Master Chief Theater 3000: Episode 203 (Halo Machinima)

[CODWAL12DEN]

first comment in five months :)

[theguywhohatesnoobs]

lol halo 1 pistol joke ftw!

[froebdorks]

"Oh good Cheif you're here I'm really hurt-You heartless bastard!"

[Hammiams]

"mr. willkers are going to finsh our fieldtrip" "why yes billy... oh god!!!" LOL XD

[GunlessSnake]

it looks like as though Sgt. Johnson is smoking either a stick of dynamite, or a shotgun shell. just saying.

[xPACMANONCRACKx]

did you try a giant fly swatter? or even a regular sized one?

[MetroidMan95]

I see now where Halo 2 and Halo : ODST overlap

[2jesseman]

mr.wilkers are we ever gonna get to our field trip

yes billy oh god

[TransformersFan34869]

when the woman said "wasted, sarge", i just KNEW they were gonna make some kind of alcoholic reference.

[legosaremylife]

yea! legos!

[Twitboy3000]

We will rain pink death upon you!

lol

[Zachariahmiester]

Scarabs were so different back then, ah memories

[mekel01]

lol halo 1 pistol,ftw.

[thevideolord]

Mr. Willkers are we ever gonna get on our feild trip. Yes billy.. OH GOD lol

[mickadude]

lol yeah i know what the ladys like they dont call me sgt jonhson for nothin'

[Zherahnos]

Halo 1 pistol pwns

[D4K44R1]

if i see that ODST ad one more time.... >:(

[amartinez97]

And i know i spelled "spelling" wrong

[amartinez97]

Before halo 3 ODST was annouced i thught the city was obliterated (srry for shit selling I AM SORRY)

[odstdragon]

anyone else notice no one seems to be driving the hogs in that cutseen?

[PaladinC41]

(City blows up)

And here, cometh, the Rookie!

[frozenhell98]

is that halo one or two cuz thats not 3

[gtha893]

its 2

[phenenoneum]

halo 2

[bluecle1]

i thot the episode number was like a joke...but dude holy fuck it wasnt

[swaznat]

lol look at 2 21 some one snipes a sneeking invisible elite behind them look at the blood splater on the wall

[forcedatom]

hmm the big explosion thing reminds me of the the one from infamous

[tallguy1618]

this is similar to freemans mind except without being funny

[motoraptor10]

nintindo power

[BIILYBOB999]

any one notice that at 01:30 MC has his gun pointed at that woman's head??? what are you saying chief?????!!!!!

[fgh4455]

Dos this mean that Halo: ODST will be following this Mission?? But with Better Graphics, Because I keep hearing its about the "New Mombasa Slip-Space Event" & "Before Halo 3????" So Is it like the ODST failed there Mission Because It only talks about the ODST's in a few lvls??? Wierd....But Still looks Badass!!!

& Whats with the Halo: Reach game WTF is that, is like Bungie have so much time they can Produce TWO friggn Halo Games with Most likly notin in common? Looks like a RTS halo reach???

[aelproductions]

No dumbshit they clearly said it was a FPS

[blargyflargy]

its what happens on earth when mc is at the second halo

you play as an odst guy

nublet

[naruhinafan94]

Halo 3 ODST takes place after the slipspace rupture caused by Regret's ship in New Mombassa. Halo Reach is mostly based off of events in the book Halo: Fall of Reach.

[Vinx210]

Halo O.D.S.T. is the only one thats really out there. Halo Reach is the prequel to EVERYTHING. Reach was basicacly the equivilant to our Pearl Harbor. Except MUCH LARGER.

[TheDarkNinja21]

And Pearl Harbor actually happened!

[Free898]

lol, you hit marine? well sometimes, but...

[Hahaalot]

These vids are the shit!

[LEGENDARYC7]

It's right there in front of you- problem solved... go home

[husster20]

lol haha ( lego i wanna play XD )

[haloscarb]

Oh good, chief, your here, i'm hurt- YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!

[CrazyJabberwock]

And All I did was shoot it with the Halo 1 pistol

[doomcoda57]

i dont remeber that thing about god with sarg!

[nachoguy5]

You heartless bastard!!!!!

[haloscarb]

mr.wilkers are we ever gonna get to our field trip?

yes billy-.-' oh god!:o

Oh good, chief, your here, i'm hurt- YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!

[Tallacus]

no the city got sucked into the micro black hole generated by the slipstream drive

[Farts856]

really........................­.

[ChrisSniped]

No wai!!!

[somedood99]

isnt this when Halo 3 ODST comes in?

