"Ron Paul" — A BLR Soundbite

[Speedy74700]

You heard him, Pour lotion on Mitt Romney fans, take their wigs off, and he'll give us free bananas with cherry soda!

Ron Paul 2012!

[anonismorefun]

dude said, "have some brewskies," and im freakin, "those are awesome. more like it." i laugh every time.

[TheSlimGenre]

FREE BANANAS!!!

[Bethy2112]

Since I'm a leprechuan farmer who's a gambler...

[TheCaseyTatum]

Ron Paul 2012!

[FlorentineHope]

I'd vote for him on his dishwasher platform alone.

[TheSwavi]

The boss

[TheHeretic333]

you can give me money... and ill go make the ZOO  rofl.

[robotjj0009]

@TheHeretic333 REFERENCE JOKE!

[showmethebuffet2]

hoo hah cherry soda!

[Rispolikid]

Hoo haa Cherry soda! that is the best part of the whole video lol

[ForeverADTR]

"At noon on wednsday Im gonna be leaving a watermelon pineapple inside of Liam Nesson"

[0dchambers1]

Vote for Ron Paul, or else he will haunt your prostate!

[timanator21]

since im a leprechaun farmer who is a gambler

[member747888]

Love it!

[MarioSmithMusic]

You can give me money, and I'll go make the zoo! the best line in the whole video, next to "who ha, cherry soda haha"

[Converge1231]

YOU CAN GIVE ME MONEY AND I'LL GO MAKE THE zOO

[NWOsupportersRdbags]

RON PAUL- RON PAUL

RON PAUL- RON PAUL

RON PAUL- RON PAUL

[Whateverworksism]

WE NEED HIM HE IS A LEPRECHAUN FARMER WHO'S A GAMBLER!

[LukasM42]

@Whateverworksism Who wouldn't want that as President?

[ivyinnetherworld]

Bring on them steamed croutons!

[teamcorporate24]

RON PAUL is a kook, but not as kooky as his supporters.

[Revolution2012RP]

@teamcorporate24 Obama is a fraud but not as fraudulent as his supporters.. If not buying into the lies makes you kooky at least your not a liar or a coward.

[MegaCokamo]

@teamcorporate24 Yeah drink that media kool-aid. mmm...

[LeMonsieurMauve]

0:51 is the best. "Hoo haa cherry soda ::weird chortle::"

[AlkaPWND357]

freeee baaannnnnnnnananannsssz

[TheKyoput]

RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!

[waters117]

quick, i want you to hide me. haha

[ArmyBoyMP13]

He makes more fucking sense in this video then he does in real life.

[boooyouwhore69]

Okay, im definitively voting for him.

[Undjorsk]

He'll haunt your prostate.

[jeffehdad]

This is the first time I've seen any of these. I suspect you are some sort of a genius sir.

[Green723Crew]

seems legit... i mean for real legit hah

[bjunt4prez]

2:14 have some brewskies!

[smokeymcpottz]

free bananas...hell yeah hes got my vote

[decemberdazzle]

Brilliant. Just...completely brilliant.

[LadyMonstrous]

I watched an actual Ron Paul video, and was like 'What is this nonsense, and why doesn't he act like a gambling leprechaun farmer?!!' don't haunt my prostate, kay?

[TheElijahGarcia]

I'm a pony, and I want this cookie. I'm not going to get this cookie unless Ron Paul wins the Steam Croutons elections. Help a crouton. Save a Pony. Vote Ron Paul

[anonismorefun]

dude said, "have some bruskies," and im freaking, "those are awesome. more like it." hahaha

[lorianna]

"Everyone wants to do it and not think about the bad feces pudding." Best argument against Santorum so far!

[supavids4eva]

HOO HA! Cherry soda!

[bgpowerful]

Ron Paul 2012 *we should take their wig off*

[VelocityLongboarding]

Whats with all the Hawaii references..

[Revolution2012RP]

Ok week ago or so I left a comment and got berated by people like electroluxia then others and they're still coming.. so like a bar fight I just started swinging.. my bads I think this video is hilarious.. The cheap shots at me for supporting Ron Paul I don't and I'll keep swinging at the Obamabots as long as they take jabs at me.. If your not an Obamabot trying to piss me off then I'm not against you and my apologies for any misunderstandings.. Now then FREE BANANA'S Vote Ron Paul!

