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  • This is pathetic. Very VERY pathetic. I really do hope you realize that this offends others because it's just sad. God still loves you anyway so that's good.

  • What's up with all the negative feed back?

    I think you did a good job! :D at being offensive...

    Anyway, people shouldn't chastise for what you did here. Instead, they should pray for you or at least turn the other cheek while you make another video..

  • Ouch. Was the nail ok? 

  • Fucking, funny jinx.

  • did he died?

  • FUCK YOU

  • @amir071 how u figure atheists are primitive people where not the ones believeing in something that people believed in since the dark ages get ya head out ya ass son this wasnt the best made but it was funny kinda

  • I am Muslim and I find this not even disgusting but plain stupid. I pity atheists, such basic, primitive people...

  • @amir071 LOL U TERRORIST?

  • @hipinion A terrorist???

  • @amir071 atheists made the internet and your using it so go and pray or do some push ups on that rug of yours Just JK about the rug thing :)) don't take it to the heart child :))

  • @whiteboyyo - you poor little uneducated cretin, I feel so sorry for you. RIP Steve Jobs, the Buddhist

  • @amir071 RIP "Steve Jobs, the Buddhist" that's shit of you , why must you point out his belief?? does it matter? Uneducated my ass,for somebody your age(if that's your real age),you are pretty god damn poor minded child. and i say child cuz your somebody's bastard!!!

  • @whiteboyyo - kiss my white european shit, dickhead

  • @amir071 European shit ain't white go check the toilet for more info!!!EU Shit has the texture of many dot's that represent your crap covered 8 bit face !!!People like you make the w w w go slow,stop that cuz i'm downloading e-books not helmet punching stroke upgrading porn like you, got that "MR almost one neuron"?

  • hahahahahahaha good job jesus noob

  • You bloody A hole

  • This is pathetic. No, i don't hope that you, mexigogue, the maker of this video, to be hurt, but to be punished in an emotional way. GOD looks down on you as a loved human, loved by GOD. This was not the purpose that HE intended for you to be doing to your brother's and your sister's. IT'S SHAMEFUL. All I can do is shake my head and pray. Should I pray for you? Of course, because you are my brother or sister. Please, LORD, show this pathetic human being the correct way to your path.

  • forget jesus YOU should have been crucified while jesus tells you off

  • Wow this guy has his brain fried out. Jesus is our lord and savior. I love Jesus. He just goes and makes a video about Jesus' Crucifixion and makes fun of it. Making Jesus say cuss words. You are definitley wrong mexigogue. Thumbs up if you agree with me. Jesus is our lord and savior!

  • I'm 12 and a christian and even I know this is low.

  • Haha, awesome.

  • @The SoOki: You obviously have your own beliefs about Jesus but if you actually researched the facts from an objective point of view you would find out the truth. The Bible was written by around forty people, not just one man. If you look at the facts you will find that the Resurrection is true. It is the moat well documented event in all of ancient history. By saying that the Bible was written by one looney who got hit on the head too hard, you show how ignorant you are.

  • @Purif1ed "It is the moat well documented event in all of ancient history."

    This is a crude joke of course. For the most well documented event in all of ancient history, and also the most memorable event in all human history, the NT Gospels show no evidence of any common memory of it. Original Mark, for instance, has no resurrection appearances of Jesus at all. Later Mark, and Matt, Luke and John all go there separate merry ways in inventing their own post-resurrection appearance stories.

  • F*** you, bit**!

  • I can't believe that there are people like you,who make that kind of videos.SHAME ON YOU AND ON YOUR FAMILY.I wonder,don't you know the meaning of the word respect???Don't you are afraid of God himself??? ALAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    From a Greek Orthodox Cristian.

  • @Johnthelovedone Whatever you say, bud, whatever you say

  • I have no religion...but its strange this turned up on my recommeneded videos. and @Habsfan0206 ...evidence? Its the word of some loony who got hit on the head to hard and decided to write a book, think logical, sciencetific, jesus was crucified, some random person took him off, put him in a cave because he thought he was dead, he wasnt dead, he got out and ran away, some people saw him and he started ramming on, ran away and died somehow.

  • @Johnthelovedone Say what you will. Nothing you say or do, will make your "god" seem real.

  • hahahahahahahaha i busted a gut. take a joke ppl. seriously

  • First of all what made you do this terrible thing? Second its offensive to alot of people. And second you are sinning. Get rid of this.

  • umm... Jesus was a perfect sinless man that died on the cross for everyones sins. its not funny!

  • Take a joke. Not everyone believes in all that magic.

