The Room - "Don't Touch Me, Motherfucker" 2003

[pjc908v5]

0:07

[TheNoirNinja]

'Don't tauch me mauder faucker'

[Smashdood]

mark was later surprised to find that he had nearly bashed his head on the door handle

[ramox90]

LOL its like he said motherfucker in slow motion or something... oh tommy wi... just why? XD

[Rogiman6969]

i like how marc flew across the room after johnny pushed him

[WhenTheSunHits123]

hahaha



[stolencheezburger]

Dont touuch me motherrrfuuuucker, get aouuut.

[DarthRatbat]

DON' TAUCH MEE MAUTHERFAUKER

[afivey]

So was this a fight or an attempt at an aggressive hug?

[hammyad]

Lol i love this piece of crap gayesy fight in the world

[zyxwut321]

How does he manage to say, "You should leave right now, Mark" without an accent? Is this whole "mysterious foreign" thing a rouse and he just let it slip for a second?

[AzraltKraiza]

@zyxwut321 Wiseau (?) has a number of lines in the movie that were dubbed over after filming concluded. which ones are painfully obvious, since as you've pointed out, they lack his accent. They don't sync with his mouth either, though to be fair, even his own dialogue somehow doesn't most of the time...

[zyxwut321]

@AzraltKraiza:

Oh, I know. I was just having fun with the disconnect of his lack of accent on that line.

[chuckface06]

why is he smiling at 0:10/0:11? god i love this

[Reaperwings22]

That's the girliest fight I've ever seen

[vampiredude001]

damn, he kinda hit that door hard lol

[deftones311100]

daun tush may murrrfffucker

[0live0wire0]

best line delivery ever

[Ichiboy900]

*Mark gets impaled by the Door Knob*

FATALITY!

[Ismoke1988]

Did anyone else notice he hit that door handle pretty fucking hard. lol

[Laitharex]

"You should leave right now, Mark" is the only line I have ever understood from this guy.

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

@Laitharex hahaha!!

[Zmister517]

The ONLY line Wiseau delivers well is "you should leave right now, Mark". It's like an alcoholic's moment of clarity.

Which is evidently only a moment as he resumes his usual acting in his following line.

[DarthCipient]

Don't touch me mmmmmmaaaaferrrrrrrka!

[haloprime360]

@everyone

this tommy wiswau guy is a retard!!!!!

[Riond551]

Which part has the Oh my god! line

[TheSirPrise]

@Riond551 Wrong film. That's the trolls 2 one.

[kilkolio]

WTF

dont worry about it man

r u kidding me just after all that?

[g2dajuan]

i came her because of the treehouse

[a1staek]

dont touch me.... mother father. get out

[shsbrownie]

is it just me or is every scene in this movie memorable (in a bad way)?

[azbacnikorange]

everyone in this movie has poor balance and seem to fall easily

[AceTracer]

@azbacnikorange How have I not noticed this? I must exploit it at my next viewing.

[coffeewithtoffee]

Dont spoil it we were just having fun. We spent the last two weeks doing nothing but screwing each other behind your back while i stole all your money. You know......fun

[retarturtle]

danz

[Nekojack111]

@retarturtle you too huh...

[leeconj01]

he sounds like microsoft sam when he says motherfucker

[ScarFail]

Bitch fight!!

[zeldafreak701]

The "You should leave right now Mark" line wasn't half bad.

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

@zeldafreak701 I know, right?

[rustyburger]

Mark went down like a fucking bitch, tommy totally won that fight.

[tatertot5499]

I love how he freaking smiles. XD

[FullmetalAnimator]

Is Wiseau totally emotionless or is he simply a zombie?

[CornadaTV]

@FullmetalAnimator Psh, what are you taking about? Toomy Wiseau is the greatest actor of our generation.

[FullmetalAnimator]

@CornadaTV :D Either you're joking, trolling or you're tripping on bad pills.

[TheMrRagr]

Day 13 of looking for @Evanz111 comment, food supplies running low.

[Oglettuce]

@TheMrRagr its a but a myth! why would you risk your lives for such a thing! you will surely starve!! 

[pjc908v5]

@TheMrRagr fucking gay

[szerdahelyigyerek007]

hmmm, Lisa is sooo hot !

[555misio]

JESUS CHRIST SO ACTION FILLED OMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOM THOSE EXPLOSIONS#!@#$@!#@!3

[Darkrise714]

*insert cat fight noises*

[shahoney]

Does anyone have the "what planet are you on?" scene? lol. I want to link that shit.

[magicmiek]

press 5 motherfucker.

[TheMarkz0ne]

I will do this at a party one day and see if people get the reference

[antiirony]

@TheMarkz0ne lol most likely nobody will but it's the effort that counts so do it anyway and I will laugh intrinsically with u.

