toilet

c. flush his brown sins away, then eat

[Oneworld87]

Lol, what is a retard? Seriously, there's no such thing. People judge others as retarded because they don't fit in or don't suit their perspective.

The video is bull unless it was some kind of joke. Possible offensive to some...

[23supafly17]

RETARD-someone with mental retardation...

[000majorwinters000]

lol, I knew he was jesus...

[Tarker12]

this is SO funny. Great job!

[uni000ver000sal]

I blame this video on Mother Nature. Evolution does not apply to Americans.

[BrownEyeGirl3024]

tHEr wAS A baG WIf SHinY sTufF!

[gymnasticstar7]

I NoT ReTeRd...

[bassplyerchick]

HAHA

grammar bud

oh the irony

correct sentence:

"it is actually you who is a retard."

[blueleopardmedia]

Does the phrase "the blind leading the blind" apply here?

[HaloLovingFanatic]

WHAT THE !?

[CJLaity]

For a great self help program out the book Disco Hypnotic. Just google the title and you'll find it.

[snowsledin]

not funny

[sebastiamer]

Fuck! Jesus! Mel Gibson! Hahahahahahahahaha

[learnermind]

that's not self help! that's help

[learnermind]

I am retarded to the point where I can't understand what this video is all about

can anyone suggest to me a retard rule, so I could understand what this video is all about

[azulpargal]

I've found it very funny, and dead right your stadistics!

[LikkleB2k7]

lol watch that while stoned, itz extra funny.

itryed 2 work a question out buh i wasnt suren it sayz it doest matter because

ur a retard LMFAO, I WASNT REDY

[primadonnafirst]

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO !!!!!

funny stuff :P

[tedmacat]

lmfao.

if i ever saw that 'retard' on the street doing yoga--- with that body, i would just POUNCE.

i dont fucking care if he throws his cell phone in the trash-- i dunn hafta pay for it!

lmao XP

[watowns]

fags

[bmx390017]

that bitch needs a wig and she needs another piece of chicken

[bonscott01]

what the fuck is this shit? . . .i'm even more retarded just for watching this than i already am ! ! ! LOLOLOL

[zenophas]

i went to a school were the teach made the entire class watch this 4 times in a row.

[ZackNuse]

This is hillarious.

[miiiiiniiii]

that was just stupid

[crashbanman]

he walks into door

[venvarin]

ok...that was...good?

[adameld]

thanks, this helped....

[uncleavi2002]

I am sorry we Americans are retarded. I asked OHIP what they do with Canadian retards and they told me they grind them up in a secret plant in the Soo and sell them to Tim Horton's.

[zlector]

only G. dubya and the administration is retarded

[NeverDieAgain79]

Carlos Mencia might dig this.

(dee dee dee!)

[NeverDieAgain79]

Your statement seems to parallel a similar fact...75% of Americans are Christians, only a fraction of Americans are Atheists. Hmmmm....

[kerosine123]

You should use the president card against us every chase you guys get.

[happytreefriend25]

not funny

[chibangin007]

ha, the people who made this were retards. at least these retards were right. 75% of america ARE retards. im in the 25% side

[spazcatgal]

um... why is their advertising campain on youtube... they are retards!!!! thats why they are advertising the book... not religious!!!

[python698]

these people need to listen to their own rules and completely ignore them and walk into incoming traffic or something. no comedic value whatsoever.

[barberwi]

this is almost as funny as the gun laws in america.. funniest thing on youtube

[light101dark]

omg that was so funny

[rustarosound]

worse then mean thoughtless....

[xXREDMOJOXx]

All self-promoting "anglo" north americans are idiots!

[ElkaSTONE]

that was demented

[chibangin007]

americans ARE retards! this country is full of stupid ass people.

[solidsnake101]

thats probably c0z ur in america

[smileyrobert]

ya just look at their president...

[ahalookitsanerd]

ur retards that was boring...

