Bill Maher " Yee Haw Jesus Take The Wheel..."

[someone2sayit1]

I nearly died at the end.

[123backinyerface]

Rick Perry encompasses everything that is mentally wrong with America. I am so glad he made these Ads, they will be laughed at for many years to come.

[BER2ERKER]

@DigitalPraise7 It doesn't matter what you think of Bill Maher personally or otherwise; if you don't agree with that specific statement, then you're nuts.

[DigitalPraise7]

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you Captain Pagan, aka Bill Maher.

[222yeahyeahyeah]

@Sonykroket Why so much fucking hate for someone/thing thats never done anything to hurt you?

[heltongut123]

i just read it on the book, awesome :D

[rxc128]

I think Chris Mathews just lost his load, he does that when Obama gives a speech or when Bill ( Chris calls my little Billy Bob) does his thing.

[doublepenetr8or]

0:57 LOL at Matthews losing all control

[NightmareRHiWant2wln]

@UnknownUserName4267 and your ignorance and adolescent personality is a load of childish shit my friend ;) keep living a lie confused little being.

[NightmareRHiWant2wln]

@Gold753 ahaha yes clearly i'm the bad guy here. is that what you wanted me to say? when this kid or adolescent adult is provoking me? he can't keep his ignorance to himself? it's called retaliation. if somebody insults you, you'll do the same back idiot. but guess what, everybody sins, nobody is perfect beside God.

and unlike many other people these days i won't try to hide my faults, your right i shouldn't have stooped to his low mind level.

[johnnyboy2537]

@NightmareRHiWant2wln You mean the God that mercielessly drowned millions of innocent children? That one?

[BlackbirdSkyline]

@NightmareRHiWant2wln troll lolololol. nobody gives a shit on what you say? Your lord will not save you when the bad guys are coming down. Just look at 9/11. And even that, how can the Muslim Iraqis worship their deity while their houses were being bombed by your fundamentalist conservatard government and its retarded rednecks?

Since when was "god" REALLY "good"?

[Gold753]

"and while your at it you roach, go stick your fucking hand in a garbage disposal and flip the switch you pussy footed MF.."

How christian >___>

[NightmareRHiWant2wln]

@sonykroket "fuck your lord and your silly bullshit religion, how bout that.." oh fuckin brother you ignorant little fuck.. go take a damn walk. and while your at it you roach, go stick your fucking hand in a garbage disposal and flip the switch you pussy footed MF.

I'll pray for you though :] stay cool brother.

[sonykroket]

@NightmareRHiWant2wln

Hows about...

Fuck you and your condescending religious irrational patronizing douchebag-droppings, dipshit

Pray you wont look like a fool everywhere you go, dont pray for me, silly dumbass

[NightmareRHiWant2wln]

@sonykroket nah hows about...

i pray for you.. make myself look like a fool. for the sake of you lacking in wisdom, faith, and you seem like a miserable person with no right path in life i can tell just by your choice of words. and i'll pray for the other mislead athiest people that thumbs you up too because they seem like the same type of people that need help. hows about that one?

[sonykroket]

@NightmareRHiWant2wln

STFU preaching dumbass

[ozzieiniowa]

@NightmareRHiWant2wln Wisdom and faith are two mutually exclusive concepts.

[AtheistDaddy]

@NightmareRHiWant2wln I've always wondered if ignorance is actually bliss. Are you happy?

[adamsbeer]

@NightmareRHiWant2wln You pray for me and I'll think for you.

[ZooYork258]

@NightmareRHiWant2wln *facepalm* You need to read some books , watch some documentaries, and grow the fuck up and stop praying to an imaginary old cunt in the sky.

[NightmareRHiWant2wln]

Wow. this mans arrogance and ignorance disgusts me. he disrespect's his maker.. i'm a christ follower. let me just say that, why do you think on the dollar bill it says "in god we trust" because back then our presidency was smarter. which now you have arrogant bastards like this man and many other ignorant pricks thinking hes too smart for religion and really and truly hes the one living in the facade. and i don't give a damn about rick perry, but don't disrespect my lord and religion..

