God I love this scene, but I still don't get it: why didn't they just use that zombie invasion attack thingy on Donut in the first place? Oh well... Makes it more interesting to prolong the fight.
@VJP8464 it's a movie. I mean if you think about it, whenever theres like a thousand guys against one guy, the one guy always wins because the other guys are like walking back and fourth rather than charging all at once
@VJP8464 It's sorta like a song, You start out softly(1 sword) build it up slowly (more swords)then go for the climax(zombie invasion attack thingy). or maybe it's just rule of cool
sigh....the 2 old guys put up a fight, but coolie couldnt do shit..... i mean couldnt he dodge at least? he just got decapitated! LOL i loved how the guy in the car was like "DIU" when the other guy blocked his view again xD
i like how this movie takes place in shanghai and is in cantonese. i don't know about chinese immigration, however i liked shanghai and cantonese was fun to learn, the guzheng i think thats how its spelt (im sure a youtuber will correct me cause we never miss our chance to call someone on there shit!) guzheng is the instrument that sounds super awesome.
i have a theory. they had to take him out early to save the kicking and fist-fighting moves for Stephen Chow later. if he was given a weapon like the other two, he would have gotten more movie-time to display his weapon art. unfortunately, he has no weapon, and his fighting style would give a redundancy to Stephen Chow's style later. but well, this is just my theory
no probs...but actually, victorwongvw is correct, and i was wrong: it is a guzheng. i was not looking close enough, it has bridges and more strings. i do like that guqin song though! cheers.
for some odd reason the landlord reminds me of my father and coolie reminds me of my brother and brother sum reminds me of this asshole that lives across the street
Given the way he fights, he probably is using some form of Tai Chi, which instead of meeting an attack with brute force (which results in injury to both parties), the practitioner will use his body to follow the movements of the attack till the attack loses its power or till it can be redirected. It's basically a method of allowing the defender to force the attacker to beat himself rather than waste energy by fighting back.
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lol look at 0:26 is that guy pooping????
dogglet1234 2 weeks ago
anyone know what song/music the musicians are playing?
TheNyobZooj 3 weeks ago
Don Ramon knows Kung Fu
ale1881 4 weeks ago
7:05 taiji guy's always too humble :)
supernev1000 1 month ago
The fighting part of the blind music guys is designed by Yuen Woo-ping, best kongfu director ever.
supernev1000 1 month ago
lol look at 0:26 is that guy pooping????
3089858 1 month ago
it's Sona!!! and her brother...
Victim4400 2 months ago
stupid age-restriction..had to use alternate account lol
XiaoTyran 3 months ago
@XiaoTyran Age restrict im 12 and could see it
Freeforthelife 2 months ago
Lion Roar !!
H770907 3 months ago
nice dance lolz
chaukevdude5607 4 months ago
If Stephan Chow make Dragon Ball Movie, it would be great movie!Great CGI!
nazripunisher 4 months ago
That art is beautiful
ChuckLonewolf 4 months ago
the landlady's husband is like a piece of paper, he floats around everywhere
AnthonyWearsPuma 4 months ago
@AnthonyWearsPuma learn some tai chi
supernev1000 1 month ago
@supernev1000 oh, learning tai chi will turn me into a piece of paper? awesome!
AnthonyWearsPuma 1 month ago
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@AnthonyWearsPuma Not exactly, but the idea of taichi is soft defeat hard, weak defeat strong, borrow your energy to defeat you.
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mike1005ful1 5 months ago
12 people are blocking my view
tyroneevansfloyd 7 months ago 21
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@tyroneevansfloyd hahaha thats the funniest ive read all week
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@tyroneevansfloyd NOW THEY THEERTEN BLOCKING MY VIEW NEEDED FOR SLAP
garysmart1 2 months ago
I like playing paper .. but I hate when its playing me ..
PrinceSerin781 8 months ago
5:52 rolling spear dance xD
kendoantipro 8 months ago
Nice homage/parody to Hitchcock's 'Rear WIndow' in the beginning
Vehement00 9 months ago
God I love this scene, but I still don't get it: why didn't they just use that zombie invasion attack thingy on Donut in the first place? Oh well... Makes it more interesting to prolong the fight.
VJP8464 9 months ago
@VJP8464 it's a movie. I mean if you think about it, whenever theres like a thousand guys against one guy, the one guy always wins because the other guys are like walking back and fourth rather than charging all at once
daamright 9 months ago
@VJP8464 It's sorta like a song, You start out softly(1 sword) build it up slowly (more swords)then go for the climax(zombie invasion attack thingy). or maybe it's just rule of cool
yyzworkingman 9 months ago
Hey fatso eat shit and die!
darkbeat101 9 months ago
wtf sindel is chinese????
lcosas 10 months ago
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funny...........
hellyboy21 10 months ago
funny...........
hellyboy21 10 months ago
0:30 is that guy taking a shit or what??
