Do I Have Chlamydia?

[madsterinuy12]

I've done that too! You're not alone Alex!!!!

[pierceiscoolman]

shit im infected with Chlamydia, thats weird

[TheLunarHorizon]

The intro!!! LOL

[flowiepanda]

It's 6:48 in the morning and I'd made it my top priority to not wake my parents up by keeping the volume exceptionally low. Until 3:48, I succeeded in doing so.

[sanfranchick]

I have done that so many times in restaurants when the waiter says "enjoy your meal"...... it's a reflex and I cant stop it!!!!!

[flowiepanda]

@sanfranchick try duct tape over your mouth. of course, that would prevent you from enjoying your meal, but at least you won't make a fool of yourself :D

[TimelordPrime]

lol 

[319gaga]

0:52 any1 else think he looks like tom from barelypolitical??

[RudeTuber96]

I understand what he means about Havering, I live there, and it's full of retards

[tropigirl88]

0:43 i've done the exact same thing because i have the exact same habit. no really, same situation at the airport. :P

[Whyhellotheresexy]

"But since then have slept with someone new. Jesus!"

You slept with JESUS?

[897REM]

press 1 repeatedly, hahaa

[strangedayscraze]

Hold up, though. It says to be tested regularly so you WON'T become part of the statistics of people that find out that they have Chlamydia? That doesn't make sense.

[LoverElephant97]

Alex's mum: "Yeah, yeah.. do you want some te-"

Alex: "TESTICLES MAY SWELL"

Alex's mum: "Wah? What's he doing up there??"

He's on a Neri-rampage against chlamydia.

[TiaRae101]

you should have one... just in case

[NonsenseEncoder101]

The Google people have a search projector screen? I feel the paranoia setting in... o.O

[09readyw]

has no-one made a tumblr gif of the beginning yet?

[amylouise97x]

My name is in the word chlamydia...i just realised that...

[SpreadTheRawr]

Every second sentence I kept imaging him talking in Journeys End

[devinbequiet]

Oh my fucking god, Britain is so fucking strange...

[BadgerCheese94]

@devinbequiet And America is so normal with people attacking others over chicken nuggets :)

[rachelsarahlife]

if you like saying "you too!" etc. back to people, you should come to BERMUDA!!!!

Friendliest people in the world :D 

[SatanTheWhale]

Best poster ever.

[RaynaOfSunshine]

Excuse my son, he's very disturbed, meeting strangers upsets him.

[whippetgirl123]

I do the same thing. "Happy birthday!" "You too- *facepalm.*" xD

[goodgir188]

@whippetgirl123 same thing except i sing the bday song bac to them =? *facepalm*

[ashleyyorkshire]

Doctors should be able to condense you into pills for depressed people to take, you are honestly so funny. NERIPILLS! Merry/happy- pills- neri pills.. awyeah?

[interrobangg2]

I do that at the movies. The ticket person says "enjoy your movie" and I ALWAYS say "you too". *facepalm*

[hpwolf123]

I wanna make a ten-minute challenge out of that intro...8D *is creepy*

[miekka968]

@1ts4llm3 Geez, just cause he's not gonna talk about it doesn't mean he's a virgin. Theres a thing called "safe sex" which makes it highly unlikely to het STDs.

[goodgir188]

my fav part 2:42 lol

[oneninja8]

TESTICLES MAY SWELL.

[miekka968]

@jack00goodyear Well I got curious... They can't exactly lie on top of each other and some of them have those long tails so...

[Ashy7005]

I live in havering :D

[21delusions]

im glad we dont have the google search projector in the US. they would see "interesting" things if they saw my search.

[MissHannahBananable]

Khyan...

[HonorDVBLouise]

Heeehee Walk on is a U2 song. :)

[Imabadspeller]

The comments on this page are some of the most funniest comments I've seen in forever!

Just goes to show only the most intelligent youtubers watch these videos.