[VincentV13]

Some dude named Ramone must be freaking out

[jUGEsTEWPIT]

i...i just can't refuse...

[KiIquick]

Ron Paul 2012 *Free Bananas*

[zaqman1990]

If you just listen to the audio it sounds like a George W. state of the union address!

[thelittlemuffet]

So you're Republicans, yes?

[Laxraider12]

Ok, now I'm definitely voting for Ron Paul

[robius]

Something tells me it's probably not smart to just vote for whichever candidate has the most hilarious BLR soundbite. But I'm doing it anyway.

[SevenExxes]

Free bananas!

[EddieFeatherston]

Dude said "have some brewskis!" and Im like "Those are awesome! More like it!"

[abbymosing]

i almost forgot to watch this today.

[xISourAsianIx]

Go look up the guys videos, he's hope for this country, Vote RON PAUL 2012

[RogueSwordThesco]

Bring on the steamed crutons

[ExpensiveGun]

Still makes more sense than the other candidates.

[Mansurus]

@ExpensiveGun He actually makes more sense in this than in his normal interviews.

[y00anime]

"quote from the video" 0:00

[ZSGerman]

1:47 "I will ride the lightning, it happened to my kitty and Elvis was part of it."

[SimonKinland]

We're gonna get our zoo!

[2011SoxMD36]

The bad feces pudding..... I believe that is the dictionary definition of Santorum...

[mcgarnacle1977]

@2011SoxMD36 Ha!

[TheMiltwad]

Ron Paul explains Anal Sex @0:18

[Laukero]

Better not refuse!

[djangst]

RON PAUL FOR FREEDOM. Freedom to pollute, freedom to let children starve...go uneducated. Freedom to racially discriminate.

[ramegali23]

You know what would be hilarious? If Liam Neeson really has cooked fish allergies.

[MrSpaceMind]

hooh hah cherry soda!

[Exogenesis666]

BRING ON THE STEAM CRUTONS!

[Revolution2012RP]

Freedom is the against the agenda of evil and trust me evil has an agenda and they have you in mind.. Will you be complacent or will you get in the way.. either way your playing their game until you take a stand and are ready to die.. they can't kill all of us they can't arrest all of us.. they can't destroy we the people.. only if we lay back and let them..

[Revolution2012RP]

If I'm wrong thank God if I'm right watch out your blood is next to be spilled on the alter of control and lies..

[Revolution2012RP]

You haven't seen what I have seen.. If your not scared you have no clue what they have prepared for you.. If your not outraged your not paying attention and if you think its funny your a sellout.

[Revolution2012RP]

When I'm right will be the day losers like Tosh.O becomes more irrelevant and pathetic then the people he uses to promote his pathetic career.. You know like you try to be yet never even came close..

[Revolution2012RP]

Freedom lovers of the world unite.

[Revolution2012RP]

My agenda Freedom for all on the entire planet.. your agenda to be a sell out hack comedian making his way in world as defined by the traitors to humanity.. Lets wait and see who's right..

[helltrackrider]

@Revolution2012RP

Freedom cannot come via Government; so...Ron Paul will not provide Freedom.

Try Again.

[InUnder10Minutes]

@helltrackrider that sounds like you're quoting Dr. Paul, anyway he wants limited government i.e. repeal patriot act. Maybe you should get facts.

[helltrackrider]

@InUnder10Minutes

I know the facts...

Fact...Ron Paul supports the initiation force against peaceful people.

[Revolution2012RP]

@helltrackrider Ron Paul will use his presidency to defend Liberty which makes him the clear choice for POTUS.. Unlike all the rest who do/will not..

[helltrackrider]

@Revolution2012RP

Defend whose Liberty?

Governments or yours?

Obviously...not yours, this cannot be accomplished by an outside entity inacting aggression upon you without your consent...this act in itself is anti-Liberty.

[MrLazyleader]

@helltrackrider exactly. that's what ron paul is fighting for for over 30years. he wants to get rid of almost all of the government. as a congressman he never voted to raise taxes because he for example believes in the free market and that for companys its more licrative to invest in lobbying the bigger government gets. pls atleast search on youtube for "ron paul what if speech" and "ron paul predictions in due time". sry for my english. im german. germany for ron paul!