ParkourSyah 10 months ago
Okay, is there ANYONE in this town who's not secretly some kind of martial arts master? God I love this movie
Kyman102 10 months ago
LOL " Stand there or I cane you to half!!" *Farts* LOL!!! POOPING ON THE FLOOR
Wedgie7909 11 months ago
doughnut's pretty cool. Even his name is cool XD
yryi 11 months ago
WTF just happened to coolie? damn.
kholdfire11 11 months ago
his like paper
wadyati1 11 months ago
2:36 Tiger Style, bitch!
mystacris 11 months ago
I love that baker.
KrystelLucas 1 year ago
1:22 NO! NOT TEH KITTEH!! :(
itsbankaibitch 1 year ago 5
but i would'nt want a wife that can kick my ass all over the place!!!!
quasar1020 1 year ago 3
My favorite part of the movie!
jaheesh 1 year ago 3
fuck this
kevinpower141 1 year ago
fuck this
kevinpower141 1 year ago
man, if i could have a manicure like that...
crazy4moreanime 1 year ago
ahahahahha love the easy catch of the axe from the landlady.
XxChloexXxLimxX 1 year ago
was that eagle claw or tiger claw
TheEpicCh0sen1 1 year ago
THIS MOIVIE IS "BADASS" ty"square"
hokutotube75 1 year ago
lol, the landlord couple really funny, 0:06
canada1901 1 year ago 6
DOnt blck my view!!!
Deagleagle 1 year ago
The cook walked while spinning his spears and blocked invisible swords,thats it,im learning martial arts
LunaticSaix 1 year ago 4
很喜歡五郎八卦棍硬闖古箏那一幕,但自從我學了國術後便覺得功夫片的假得太過份。擅短手近攻的鐵線拳在近戰被輕易打倒,雙手被制; 洪家的馬步浮得被人扯出屋外,不是吧?
hughming 1 year ago
This guitar scene really wow'd me.
My most favorite part out of the whole movie lol.
teeawnuhroxz 1 year ago 4
Man that guy fighting with his nails should have been Catwomen husband
terminx12 1 year ago 2
Husbands understand what it's like to survive facing a strong attack with a yielding defense.
braquemar 1 year ago
gees theses styles of kung fu are the same ones in the last air bender
wikipily 1 year ago
Personally i think coolie is a good looking man, but why does he has to die so fast? :(
DaniHiltonNASA 1 year ago
this is why u learn an instrument - 2 shoot invisible blades at ppl! =D
xkag3sh1n0b1x 1 year ago
sigh....the 2 old guys put up a fight, but coolie couldnt do shit..... i mean couldnt he dodge at least? he just got decapitated! LOL i loved how the guy in the car was like "DIU" when the other guy blocked his view again xD
Fahrenheitluverxoxo 1 year ago
Would have loved to see the coolie's fight against the musicians.
chairmanofthebored1 1 year ago
LOL he was taking a shit
chun2005 1 year ago
the old man fights like a mix of tai ji and qing gong at the floaty part
irulurul 1 year ago
Never mind I saw the bridge it IS a guzheng but it still looks odd , like it's electric
pspmafia 1 year ago
It SOUNDS like a guzheng but LOOKS like a guqin, what is it?
pspmafia 1 year ago
8:25 that's how u paly bloody knucles
Brandokuan 1 year ago
Dun block my view SLAP HAHA
faeriewocky 1 year ago
i hate the fact coolie didnt even get to fight =[
MultiRisingphoenix 1 year ago
i like how this movie takes place in shanghai and is in cantonese. i don't know about chinese immigration, however i liked shanghai and cantonese was fun to learn, the guzheng i think thats how its spelt (im sure a youtuber will correct me cause we never miss our chance to call someone on there shit!) guzheng is the instrument that sounds super awesome.
Tex259 1 year ago
@Tex259 haha but that's gu qin
qiankundanuoyi1 1 year ago
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i have a theory. they had to take him out early to save the kicking and fist-fighting moves for Stephen Chow later. if he was given a weapon like the other two, he would have gotten more movie-time to display his weapon art. unfortunately, he has no weapon, and his fighting style would give a redundancy to Stephen Chow's style later. but well, this is just my theory
erwinvillejo 1 year ago
omg
kamija007 1 year ago
omg i love this movie...;D
kamija007 1 year ago
搞笑(;
lyteCCHS09 1 year ago
搞笑!
lyteCCHS09 1 year ago
who is the fag who flagged this vid
lmaoftw100 1 year ago 3
what instrument is that.