[xadele95]

They have a projector showing all the things people search in Google's headquarters? That's just got me thinking about all the millions of times employees must see the word 'porn' searched.

[ImAMagicalRainbow]

"It looks like they let me out of the special hospital for the day."

I just choked on some orange juice.

[6MarilyN66]

oh i hate those letters... because I never remember what the envelope looks like and get all excited because I got a letter and its for a god damn std or w/e "get tested invite"... like seriosly..

[miekka968]

I once Googled "How do dinosaurs have sex." Imagine the reaction of the Google HQ staff...

[jack00goodyear]

@miekka968 ok i think the most important question is why on earth would you type that into google? the google HQ staff have every right to react strangely to that

[Riffraff3334444]

@RosesDefined me too!!!! Lol...

[RosesDefined]

i'm watching this and i'm supposed to be asleep and i'm trying so hard not to laugh omg.

[fallenalibi]

That happened to me at the movies. The concessions lady was like "Enjoy your movie" and I said "You too!" and if that wasn't enough, I hesitated and then said "Y'know, with your job and stuff" and then just walked away.

[drpeppergirl1217]

so out of boredom i turned on the subtitles on this vid and it was hilarious!

[harrypotterfreaknerd]

You're videos have the best endings. A bit random, but true :)

[neondreamscollide]

Two and a half years later, you get another test! xD

[DartmouthProductions]

On my last birthday my friend wished me happy birthday and I then said it to her.

[amaliefuckingwhitta]

You had to google it? Yeah, it's not like it was, I don't know, written 500 times in the letter next to you.

[iluvantanddec1]

Alex. That video is actually brilliant. I MISS YOUNG ALEX COME BACK :'(

[alabalacr2]

they freakin' watch your google searches?

[kaayknight]

I live in havering tooo!!!

[1ts4llm3]

Obviously a virgin. "I'm not talking about my sex life on youtube but i don't have it" or something along those lines

[staygroovylikemon]

when you watch the - inside nerimons draws video and you find out he actually doesnt need glases

[sephy0666]

Faggot

[TheScarletBanana]

@sephy0666 Aw, you shouldnt call yourself names :(

[Imabadspeller]

HAHAHA, gosh, this is the third most funniest video I have EVER seen!!

[SarahForeverTT]

um, didn't he have the spelling right there beside him on the letter?

[livii684]

@SarahForeverTT he probably threw it away after filming and then when he came back to edit wasn't sure how to spell it

[massizme]

BRIAN REGAN? Anybody? Anybody? *sigh* nevermind.

[TheSpacMen]

DISCHARGE FROM THE PENIS!!

[Livvvy1]

YOU HAVE A MONTY PHYTHON SPAMALOT SHIRT I saw that too :)

[breathefairy]

U2!!!! not likee... the band...

[09mkc]

@haistapaska92

I thought the same thing wen I heard that

Lol

[HaistaPaska92]

Google shows the searches on a big screen?!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh shit.............

[lapoppy22]

I love how he says "prize"

[colorofrainfall]

Alex, I do the same exact thing with the "you too" thing. ISNT IT SO ARGRIVATING????? like when i go to the movies and the ticket people say "enjoy the film" i say "you too" then in my head im like oh crap!!!

[ilamusicalssm]

wait a second. are those the glasses he wore just to look like david tennant?

[oneninja8]

Not sure how chlamydia is spelled? K...L...A...

[Patricrodactyl]

Had to turn down the volume on this video because my parents are in the other room probably wondering what I'm watching

[pockuinator]

@Patricrodactyl "Oh yeah, he's just on Youtube, I'm sure he's watching a music video or somethi-" "TESTES MAY SWELL"

[blueberrypie11111]

That is sooo true!!!!!

[TheDemonOzzy]

Why check how its spelled on google when you have it on a letter right infront of you!?!?!

[Sammiee8489]

@TheDemonOzzy That is an excellent point! And also hilariously pointed out! :-)

[KalidescopeKid]

I remember when all these were sent out! Loved how Essex was the only county which sent out home testing kits to all 18 year olds!

