An Evening With Kevin Smith 2 Evening Harder Pt 8

[thegreenbastard42011]

that kid who is sooo chill. is the douche that always acts like that to be known as chill, and everyone just laughs at the nothingness that comes outta their mouths, brainless people create brainless entertainment.

[LukeAlto2007]

Not to mention that beards are very slimming.

[munchlax0pwns]

im a 16 year old fat kid and i have a beard and mustache

[munchlax0pwns]

wouldnt it be more like "aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyy, eh"

[bollabling]

that dude is awesome :p

[Khaosreign]

Chuck Norris, Chewbacca, Jesus even.. Without a beard, they would lose all their power and their credibility.. LOL I love that dude. He needs his own TV show. xD

[robbierules81]

If chuck norris and kevin smith rubbed beards together the fucking earth would implode around them

[TheStigmadeign]

Chuck Norris,Chewbacca and Jesus. HAHAHAHA!!!

[disciple419]

Chuck Norris Chewbacca Jesus even......hahahah thats a funny dude

[salsatheone]

8 people clapped at this part 5:29.

[Righton2000]

Beneath Kevin Smith's beard...is an even more powerful beard.

[500DaysofAriana]

I go there for orchestras!!!!!

[fifa499]

" He came looking for blood and what did i do?"

" I hid behind a fucking rock"

Fucking classic material

[wuzcloopin]

I don't get "The Rock" joke

[Zanantorcho]

@wuzcloopin It's a reference to something he said before in the show, about making "six million dollar man" hide behind rocks instead of shooting action scenes, and then went on an talked about it all freakin evening long... I loved this thing... Hope that does it for you

[wuzcloopin]

@Zanantorcho Oh, alright I get it. I guess I'm pretty dumb.

[aneet84]

Your wife is your beard...???? What....??

[sketchseven]

@aneet84 beard is a slang term for a homosexual man in public life that is dating or married to a woman in order to hide their real sexuality. A lot of people were saying that about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise (in an attempt to damage Cruise and remove some of his popularity).

[aneet84]

@sketchseven Gotcha!

[bawston08]

if any1 has kevin smiths email address please message me. i really need it

[enigma19833]

@bawston08 No.

[Arthur5041975]

@bawston08 Okay lunatic stalker.

[keysersoze0bisto]

@bawston08 ahaha you are so fail

[eldospinks]

@bawston08 k.smith@totallymadeupemailacco­untcom. Hope that helps, sir.

[sucram4545]

ohh god "just watch while i jerk off then"

[Zel1g050]

the beard is to mask the double chin, ive been there believe me fat ppl kno the tricks.

[meishern]

@Zel1g050

triple chin maybe. he got fat as hell too. 30 million in bank, and playing poker 20 hours a day will do that.

[murray1234567891011]

what's roadside attractions

[snowboredsnj]

jesus would have no power with out the beard? hmm

[CruiserzProductions]

And they'll laugh like the ROCK guy !

[crieff405]

did that guy say bring "roadside attractions" to Troma?!

[dougontheinternet]

toronto i think

[Mokurentate]

"and what did i do? hid behind a rock." XD XD XD

[theirishenglishboy]

man that stripped shirt guy is high

[joshypooski]

Chuck Norris, Chubaka, Jesus...wow lol

[humanking2212]

he always likes the weirder people the most,

[bwade88]

hahaha hell yea strpied shirt guy

[jophus82]

what is the hiding behind a rock reference to? I'm not like a mega fan or even really a fan proper.

[SkullFullOvMaggotz]

earlier in the show Kevin says something about writing a script where the hero hides behind a rock and then later someone yells it out and the audience laughs and apparently kevin thought that was cool and kept joking about it the whole night. i had to watch it again to catch it lol

[outerspacebass]

he wrote a script for 6million dollar man where he hides behind a rock. it didn't go over well with the studios.

[jophus82]

oh yeah, thats right. i was so extremely high when i watched this. I just didn't connect the stories.

[plypayj3]

if Kevin was the superman of canada he would get there backs from behind a rock

[Wolfishhunger]

watch one of the first vids its in reference to a writing gig he had for the 6 million dollar man

[murray1234567891011]

HE SAID ABOOT MOTHERFUCKER SAID ABOOT

[cenasgay9111]

lol that was the best part so far

[droopymccool1983]

OMG The glory hole comment was the fucking best! I laughed so hard I cried!

[tehmode]

Striped shirt guy needs his own show

[plypayj3]

Striped shirt guy needs to be put in the next Kevin Smith movie playing himself

[BoyMixer]

I second That!!!!!!! Or make him Jay's Brother

[plypayj3]

oh yeah that would work awesomely

[Mokurentate]

ohohohoho. YEAH!!! XD

[Arthur5041975]

For some reason the audience reacted poorly to Kevin mentioning his Father rubbing his dick on his Moms asshole. And I have to concur on this.

[solidsnake1672]

lol that red striped shirt guy reminds me alot of one of my friends

[BigYeti]

Thanks for sharing.

[petrisouls]

Striped Shirt Guy was the best.

[FatTonyCologino]

chuck norris never EVER loses credibility (jesus maybe) R.I.P. kid who said that

[SunmanXII]

silent bob would kick chuck norris's ass and you know it.

[crumlin08]

yeah chuck noris doesnt vote, he chooses

[imchim]

Except when he endorsed Mike Huckabee.

[crumlin08]

whos mike huckabee im not american im irish so if hes like a congress man or somethin i wouldnt no him

[imchim]

Mike Huckabee was a Congressman that tried to run for president for the 2008 election and he ran a huge youth/internet based campaign. For a while he looked like he was doing really good then he failed miserably to get on the ballot to the Republican candidate.

More you know. (Do they have the more you know ads in Ireland? If not sorry to keep doing this to you.)

[scarletknightalex]

"It's like talking to one of my characters."

Haha. Hilarious.

[joshypooski]

Jesus would lose all credibility if he shaved? lol Friggin hilarious.

[shaggy6dope]

best question ever

[ChildXylia]

I seriously want Kevin Smith to use this in one of his films. ^_^

[ancestron]

dude!

[PunIntendedPeople]

thaaat's meeeee

[uncledub]

you was the best on it

[PunIntendedPeople]

thanks homie

[ziggy557]

yeah good to know that youtube isn't full of assholes-kevin smith to the end-oh and dude you sound like a stoner :P no offence ;)

[MusicianPooper]

Dude, everyone thinks your awesome.

[RapterX]

You said 'Chuck Norris, Chewbacca, and Jesus?'

[PunIntendedPeople]

correeect

[RapterX]

Dude, you are like... the coolest guy ever!

[OGdbleE]

chuck norris chewbacca and jesus! damn

[ancestron]

no they'd just hide behind a rock

[jackylegs94]

why the fuck is my comment thumbs downed 6 fuckin times? i was just repeating what that dude said.

[qlicious]

cos you misspelled credibility fuck ass

[jackylegs94]

...only queefs like you even give 2 shits about spelling. besides you're one to talk mister "cos" you fucking douche bag insolent hypocrite.

[lickstickly]

what an awesome crime-fighting team Chewy,Jesus and Chuck would be, im gonna pitch it to Jon Peters next week

[CptPanda29]

I swear to god if i see a giant spider...

[blakeisking]

make sure the wookiee has no hair, and he doesn't growl. it's too faggy. and jesus has to fight a polar bear, and chuck needs to sound like a gay black man. and they have to fight a giant spider in the 3rd act.

[nydous19]

And remember... you have to stick around and read John the outline.

[Eraser710]

@blakeisking I love this so much

[OGdbleE]

Funny dude