[sonykroket]

@NightmareRHiWant2wln: " but don't disrespect my lord and religion.."

Fuck your lord and your silly bullshit/religion

How bout that one?

[8ejc5]

@sonykroket Nice educational response, really reputable. . .

[TomFynn]

@NightmareRHiWant2wln You mean back then when George Washington was president and they had "E pluribus unum" on the coins and as the official motto?

Oh, and I do disrespect you "lord" and your religion. I disrespect all bullshit.

[Syntheticxox]

@NightmareRHiWant2wln In God We Trust wasn't added to the money until the 1860s. Under God wasn't added to the pledge until the 1950s and we actually didn't adopt the Motto In God We Trust as our national motto until the 1950s. Our Founding Fathers wanted to keep the church and state separate mainly because they were all mostly Deists. The First amendment protects us from Religion as well protects religion. It also protects free speech and Bill Maher has the right to say what he will.

[UnknownUserName4267]

@NightmareRHiWant2wln

Like the way Christians respect other religions? If he was real your god would be a cunt and your religion is a load of fucking childish shite.

[malikpa83]

It truly shocks me how quickly the United States has gone down the gutter.

Remarkable.

[kornklone]

i wish someone would upload the whole new rules segment for this one. its amazing

[LizzM26]

@pinkfzeppelinl..... The healthy choices people make in life does not need to affect a persons brain. In defend of veggiepower.

[LizzM26]

musicfan0211... I wish there was a like button. Your comment is the most intellingent comment posted in here.

Republicans will win. Just look at what happened at NY last week elections. People tried Obama for a change, but that change was not good enough. I want a president who feels proud of America, not someone who apologizes everytime he goes to another country for things that happen in history because it was needed to achieve freedom.

[wp4866]

if you want something badly enough all you gotta do is ask and you will receive. unless it isn't part of god's plan, that is. or it's selfish.

[StigJensen123]

Anyone who believes a single word of the Bible is a fucking stupid bastard. You insane fuckers. Idiots

[WhoBroughtTheContras]

@StigJensen123

I'm a Christian and I understand that alot of people give us a bad name. But really, a true christian isn't going to hate someone for their belief system. Just like you people. If you take what Jesus himself (not the old testament) taught, the message is to give love onto others. I AM NOT an idiot for believing that.

[Eleglas]

@WhoBroughtTheContras You mention "Not the old testament". Forgive me if I am wrong, but is the Old Testament not the one which is supposedly the Word of God? While the new testament was wrote by mortals.

[imaginarythings]

@Eleglas You are forgiven for being wrong...

[WhoBroughtTheContras]

@Eleglas i'm not trying to debate. just reread what i said.

[baller7912]

Look at where are country used to he when we had go more into our daily lives and people wernt trying to get god out of everything. Ever sense we started turning our heads from god our country has been going down hill. So i hope u like hell

[jimbobeire]

@baller7912 Really? back in the old religious days when black men were strung up on trees, and latinos and asians were being napalmed, back when it was a GREAT country to be proud of ? Is that what you mean?

Your politicians use the old bible talk to fool you while they make their buddies in the banks, arms and oil industries richer. It's always been about Mammon, not manna. You just don't like having that pointed out.

[psistarpsi80]

And people used to know basic grammar. When will u dumb fucks realize that you're always wrong. At every stage of history if the 'righteous' fucks said something and the liberal fucks said another, the liberal fucks were always right. THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS.

[LaurenceSethCohen]

Veggie power: the word is imbecile. You should be familiar with it.

[VeggiePower303]

Bill Maher is funny, but he is a spiritual imbasil.

All problems can only be solved on the spiritual level.

What has caused all our problems today is that people are spiritually disconnected and only chasing material things.

This will be our downfall if we don't turn around.

