Mary Carey for Governor

[TheJRealest]

Mary carey your sagging tits in this clip would wrap around my dick with ease. For that and only that fact I would've voted for you, but thank God I don't live in America and have to put up with jokes like this

[MoonIightGraeme]

Porn stars get alot of stick but I'm sure she'll take it on the chin... the chest and in her mouth.

[moeali777]

Lol america voted for bush ... They would vote for her

[kylielovespuppiecash]

she,ll be the best head of state

[jarrenator]

@kylielovespuppiecash u mean she gives best head in the state?

[kylielovespuppiecash]

@jarrenator that was the whole joke jackass, thanx for ruining it

[Counterbrilliance]

Her breasts are so digusting! she needs her breasts reconstructed and new implants put in desperately. Her teeth are very gross as well, can you say Mr Ed!!!

[diamondbackqueen]

@Counterbrilliance why the hostility?



[DosForbezaPorFavor]

@williamsobieski Maybe more.

[JRealkkk]

She is so fine, i'd love to just tit fuck her but would probably only last ten seconds. Just reminds me of a dumb horny nympho...

[triple7cris]

i wanted mary carey to win governor of california.. she was going to have nude party for citizens of california at the governor's mansion in Sacramento!

[spyrothedragon590]

Fuck she's hot :O

[ks7800]

she actually got over 11,000 votes

[Krucius]

haha the way she said jury duty and the fart noise kick ass logo cracks me up!

[lbjoshbal]

haha at least she's real. other politicians keep quiet about stuff like this. but once elected, the obscene proposals are silently put in motion all for the money. gay marriage? tax on implants? how bout prescribed drugs? pfft damned Americans. might as well make a new America religion.

[ShivsyMe]

Slutty version of Marie Curie?

[DosForbezaPorFavor]

@ShivsyMe Well, you know I'm ignorant when you mention a French-Polish physicist-chemist who pioneered research for radioactivity and I had to Google her name. Learn something new everyday.

[GearfriedGeneral25]

Stupid Gay Marriage

[Kellogs43able]

but does she suck a good dick??

[thebuckrogers22]

@Kellogs43able u know i never seen her in a porn with a man before, only women.

[adizzle223]

I'm just gonna vote for the rent is too damn high party.......

[Coatl360]

@adizzle223 amen

[justinvanderlinden]

@adizzle223 the rent is too DAMN high

[trinity777b]

cali is a shit hole. its the sad broke friend no one wants to hang out with.. and the proof is the joke it plays on itself. fuck cali

[ace142]

I've would've been VERY disappointed in californian citizen if she would have been elected.

[TheHockey1989]

mary carey is beautiful

[Mikdeelo]

Hey Mary! Govern THIS!

[scatcoitus]

i like her platform. i would vote for her even though i think her boobs are too big. i like em small. not flat but small. there is less sagginess when they are small

[Righton2000]

@DieMudPeople Yeah but the question is, is that if Arnold's been in office for as long as he has been and did such a great job, do the people REALLY want a decent citizen anymore?

[tothatextent]

Why would she tax breast implants?  I thought the porn industry liked breast implants.

[Righton2000]

I don't know if the fart sound helped the campaign.

[DimasGotSwagger]

She has mad saggy titties.

[DoloresNieto2010]

wow

[normalais]

i bet she'd be better than arnold

[KR1PT0NITE]

love her husky voice.

[StuBear010]

yes.. she's serious people

[rumad1]

look at all the retarted people here. OOOOOOH SHES HOT AND ILL VOTE FOR HER IF SHE FUCKED ME! geez. i dont think this girl knows nothing about polotics

[shaney1981]

I need to cum between her tits like right now!

[Hotrodrogers91]

What a dumb blonde.

[Freccia59]

Souch a sexy voice and attitude ,loved here in the movie Pervert ! -tribute to Russ Meyer..Hope she is okay after rehab :)

[Thealmostguy]

@Freccia59 Ahh gotta get that movie... see if I can find it onlie.

[bananaempijama]

cute but wtf are those boobs?

[VideoUploaderTester]

Saggy slut boobs...