[Revolution2012RP]

Tosh 2.3 Joel McStupid and to the rest of the loser hacks at NBC CBS, FOX and E! Good job useful idiots not only are you sell outs but you have spawned a whole generation of cynical morons!

[Revolution2012RP]

Freedom wasn't it hilarious here's a big fat fucking thanks to all those who took advantage to be considered funny while freedom and liberty where choked to death by the communist machine..

[whereisevan]

you're right: my attempt to be funny will have dire consequences for the world we live in. let's abolish humor, jettison satire.

get over yourself.

[Revolution2012RP]

@whereisevan Humor is great unless its dumb and irrelevant then its called words with out meaning with the attempt to have some.. Your satire is lazy and recycled.

[Revolution2012RP]

@whereisevan Pay attention you'll have more fun and not look so stupid..

[Revolution2012RP]

On the other hand.. Bam! Lets go pour lotion on the person who thinks I'm an ass We should take their wig off!

[whereisevan]

@revolution2012rp

this is a comedy video and, as such, I left what I thought was a funny comment referencing the content of the clip, since most people who come to this video are looking for a little levity; not a political debate. so I would say it's you're comments, not mine, that are out of proper context.

[Revolution2012RP]

@whereisevan Taking all things into consideration I wish you where right.. But unfortunately your not..

[Revolution2012RP]

@whereisevan Levity? As in shot in the back of the head by the communist government that call you a criminal? I appreciate levity but this is hardly the time let alone the incarnated place.

[bisonfan715]

Hoo Ha Cherry Soda!!

[Revolution2012RP]

Keynes is a Communist. Romney/Obama/Santorum are all the same...

[Revolution2012RP]

The goal of socialism is communism.

Vladimir Lenin

[TheRedRussian10]

@Revolution2012RP Yeah :D just wished more people would realize that.

[whereisevan]

stop quoting MLK.  as great as he was, he could never have left a watermelon-pineapple treasure inside of Liam Neeson.

[Revolution2012RP]

@whereisevan How do you fell about the rest?

[Revolution2012RP]

@whereisevan What if they are interconnected in the links of liberty?

[Revolution2012RP]

@whereisevan I appreciate the comedy but this is about we the people not bs.

[Revolution2012RP]

@whereisevan What if your attempt to be funny left the world a hopeless mess instead of the socialist utopia you have been promising by your lack of knowledge and the devotion to the obscure as a ruse against freedom in a vein attempt to promote leftist ideology?

[Revolution2012RP]

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

George Washington

Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.

George Washington

I can only say that there is not a man living who wishes more sincerely than I do to see a plan adopted for the abolition of slavery.

George Washington

[Revolution2012RP]

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. King James-Matthew5:9

[Revolution2012RP]

All rational action is in the first place individual action. Only the individual thinks. Only the individual reasons. Only the individual acts.

Ludwig von Mises

[Revolution2012RP]

Man thinks not only for the sake of thinking, but also in order to act.

Ludwig von Mises

[Revolution2012RP]

A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

[Revolution2012RP]

A lie cannot live.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

A man can't ride your back unless it's bent.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

[Revolution2012RP]

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

[Revolution2012RP]

Freedom has cost too much blood and agony to be relinquished at the cheap price of rhetoric.

Thomas Sowell



[Revolution2012RP]

A claim for equality of material position can be met only by a government with totalitarian powers.

Friedrich August von Hayek

'Emergencies' have always been the pretext on which the safeguards of individual liberty have been eroded.

Friedrich August von Hayek

[Revolution2012RP]

“If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six hours sharpening my ax” - Lincoln..



[RonPaul2012vote123]

Lmao RON PAUL 2012!!

[schwartsbruder]

Ron Paul 2012!

[mikesslob]

Ron Paul!!!

[MindsGoBoom]

HOO HA CHERRY SODA

[infotechsailor]

Give em a brewski!

[mattyp434]

FREE BANANAS

[timmiet47321]

Hoo hah, cherry soda.

[volcom1144]

i really wanna show this to a group of my friends when they are super high. they'll think they got a laced batch bahahah

[fillbilly]

...since I'm a lepricahn farmer who's a gambler!

[maryjajane]

you know they took, and used this video in an anti ron paul ad

[ntmiller13]

"If you refuse, ill haunt your prostate."

