Erection of restaurant

[caramelking2000]

This works best with HOOCHIES & SIZE QUEENS ONLY! - No shy women or "good" girls.

[sidwerd1hater]

"I'm taking this home!"

LMAO!

[MrScottJJohnson]

Ohhhhh, his name is Peter. lol

[001GenLee]

Exactly....and, just goes to show you that women have their minds in the gutters as well sometimes, not just men. So if they want to talk, then, look at those women in the video....pretty much shuts 'em up then. LOL

[BBoyPhreshershist]

This proves that women are as perverted if not more so than guys.

[kirkb4u]

yes the old woman was at her peak i.e beyond 30yrs

[CBSForums]

I am surprised that why women stare at man when they have bulge while they show their bulges proudly and with low cut bouses showing cleavage. Do men do not have right to show thwir manhood? LoL

[jav1ram]

That lady was a slut! Asking him to read the list again.

[jigglyfidda125]

what would your sister do if she was at this restaurant

[xxplosive661]

lol

[bombjack2991]

i was laughing so loud when the guy take out that fake dick

[jcandaluzNYU]

jajajajaj awesome

[jigglyfidda125]

thats why i have never gone swimming with my family, it would be too weird because i am well-hung

[jcandaluzNYU]

jajajajajajaajjaaj oh yea tinny btwn the legs?

[nalgas213]

LOL. I went to the gym one time wearing some sweats that show off my cock. I swear some women started lifting weights next to me, and I caught her looking at my crotch. I swear her eyes popped out, and she couldn't stop staring. LOL

[Ericosproduction]

LET THERE BE HOE'S! XD

[koifishy02]

lolol..."let there b hoes" wow.

[danman2424]

girls love looking at dicks in general. it couldve been half that size and they still wouldve been staring.

[coctailaqua]

true

[CreateCreateYours]

All the women are lying through thier teeth.

[coctailaqua]

true

[zzzz7889uil]

i think you are not required to put that fake penis in your pants. you already got the erection when the girl look.

[chaosinesco]

size is very important, and girls love stiffys because some of them think its just all the way soft meanwhile your hittin up 7 inches of what they think isnt even a boner

[DRR180]

His name is Peter. lol

[N520UP]

"You know what, I'm taking this home". LOL!

[zweg2]

What was that thing he pulled out.

[thundernuts27]

REALSEX TAKE 1

[BlackNoir]

Lol, I guess sexual harassment goes both ways!

[11fighters]

LMAO IM CRYING LAUGHING

[Zeigster]

that was so damn funny... that lady at the end, just cant stop enjoying the sight lol. And those girls keep saying size don't matter. I guess bigger ones are just good to look at/to show off?

[CBUCK1994]

lol the whole description?

[shirl5044]

That was sooooooofreakin funny....

[orlandopunk]

obviusly the girls are gonna say they didnt like it

if they said i liked it it would make them look like sluts you know and on tv?

thats why they say that

girls love big dicks especially thick .. sorry guys that are small but girls love big dicks

[immaeatchu336]

@orlandopunk I'd rather have a 5 inch guy who knows what he's doing than a 9 inch guy who has no clue :P

[mrsaver11]

nicely done! the lady got a souvenir..hehehe

[ghayklan]

Very funny

[0dour]

LMFAO

[alexevanslver1123]

ahaa!!

Funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!!

[akacameradude]

"We are enjoying ourselves"

You bet your ass you are!

[morgandrim]

That`s so damn funny !

[Peteluver145]

hahaha that old lady was like, daaaaaaamn i want some of thaaaat! she kept asking him about things on the menu so she could stare at it longer... xD haha

[Makewood]

This flick fully illustrates that women in general are not turned on by a mans appendage. Straight boys wanna believe women crave them...but guess what? The jokes on them.

[terryboy123456789]

lol

[brnbear99]

I have seen this..and I hate to say it, it usually bothers me!! LOL!

[KerryDawson91]

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!

[MAquaJJ]

funny

[jugoslovenka07]

FUNNNNNYYYYYYY

[cyboy18]

2:17 LMAO!!!!!

Is it really that hot???

[Y2KHorny]

i guess the older you the hornier you get: for the women i mean.

cuz that older lady...was so into it.....if he was standing on her side...she probably would have grabbed it... what a milf

[pianoplayeruk]

oh so your a self proclaimed expert in age and sex huh?

no sunshine your wrong. that 'specific' woman was more enthralled than most. Most women of her age would not even dare to comment and most would probably find it disgusting and would actually complain

[Y2KHorny]

well in uk, not sure, but states..majority of time yes. and they tend to moan much louder, kinda like a wilder beast. ( personal experience ;-) )

[pjammana]

@pianoplayeruk

haha...you silly skank...Its CLEARLY obvious you fucking LOVE the BIG cocks...but oh, you can't say it becasue that would be "slutty"...wouldn't want to give "that" impression now would we little lady.. hah lol...what a fucking joke!

[BladeAssault]

its sooo funny how all the girls are like "i thot it was digusting..." and like "i dont care about dick size" LOL....but truly all of them loved staring at it.