[DippShits]

@VideoUploaderTester yes, they're great!

[mrstrings65]

I gotta see that AGAIN !!

[selmalover]

she's cute but her tits are saggy

[KungFuRascals3]

Personally, I think she did it for the publicity and never expected to win. I think she would have freaked out if she did win! She would have made a very interesting govenor :-).

[infowazz]

ahh, let the dumb comments roll........you dumb overstimulated morons. you have no idea that your govt is out to get YOU. the Patriot Act, Enemy Beligerence Act, Rex 84, PPD 51, Homeland Security, PNAC document, blah blah....

i can give you the real documents to read and you'll just laugh and say its not real. so don't wonder what is happening when it all collapses this year.

[lfctwentytwo]

she's a lot hotter than arnie thats for sure

[Horuszi]

puta merda viooooo...e nem é tão gostoza...estilo americana mesmo mó teta caida e sem bunda ...uahsaushausshausha

[misteratoz]

honestly, with the way the government/economy is running right now, at least we'd have a hot governor. I mean if Arnold can do it, how hard can it be?

[mrstrings65]

@misteratoz the thing is arnold did it BUT BADLY.all i can say to him is HASTA LA VISTA BABY !!!!

[nasafakedit]

i would vote for her if she fucked me

[dragonslayerpotatoe]

@nasafakedit true dat

[HypocritesAreUs]

@nasafakedit ddddddddddddude i can't believe you said that. But yes, my vote if i get her first.

[nasafakedit]

@HypocritesAreUs

lol dude you are about 20 years too late

[jamezbond78]

@nasafakedit all politicians fuck you over.

[LoggyWD]

@nasafakedit Not really, I want intercourse

[sedraopamp]

if I was usamerican, i'll vote for her, hehehe. What a body so hot, oh my god.

[nasafakedit]

I hope her tits are real

Breast implants TAX is a brilliant idea,

i hate fake tits

US NWO Govt

[sedraopamp]

right. US Zionist New World Order Govt. I have another name for US: United States of Israel. The zionist JEW LOBBY controls USA

[JCPosey]

@sedraopamp Yeah, sure it does. When I think of all the bad things in life (gas prices, health care costs, violent crime, corrupt policitians-about 99% non-Jewish), it's so obvious this JEW LOBBY is responsible. And w/ a little over 1% of the population, they've ob'ly taken over so it's too late to stop them.

[358Liberty]

Mary Carey becomes a libertarian I'd vote for her. Beef up on the libertarianism! God knows the Terminator didn't make things better.

[nasafakedit]

Lol isnt it amazing that the masses voted for scharwzeneger that utter moron, most people are retards

[elmando5]

Sadly but Mary Carey is probably way smarter than Mariah Carey.

[csj3rd]

Typical blonde hyped up b.s.

[TheWitcherFanboy]

She has my vote :D

[TheJerzeyboi]

IS SHE SERIOUS? i mean arnold shwartzaniggah was at least smart she looked like a party girl not knowing what the hel she wa getting herself into

[strazzy3]

AMERICA IS FUCKING STRANGE MAN ! WOA, i mean, did this trashy skank ass whore really think she wud win........MUST'VE BEEN SUCKING TOO MANY COCKS !!!!

[thegreatestbak]

if a hollywood movie star can run, it just shows you how silly it is to be in power sometimes

[strazzy3]

DAMN RIGHT !

[fyfytj]

I don't know who to hate more: Mary Carey or the people who actually ran this joke of an ad.

[sureshtmg]

n now this is the difference between Asia n Western continent. Here in our Continent, specially in Southern part(where i live), girls who play in Porno movies even doesn't prefer 2 walk on a street without mask due 2 odd. But in Western society, they even goes 4 election. Hey bros! R u kiddin' me?

[7liras]

PARANGOLÉ!!!

[strazzy3]

Whats "PARANGOLÉ" ????

[TheM9Beretta]

ID GIVE ANYTHING 2 IF I COULD FUCK HER

[gmbrdiloss]

yeh, but California preferred a bodubuilder instead of a pron star. Wow, Cali, you people are smart

[Movement187]

whew i'd rather have arnold.