[Ratch3tHacker]

"And mexicans will take shoes" omg thats sooo true. A mexican guy stole my shoes at a party last month. true story

[DuN3bLaZ3r]

FREE BANANAS!

[Warlik50]

You're a pony and you want this cookie,

and yet you can't think straight.

Bring on the steamed croutons.

[triynizzles]

" Life is murder and you're forced to fight the war…you're a pony and you want this cookie and you can't think straight-bring on the steamed croutons"

[skuz1c]

SO BRAVE

[TheTrevaDawn]

I've got many fake books, since I'm a leprechaun farmer, who's a gambler.

[rfeliciano86]

every things blue baby

[Revolution2012RP]

We are not electing a king or a dictator we are electing a POTUS, this is our American duty.. Don't take it lightly.

[masterskyrunner]

lol RON PAUL 2012!

[abcrolyat123]

A PRETTY A PRETTY A PRETTY GOOSE FOR YOU.

[darav92]

I refuse to have a president who is a leprechaun farmer who gambles. I REFUSE!

[shotokiss]

I cant like him any more than I already do. This gentleman is the real deal... God Bless you Ron. Greetings from Costa Rica

[martinayiteyisgod]

this is fucking hilarious but its pretty true america is becoming an undercover tyrannical country

[bigdautorio]

.......BAM!

[TheAlchemyDuelist]

I WANT HIM FOR PRESIDENT!!!

[anillmindissick]

I like how my two favorite lines in this are the two top comments :D

[MrJezagee]

I support Ron Paul... I'm so happy to see that bullshit is the only way you can have a go a Dr Paul... cause really... Ron Paul would laugh at this too... He'd give a thumbs up and say... Liberty rocks... you can't stop it

[CyndiRosen]

I support Ron Paul , But this video was funny. Ron PAul Revolution!

[JesusDillinger]

Hilarious.

Ron Paul Supporters for BadLipReading!

[Sharlene458]

I think Ron Paul is getting a bit senile...

[Yazawo1]

I dont get how anyone could not like Ron Paul. He is the ONLY candidate left that has ALWAYS wanted to cut spending, has ALWAYS been against the wars (even in 1988). The ONLY one who thinks government shouldnt be running YOUR life. Wants all of our troops home, wants to limit the powers of the president, AND wants to give us our freedom back. And please if you have any rebuttal to my argument, make it. Give me good points not just character attacks, cuz those just make you look bad.

[asteroidrules]

This makes more sense than what he said in the original videos.

[JJRay007]

quick, i want you to hide me!

[teamcorporate24]

Hey, does anyone know if there are any pro-Ron Paul videos on YouTube?

[asteroidrules]

@teamcorporate24 Are you kidding? He has a bigger cult of personality than Kim Jong Il did. There's plenty of pro-Paul videos out there.

[georgekostaras]

It's scary how much the lipreading works. Ron Paul is one crazy, even if he won't haunt your prostate. I'm not voting for the guy.

[j2d2]

I love Ron Paul, and I approve of this message.

[wildgeg]

"dude's sayin 'have some brewskis!' and I'm freaking....those are awesome, more like it"

[datruth170]

lmao..."quick i want you to hide me"

[heftigfin]

Quick! Hide him!

[prow6]

Ron Paul even has the best BLR out of all the candidates

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

RON PAUL 2012 or you are a stupid head

[TrolledToday]

@LeeroyJimboBerkowitz he's already started haunting your prostate from before huh...

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

@TrolledToday you like anal baby?

[RGarrettGamer]

At last, a video without ron paul supporters posting RON PAUL 2012 everywhere.

[obooflame]

Bam!



[ThisR1337]

well BMunich16 and lovelymakeupnewbie, bring on the steamed crutons, we can all take it

[mike42ohio]

L O L



[neoviking69]

Life is murder and you're forced to fight the war

[lovelymakeupnewbie]

For those who call Ron Paul a Lie and can't be president really need to stop listening to media. Do your research. Vote Wisely. Don't listen to the news/media. Ron Paul 2012

[BMunich16]

@lovelymakeupnewbie Lol, it doesn't take a genius to know this quack has no chance of winning. Get off the internet and you'll find that nobody supports him. The only ones who support him are Obama voters who are seemingly unashamed with themselves for letting the current idiot in office.