[pjammana]

@BladeAssault

Yes it is!!! There all just the same (women)...they ALL like the BIG cocks, love looking at it, get turned on by it...and then in the famous hypocyrtical fasion....deny the like it and find it revolting. HA ha...what a fucking joke!! Wake up guys...they are ALL the same, and they ALL lie about it. Thry are horny and sexual...just like the rest of us....but can't admit it....wouldn't be "lady like"...lol

[pjammana]

@BladeAssault

Yes it is!!! There all just the same (women)...they ALL like the BIG cocks, love looking at it, get turned on by it...and then in their famous hypocyrtical fasion....deny they like it and find it revolting! HA ha...what a fucking joke!! Wake up guys...they are ALL the same, and they ALL lie about it. They are horny and sexual...just like the rest of us....but can't admit it....wouldn't be "lady like"...lol

[BladeAssault]

its sooo funny how all the girls are like "i thot it was digusting..." and like "i dont care about dick size" LOL....but truly all of them loved staring at it.

[ojomfeihc]

i had never heard of mesclun (A mixture of young leafy greens, often including young lettuces) until this video, like at 01:52. Thinking he said mescaline, which would make for a rather psychedelic salad. hmmmmmmm

[Jamie3m0]

how rude of that woman at 2:09 to stare like that, we are only human, not aliens

i live in france and lots of people stare at me, because im English, (not for the guy in the videos reason though -_-)

[pianoplayeruk]

speak for yourself! i'm an alien, and the reason why people stare at you in France is because your fuckin ugly and a typical judgmental Brit

[Jamie3m0]

XD thankyou for making me laugh :) And don't say stuff that you don't know, you've never even see me, so don't go saying the odds, and I'm not a typical Britt, it's just the majority of people I know over here are really narrow minded =P

[pianoplayeruk]

ok shall we settle for just ugly then?

[Jamie3m0]

You've never seen me! What is your problem? And if you really ARE 50, you shouldn't be on here grandad!

[pianoplayeruk]

seriously, i am just kidding with you. and i am a grandad too! how did you know? or have you been peeking again???

[Jamie3m0]

I've been peeking again, I just CAN'T resist lol

Too? Who said I was a grandad? XD! Any idea how old I actually am? Haha, it'll piss you right off knowing you've been talking to someone alot younger than you, unless ofcourse you aren't 50..

[seka1986]

Every single one of them enjoyed it.

[beast141]

I'm sayin'!!! That one that called it disgusting was watching it like a hawk! If she were any closer, she'd be in his pants. lol!

[767Sandie]

gross

[dubie77]

y u say that gross explain plz lol

[767Sandie]

not really sure of what you want me to explain, but i'll give it a try... it looks gross, but, that's funny. that's the point, to see how they react when they see something so emberrasing and almost grotescue... :P did you really need me to explain it to you?

[travoltas]

what a retard he has no life ahhaha

[Goddafodda]

LOL

[babyphatiskute]

WOW!

this was one of the best videos ever...

im a girl and if i was in that situation ill be flirting with that waiter BUT! he lookes ugly so im not sure.....oh and the size does matter...SOMETIMES! lol

[bowwave59]

they both need it now

[HansOepfeli]

I prefer Gianni Venice and his great advice "lasting longer and harder".

[Kratonos]

Man.....they want a big dick in there ass....and they know it.

[Goddafodda]

LOL

[fabiojoseph]

I bet the last woman is an actress, she's too clever to er... hold the joke.

[Raxo3000]

jhahahahha so funny they didnt even see his face hahahahaha....

[Reizil]

Lol. great stuff. even more interesting is when one girl said "It doesn't matter we're enjoying ourselves" and in the other frame she is like "Size really doesn't mater to me." Either way, funny.

[BudakaiBrittney]

rofl! that was too funny!!! it was priceless seeing that woman's face when he pulled it out!

[matthew5406]

ROFL LMAO!!!

[shoot2kill07]

dat was stupid but funny lmao....if dat was real ya wouldnt be eating but dat woman dont care shes scoffing it down her lmao

[S14DGENER8]

5:09 lmao "how do these women really feel about big DICKS?"

[goaldrush]

That is an excellent prank

[myosat]

they're all lying,,,,they do like big ones,,,,

[necko115]

lol, bitches are all lying, no size does'nt matter...not hahaha

[fabiojoseph]

Maybe amount?

[caranonna]

grande candid. complimenti!

[bujoun76]

That was great! Those women now know what us men go through when we see them in tight jeans among other things. It can be "hard" to concentrate sometimes! LOL

[kellaway]

"I dont mind im enjoying it" LMFAO HAHAHA

[timanonymous]

That is really really funny. Thanks.

[SuperMatch2007]

Disturbing!

[JesusFucker666]

HAHAHA BIG DICKS!!

[Shintsu2]

lol, that lady wanted it so bad. She was just staring at it. She's going to go home and have "fun" with it.

[jtgsclik]

omg i kno right she was practically drooling!!!

[951981]

OMFG LOL