CaptMrMorgman 1 year ago
@CaptMrMorgman It's call 'Guzheng'
victorwongvw 1 year ago
@dfunkt thanks buddy :)
AryaInk 1 year ago
@AryaInk
no probs...but actually, victorwongvw is correct, and i was wrong: it is a guzheng. i was not looking close enough, it has bridges and more strings. i do like that guqin song though! cheers.
dfunkt 1 year ago
love the sound of that instrument, can somebody point me to some classic Chinese numbers played on this instrument ?
Stephen Chow is a magician.
AryaInk 1 year ago
@AryaInk
it is a guqin. here is a beautiful guqin video: watch?v=zptY64M_EsY
dfunkt 1 year ago
@AryaInk hi,it is an traditional instrument called Guzheng or Guqin. Here is a beautiful music
281238088 1 year ago
hollywood should take note lol great scence here
vayahoo 1 year ago
NOW THESE ARE Killers!!!
Hollywood my ass
BladeZnRoseZ 1 year ago
lol Sum is awesome ;)
BrightTigerSpirit 1 year ago
9:50 screeechh
Camguide 1 year ago
What's that instrument called?
Jorritijzerlo 1 year ago
@Jorritijzerlo
Guzheng
TuningAnApple 1 year ago
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ammarsyed1 1 year ago
5:15 best part
999gangsta 1 year ago
What!!!! Coolie died without a fight!!
JimmyVuTran 1 year ago
damn those 2 killer guys must hav crazy leg muscle to air sit with 1 leg
MOONWOLF7395 1 year ago
Don't block my view!! lmaoo
aa3gunner 1 year ago 2
the landlord is a true depiction of the saying "light as feather" hahahah
BensonChu36 1 year ago
this is soooo hilarious lol
angelprincess12345 1 year ago
0:26 Shitting on the floor ...
chedauden1234 1 year ago 2
beautiful special efffects
its like im in a mirage with the music and the kung fu
sokit2em 1 year ago 2
what is that instrument the hired killers are using called?
the music they played on that thing was pretty sick
PHOwnage1337 1 year ago
@PHOwnage1337 That's called a Pi Pa. It's really painful if you use your bare finger nails... Oh god. OO
lilpunkyZ 1 year ago
@lilpunkyZ
it's guzheng not pipa
Drake23thein 1 year ago
my fav characters are is the landlady cause she's hecka funny.lol
gossipgirl916 1 year ago
for some odd reason the landlord reminds me of my father and coolie reminds me of my brother and brother sum reminds me of this asshole that lives across the street
awkwebum100 1 year ago 58
@awkwebum100 Kung Fu Hustle: Neighborhood Addition.
duckmanham 1 year ago 2
@duckmanham xD
awkwebum100 1 year ago
@awkwebum100 so you're dad is a kung fu perv and your brother is a kicking fiend
dude your family sounds badass :D
nv88 1 year ago 32
at the end:
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWLLLLLLLLLLLLL
dong9589 1 year ago
This has high artistic value.
How high?
At least few stories..
c77c77 1 year ago 2
1:33 o.o
ansesh 1 year ago
i love 7:02 part... cool!
marycustodio17 1 year ago
lol More lipstick?!
REIGN131 1 year ago
BOOM HEADSHOT!
runescaperulz 1 year ago
its not a zither or anything else its a guzheng look it up
Sheyy17 1 year ago
lol @ the sound of the spear at 5:01 xD
pr0ud2bap1n0y 1 year ago
notice, abe lincolns everywhere XD
HENTAI125 1 year ago
why did they flag this video???!!! who evar did that i hate whats so worng about it?....... theres so nude
kennsie8 1 year ago
BEST fucking EVEER!!!! ... !!!! 5/5*****
wario987 1 year ago
ooooo
pringlesz 1 year ago
why this is 18 >:(
Juanxcd 1 year ago
the beginning. lol
at2at 1 year ago 3
NOOOOO!!! My favorite iron fist die T_T hiihihihiihihi
taewafu123 2 years ago 4
4.23
man thats a good door
poppydephary 2 years ago 4
look at the cigerate ==
eventclaim 2 years ago 3
It's a zither, gu qin in mandarin. Notice they don't need chairs to sit. XD
sarefin 2 years ago 3
The instrument guqin. Saw a demonstration of it once.
bigcrunch0 2 years ago
don't block my view! dont block my view! get out of my way! lol hes so bossy >:3 by the way nice string playing
kennsie8 2 years ago 2
the staff guy is awesome
zeke51095 2 years ago 3
when the younqer one dIES ..:(
TheBree965 2 years ago 3
Why you hitting yourself? :D
carbertoram 2 years ago
I'm not too fond with martial arts, Chinese movies, and stuff, but that thing with the guitar was damn awesome, man!
