Kate Upton Knife or Banana

[AngelOfMercy56]

Shane Dawson?

[WRX7182]

Kate is just right, you need a little meat on the bones! and the way she is, is perfect!

[Rhythm825]

bish needs to drop a few pounds.

[jagermikster92]

she's fat and not hot

[xpekt11]

"And that's how you play knife or banana, for Kate Upton (Quick last stare at them tites) im Daniel Tosh"

[mikegowave]

I stab girls like that in a very different way but I still find it affective

[MultiClickable]

Honestly, Kate upton is really good looking and anyone who complains about anything like stomach or hips, congratulations ur standards are higher than Megan fox, so basically ur never going to get laid and chances are u don't look much better than the retard dressed in a banana costume at the beginning. Keep ur porn surfing up cuz ur real life doesn't match up with ur pathetic standards

[690169]

@MultiClickable

I 100% agree....bitching about hips or stomach....she's smoking hot with a bad ass body

[winkawak]

damn that host just touch her breast

[qqMindTricksqq]

jesus fucking christ what kind of fucking intro is that....

[IJBAGLEY1998]

Kate Upton is so beautiful! :D

[funtimecoolness]

Banana knife they both kill u

[leozap382]

I have my banana ready. 

[BillyGP]

Kate is a GODDESS

[jaydimes10851]

every time he blinked he looked at her tits. and he blinked ALOT

[SuperDman500]

What would the knife do have a heart come out

[SuperDman500]

Knife or banana knife or bananaknife or banana whIch will u choose

[SuperDman500]

1:05 is what everybody wanted to see

[aqpogi]

ahh lucky guy who stab kate fucking upton

[CapitanSab]

Onision???

[345jubilee]

Her body shape is weird. She has love handles and no hips. She has an average face. But the hottest chest!

[skitzo117]

I would travel the world in 80 days in a hot air balloon for her

[PortableGameInformer]

0:46 Tits jiggle

[DarkLordoftheTshi]

She's worth getting carpal tunnel syndrome.

[topher333]

I bet she's used to having various liquids on her chest

[applewitheveryone]

hmm interesting game show....

[sherrydan1300]

I would Gaflavitty her GaGoogity With My Googus.

Giggity.

[Zephol]

my banana from her chest

[babuschka]

he could stab me with his banana any time he'd like! also: watchu doin with them hands katiegirl?

[RyRyLove202]

"You ever been stood up by an 18 year old? Quite the blow to the ego.." LOL, fucking Kate Upton...

[Shirokinukatsukami]

Pointlessly trying to be pointless.

And it is all a rip of a Japanese show anyways.

[Stegemasi]

She needs to work on those lower ABS.. Call me Kate, I got a recipe for that..

[slicedGabe]

She has a sexy voice....... and, of course, sexy tits

[Heavenlyhounds96]

If I'm not mistaken, the background and music belongs to "Deal or No Deal".

[Heavenlyhounds96]

Several comedians have a bit of a gimmick or style in their work, (Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist who seems to mostly talk argue with himself about himself and Kevin Hart talks about being small). Daniel's gimmick is trying to confuse the audience as to whether or not he's gay.

[skullkid267]

this episode went on yesterday when did this leak

[1970CUDAHEMI]

GUN OR APPLE

[fragile118]

WTF just happen lol

[rydellhd]

ALL-RIGHTY THEN

[TheFarfalla24]

Supermodel? she has no waist, I see more beautiful women on the street!

[hisaoawesome]

@TheFarfalla24 She's a swimsuit model

[matrixistrue]

@TheFarfalla24 shes smoking hot , what street do you live in ? jealousville

[TheFarfalla24]

@matrixistrue There are women for every taste, I consider her cute but not hot! and I do not live in jealousville. I travel back and forth between Brazil and P.R and women there are VERY HOT!!

[OkapiVideo]

One of the greatest segments on this show ever.

[riverkid32]

the best part of the video is the song

[redbullgall2]

so stupid!



[666madmal]

that is retarded

[ktodarling]

omg onision!! hahahaha

[humboldtfrog]

its the onision guy da fuck?

[nrdify]

Knife, so I can stab my eyes out after watching this.