[LoganTheUltimate]

As soon as I heard that google can see what I search I went and typed in: is there a unicorn living inside me?

[MillyMoonlight]

I just love this video! It is one of his funniest videos :-D

[BrooklynGirl11]

Couldn't he have looked at the letter he got on how to spell chlamydia? hahha oh alex

[slytherin144]

@BrooklynGirl11 well yes he could have but typing random thingd into google is soooo much more fun

[WickedLiz3rd]

I check spelling on google too, is that weird?

[AugustineEmmeline]

Haha, I loved this video! Loved the random poem at the beginning.

[bmwz4roadster09]

i fell on the ground laughing from watching this. alex, I love you.

[InBetweenPages]

... wouldn't "chlamydia" have been spelled out on that letter right in front of him?

haha Alex<3

[AugustineEmmeline]

@InBetweenPages Lol, yeah. He's a dork. :P

[AlyssaRenee116]

OHMYGAWD THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WENT TO ISRAEL!

[TheHouselion]

Have a good night is a compliment?

[KeepCalmandLove1D]

Actually the names of the racehorses are 'one one' and 'one two'. ;)

[MickeyJay27]

@KeepCalmandLove1D their names are actually 'one one' and 'two two'

[Redchakra007]

@LovedayTrelawney most times, the phrase ROFL is an exaggeration. I literally ROFL'd at that comment. For 15 minutes.

[xGrangerDangerx]

"Nice iPod! How'd you get it?"

"Chlamydia test."

[billyisnotcake]

I can do it myself?!

[phoenixdragonunicorn]

"YOUR TESTICLES MAY SWELL" ..."What is he doing up there?" lol

[missphilippop]

He talks about the "you too!" thing in his newest video XD

[laughalltheway1]

@missphilippop i had a top comment on that too for a while!

[Zuljitak]

1112212111122112!

[KearstonQueen]

81 people have chlamydia!

[LovedayTrelawney]

"Would you like a biscuit-?" : TESTICLES MAY SWELL" "I'm so sorry, it's my nephew, meeting strangers upsets him, that's why I kept him upstairs"

[crazykisser2011]

@LovedayTrelawney you got that from harry potter,dont do that, its not realy funny if someone figures it out

[ImpOfDoom]

@crazykisser2011 Actually, I think that's kind of the point. And it is extremely funny as Harry Potter references will never stop being amusing.

[crazykisser2011]

@ImpOfDoom well yeah,im ubsessed with harry potter, so i know i they are funny but copying phrases isnt that amusing

[ImpOfDoom]

@crazykisser2011 Well, I guess we just all have different senses of humour. It's funny to me but you find it a bit stupid, and that's fine. Everyone's different. :)

[crazykisser2011]

@ImpOfDoom thankyou,im suprised ,usually they just tell me to fuck a spoon and shut up. wow

[ImpOfDoom]

@crazykisser2011 That's not very nice! Just because you aren't talking to someone face-to-face doesn't mean you have to be rude. Some YouTubers just have no manners. ^.^

[crazykisser2011]

@ImpOfDoom HOW OLD ARE YOU? are you a teacher? or a docter? u sound like one. im not saying thats a bad thing its just u dont type like a kid. cool

[ImpOfDoom]

@crazykisser2011 I'm a fifteen year old girl - I am English though, and want to be a writer. So yeah. :)

[crazykisser2011]

@crazykisser2011 omigod. im english.im a writer and im fifteen

[LovedayTrelawney]

@crazykisser2011 No dear, I'm afraid you have it wrong. You see, the hole point of adding a quote is that people are meant to get it, otherwise you just look like a twat. A bit like you now, because you appear to be the only one who feels that way considering I have 46 thumbs up and you have..? Oh, looks like you don't have any. Shame!