  • oh come on take a bloody joke! you're all tight asses :P

  • shame on the idiot who did only one psychanomalos will he made this

  • ντροπη στον ηλιθιο που το εκανε μονο ενας ψυχανομαλος θα το εφτιαχνε αυτο

  • this is bad 

  • no is funny

  • @tomek76332 No is grammatical

  • not cool dude

  • Wow... mocking Jesus. Seriously?

  • This video is like making fun of him .. Are you serious ? This video is stupid .

  • You should really be ashamed I hope since you made this video you done a lot of getting on your knees and praying for forgiveness .I'll be sure to keep you in my prayers because the way this sounds you need all the prayers you can get but rember your the only one that can get you in heaven

  • Who ever made this video needs to pray for forgiveness . Jesus is no joke and this is not funny, god bless you. I'll pray for you

  • this god ??

  • i find this really offence he was our lord :(

  • @bugsuly *offensive*

  • y u do this jesus is awesome

  • this isnt even funny.......... i hope you hope for your sake you dont meet god witht he same attitude you have now

  • youtube.com/watch?v=CW--vZ6ysS­8

  • SHAME on you for doing this! And no, Jesus is definitely not dead; He resurrected and appeared to the apostles after His resurrection. The Book of Acts mentions that He ascended to Heaven in the presence of the apostles. Read the Bible for evidence instead of insulting your Creator! Keep in mind that one day, you will meet Him. I wouldn't like to be in your shoes right now!

    Grow up rather than looking for attention in all the wrong possible ways!

  • @Habsfan0206 pics or it didnt happen

  • @Habsfan0206 Stop spamming your silly book, not going to buy it

  • haha

  • wow u suck u make fun of who saved us ur a really bad pearson

  • Wow this Is messed up. I've seen funny Jesus videos but this Is just fucking messed up. whoever made this offer to be banned from YouTube. flagged.

  • whoever posted this video shud be crucified lyk this and then we will love to listen him/her screaming that will be gud enough for the culprit

  • @smlshortdude totaly right

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  • @Darkrai781 thats right it is

  • all of you who are making these bad coments especialy mexigogue need to keep your mouths shut and if you would read the bible you would know that jesus came alive again 3 days after he died and he is king of all kings and lord of all lords you are not a god there is only one true god and if i were you i would seriosly start praying for god to forgive you

  • ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

  • I WILL QUESTION YOU ALL!!!!!

    What in the earth makes our heart beat rhythmically ??

    Answer it FUCKERS!!!!!

    (message from a non-religious white-hat Hacker)

  • @smlshortdude really? i thank god for creating all the deformed people who have to suffer for their disabilities.

  • im showing this video to my church just to show how sick people can be, just because your atheist doesn't mean you should disrespect people and their religions, sure theres no way to know for sure but it does answer the question of "how did we get here" if those fancy scientists think that we came from a monkey then where did the monkey come from? and after going on for hours about where did what come from finally theres just a "i dont know" in the statement. My solution to that is god

  • @nodros1 but adding god to an uncompleted equation is just being ignorant. Thus according to you, if X+3=? then X must equal god so the answer is God+3 :)

  • @nodros1 how does this "disrespect" you or your religion. hes recreating the crucifixion. you people do it every fucking easter.

    and i really did LOL at your "fancy scientists" comment. really, i think you might be mentally retarded.

  • ha ha bible nuts are funny

  • jakiś zjeb to zrobił

  • whoever did this video is obviously a SATAN in his own little way. WOE TO YOU! Jesus is our Lord and you must get to know that thing.

  • @11yeye If you think about aren't Satan and god like in the same league pretty much? Satan runs hell, which like his domain were he controls everything, and god runs heaven were he controls everything.

  • Robert fucking powell ?

  • whattheheck? someone hacked onto my account and commented something baad on this video... sorry

  • hmm... I think this is better than the movie by Mel Gibson :D

  • thats not right even though he's dead we should not do that to jesus thats how we was put on this earth

  • @DJATOTHEE I would feel bad as well but I'm pretty sure he was a fictitious character. Making light of torture is probably not the coolest thing to do, but it's not any different than Monty Python's Life of Brian. He's just making a joke it's nothing anyone should be offended by.

  • I hope you are Saved and Forgiven of your sins, for this Video has made me mad at the maker of this Video, Jesus has been through so much for us, can't you give him some respect! Or are you an atheist?

  • @UndertakerMistress FYI, not believing Jesus existed would be completely independent of him being an Atheist. I don't know if that was even what you were suggesting but I thought it should be clarified.

  • @UndertakerMistress but if you read a simple history book, jesus has not come up as a historical figure and there is actually no proof that he's ever existed.