[TheRomanBond007]

I bet she already got more than 1 banana XD

[Gyyuuuuuuuuu]

Ja

[honeytos28]

i get confused with kate upton and caitin upton they both been on tosh.0 and they both models.

kate probly hotter tho

[MrViolaFTW]

i think he had a couple bananas.

[Toronto670]

I'll give her a "banana" but it won't be just in the chest.

[EliteTrooper015]

you can edit the speed on a youtube video?!?!?

[l1u2k0e3]

how old is this? i just watched it yesterday for the first time. FAIL!!!

[WorldOfNothin]

you know what, this makes me feel stupid!!! Tosh by no means is fun and to be honest i totally can't stand him lol

[theluigifan1]

This should be the new Rick Roll.

[veetour]

I wouldn't stop fingering her twat even if my fingers bleed raw.

[xXTwISTeDViOlEtXx]

lol onision



[whoisthatguy10001]

i know one thing i would stab into her chest

[oxxadamxxo]

@whoisthatguy10001 your banana?

[gretaqhazelzzz]

10 hour version... theen dupstep

[inuasha1142]

anyone who watches annoying orasnge knows what to choose

[Adammusicny]

whatd that magic chest feel like tosh

[TheTrippleTKA]

this show was recorded in front of a live studio audience

[obeyauga320]

its da g-mix

[MyGitty]

The video froze for buffering on the shot of her boobs !

[Pamballa010]

she has a tummy

[EliteSlayer542]

@Pamballa010 So? She's human. If you like anorexic women then go look somewhere else dude.

[Cassthebad]

this is my favorite episode because onision is in it!! :D

[cesar11duran]

Of course have a blonde on a game show

[malamericana77]

il gioco piu' stupito che abbia mai visto.Le tette cmq grosse ce le hà ed io gliele palperei diversamente.Big boobies yuhuuuùù

[ilovegir1246]

I'd totally choose knife

[BlueL30n]

JIGGLE!!!!!!



[TheSkyxZ]

Why so idiot?

[JJsoCali]

I fucking love Tosh.0

[xSamUMP]

Hey what r u doing tonight? Ever get stood up by an 18 year? A blow to the ego lol.

[Freak271317]

You know Daniel hit that...

[RobloxAd]

KNIFE OR BANANA :D

[SlamIt889]

which will YOU choose?

[TiramoR]

0:24 is the best!

WHAAAT!!! XD

[dmcadik]

The theme song should be viral imo

[youngmoosa]

She's 19

[Manlife111]

She has nice titties

[littlecockjoxx]

the banana should've ripped her shirt open

[DrMagillicutty]

"that is a sharp banana"

yeah you already told me that babe..

[360SamuelE]

That song shoul open dozenz of doors for his future

[fredievsjason]

knife or banana?

knife or banana?

knife or banana?

wich will you chose?

[StripedSolidsInc]

i would run a train on that bitch

[Shadowthiefdark]

You see. That, kids, is why you should always stab yourself with a knife.

[MrDiamondCreeper]

Dude shes freaking 18 o_o

Hot as *** though

[bobafett509]

oh my god i think i craped in my pants

[ILoveEthnicWomen]

@bobafett509 I know, I totally just "craped" my pants too! Yesterday I crapped them but today I decided to rid myself of that extra p. Whew.

[jigsoree]

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[FoolsCantBeKings]

Halloween 2011: knife or banana

[DavidMcMahon1]

Video starts at 0:44

[Yagman5000]

I wasnt even watchin, all I saw was the boobs

[unimagineative]

youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTG­Y

[verryberrygirl454]

"Hey, Daniel!"

"What."

"I'm a Knife!"

"What'Ju Say?"

"I'm a Banana!"

"You're What?"

"KNIFE OR BANANA! KNIFE OR BANANA! KNIVE OF BANANA! WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?! YAH YAH!"

Oh Gosh. I Think This is One of My Favorite Episodes... ;]

[freshpunisher]

i only came here for the theme song and o yeah KINFE OR BANANA FTW!

[lalala2231000]

tities!

[itsvalbiatch]

fuckin onision.....haha just great.

[killbill218]

"wow thats a sharp banana"

"what are you doing later?"

.... tosh you're so awkward i love it

[FluidMotionPK1]

onison! 