[PinkFZeppelin]

@VeggiePower303 Says the person named VeggiePower. Most vegans/vegetarians I know are liberals, obviously you are not.

[imsocool7222]

@VeggiePower303 Because praying worked so well in the dark ages. You know when the rennaisance happened? When people STOPPED praying. Of course, that was probably taken out of the textbooks in Texas just like Thomas Jefferson was.

[VeggiePower303]

@imsocool7222 You people don't have clue what kind of a retarded existence you are living without God.

[imsocool7222]

@VeggiePower303 Enlighten me. How is my existence retarded without God?

[VeggiePower303]

@imsocool7222 Let's just say without God you are running on a one cylinder scooter.

With God you are driving a 12 cylinder Jaguar and all the doors are open to you because people see that you have power behind you. But it takes discipline and perseverance to get there. The mind of the average Human is so confused it is unbelievable. You don't even have the power to sit for 5 minutes without thinking. And you think you are the one running your life. Not so. You are all slaves to your conditioning

[UnknownUserName4267]

@VeggiePower303

I love the way Christian retards like you can't possibly see how anyone can live a good full life without a god. Listen up pal, some of us aren't scared little children and have grown up and started taking responisbility for our actions while you cower in your god shaped hole.

[EvenStar303]

@UnknownUserName4267 First of all I am not a Christan. Second I am not scared of anything.

Third Imagining things about someone or something and believing them to be true is delusional.

It is clear from the tone of your message that you have no humility, no understanding of what you are against.

If you had ever researched religions and than come to the conclusion that God does not exist, it would be a different story. But you never did and you think you know everything about it.

This s retarded

[UnknownUserName4267]

@EvenStar303

You say you're not Christian yet act like a Christian by making assumptions about what I know or don't know. Now go away you patronising twat.

[EvenStar303]

@UnknownUserName4267 The difference between you and me is that I actually have basses to say what I say and you don't, because you have never researched religions and that is a FACT.

You have never meditated and you can't even make your mind shut up for 5 minutes.

Yet you think you are running your life.

What is running your life is the brainwashing you have received.

The extent of your talents are going around the net calling people names and arguing with things you know exactly NOTHING about.

[Mozart1220]

@EvenStar303 What you say has a "basses"? Apparantly you CAN "make your mind shut up".

[EvenStar303]

@Mozart1220 What are you, the self appointed spell checker of the internet?

Is that the most intelligent comment you can come up with?

How about something that actually has any relevance to the topic?

Or are you trying to be funny?

Not working!!!

[Mozart1220]

@Mozart1220 When you ridicule someone else, you might want to spell correctly. I type like a spastic chimp, but yours wasn't a typo. Just saying. BTW, I have belonged to several different religions, and I can tell you they are all bullshit. It all comes down to "now please be generous when the plate comes by". The Mormons just expect 10% off the top every month.

[ozzieiniowa]

@EvenStar303 It's "basis" FFS!

[EvenStar303]

@ozzieiniowa Now I know how to spell basis. But what is FFS?

[pirateswinyay]

RON PAUL 2012!

DO RESEARCH!

[RandomBS88]

jebus take the wheel! jebus? Oh wait, u dont exist, nevermind.

[pleasewaittovoteagai]

I'm voting for Ron Paul or Gary Johnson in the Republican primary (neither of them supports the racist, murderous, drug war or gun restrictions for negroes), and whoever the Libertarian Party runs (RJ Harris?) in the general election. :)

[NUTCASE71733]

@pleasewaittovoteagai

Poble is Ron Paul is a conspiracy theorist and wants to destroy our educational system rather than reform it so school boards wont be able to inject pseudoscience, which is the real problem with our education system.

[SmervinMervin24]

@NUTCASE71733 Troll.

[3000gtgomez7]

"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the pearly gates".

This man wears the most expensive suits I've seen on a politician and became a millionare while in office. He uses religion for votes and manipulation and thinks he is going to heaven. If he believed in the religion he preaches he would say no to the Armani suits and the millions in "contributions".

