How To Make A Armored Warthog

[thetechnomania]

and of course....recorded with a potato

[EdgelessCube88]

PIGGY CAR FTW!!!!

[abdo34081]

@SN323xx no there is not going to be sorry I saw it on ummmmm tv I forgot wt channel

[superspartan705]

i'm pretty sure an turtle goes faster than that

[supersgearsaddict]

@wsox000 lol i love that thing on the idiot box

[zowibe]

Now I'm going to try to make all cars armored

[GamerOfGlory]

spartan: look at my cool invention ill call it an slowrider.

other spartan: cool lets ride"

5 hours later

other spartan: this is a piece of sh*t

spartan: i know right

other spartan: goddamnit *shoots the sh*t out of the other spartan

[chaosdeff]

what where you filming with? a camera

[SN323xx]

I think halo 4 will have armored warthogs

[RedTarget1000]

I used to record my videos with a 16 GB toaster, then I got an arrow in the knee.

[imaSCHIZOchild]

excuse meh but uh...what toaster brand do you have? and by the way you spelled come wrong...i am pretty sure you meant cum,but sorry we are not gay

[TheBalancedSoul]

hmm... why not just put one barrier on the front and leave the back open it solves the side shot problem mostly, plus it might go faster.

[CalebC005]

first of all you cant drive fast plus YOU CANT KEEP THE ARMOR ON IT FALLS OFF!!

[XCoDproproductionsX]

button masher... i can hear you in the backround

[thecian9000]

top speed 1mph

[cheeseParlor]

wait wait wait! i need a warthog to make this? oh come on!

[mobfiggaz33]

Where can I buy one?

Haha

[smartie66775]

that is called an armadillo

[G3Gamers]

I'm gonna trie that for sandbox skull

[tehsuperdude]

He got by with a little help from his friends. He got by with a little help from his friends.

[wsox000]

But will it blend?

[dfgdfdgf]

It's called a rice bucket

[blacksteel420]

Cop: Sir you do know that you cant ride your pet turtle right???

Spartan: Just watch me!!!

The turtle drove/walked to the end of the map and hit a land mine.

RIP TURTLE... He just wanna to ride till he died... ): 

[Polygrammar]

dude, my nose runs faster then that

[Lekismon]

better give that guy a speeding ticket

[KGJSDFGHSD]

But....You can't even drive it? lol

[KnewingFun]

i did this before but the shield fell off

[GhettoBlaster100]

TOP SPEEDS EXCEED 5 MILES PER HOUR!!!!

[Sappyspartan]

Specs of Armored Warthog:

Complete invulnerability to infantry fire

+50000% Armor

-1000000000034902934234920394a­sdfasdfasdf09% Speed

[MrSaad1932]

how do you turn the metal thingies

[xXConkeldurrXx]

i call it the armadillo



[hendrixpuma]

what map do you use to get the armor you put on

[danaw167]

Pros: Almost completely invincible

Cons: MOTHER OF GOD SO FUCKING SLOW!!! If it's knocked over all protection is lost.

Still, near-invincibility...

[halotuber4154]

lol guys its the LAST OF ITS KIND TUMBS

[Epicas117]

they can still get the front and the back and under you know

[Scarifar1]

can ppl even get in it?

[The3AwesomeNinjaKids]

@Scarifar1 did you not see him get in it?

[TheKing0fHalo]

Hahaha, now we capture the enemy flag!

[Andrex610]

THATS A TURTLE!

[odstguy89]

its slower than a tank, i think you need a smaller barrier to use

[OddMavFly]

Nice...I WANT ONE

[MrDreadwing108]

To the turtle mobile

[DoomySoftly]

Suddenly. A trip mine.

[watcherdude1324]

its like ur drivin a slow ass tank

[silentsnipers155]

@watcherdude1324 but if u do it faster the armour will fall off

[SkedarE]

Epic! I love it!

[TheKio550]

Have time you be approached has this speed:S

[Jacknut453]

my problem is the barrier will fall down

[shArk50008]

" come and get me bitches " , " where are them bitches" . 20 years later " I still have half a tank of petrol left"

[originalMRFORD]

u can still die from a centered sparten lazer

[XxkookiepowaxX]

"CUM AND GET MY BITCHEZ" -ten years later- ALRIGHT WHOS READY TO DIE!??!?

[shArk50008]

@XxkookiepowaxX nice one

[mlgdemon32]

its called the armadillo

[MrGoodroe12]

Hm........well, as it's a UNSC car, it must be named after a animal or insect, the Turtle!

[arceus787]

does this work in reach?

[UberNukeProductions]

...and I thought I was the only one who did this. :|

[TheUntaimed900]

now tht I think about it. it is lke a turtle. it moves slow cuz of it's shell. lol

[Itsallawesome]

Im going to build this n show it to my friends! :D

[OMFGowned1234]

Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

Anything is possible when you copy and paste.