[heatmiser86]

Wow 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

[sarahrose112]

DUDE!

[geek567]

sure she wil...

*cough, cough*

[BertOliva]

"Make It Happen!"

[ekkyz]

suck my dick u fucking faggots how the you trying to tell me i dont know when im in the room FUCK YOU PRICK

[bord2thebone]

fuck u guys

[LoversAlone]

thanks for the help someone almost saw me on the toilet

[kingshillboys]

search kingshillboys

or die

[exellenta]

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[bord2thebone]

ur right

theyre ass holes

[Stevo199]

Why do you hate America?

[Smartchavnurdumbass]

i need a copy of that book

[bradyM01]

i now know that i shouldnt eat a fricken sandwich on the godam tolit thank you

[peejaa]

I NEEDS THS BOK SO JOEI CAN HELLP MINE :)

[dennisgamma]

you're retarded

[52565256]

this retard is betting that tess swallows

[yellowsunset]

"even thought we're not qualified, we know what's best for you" HAHA

[whiteasian426]

do you hate americans?

[bUbBleYuM4214]

i need this book

[ljbumann]

i can tell you use a mac, it's a shame apple doesn't sell talent too.

[DrZarkloff]

Where can I buy "Help For Retards"?

[Cooldit]

dumb

[Cooldit]

NICE VID. APRIL FOOLS!! What does this say retards. It says APRIL FOOLS!! OKAY. April 1st 2007

[Cooldit]

stop talking bout yourself

[iydude]

okokok let me get this straight. is this for reals!?!? or a joke? bcaz if it a joke then its funy. but if it real....one word WTF

[Lewj91]

ok u are a retard, this video is obv a joke u complete sausage! omg are u american? i bet u are since ure so retarded

[cursedcookies]

hellooooooooo!! lets insult the leader of america.he obviously is one of the main problems:)

[babiibrownie818]

thats really mean but funny- where can i get a copy? lol

[joe9766]

good Lord, that was painful.. the 1st 90seconds was enough to make we wna rush the the toilet n vomit! never release another vid again i BEGGGG YOU

[torturedandgutted]

i am not a retard you idiots are

[retsub101]

a little bit mean but funny

[TOPEEZY]

you are gay go die

[XenoFei182]

nice job with the Motion graphics

[XenoFei182]

lol what would Jesus do?

A) take continuous breaks to get a marlboro fix

B) sleep with anyone who buys him a drink

C) vote for George Bush 2 terms in a row cuz he has moral values

RETARD RETARD RETARD beep beep beep LOL

[Osoyb]

Omg this is what i've been looking for my whole life :D

Crazy Emo Girl

[princeofprideee]

i want to make out with moonshine shorys sexy mustash

[TeddibearsAngel]

lol gee i feel so much better now

[stevie2707]

alt and f4 closes the current screen

hu ever thort this wud b funny is dumb

[kittenlover666]

lol

[johnmm33]

gay. gay AND retarded.

[humandefense]

In 2007, a group of braindead faggots registered for Youtube and began posting some Latukalakulu shit in every video. A mysterious group of fed-up people killed them by cutting the words "Grow Up" into their skulls. Now that you have read this message, you are one step closer to getting these asshats banned from Youtube.

[Mandeville89d]

yeah but is drinking while shitting ok? ;)

[ashahtrash]

that was retarded.

[EmoCuts]

ROFL!!!!

[Belcebub]

loool great:D

[MCWarrior76]

lolz, fucking brilliant

[foujj]

I just showed this in my theater in San Francisco for Jennifer Blowdryers show tonight and it was FKN AWESUM!!!!

[highldefectiveppl]

thanks foujj! rest assured: jennifer blowdryer is the very pinnacle of defectiveness to which we aspire. 86'd, one and all. we love her, and we are looking forward to getting her back here in new york!

[23Makoto23]

Americans really need to watch this. 75% of them.