[mistertakeda]

The joke here is these days prayer is about as effective as voting.

[verbod]

shame on the idiots who voted for Perry

[PatriotInChief]

he disgusts me. i cant believe a total bigot like bill maher has his own show.

[dreamcastftwb1tch3s]

@PatriotInChief Why not? Pat Robertson does.

[salvadory]

@PatriotInChief dont watch then- !!!!! otherwise move in with the taliban- they ban mocking their religion

[undyingboar]

@gl3110 so every time we pray at chruch we're disobeying god?

[SketchyBack]

@undyingboar If you believe that the New Testament reports Jesus's words, and Jesus speaks for God, and there is a God, yes, you're not supposed to pray in church (or anywhere public), because it's for show and not genuine. Little known fact, esp. among fucking Christians.

[gl3110]

the bible says your not allowed to pray with other people around you..so all those people are disobeying god..

[rosstube]

If you could reason with Religious people, there wouldn't be Religious people

[gir908922]

"Spiritual solutions" = the government giving up

[aphillyate1]

This is Bill Maher at his funniest! I'd have been reduced to tears and fits of laughter on the stage. I was no more good when I saw this the first time.

[kel9591]

Chris Mathews was dying of laughter lol

[TheL2hang]

@kel9591 chris matthews is a fucking faggot

[kel9591]

@TheL2hang Why so hostile towards Matthews? Did he bang your mom or something?

[vicmackey2008]

@TheL2hang, wow. Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. :)

[TheL2hang]

@kel9591 lol nigger

[motombocolombo]

@kel9591

the second best death

there is!

;-)

[musicfan0212]

WOW, what a hater...some will call this humor but the reality is that Bill hates Christians and is amused by bashing anyone he disagrees with. He rarely engages in intelligent discourse and when he is confronted and his back is to the wall he relies on his hate-laced humor. The reason our country is in such a mess Bill is because we have turned away from our foundation which has included God since before the revolutionary war. Your rhetoric is divisive, archaic, and counter-productive.

[dizzymasekela]

@musicfan0212 You can't have intelligent discourse with jesus-freaks(i.e. Republicans), racists(i.e. Republicans) and hucksters(i.e. Republicans).

[yourmummademefat]

@dizzymasekela maybe Ron Paul? He seems intelligent

[andreobrien7]

@dizzymasekela Since when does intelligent discourse consist of calling people Jesus-freaks, racists, and huststers?

[1eulB]

@andreobrien7 Since the national discourse became dominated with Jesus-freaks, racists and huststers (whatever they may be)

[OpenFlameOfficial]

@dizzymasekela "The general principles on which the fathers achieved independence were the general principles of Christianity. I will avow that I then believed, and now believe, that those general principles of Christianity are as eternal and immutable as the existence and attributes of God."

The first, was by Thomas Jefferson. The second, by a man named George Washington. And lastly, by John Adams. Our first three presidents, and three of our critical founding fathers. I could go on.

[OpenFlameOfficial]

@dizzymasekela I wouldn't say they did too bad of a job forming our nation - the greatest nation that the world has ever seen. I sure hope they wouldn't fall under your category of "Jesus-freaks."

[imaginarythings]

@dizzymasekela That's right liberals are not intellectual...

[LogicalStatements1]

@musicfan0212 I think he has said a million times that he hates RELIGION not the people who have been brainwashed by it.

[SoNickPick]

@musicfan0212 Oh, I get it! Everyone who does not think like you is divisive,a archaic and counterproductive. I'm sure if every American prayed every single day, nobody would need health care reform, right?

[salvadory]

@musicfan0212 the founding fathers loathed religion- jefferson called christianity the" biggest perversity unleashed on mankind- ben franklin said" lighthouses serve more purpose than churches- so i dont know what foundation you speak of- ie seperation of church and state!!

[Stingerbillion]

@salvadory I agree.

[richwfd2002]

@musicfan0212 Sounds like you just described most "christians".