I'm on a laptop

[DeathLegion01]

I dont think that it will be that hard to get you when you are driving at 1 inch per hour...

[youPUBE411]

Haha "CUM & GET ME BITCHEZ!!!!!!"

Fail

[crazybro121]

its really slow so it beeter be strong

[babki123]

the wartog looks like a turtlle x)

[holykspartan117]

not to gay lol

[porschefan951]

just get a scorpion Duh!! did'nt think of that!

[MW2Baillistick]

86 people actually went outside to get a hog

[Blitzfrenzy78]

The only flaw is, is that it moves slower than a scorpian.

[chaaralis]

@Blitzfrenzy78 Exactly, and no matter what, one blast from said scorpion would kill the hog and you inside it.

[AdnanZeghir]

y did u go all that way there was one behind the wall! like this if u think in right!

[peabody2112]

faster than a (sleeping) cheata

[peabody2112]

great one problem though what about land mines

[jessedamien666]

Messy

[Emstigator24]

wow a total of 2MPH , now you can as fast as my grandma in her wheelchair

[channeldennis]

@Emstigator24 my grandma is faster

[rockhaloschool]

u copied my idea lolz,

[bobshallDIE]

i shall cal it... the turtle

[blattermaster]

@bobshallDIE ur right, it has an outer shell, and its slower thana blind guy without legs in syrup

[SuperAperturescience]

@bobshallDIE i think armadillo fits it more



[Guz127]

@SuperAperturescience no armadillohog :D

[LeooooonScottKennedy]

@bobshallDIE But its so fucking invulnerable to almost anything except rocket launcher :P so if u dont have it... yer fucked

[TheCommenterXD33]

go fast see what happens LOL

[JustKev699]

@TheCommenterXD33 he cant ._. hes even slower than my grandmas vagina bursting randomly in public

[noshow66]

This works on reach and it is faster

[SirSakio]

Turtle neck and chain!

[MsDechris]

we will call it the armadillo

[deltahalo241]

@MsDechris i was going to say that :3

[LowRider7208]

ehh, I dont blame your for recording off your TV screen. Im getting so desperate for a capture card im eventually gonna start recording off mine as well :D

[deathsneeker]

soooooooo slow



[xXitchydirtXx]

85 people got ran over by the rice bucket (amored warthog)

[calmem12]

that is slowest that a tank and less powerfull but totaly armored

[pokemonlover101010]

Sweet

[DarkraiRocks494]

this is the 1100th comment. BD

[nachi50]

@freizafullpower1

You can build other stuff.

Just press rb or lb in the building menu

[friezafullpower1]

OMG in halo 3 i cant build vehicles and other things?

[oblisk2]

Doesn't count as an armored vehicle if you can't go fast with it.

[crashbash2000]

cool but slow

[trex9100]

can you do this in reach

[XJimXBob]

well i find it awsome :)

[newsonbilly]

so u cant go fast??

[zzaacckk112]

well i tryed it but when i go fast it falls

[sharsharkan]

i still do this in reach :)

[LeooooonScottKennedy]

i like how the first comment is everytime "will it blend?"

[Gir3222]

i was the first to do this with my turtle hog.

[EBxoverlordz]

lol wort turtle!!! FTW

[LexFucks]

u'd get hi-jacked so easy plus u cant really splat people. and ur gunner is vurnable. it's really a bad design if u think about it.

[MegaAwesome72]

No, hes drivin slow so da stuff don fall off

[lulcoolj110]

its a warthog in a turtle shell

[sgtbrewski]

a little slow... couldnt someone just run up and pull you out? after they take out your gunner of course.

[farthenman67]

Nuh uh, U are teh bal sookr. Mi r fur yeerz uld.

[Hambazumba2]

you suck

[crazyboutzrh]

hi

[nicksatriani]

Hold rt when u have an object, then rotate with left and right joysticks

[TestStunt]

how i can turn thing in forge mode? plz tell me?

[conduitfan5]

@TestStunt up on the D-pad

[Naarkian]

looks like a turtle...........

[annoyerboka]

@Naarkian and it move like turtle...

XD

[NicktheFreak25]

83 people are mad because they cant make it....

[Archer007TIME]

"Runs over with elephant"....

[HaloOMENproductions]

I lyke Turtles.

[Joker3371]

looks more like a puma to me

[TheMystogunz]

you made the warthog o a....wart turtle?Its friggin slow yet looks like a turtle shell hehehe

[SwaffyX]

All you need is about 20 rolls of duct tape.

I've done this before. It sucks a bit, since you HAVE TO DRIVE AT 0.1 MPH.