[kyu012]

you're 6 years too late buddy.

[psp785]

i would fuck her but vote sorry...

[FuryPower]

BIG TITS!!

[TheSparrow23]

her tits are real...

check her fully nude videos at

MYPINKBLOG,com

[peterpaker2]

butt censor fail! :O

[johnathansilveira]

She should stick to her day job

[blatspanner]

real tits?

[Komaoala]

Healthy, normal and morally right people don't run for politicians. They have a life outside of them...like spending time with wife and kids. Only the "selfish" people or the ones that like to be right all the time run for office. I'm not saying we have bad politicians but they certainly can't lead a state or country.

[jn0910]

fuck

[blatspanner]

are porn stars dumb,or just dead inside? never quite sure.

[Komaoala]

may actually be both.

[ak47srod]

id vote!

[jizzy2sexi]

lmao

[coasterfan11]

i would vote for her if i lived in California

[s1ns4n3]

and by da way...MARY CAREY wud have been a KICK ASS GOVERNER, she wud kicked ARNOLD ass, i think MARY wud have done a 1000x better than ARNOLD...dats my opinion...MARY CAREY, you RULE!!!!!, i love you...and you are da BEST!!!!! no matter wat, show deze haters you can make a comeback : )

[s1ns4n3]

i wish MARY CAREY won da spot for GOVERNER, i wud be so happy dat we have a PORN STAR for governer, i wud ONLY disagree wit dat GAY MARRIAGE SHIT, but da rest, HELL YEAH!!!! she wud have my VOTE, i can picture her in the state capital, eatin anotha woman pussy while she is givin a speech wit da microphone next to her mouf and she is naked...MARY CAREY, NIKKI NOVA, ASHLEY BLUE, JESSE JANE, HEATHER HUNTER, BRITTANY SKYY, DEE, SYREN, TALL GODESS, and MIKAYLA MILES should run for GOVERNER

[HandyMan101]

yeah her tits are sagging fast.

[blackzeoranger]

which is why she now has implants

[wesp3]

I love tits

[V4Vaseline]

id vote for her if she didnt have bags for tits

[er9804]

Am so for the part of jury duty!! We might as well get rid of welfare, and make all those lazy moms work!!

[myjanuary151987]

Ha-ha. Mariah Carey should have her name. Ha-ha

[x0rr3g]

she'll legalize gay marriage? heh, glad i didn't vote for her then.

[lokyboy12]

man she is fuckin hot nice ass and nice tits man yeah

[thorntonshark]

shes fat! and has saggy tits!

[DanielPlay72]

shes running for the republican nominee in 2016 lmao

[WarPig15]

DHAHAHAHAHA

[game3525]

Hell, I vote for her.

[edwickjones]

they block her butt out and then show like 3 sec later! lol

[ryder312]

id votee 4 her

[alxp10]

wow nice ass

[svcreeper]

flat ass saggy boobs

[frankie1089]

THOSE ARE SOME SAGGY TITS!!!

[tarathetarantula]

I have a question, call me crazy but did she pick the name "Mary Carey" as a stage name because she looks almost exactly like Mariah Carey?? I always thought she looked so much like Mariah Carey. Am I nuts or what?

[Deidraisbomb90]

yea your right

[frankie1089]

yup

[xbrittanybitchx]

can she at least get a push up bra? i mean seriously... and to the person that said "thats gravity" i have double d's and mine are not saggy and they're real. this girl is in her 20's not her 60's.. no excuses.

[y0uRsw33t616]

pics or u dont... have double d's that rnt saggy

[xbrittanybitchx]

or, instead of spending the money to run for governor or for this commercial she should invest in a breast lift procedure

[jkatulak]

i cant believe she was a serious candidate for governor

[CTHULUgreatoldone]

welll...i guess we know how THAT alll turned out..lmao

[jesselovelyred]

she dont look like mary carey

[augmentedheart]

at 0:24 it sounds like she's farting...

[magnanleon]

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LoVe BiGgEsT FaN,

JessIkAh EsKo

[CTHULUgreatoldone]

you love trash instaed of real women who have classs?