[crazykisser2011]

@LovedayTrelawney i dont want thumbs up and im pretty sure half the people who thumbed up that comment didnt realise its from harry potter. the only reason i realised is cuz im rereading harry potter and i finished it recently.

[LovedayTrelawney]

@crazykisser2011 Ugh! You don't get the point!!! Everybody did get it!! That's why it's been thumbed up!! Everybody knows it's a quote from Harry Potter which is why people liked it!! You obviously just don't have a sense of humour. I bet you like slapstick American comedy.

[crazykisser2011]

@LovedayTrelawney i have no idea what slapstick american comedy is,im british. oh, and its none of your buisness whether i have a sense of humour. look , we're all different.

[LovedayTrelawney]

@crazykisser2011 Bit hypocritical of you seeing as you commented on mine :S

[crazykisser2011]

@LovedayTrelawney what? i dont get that.

[darrenshanluver]

@crazykisser2011 shut up you're stupid.

[crazykisser2011]

@darrenshanluver im not stupid ,just dont talk. it would help the world

[EPICdocumentary]

@LovedayTrelawney <3

[museicfan756]

U2!

[Malanaks]

google headquarters project google searches?

so like, every time someone looked at porn the people at headquarters would see a big "pr0nz" or like "4 girls $2.50 and a rake" on the big screen?

[MakaylaSturgill]

Why would he Google it, if he had a paper that said it..?

[CarlyyCatty]

Now, if you take a chlamydia you get a free haribo.

[bloodpluskillaqueen]

@CarlyyCatty I'm assuming you mean a chlamydia test, otherwise I'd have to say that the Haribo just isn't worth it.

:D

[CarlyyCatty]

@bloodpluskillaqueen Woooooopsy! I think that's what I meant :P 

[snowpixie15]

I love that poem in the beginning, about the racehorses. It's so cute. I feel like I'm the only one who appreciates this.

[ItsMeEllenB]

Does he say 'my mummy's downstairs' or 'my mum is downstairs' :LL Everytime i watch this, that question bothers me

[AugustineEmmeline]

@ItsMeEllenB He says 'My mum is downstairs.'

[Devikvampire]

You do actually look like david tennant.

[emilyo222]

are you sure you dont have chlymydia

[SuperrHaleyy]

omg i made the top comment.

why is this exciting?

[verypredictable]

"yeah would you like some tea?"

"TESTICALS MAY SWELL!!"

"what's he doing up there?"

xD

[FranckoPhonie]

Pahaa the irony is I got a phone call today...

Health centre: "Hi, remember you did that chlamydia test and we entered you into the raffle?"

Me:"Yeah.....?"

Health Centre: "Well, you didn't win the Nintendo Wii, but you DID win a Space Hopper....! Come and pick it up!!"

Then I watched this video and cracked up.

I used to get those letters Alex, then when I enrolled at Uni they told me to take one, and I would get a goodie bag! (Which had pants in, along with a "I've been tested" wristband...

[DalekHunter1994]

@FranckoPhonie What the fuck is a space hopper?

[FranckoPhonie]

@DalekHunter1994 youtube. com / watch?v=bWYMcbIVwNI&feature=re­lated

have a look...they are pretty good fun :P

[Johnson99483]

@LeaMobble OK.

[AmitureJawja]

He's wearing a "Spamalot" shirt.. :O I love Monty Python.

[Johnson99483]

@LeaMobble What did you get? I guess I am way behind you. I got Gonorrhea when I was 23 and still have it.

[shilatinagrl16]

i do the SAME THING. All the time. I say you too example: cashier: hope you like the movie. me: You too! and as soon as i turn around i make the same expression you do. lol

[bmxermyke2011]

Anyone else concerned that google project our searches onto a wall... I wonder how many porn searches they get daily?

[keylimecupcake1998]

Alex, I love the way you say twat.