[CoreHunters]

@SwaffyX I know, they should make a feature in halo that you can stick things to other things. ;p

[SwaffyX]

@CoreHunters Oh, I get what you mean. Like forging on the body of vehicles.

Sticking stools on the barrel of a Scorpion and ... I don't know.

[awesome1232324]

But will it blend?

[kineticdeath]

@awesome1232324 will the blender be running still by the time it arrives to be blended?

[awesome1232324]

@kineticdeath Mhmm

[delivert93]

@awesome1232324 That is te question!

[king10997]

@awesome1232324 .......no........

[Rooster6464]

@awesome1232324 U R SO RIGHT! WILL IT BLEND?!

[thetufling]

AWESOME!!!

[watzwrongwichyouu]

Did you not feel like talking today or what.

[watzwrongwichyouu]

@watzwrongwichyouu Also LOL at 2:04

[MetalicFluffGen]

Cop: Sir. Sir. You need to step out of the turtlehog please.

Me: huh I can't here you

Cop: don't make me use force

Me: I'd like to see you try (Drives away)

Cop: (cop gets in front of turtlehog) Sir do you know you were driving 5 in a 2 mph zone.

[AddictionCraving]

The Armadillo

[vipertxt]

Easier than a tank to hijack

[StevoE26]

omg the turrtlehog!!!

[platapus112]

usnc armadillo

[HeroeOfPhartia]

82 ppl were run over by an armour warthog

[sostoplane88]

way toooooooooooo slow man how bout reach does it work there?

[Thegametricks666]

@sostoplane88 I made a video how to make an armoured warthog,mongoose, and reverant. reverant and warthog you have to drive slow but mongoose you can drive pretty fast.check out my channel

[callum40500]

Good but what if you get hyjacked!!!

[smokerjet523]

that is cool but slow.

[gabemonkey1]

ITS RETARTED IM NOT MAKING THAT THING (its crappy slow)

[RedhotIta1]

Ehum, i never play Halo 3, jsut the 1 but Halo 3 got an map editor? or just an object editor? mean can i create SP maps from 0?

[Guaseth]

@RedhotIta1 its a map editor like reach but reach has better coz it got a full blank map to edit

(map editor, not creator, u can make variables for the maps, not designs..)

[Success1017]

2:04 YOU SAID CUM!!!

[cblanks27]

the only problem is the things in top fall off if u go any faster

[tingedmrshooter]

it looks like an anotolope and it moves like an antolope i think it should be called the antolpoe (:

[chrisdiggidy]

@tingedmrshooter Do you even know what an antalope is?

[natedog620pwns]

my grandma drives faster than u

[bluemike61]

how do you get in??

[VoidWalker22]

Volkswagon Beetle no hit backs!

[TheTrollunderthebrig]

79 people just got shot by master chief

[ladysailor68]

@TheTrollunderthebrig lol too bad hes floating around in space for all eternity or at least untill halo 4 comes out

[TheTrollunderthebrig]

true very true

[happycooks]

its a prius lol



[munchybubbles28]

bit slow aint it...

[BCBU2410124]

Until someone walks slowly by the drivers seat and jacks your a$ $

[SpasticChickenVideos]

lol u said cum. tht means sperm

[nahumwacalum12]

jajajajajajajaja

awesome

[songsrcool99]

turtle powah ACTIVATE

[GarrysGod]

But will it blend?

[Zuesandme]

@danielalexlucas Well duh its armored you dumbass

All vehicles that ar earmored are slow like..TANKS

[thedarkmajay]

wow it looks like batmans ride in the dark knight

slow but effective lol

[100planeguy]

sweet

[vincereviews]

I copied this at my forge thanx for the idea...

[SuperMegaperson]

it would be easy to hijack wouldnt it

[Akutenshi1990]

on flaw, throw a plasma gernade through the back of the worthog you should kill the gunner and most likely injure the driver and passenger

[Stormblade2480]

I made one yesterday and turns out the guy was going slow so it dont fall off you can go at normal speed

[OrangeSodaKing]

In my Halo 3 playing days (I am on spring break, so I have a couple more of those days currently), I made a map that utilized rice buckets to a certain degree. I'm going to do it again. They're pretty nifty. :)

[MasterIBM5]

LOL red:lets go kill those blues blue:quick get in armored warthog red:wtf is that blue:we will destroy you 5 hours later distance traveled 2 miles red:I'm going to sticky them *runs up to window and throws plasma grenade* red:dam it they did not die other red:suck my laser *laser fires* game over red-3 blue-0 green-5million green nuked everything XD

[lolmasterz434]

bungie should of put wielding things so you can wield those big ass metal things together.

[DestroyTheseWalls]

eehehehehe y said cum.....lol