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  • Give him a sock

  • My favorite disney movie - Toy Story. But when I was little it was Cars and Finding Nemo was the first movie I recall seeing in cinemas.

    btw - EPIC FAIL! Can you belive diseny approved that toy?

  • I made one of these things make fart noises.

  • It's a "small" world after all.

  • I like five stars too..I miss them

  • ima steal all ur stuff and sell it on ebay

  • BILLY!! :D

  • hahah thats funny

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  • omg lol

  • EVERYONE... Just... stop using the word "epic". PLEASE.

  • hes waving an invisable flag. GOSH u all have dirty minds

  • @wobunton6 Uh, that's not how you wave a flag you know

  • @frostare LOL yes i know. As hard as i think i can only come up with one thing it actualy looks like. (you know what that is)

  • guy obviously doesnt understand the difference between "win" and "fail".

  • oh God -.-'''

  • I wanna play a game =D

  • Anyone know where I can get that Jigsaw doll? And does it really say that slogan? or is that an audio fill-in?

  • @HypocrisyMcGee Neither, it's Mike saying that.

  • do one of the Alice Madness Returns Minimate. look what it says on top. for a game that is rated 18 and up it is rated for 8 year olds.

  • ORGASM ohhhahhhhh

  • wait so if u put the knife in his hand he stabs himself in the..hmm.thing

  • This is how a child can get screwed by a toy:

    Setting: your average toy store.

    Teenager takes this and goes into the bathroom.

    He jacks off and records his orgasm.

    He then puts toy back on shelf.

    A little boy presses the button and hears him.

    At home, the boy imitates Tarzan. His mom walks in, finds out why he did it, and files a lawsuit.

    The end.

  • the captions for this video are amazingly accurate D;

  • greySTOKE, not stroke. lol

  • looks like tarzan doesnt need jane anymore

  • Shivers I don't wanna play a game were I have to grab YOUR balls tarazan

  • Haha fail

  • Wanking Tarzan !!

  • I saw a Disney commercial for this video... it was also the length of the video! Let's see if we can find SEX messages in it like everything else!

  • penis sold separately

  • @boofanoo her hair spells sex in one of the movie poster ;)

  • my fav disney movie is tangled, but i havent seen any MESSED UP Rapunzel toys... yet...

  • It means *um on me

  • only disney disliked this

  • gila ah menatang alah ni. hahaah

  • Yeah, it isn't a good idea for him to repeat stuff... me and my friend saw Sweet Talking Ken and if we'd seen this... xD

  • ........

    ._.

  • HOLY..........................­.O___O

  • I bet this is jane's favourite toy lol.

  • omg wtf lol

  • What if they Realesed a Jane verison of this? o.o

  • What in the name of lord greystroke is tarazan doing in this picture, Lmfao Mike u killed me when, you said that

  • fupfupfupfupfupfupfupfupfupufu­p!

  • Oh my god

    wtf lol

  • I have one

  • what are these stars you refer too?

  • @browndick1 look at your nickname, moron.

    hippocrite

  • Sick mentality,jewish controlled disney selling sex to kids,shame on you

  • I always knew Tarzan was a wanker he was raised by apes anyone who has visited the monkey exibit at a zoo knows exactly what I mean ;-)

  • 1:40 - 1:45 omfg dead ROTFL

  • haha tarzan won't have a chance, thats why he's prepackaged.

  • @albinohuman I thought that was the lion king :/

  • make me want to try it :)

  • tarzan would do that in front of jane and say "hello would you like to play a game"?

  • The tarzan thing is a funny fact but the dudes such a fag tha it makes me not wanna like his video,

  • y despues se preguntan ¿por que es gay mi hijo?

    bueno, la culpa es de Disney, correccion, Gaysney

  • i heard that a guy once set off a load of them all at once in a Disney store lol

  • Tarzan repeats what you say: Fap fap fap fap...

  • Tarzan no need Jane!

  • It's funny but I hate it.

  • this dude is lonely!!!!!

  • This is one of the funniest vids ever :D

  • hes touching his balls where can i get that toy???

  • where the fuck can i get this?

  • Great work! Really enjoyed watching your clip. Please let me know what you think of my up and coming new web series Thatch Close on my channel.

  • oh my god you must be the luckiest man in the world...if you have time for that bullsht...lol, grow up dude!

  • @MultiSecretViewer That's his job, plus his toy credentials are pretty impressive... you had time to watch his video., so....

  • after watching this I wanna punch a fat retarded bearded guy in the face

  • a Disney Cinderella with the same function would be horny! ^^

  • LOL what in the name of lord gray stroke is tarzan doing in this picture soooo funny!!!

  • Genuinely nice vid. Have subscribed. Please come and see mine.

  • Hello would you like to play a game?? Kid= ahhhh mommy dome shitty toy is scarin me

  • OMG i had this in my childhood xDDDDDDDDD

  • Except all the whole scientific prove of a toy being unappropriate I'd rather be more afraid of that pedo-prezenter ... why else would he collect theese kind of toys.? And that beard.. $#!T, what a fagiddy fag fag faggot

  • cars

  • Notice the hand is open D:

  • you dont know how to use epic fail

  • They should have called him "Random Beatin' Tarzan."

  • Rad re-beatin' Tarzan

  • Saw this at the target store.. Put a barbie doll right in its box.. Naked barbie.. Rad repeatin tarzan.. Was right by barbie..

    Made a message saying " WANT ME TO SMACK MY DICK?"