[Blondette14]

This is the first time I can say "lol" and genuinely have laughed out loud :)

[cookies162]

i had a chlamydia test because they were giving away underwear that says something like 'i dont have chlamydia' or something

[lilyabbo]

@cookies162 Mine said Best 2 test. Also got glow in the dark condoms which are awesome, makes things look like light sabers.

[Iromeri]

all I can concentrate on in this video is the swiveling chair...

[MsKOgden]

This is the first time I have laughed out loud today. Thanks, Alex :-)

[p0kediamond]

So cute

[ThatSweetLittleNerd]

<3

[Sportgrl55]

And this is my favorite Alex Day video...

[SimplyChemical7]

....umm buffy the vampire slayer?

[LookForMeOnStage]

"So what I'm gonna do is tell you 5 things about myself then tag.... **** NO!"

[dec4032]

i wanna go to amsterdam =D

[aparna1397]

he's swiveling on his chair, and im swiveling on mine

[NikkiLianna0x]

Have a nice flight!

You too!

Oh shit.

LOL

[yukiibeauty07]

Is this why you have a draw of condoms Alex? So you don't have to have tests? :L

[leanah4994]

so i know this is incredibly late to ask this but wouldn't taking the screening help you become a part of the statistics not keep you from becoming part of it? i mean its not like the screening will keep you from having chlamydia... if anything the screening is why its such a high rate. I mean if no one takes the test, no one is diagnosed. sorry im overanalyzing again...

[RinJoySohma]

this made me laugh so hard haha

[MultiComedy123]

Are you coming back to Amsterdam?

[12bEcKaBoObOo12]

You rocking to the sides is quite distracting.

[aliceDnB]

my dad just saw ''do i have chlamydia?'' in one of my unopened tabs :/

[BethAliceTW]

@aliceDnB poor you :L

[bookmark93]

Haha I've done something like that but it was right after I bought a book and the lady said "Enjoy your book" and I of course said "yeah! you too! . . .oh wait" then I walked off like an idiot,

[TashBarlahan]

i love how in most of the video he's swiveling on his chair... its actually kind of relaxing

[0HaNnaHrUlz0]

Hahha on my birthday most of the time when someone said 'Happy Birthday' to me I said "You too" And then I'd realize what I just said ahhaah

[paygeee]

you are so cute haha, love this video!

[Glittergirlz4eva1]

They only give them to people in Essex -__-

[DisturbedSmurf118]

I always say 'you too' at the cinema when someone says 'enjoy your film' xxx

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

Wait no iPod?

[BeckyCanCan]

Haha, I do the same! When someone says "Happy Birthday" to me, I say it back, which is weird, because it's not their brithday. Glad it's not just me..

[Missorangeade]

I'm a little bit late, but... this SO funny ! <3

[livelaughlove3312]

When I went to see the last Harry Potter movie the guy who sold me the ticket said "enjoy the movie!" and I go "You too!" Paused, turned and he just laughed and goes "Don't worry... I get that all the time."

[laur010]

...just been realesed from the special hospital for the day!!

[shewhotalksalot]

I do that too!

[lipgloss675411]

im totally gonna type into google 'i can see you watching this google headquarters'

[EmilyIsSoCoolLike123]

I love how you crack yourself up at the end

[Avatard6000]

Excuse my various autocorrect mistakes...

[Avatard6000]

Whooaa! So ignore the fact that I'm commenting more than 2 years after this was posted, but that exact scenario at the airport happened to me! Like you said, I'm also the sort of person who always returns compliments, and I was at the counter getting my ticked, and after the lady said "Have a nice flight," I said back "you too!" Ohhhh, so embarrassing. Of course I realise my mistake the second I walk off, where I did a colossal facepalm to myself.

[wereoutofdoritos]

If you weren't sure how to spell chlamydia - why didn't you just look on your letter? :/

[lkr7757]

"Hope you don't get Chlamydia!"

"You too! ..... Shit."

[spookshowlady]

Ahaha, I sympathize with you: we need infertility and symptoms explained where I live, too xD.