  • i'm Muslim and i'm against this video ..please respect people's beliefs , and the people will respect yours 

  • @7amodi010 No they won't. That's completely not true. By respecting some else's beliefs that offers no assurance that they'll respect yours. Challenging ones beliefs and having your beliefs challenged is the way to mutual respect.

  • @kausidya well you got your point of view :)

  • go suck your own balls

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  • And As for you.. your even more sad to think about doing this.. you think this is funny? mocking God like he doesn't exist? newsflash mate he does exist but you cannot see it yet.. you may not delete your video but find it kinda sad that you have kept it here for so long.. what I'm gonna say to you is that i hope you change your ways because this is just SAD...

  • @PartyPrincess4561 really? i've never seen god or have even felt his presence.

  • @MentalFwiend Um woow.. your real lame to be looking for my comments and yet i wasnt even talking to you.. and anyway that's your problem if you haven't one day you will? -.-'

  • @PartyPrincess4561 ha is that your defense? Anyways, after interpreting your inferior grammer skills, the "presence" of god inside you is only felt because you are psychologically predisposed to feel this unexisting presence.

  • @MentalFwiend awwh thanks for telling me your opinion? tbh i don't even care? its your choice to follow God or not but WHEN he does come back i'll be laughing at you.. :P

  • @PartyPrincess4561 .... because thats what jesus would do. amen.

    ignorant fucking tard! really, you people are a lower breed of human being.

  • this is art

  • false christian or false islam made this video... its natural for them to show what they are... anti christ made jesus as their god to take away from the real jesus...

  • @Darkrai781 captain obvious

  • really, are you serious. He did not die for a comedy bit. He died for me, you and everyone on this planet. And for all of you who do this stuff for laughs. It's not funny and I'm pretty sure you are planning on going to hell when you die.

  • Who ever made this video is selfish. Jesus is our lord. He has been beside us threw our problems. He has helped all of us a long the way this video was bad he went threw all that pain for us . I think whoever thinks this is funny should be healed a they should pray for forgovnis. I love Jesus with all my heart all you should to god bless.

  • @TheMikalhip

    All the so-called Christians should make note of this person's comment. This is how a real Christian should respond to this video.

  • @mexigogue your an idiot im christain i dont respond like that

  • @mexigogue God created this video...how can it be wrong?

  • @mexigogue see the world today... who was helped? the bankers, the traders, the rich people? Was not Jesus supposed to help the poor and the weak? Bullshit!

  • @TheMikalhip Thats bullshit

  • @TheMograh i agree >:(

  • @TheMikalhip i know! jesus helped the crusades destroy multiple cities in present-day Israel, helped the germans kill many jews in the holocaust and even helped us in 9/11! What a savior!

  • @TheMikalhip I think you need a doctor. You've got a serious problem mate.

    JESUS WON'T HEAL YOU CUZ JESUS DOESN'T EXIST. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM? No? FUCK YOU.

    People who claims that they've seen him in their sleep.. Hell, stop taking those mushrooms..

  • It would be, except he's FUCKING DEAD. So he pretty much can't be insulted now. So, like, problem solved. . .

  • thats fucked up even though he is still dead we do not make in fun of jesus thats how we was put on this earth yes it is insulting for people that love him and go to church

  • @mexigogue you are a scum bag we arent nothing to god or jesus he is not dead he is in heaven right now perfectly alive and well so the problem is not solved if i were you i would realy start praying for forgivness!!! for all my fellow christians out there that stood up for him by comenting thank you and god bless.

  • @mexigogue He came back to life! READ THE BIBLE!!!

  • fuck jezeus

  • @TWEEKZALOT your just sad .. he gave his life to you and you do this to him? okay go ahead that's your prob mate (y)

  • @PartyPrincess4561 I could give a shit about the bible and god

  • @TWEEKZALOT like i said before thats your problem (Y)

  • @PartyPrincess4561 LOL dude whatever floats your boat. And I liked this video just for you

  • @TWEEKZALOT you are a bigger scum bag than mexigogue

  • @The41454145 YES! Thats exactly what I was going for

    You just made my day man :)

  • hahahaha your so funny

  • @The41454145 Thanks bro

  • @TWEEKZALOT grrrrrr!!!!!!!!

  • @TWEEKZALOT grrr!!!

  • @The41454145 Hey bro umad?

  • @TWEEKZALOT why cant you just stop commenting

  • @The41454145 Cause I love you

  • @TWEEKZALOT shut up you gay wod

  • @The41454145 Just stop replying and I wont comment again

  • @TWEEKZALOT you need to shut your trap

  • @The41454145 Bro why umad?

  • wh do you make fun of the lord?and he did not say"oooh god damnit! oohohohoohoo mother fucker you are fucked up now!"it is written that he said"forgive them father,they know not what they do."