[jesusisascam]

Her breasts are sagging like a post- menopausal woman and she was only in he early twenties here- how sad!! Today, she is overweight with a double chin.

[alylovesedgein]

eww

shes fatt

and her tits are sagging

and her voice is annoying as fuck

[BigMick888]

She has boring tits

[rateyourstudents05]

I'll definitely be voting for her this upcoming erection.

[LosAngelesFresh1]

hahhaha, that entire election was a fucking joke, a complete fucking joke... -.-

gary coleman, mary cary, arnold schwarzenegger, some other politician bitch

[Semir313]

gary was just looking for a job hahaha

[AJxn3]

This ad = FAIL.

Unfortunately... her name was still on the ballot.

[DanielPlay72]

no it wasnt?

[AJxn3]

Yep... You can still take a look at the ballot for yourself lol.

[DanielPlay72]

i looked on cnn and it didnt show her

but w/e it hardly matters lol

[er9804]

i like that!! people who file for unemployment should get jury!! not a bad idea!! lool I'll vote for Marey...

[beanerboy86]

lol...did she fart at the end?

[syd86]

lol, california must be becoming really sad that this bimbo wants to run as governer there

[trivialtrivium]

was this an actual add? like...is she really trying or tried to be governer? o_0

[stevieboy1006]

this bitch sez she looks like mariah carey, ha not even close

[Muhkuhtwo24]

She said people say that.

[sareuhhkay]

why on earth would people want a porn star drug addict representing their state... god only knows how badly she would have destroyed california..

[BItterManXX]

i'll vote 4 her

[NarcissisticGuy]

i wonder how california would be like if she was governor. hmmmmmmmm.......

[calebdean2476]

people voted for her?

[madbroly]

Yah I justwanna eat her out

[Idolpurist]

Bleeve U me, U DON'T want 2 eat THAT Pussy! Her Pussy is as sloppy as her Belly!

[joeshmoe005]

wtf is wrong with her tits?

[Taino187]

nothing, oddly enough thats what REAL BOOBS look like, truly ODD for someone in th porn biz to have REAL BOOBS eh? =P

[MenstrualBubbles]

I wonder what her vagina looks like... too bad im 9 and don't know how to find porn on google.

[mikesoffel]

haha your joking,you cant be 9 with a name like menstrualbubbles.

you gotta good laugh outta me thanks.

[jamesthq]

you can see more fitter women in your local high street then her aghhh

[morzilla84]

it is for real she wanted to be a governor ?

[korriban129]

I am disgusted that you people would want someone that portrays themself in that way in public office. Where are your morals and values. She doesn't represent the values of an upstanding and moral citizen.

[funnybananaeater122]

you must have voted for bush..am i right?

[bubs848]

she's got my vote.

wait... it already happened? dammit!

[TheRadical42]

100 Snazzes on the 100 point Snazz-o-Scale!

-Yowza! Mary has my vote! And yes, this is totally real. There were something like 700 people on the ballot, because CA is so weird. (Arnold won, of course.) I want to say Mary placed 10th, but don't quote me on on that.

-A Game Show Network did a show called "Who Wants To Be Governor of California" with about ten contestants - Mary DID win that show. Yeah Mary!

[ct54]

that was so thought provoking i'm surprised she didn't win

[deftonian69]

all haters are jealous.she is so fuckable.HATERSSSSS!!!!

[penis3x69]

saggy tits much

[esperanza31288]

her tits are saggy as fuck

[KSingGirl1135]

lol, yea, but thats cuz they're her natural breasts

[elguapostino]

I'd still tittie fuck her though...

[dstef01]

What a lovely young lady.

[Rawk4Life]

Good thing she didn't become Governor of California? What would be the benefit of people in that state serving Jury Duty just for filing unemployment? Everyone at some point in their life is asked to do Jury Duty regardless of what they do.

[acotytamwiesz]

in my place such a pussy goes for around 50 usd per hour

[facundocampos]

for a porn star, she's got pretty saggy breasts

[leantom18]

That's 'cause her tits are all-natural

[CletePurcell]

A chicken in every pot and a blow job for every dude.