[brox911]

yup. you play random unnamed odst No. 421

[hamwars123]

and all i did was shoot it with the halo one pistol

[slickback90]

"oh, thank goodness your here chief, i'm really hurt...you heartless bastard!" genious

[SnipZYoDownz]

best line in whole series

[mastera1993]

poor billy

[HunterPudgeCat]

Hey, Johnsons' little speech at the scorpion part is different in the PC version

[heyfug118]

no just diferant difaculty

[WILLTHECANADIAN]

The scarab was so much more badass in the second Halo.

[FarSh0t]

RIP Halo 1 pistol...sniff sniff.....

[1337random1337]

NINTENDO POWER!

[Titmut2]

"Mr. Wilkers, are we ever gonna get to the field trip?"

"Yes billy we-- OH GOD!!" *BOOM*

[chazextreme1991]

LOL I can't get enough of this :]

[zombienewslive]

Nintendo power lol

[Sonicworld1]

Oh good, chief, your here, i'm hurt- YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!

[jediforce64]

whoever came up with master chief 300 was a fuckin genious

[jediforce64]

whoops i mean 3000

[moviewatcher202]

Technicly they didn't come up with the name or plot to them. It was a show called science fiction threator 3000. It made fun of movies. they just turned it to halo. Its a great series though. But i always get confused how they skipped from ep7 to ep 201...

[jediforce64]

sweet

[UnHolyMasta]

201 means seson 2 ep 1

[Lyden93]

GOOD JOB!

[0TZ12]

this video was good

someone want to chat lf

[Zatojawed]

woah...i hope the cities alright

[Weaponsaint]

Truth be told...I can't get enough of these!

[mattz456]

mr.wilkers are we ever gonna get to our field trip? >:(

yes billy-.-' oh god!:o

[Tridege]

U HEARTLESS BASTARD Lol ^-^

[andywiinintendo]

1:23 hahah

[Randomail34]

LOL! 0:43

[zono1234567890]

Mr.walker are we gona go on are field trip? just a second billy aaaaaa! lolz!

[mattz456]

zono=a fag who cant hear or get a rpoper education

[jjensen961]

I stuck my sossajes in cortana

[manumanok]

jjensen961, its "sausages" not sossajes

[9Tfox]

he typed sossajes just to make it more funny lol

[manumanok]

well then he passed xD

[jsh020]

mr wilkons are we ever going to go on a feild trip.

yes billy we OH GOD. lol XD best part

[narutosuperrasengan]

so new mombassa has been hit by subspace twice cause in keep it clean thats wat happened wow how stupid is the UNSC

[KAGiggityGuy]

Halo 3: Recon takes place right after this event. I can't believe how many people don't get this.

And yes, Halo 3: Recon. Not "keep it clean."

[narutosuperrasengan]

i no

[jjdthemoviemaker3]

kagiggityguy u act like ur the only 1 who nows tht WE ALL DO

[h3mellowdev]

ooooooooh god lmao

[fullmetaldeathfire]

tbone and the fact the sign in the trailer says new mombasa

[dcboy2323]

THATS RIGHT YOU MOTHER bEEb LOLZ

[wowfreak325]

wtf y's it no longer available

[zono1234567890]

Try realoding it.

[StUdMuFfiNZA]

have u guys niticed with johnsons speeches differ to what difficulty your doing the lvl on

[KAGiggityGuy]

OMG, n0 W4IIIIII!

[Tbone00095]

watch this... and then watch the "Keep it Clean" trailer.... and compare them.... you can definantly tell it takes place in new mombassa.... yea....

[wiitard233]

legos

[Massacre1080]

Heh, they don't call me Sergeant Johnson for nothing!

lmfaooooooooo

[ace3496]

u guys r retarded its season2 episode 3 so episode 203

[spade2live89]

are we able to get to the field trip "why yes billy lets get ...OOHHHHHHHHHHHHH god

[shootinandstabbin]

mr are we going to get to the field trip

teacher:yes billy- OH GOD!!

[Halo3plyr1]

Hope The Citys Alright

[tobyisagoodboy]

A: I don't think this is the place to bring this up.

B: Religion shouldn't interfere with everything else. But its your choice.

[ozzyman75]

nice spaceball shout out at 3:24 :D

[SargeantShaw]

They don't even have 203 episodes.. at most 10

[LOLOLLOLOLL]

its 23 episodes, they're just being retarded with the numbers

[H0rizon1]

i thought it was 15, it says in the playlist 15...

[shadow521]

the 2 in 203 is seasons and the 03 is the episode

[encore18639]

wtf sgt johnson says different stuff in this one, btw the pelican pilot has marathon helmet on :O

[CournalMustard29]

yes, if u use the IWHBYD skull they say different things

[NASCARFREAK01]

no he says that because of difficulty level

[SK8TRHONKIE]

Ye this is H2 not 3

[Slomy10]

they did h3

[SK8TRHONKIE]

Yep and that season was so much better.