  • dude you got problems that actually happened and he is the king of kings that aint funny

  • LMAO THIS IS FUNNY!

  • @iml337rofl you need to pray

  • That Is Soo Rude

  • Don't you think this "jesus" is too f... white for someone that supposed was borned on that part of the Earth? Sorry....think I need to believe he might looks like his father, white and blue eyed! R they relatives, he, Santa and the Easter Bunny?

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

  • @Leopardfire5566 That's the wonders of God is it not :3? Now I understand why you did this to argue with people xD...and I don't fall to levels up stupidity ....

  • Obama is the Antichrist.

  • you're the craziest of the craziest psycho!we'll God is the king of all kings!!!

  • @vancoltz I beg to differ. You forget about Don King, Martin Luther King, King Cobra, Budweiser the King of beers, King Kong, Larry King, Stephen King, King Dongs, Billie Jean King, Chung King, and King Vitamin. All of these kings are greater than the Judeo Christian concept of God.

  • Great reply

  • @mexigogue : noo your wrongg + @vancoltz is rightt God is biggerr than all of them put togetherr ; you ARE crazyy...

  • @mexigogue Also, the King Family were really hot back in the 60s. Loved that show.

  • @vancoltz LOL. Christianity is a fraud. Just like any other religion.

    Religious people are the most annoying motherfuckers around the earth.

    They really are.

  • @deathlove13 you're so right. All religiens were made up out of air just to make people slaves! And they like it! good for them! open your eyes and see the world. could it be worse?

  • YOU are sick!!!

  • its not funny.. and you guys dont make this kind of video,it is really bad..jesus pays all because of us...

  • this is so NOT funny! I love JESUS and this really offends me i hope GOD forgives you for mocking him i really dont care if u think this is funny he did this for YOU so that you would not have to Die every time you sin U r taking advantage of this sad sad day(i hope GOD forgives you for this). THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY AND YOU KNOW WHAT IF YOU DONT ASK GOD FOR FORGIVNISS YOU WILL SPEND AN ETERNITY IN HELL!

  • that isn't funny!

  • Funny really funny, But it is wrong. LORD forgive jim for he has sinned.

  • hope u enjoy hell

  • FAGGOT

  • .......May I ask what is funny about this?

  • esti un drac fara coarne...cum iti permiti sa postezi asa ceva?nemernicule si boule !!!!

  • Okayy First... Whyy Makee A Videoo That's Goingg Too Upset God?

    Secondd.. Its Wrongg Andd Youu Shouldd Well.. DELETE

    Third.. Youur Sickk In Thee Headd

    God Lovess Youu Withh Wateverr Youu Doo Soo Youu Still Havee Timee Too Repent..

  • forgive them god he does not mean this

  • @jesuslover921 Are you retarded? Yes, you are.

  • I'm not... I'm typing to you in case u hadn't noticed.

    ***** NEWSFLASH *****

    Authorities have now implicated Jesus Christ in the killing of little Caylee Anthony. Her mother, Casey, is to be released on bail following this shocking revelation. Casey said "I couldn't tell anybody until now, because my family was in danger if I said anything about him. Thank goodness it's over."

  • What??? You eat humans?? U in some kinda Christian Cannibal cult??

  • blessed258, what is "humnas"? Did you mean "hummus"? I love hummus with Greek food. sure is tasty!

  • @darkIink11111111111 Hummus is really quite delicious.

  • this is not funny jerk

  • Read up on your Roman history, instead of just reading the Bible... u might actually learn something... BTW, I'm glad u think fantasizing is good... can I fantasize about you? Post some pics of you on your channel.

  • This isn't funny u should respect Jesus! He did for you! And you think it's funny? You are a fucking loser. Get a life!!

  • blessed258, you're a moron. The cross was a Chiropractic tool, to cure back problems. The Romans were just trying to help Jesus. It's not their fault Jesus died on it. That was an unexpected accident. The nails in the hands & feet? Acupuncture. A proven cure for many ailments. I repeat, the Romans only had good intentions.

  • everyone flag this video

  • For the few hours that Jesus was on the Cross, the residents of Jerusalem were able to pick up channel 32 on their TV sets. A true miracle.

  • i cant believe you

  • dude this is not cool

  • This looks like a cool job, crucifying criminals. I'm good at hammering nails. Is there anywhere this is still practiced where a student could get a summer job doing it? Even if it's a different country, you know, you could send a photo to your folks back home of you standing in front of your work, "wish u were here, having a great time!

  • dude this is just stupid 1st it makes fun of the Lord(blasfeme) and second its not even funny you screwed up for both the christians and the non christians

  • Remember, Jesus died on a telephone pole to pay for all our telecommunications.