[Ghafmocro]

Downt tuch me murder fuwker... gewt oud -,-

[HydroxideZz]

GET OUT

[CharmieKid]

MREOWWWW MREOOOW!

[Wickd004]

Mawhdurhfawhkurrhgetout

[RetributionLife]

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe, omg plz someone help

[1992corleonesicilia]

Badass.

[hotelmario510]

Anyone else feel like this film has a David Lynch feel to it? Like all the characters seem to know they're in a movie and don't give a flying fuck about anything, but pretend they do?

[byakuya600]

DUN TAWCH ME MOTHER FAWKER

[Zanmato007]

Real convincing fight there lol.

[faaarrrh]

i love the ginger guy behind johnny at 0:09 and his sudden call to action

[zeldafreak701]

Wow that fight was getting ugly real fist.

[pumpkinman4ever]

Even my mom laughs at this line!

[lilhaime2323]

You Mother Fucker>Press 5

[SpyridoulaKalamata]

Shirley Hammilton is the best actor in the movie

[Ralphan8r]

Don't tawch me motherfawckrrrr lolololol

[Jdaddy997]

Mark gets his ass kicked

[RuneFun12]

Looks like the "Me underwears" dude took a big crap at 0:03 lol

[Wierdoinc]

don towch me mader faarker and gettho

[mudkiprules4]

dawnt torch me morder fawker. He sounds like surfer stoned

[superjchamma]

Dawnt Tawch meeh mawther fawker, getowt. :D

[IndyClipz]

Does The Room remind anyone else of shitty FMV games?

[Jukebox36O]

Dunt totch me mudder fawkur, anyway how's your sex life?

[salshasam]

@Jukebox36O i canawt terl yoiu , itz confwidenntial.

[Hempelsparadox]

SPOOOOOOOON!

[thecameramenaus]

dontouchmemotherfuckergetout is a saved word in my phone's dictionary. I use it frequently.

[damyne77]

@thecameramenaus omg swag.

[funnyjunkvmkman]

@thecameramenaus

thats wrong, its not MOTHERFUCKER its MOTHAFAUKAER

[thecameramenaus]

@funnyjunkvmkman I stand corrected!

[funnyjunkvmkman]

@thecameramenaus

lol yea but we all can agree... this is the best comedy movie EVER

[Miister00]

tont tatsj mie matar fakar

[9Iamthewalrus]

Downt towch my moverfacker. Get owt. Ay am facking high rayt now mahn

[MacabreXMayhemXEddie]

DONN TOSSHHH MEH MODDER FAWKER

[HelloNewYorkCity]

DUNT TUCH ME MORFER FAWEKER

[jezzr101]

i wish that mark was a worse actor, make it funnier

[BlockByBlocks]

@jezzr101

He's got some real fucking competition in Tommy.

[LaxCommander]

Tommy Wiseau Directed, Produced, Wrote, And Starred in this Movie.

[Xitrax]

Honestly.. Whenever I think of this movie, i think of South Park's take on Tiger Wood's wife.

"YEW MUDDA FUKAR, I NEVUR SHUDV MARRIED YEEW!"

[TheMissfriss]

Lol lol, the

[hschan4]

Wiseau has Hulk strength!

[DeanDoesVideos]

I just love the intensity and drama in this scene - take note all thespians, THIS is how it's done!

[KristaDisapproves]

i find myself quoting this way more than i should.

[hypernigguh]

DO NAHHT TOUch ME MOTHERFAWWWWWWWWKER

[hschan4]

0:13 Wiseau got super strength!

[MsDeadCorpse]

Forget about Mark Johnny, he's just a chicken. Cheep cheep cheep cheep chirp

[huaun]

"Don't touch me motherfucker."

Hell yeah gangsta style XD

[Evanz111]

Did you guys know they showed this on Cartoon Network last weekend? No joke!

[pinkorpurple432]

Whoa, at the beginning he actually sounds like a normal person. Then he goes full Wiseau.

[grambosix]

i did NAUGGHHTTT

[howiescream]

Reach into the bag and get my wallet,it's the one that says bad MAATTHERFAAWWKER on it.

[kurale10]

Hold 4 to see Mark give Johnny a hand job

[kurale10]

Dont tach meh muddrrrrfokkkkkkrrrrrr

[UberNoob33]

dont tach me maudrfcker.

[mk741]

Did Johney use the force to throw Mark into that door?

[jaredmovie11]

ಠ_ಠ



[Rakasta84]

Yippe Ki-Yay Madderfawker

[scrashthepunkstar]

Press 5 and he'll tell you what he thinks of you

[pacman5698]

DAUNTTAUCHMEMAUDERFAUHKERGEAHT­OUTT

[KrazzzyKyle]

leemy girllone!