    And then it smacks the dick.. Then barbie said " Ken, Thats amazing "

  • lol "Try Me"

  • disney is evil and tries to sell sex to kids....and no one even cares....u_u

  • @XLRO8 I know rite? >_<

    

  • @XLRO8 lol south park

  • tarzan has never been so happy!

  • omg i thot i said red repeatin tarzan at first xD

  • lol xD

  • funny as fuck but why does there have to be lousy suckarse fucking sound effects.its always americans as well.not me though im canadian.

  • ay dios mio

  • You show fail toys and fail annotations

  • I'm not gonna lie, the stupid sound effects totally ruined it for me.

  • its weird but funny lol bro

  • ....and new to the store, a Tarzan toy that beats his.......meat?

  • hello, would u like to play a game? It's called spank the monkey...

  • I would like that Billy doll.

  • Wtf

  • Make him stab himself with the knife XD

    Or, make him say things like "OH, OH, OH YEAH!!!"

  • LOL i love this guy!

  • Tarzan: AHHHHHHHH weres mah dick 

  • its tarzan who should be playing the game. he should have been a victim in saw III

    THUMBS IF YOU THINK I'M RIGHT

  • win!

    

  • I still have my Tarzan. Sealed, soon to be put on Ebay, great review! If someone wants the Tarzan figure le me know.

  • haha

  • lol ROD Beating Tarzan. LOL

  • i do the tarzan yell whenever i masturbate too.

  • I would like to play a game:) as long as it's on the wii

  • @Cocoabutter12311 as long as it's left4dead2 yes i'm 9 and i like left4dead

  • I loved whim

  • mine was lady and the tramp

  • o.o Tarzen's real name is Lord Grey STROKES??? they should have revealed his name in the movie!!!

  • i ownd 1 of thos wen i was young

  • On one hand: horrible fail, on the other: bonus points for it being real.

  • I almost died laughing at 1:40  xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • press 6 rapidly and lol

  • saw guy: Want to play a game

    Teen:Have Sex???

  • And that kids is why he is named Lord Grey STROKE

  • Santa is DEAD because the easter bunny killed him! Ha Ha!

  • Jajajaa weniissimo..!

  • Hes yelling because he's mad he doesnt have one...

  • Who needs Jane...

  • yah a happy ending 5 mins leter oh yeha squirt

  • OMG EWWW! HE'S MASTURBATING!!!!!

  • o-o this was done on purpose! xD

    because if he was trying to throw a spear

    his hand would have been to behind his head

  • yooh that's really serious

  • lol 

  • hes yanken the jungle junk

  • @AdamHollden I am not trying to be mean but really you think Jane is spelled Jain???

  • hahahahaha omg......masterbating lo...where is Jain, or monkey???

  • of course i subscribed! who dosent like a masterbating tarzan?!?!

  • WHY DONT YOU EVER SAY, "WHO DIDNT THINK THIS WAS A BAD IDEA?"

  • Who wants to play with Emo Clown? :D

  • He's making ups and downs, pump action shotgun, jerking off!!!! :)))))))

  • WIN

  • dick not included

  • i think u have way too much fun with this

  • why is he screaming?

    pulling a little to hard?

  • Toy Story 3

  • I have a Tarzan Toy and he looks like the German Comic Mirko Nontschew xD

  • its not that bad no child would no what hes doing enyway!!!!!!

  • at least it shows you how to play with IT on the back of the box

  • I had that... :L oh my innocent child mind...

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  • How's it a fail

  • I used to have this.

  • You know where you are? Your in the jungle baby your gonna die, somebody please make it say that

  • They did not show this in the movies hahahaha

  • me: can i buy this toy?

    Mom: why?

    Me: so i can play with it!

    mom: fine...

  • jane sold seperately

  • so funny

  • THEY DONT HAVE THE SAW DOLL IS SPENCHERS ANYMORE -___- I GOT A CHU.CKY DOLL THERE B4

  • who needs Jane

  • Tarzan likes masturbait

  • whooo Tarzan's teaching boys how to masterbate!

  • —_—

  • that is so wrong

  • that is sick what messed up man created that thing and the worst thing is its FOR KIDS!!!!!!!!!

  • 0:47

    Sound?

  • hay whats in the gungle stays in the gungle

  • @neopetslover100 *jungle

  • ever reviewed kids books, nursery rhymes, and kids songs...some of them are sick...what about cartoons

  • @phoenixangel1120 He should review The Great Mouse Detective.Theres a scene in the movie where theres a bunch off mice in a bar drinking beer and theres a stripper on the stage that takes off her dress at one point in the scene.This movie was made by Disney.And theres a video on my channel of the scene.But you gotta love adult humor in Disney.

  • I love the lion king!I love scar!and I love be. Prepared!I am pure evil

  • This is hilarious

  • penis sold separately.

  • I had this Toy and Hercules

  • LOL.

  • it saunds like J,B

  • the way this toy looks i could think of quit a few diffent kinds of names to use

  • the tarzan on remins me of the, uh, interesting ragdolls in bad company 2. always a laugh to see a body humping a tank sprocket.

  • EPIC FAIL TOY!!

    SO FUNNY XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ha ha ha ha would you like to play a game with me LOL SO FUNNY

  • Haha lol

    

  • Answer to the Question of the Day:

    My favorite Disney movie/movie in general is Meet the Robinsons, but my favorite CLASSIC Disney movie is The Lion King.

  • @TwiTwiFutureCat which is not a classic disney movie, because it was made in Disney's second era. Classic Disney movies are the ones the the real Walt Disney actually made.