[harveychen555hotmail]

lol all I did was shoot it with a halo 1 pistol xD

[sargecaboosegriftex]

hehe... legos...

[1995jordan]

"were going plad!" lol spaceballs refferance XD

[xdylanxRAWWRx]

ohhhh, those are real

[BigTizC23]

when are yu gonna make de next arby n the chief?

[Bazeleel]

DF doesn't make this....

[BigTizC23]

lol my fault...

[smiley090294]

FAIL

[YouGotSTUCK123]

Machinima is not a lone director, it is a group of many different directors. The guys who make this are Pyrosmile productions and Arby and the chief is Digital Ph33r

[YouGotSTUCK123]

Machinima is not a lone director, it is a group of many different directors. The guys who make this are Pyrosmile productions and Arby and the chief is Digital Ph33r

[iain943]

3:37 lol

[mattz456]

at 2:08 he done it on a certain difficalty because johnson says dif stuf on each difculty

[tahthing]

more more more plese

[itamar109]

lol

[crexx22]

i like the one at 1:24

[chazzerman286]

roflol

[Flaytality]

We are NOT losing that ship (Its right there in front of you, problem solve.) LOL

[littlegoopyschannel]

thATs RIGHT MOTHA beep!

[LondonWaspsFTW]

lol nice1!!!!

[Elitiac]

Nintendo power!lol.

[yavin90]

"Billy: Mr. Wilkers, are we ever going on our field trip?"

"Mr. Wilkers: Yes Billy, OH GOD!"

SO FRICKIN FUNNY!

[bollbasar4]

HAHAHAH

- You know what to do ! 2:18 - 2:22

- actually i was just going to ask what to do

[Alieneater1239]

"Oh good you're here, Chief. I'm really hurt - YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!!" hahha

[JeremyShiitake]

rofl

[TehMoMoman]

haha love this show 20 thumbs up

[skaman125]

thats impossible..... you need like 50 hands to do that!!

[sevenar7R]

how do you get the different dialouge?

[axelwins]

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[boredtoheck777]

Best episode yet.

[IamUnforgiven221]

"mr wigus are we ever going to finish our field trip?'

"yes billy, OH GOD!"

LOL

[Shadowflas]

"They don't call him sargeant Johnson for nothing" LOL

[Manix25]

you should have done the multiplayer map pack video that would be awesome

[ChalleFo]

physical object are appearing rigth infront of my eyes. hahaha

[VulcanXL]

Woa! I hope the city is alright, Lol. You guys haven't lost your touch so far, keep it up, Lol.

[vTR00PER]

"bugging out is that iffical UNSC termanoligy"

actully it is

[gosteelers826]

1:12, i was hoping for "shoop da whoop"

[mkubrak]

adolescent humor does not reflect the hilarity of the original theater 3000

[BandanaWedgie]

"and all I did was shoot it with the halo 1 pistol" I want that pistol in 2 and 3!!

[Xxpwnge223]

tat thing is frikin insane

"they've gone plaid!"

[spartan117825]

Finally someone used a SpaceBalls reference

[HelicopterProduction]

They have it 3

[dvdjjl]

Kevin Murphy should destroy these mediocre impostors.

[74lonestar]

oh goood master chief your here im hurt really bad ahhh u heartless *******

[MarathoneKid]

are we ever going to have that field tripp? yes bill...OMG!

[ppp9922]

i am not losing that ship

its right in front of you problem sovle

lol i love this

[jammeister]

god is love and you can call me cupid (are you coming on to me) LULZ

they dont callme sargeant jownson for nothing lulllllz....

[Cidiyance]

Are these clips (apart from the watchers) from Halo 3, because they look like Halo 2 graphics to me...

[rlopez010]

its halo 2

[goatsticks101]

halo 2

[aericirea]

this is halo 2 vista probably.

[Vykrel]

no this is just regular halo 2. they are just capturing the cutscenes. they dont even need to use halo 2 vista

[AoDC]

Actually there's no graphical pops indicating it IS the Vista version

[Vykrel]

looks the same to me. ive seen both

[crazyjr4]

this rocks

[linkassassin360]

dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oomed, the city is dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­med

[rangerofdanger12345]

that sucked

[chubbstheman99]

WERE GOING PLAD!!!!!!! lol spaceballs

[Godzilla692]

Awesome MST3K Parody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gamerman28]

...Im really hurt and...you heart less bastard!

[THETROOPERA07]

problem solved go home lol

5/5

love this series

[urfacejace]

YOU HEART LESS BASTARD!