And the dude with the long stick (Please forgive me if I don't know is called) also was sick!!
Isaak29 2 years ago
the guitar thing is called a sitar, cause it sits across ur lap.
zeke51095 2 years ago 2
no not the cat oh yeah..the guy too
famaundacheese 2 years ago 2
hey why didn't the Landlord and lady do that in the first place?
SwordmaidenGwen 2 years ago
the fight scene was superb..
sidiqmk 2 years ago 2
i cried when Coolie died T_T
skyblue8000 2 years ago 5
@skyblue8000 ya..iknow coolie was so cool v_v r.i.p
kennsie8 2 years ago 22
this guys... with the INSTRUMENT :D how do they call them selvs in the movie... ? {sorry for my bad english :D )
InfraJF 2 years ago
wow in the rich city no kung fu but in the poor citys theres is kung fu hmmmm i wonder y lol
l3artman 2 years ago
Damn 9:24 yin yang symbol owns
Em0romanticO 2 years ago
lol the land lady friging fucked them up XD shes a good fighters
cajesukarije247 2 years ago 2
CHINA IS AWESOME!!! :D
UnidosdaTijuca1 2 years ago 3
i wonder if coolie was still alive how it woulda ended with him cause donut and noodle had a good fight
XxXhappyTimesXxX 2 years ago
they would have killed them in no time
synysterlud 2 years ago
im not sure it would be much different cause coolie was a fighter that d to be really close and so was the tailor and he died
shino95soul 2 years ago
coolie was beheaded
burneecal 2 years ago
lol the landlord fucking OWNS!!!
slashuur8760 2 years ago
8:44 that old dude who is pwning those dudes with the glasses what fighting style is he using it looks alot like drunken fist
CuteAngelCA 2 years ago
Given the way he fights, he probably is using some form of Tai Chi, which instead of meeting an attack with brute force (which results in injury to both parties), the practitioner will use his body to follow the movements of the attack till the attack loses its power or till it can be redirected. It's basically a method of allowing the defender to force the attacker to beat himself rather than waste energy by fighting back.
Vlorsutes 2 years ago 10
i think you wud be more corret if you said "iron fist" maybe but im no kungfu master so ehh....=]
fatboy10121 2 years ago
landlady rocks!!!!!:)
brandrizel 2 years ago
thats friggin original...sharp notes are blades and flat notes physical force or fist....wicked!!!
cagerox 2 years ago 5
some more they needed to chair to sit they just sit on nothing
shiningfateofhearts 2 years ago
Master Chiu actually put up a good fight, coolie just got decapitated in a matter of seconds, he still my favorite though! Great Movie
republikofnfld 2 years ago 3
i know this music is awesome
icefire309 2 years ago
what is the music called
sheldon176 2 years ago
blade of gu qin
mrsupergummibear 2 years ago
called 肝肠断 in Chinese
BRCaonidaye 2 years ago
they are just not strong enough. i bet only agent smith can put up a fight
hanrinch 2 years ago
it is a damn shame to loose all 3 masters at once! :( they were only trying to live a normal life...
i can't help but blame sing for this. if he didn't pull of a con on Pig Sty, the war between them would have never happened.
ger111 2 years ago 4
I thought Coolie didn't have to be the first one to be killed
Malcham7 2 years ago 5
poor cat
runescapewarrior100 2 years ago 42
0:29 the boy sh*tting. LMAO!!
MiszBehavin 2 years ago 2
that is so creative and amazing
bofhd89o 2 years ago
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i like the part at 8:03
leonfart 2 years ago
Lol...world record fastest cigarette smoking..
nmvnm 2 years ago 12
@nmvnm She sucks in the hole thing at once Hahas
x3Noobx3 1 year ago
More lipstick LMAO!!!
chanseng 2 years ago
I hate how Coolie died. He was awesome!
ImpactFrame 2 years ago 48
They even cut the cat in half...
Mufasa7270 1 year ago
@ImpactFrame my thoughts egg-zactly...
nylesnation 1 year ago
Love this fight scene! It's the best ever!
Chaos1091 2 years ago 3
they said it would be a problem to kill them yet that first dude they killed only took like 10-20 sec and he only needed to play music o.O
DisneyClassicmusic 2 years ago 2
la mejor pelea de la pelicula :D
pandablack194 2 years ago
LOL she just caught the axe xD
raegrats 2 years ago