[MrPunkscout1]

what a way to ruin such nice boobs :(

[MrMuddy123456789]

that waz fucking amasing

[thbest2000]

Knife or Banana or My Cock and I would stab her with any of those preferable my cock

[normandale1987]

I come for the kate upton, I stay for the theme song

[unsinkable96]

Damn them pants are tight!!!!!

[TheMegaChech]

wow the theme song is catchy

[lilyapple3]

these are the bookings that IMG gets for this girl???!!!!...sad

[A1sausie]

Kate Upton!!!!!!!

[SpicyCarrot19]

He looks like Shane Dawson!!! o:

[jouschermer]

Which one did she choose? I only watched till1:05

[macandease]

I imagined instead of blood silicon would come out. Hmmm...

[lawyerxsinxdarkky]

i actually watched this for the theme.

[lesliederek]

knife or bannana knife or bannana witch will you choose

[VoltaireTennis]

keep pressing 5 to see how Tosh gives a blowjob

[jackoe123]

just heard my dad fart in his sleep

[swagamite7zax]

@mrruthlauren your obviously one for pointing that out assclown a Guy asking a girl what she doin how is dat gay think dum ass

[watzupfriendz21]

I love this show. I have murdered 3 people by playing this game!!

[MrJccini]

Dj4298 i want to shove his dick in my pussy

[cesar11duran]

thumbs up for O-NI-SI-ON!

[devinexoxo]

knife



[Ascobal77]

OMG i love her stomach

[ninjajesus81]

This girl is literally famous only for having nice boobs.

[w00ter92]

@ninjajesus81 thats true but dont hate =p

[ninjajesus81]

@w00ter92 Don't hate what?

[harleyd1000]

@ninjajesus81 That's...bad?

[ninjajesus81]

@harleyd1000 It's aggravating that people are such sheep. A company puts her on a commercial and says "Look at these boobs, buy our product" and people do.

[promaster47]

she has big boobs

[Pheminon]

@promaster47 i have seen bigger in person

[promaster47]

@Pheminon haven't we all?

[ILoveEthnicWomen]

@promaster47 Funny, I didn't even notice.

[MissBouncyBall]

@promaster47 no freakin duh

[BotheredMe]

I laugh because I was staring at her boobs the whole time.

[xoxjafarxox1]

she is very hooooooooooooooooooot

[ethanissocool]

P.s I would love to stabb her with my banana

[ethanissocool]

People call her fat? really wtf how

[demonfox1626]

ow what if u can stab someone with a banana

[EspadaNegative1]

a little fat here/?

[amishbros]

damn kate's got a little tummy in this

[Alex06CoSonic]

Wtf is that Onision? AHAHAHAHAHAAA xD

[gypsikiller2124]

I wish Justin bieber would choose knife

[compkin]

justin bieber choosed knife

[TheRossFawcett]

@compkin choosed isn't a word stupid.

[MrRuthMrLauren]

Why would he ask what she was doing later. He is clearly a homosexual.

[spasmkid]

@MrRuthMrLauren He could be a Bisexual

[Mr777777b]

that is a very sharp banana

[croncake1234]

hes hot in her bikini no lie for me yes or no

[nutterbutter658]

i have a sharper banana

[shadow40089]

sharp bannana



[warwizard2010]

HOT

[spaminacan11]

hotttttttttttt

[SuperRicky2013]

this is stupid

[ahkhim]

that lipbite at 0:57 is hotttt!

[funnyman842]

Knife fruit banana Knife Fruit banana Knife fruit banana

[xxIMMORTALKILLA]

is it just me or does that talking banana look like shane dawson?

[beaniemae]

LOL me and my dad love this song!!!!

[sniperscope1997]

shes gigantic! daneil is around 6'2 kate looks taller

[thekingofoakland]

@sniperscope1997 She obviously looks 3 inches shorter than him; plus she's wearing high heels.

[sniperscope1997]

@thekingofoakland i looked it up she is around 5'9 thats really tall for a girl

[AGxMVPx]

If she chose both then one in each tit

[princepoul]

damn i was praying to god for her to eat that banana :<

damn you god !

[TheBixlowe]

Really?

Onision?

[newagepun]

is it me or kate's mole add's a lot to her image?