[Evanz111]

The best actor in the movie is the balloon.

[H1GHLANDER360]

@Evanz111 Agreed.

[pinkorpurple432]

@Evanz111 I think it's the dog, myself.

[benjamin656564]

@Evanz111 which one?

[aew782]

@Evanz111 it's more so the dog

[KantianEdifice]

@Evanz111 Wrong. It's the dog from the flower shop scene.

[KingLegendary1]

@Evanz111 true but the dog should be best supporting actor for the flower shop scene

[RyanORLY]

@KingLegendary1 HAHAHAHH

[BMD101]

@Evanz111 I felt that the football was the best actor in this masterpiece....

[LaughJester9000]

@Evanz111 I think the water bottle and the football deserved the oscar.

[Brannvarsel]

@The red balloon did the best.

[monsterboy31]

@Evanz111 The best actor in the movie is the gun Johnny uses to kill himself, because it does the one thing that makes the movie ten times better.

[lololmao7]

@Evanz111 I beg to differ, while the balloons DID do a good job in their role, I believe the role of "doggy" in the flower shop was just too emotionally realistic to handle

[Evanz111]

I was quoting this all day at school today xD

[toesim]

Leaf haurr ahlun

[GiantSandles]

Every scene in this movie is hilarious

[JoeNostalgiaReturns]

Dound tyeeuch mii muddaurfugkkhurr, geid-dowt!

[pacman5698]

DAAUHNT TUCH ME MAUDERFOUKER.

[nuclearRabbit123]

Get out my house!

[alizekeriya]

I think he did a great Job on this Movie.

Yeah i know the acting was bad but it could be better with real actors (Oscar worthy)

But anyway, how is your SEX LIFE?

[Cartoonguy11]

@alizekeriya If it had good actors, then it wouldn't be as funny! D:

[xXjuggalotakuXx]

click on the video and press 5 over and over for epic lulz.

[u5ernam3unavailabl3]

@xXjuggalotakuXx you could actually press any key from 0-9 for lulz in this vid.

[johncena6002]

lol the irony is that it sounds like a pervert saying that

[assassin4than]

lol @ mark hitting his head on the door handle and looking up because he didnt expect it xD

[betteronbrunettes]

doan tach me motha mugga!

[mowrt620]

donut taach me Mozcher foker. Ghet aaht

[Rawrgazim]

Dohnt Torch me morder fawker...Oh hi Mark.

[osamabad]

@Rawrgazim

Who said "Hi Mark"? I didn't hear anything.

[Radwar99]

@osamabad He's making a joke about another scene. Look at The Room - "Hi, Mark." on the sidebar.

[werewolf873]

@Rawrgazim anyway hows your sex life?

[Rawrgazim]

@werewolf873 LOL

[BlackMagnumFilms]

Don't tauch me mautherfawker

[TheLegacyofHitchcock]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART MARTHAFAWKER

[evilashxero]

Tommy's got some strength behind his girlie push.

[MrVulgaris]

I did naht fuck your mother. Is not true. Is bullshit. I did naht fuck your mother. I DID NAAAAHT.

[SuaveTito]

@MrVulgaris Oh hi Mark!

[cheeserules5419]

Yer jas a chicken, chiiiiipchipchipchip

[Shanethefilmmaker]

My voice gives me super strength

[acemcjace169]

Holy crap! No dislikes? It's a new record!

[BasementKilling]

Mr.Wiseau looks like a wasted goon

[CMB3864]

this whole scene in the movie reminded me of a jerry springer episode. they start engaging in a fight then they break it up and let go of them, then 5 seconds later they are back at each other. then some weird guy says muhthafuckerrr

[TheIm2BiZ11]

fighting like fuckin 3 year olds

[Huddiethegreat]

Mutheerfauhcker

[Lufttygger306]

Dåhnt tåtj mii måderfåker gæt awt

[mrdoingboing]

This scene is win.

[legendofthefox]

That was pathetic

[gamer00218]

ya cuz jonnys so incredibly strong

[Biblepipe]

Just when I thought I had already seen bad acting; what the hell was that?!

[chmang09]

DON TUSCH me marderfugger get owd...

[88Meters]

He sounds like he's stoned when he says that.

[SonicFan3311]

dinn tuch mii mudafucka getout!

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

cheep cheep cheep cheep

[HanakoFujita]

LOL!! Seems like he was singing a song or something.... XD

[offdutyjie]

SonnA BITCH!

[NitroReviews]

I did not hit her i did naaaawwwwt

[Diablon76]

"roar roar I'm angry I guess."

[mercyless]

derka derb!

[legorocks3]

Donn toauch me muder fokerr Ged ou