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  • anyone know what song/music the musicians are playing?

  • Don Ramon knows Kung Fu

  • 7:05 taiji guy's always too humble :)

  • The fighting part of the blind music guys  is designed by Yuen Woo-ping, best kongfu director ever.

  • lol look at 0:26 is that guy pooping????

  • it's Sona!!! and her brother...

  • stupid age-restriction..had to use alternate account lol

  • @XiaoTyran Age restrict im 12 and could see it

  • Lion Roar !!

  • nice dance lolz

  • If Stephan Chow make Dragon Ball Movie, it would be great movie!Great CGI!

  • That art is beautiful

  • the landlady's husband is like a piece of paper, he floats around everywhere

  • @AnthonyWearsPuma learn some tai chi

  • @supernev1000 oh, learning tai chi will turn me into a piece of paper? awesome!

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  • 12 people are blocking my view

  • @tyroneevansfloyd NOW THEY THEERTEN BLOCKING MY VIEW NEEDED FOR SLAP

  • I like playing paper .. but I hate when its playing me ..

  • 5:52 rolling spear dance xD

  • Nice homage/parody to Hitchcock's 'Rear WIndow' in the beginning

  • God I love this scene, but I still don't get it: why didn't they just use that zombie invasion attack thingy on Donut in the first place? Oh well... Makes it more interesting to prolong the fight.

  • @VJP8464 it's a movie. I mean if you think about it, whenever theres like a thousand guys against one guy, the one guy always wins because the other guys are like walking back and fourth rather than charging all at once

  • @VJP8464 It's sorta like a song, You start out softly(1 sword) build it up slowly (more swords)then go for the climax(zombie invasion attack thingy). or maybe it's just rule of cool

  • Hey fatso eat shit and die!

  • wtf sindel is chinese????

  • funny...........

    

  • 0:30 is that guy taking a shit or what??

  • Okay, is there ANYONE in this town who's not secretly some kind of martial arts master? God I love this movie

  • LOL " Stand there or I cane you to half!!" *Farts* LOL!!! POOPING ON THE FLOOR

  • doughnut's pretty cool. Even his name is cool XD

  • WTF just happened to coolie? damn.

  • his like paper

  • 2:36 Tiger Style, bitch!

  • I love that baker.

  • 1:22 NO! NOT TEH KITTEH!! :(

  • but i would'nt want a wife that can kick my ass all over the place!!!!

  • My favorite part of the movie!

  • fuck this

  • fuck this

  • man, if i could have a manicure like that...

  • ahahahahha love the easy catch of the axe from the landlady.

  • was that eagle claw or tiger claw

  • THIS MOIVIE IS "BADASS" ty"square"

  • lol, the landlord couple really funny, 0:06

  • DOnt blck my view!!!

  • The cook walked while spinning his spears and blocked invisible swords,thats it,im learning martial arts

  • 很喜歡五郎八卦棍硬闖古箏那一幕,但自從我學了國術後便覺得功夫­片的假得太過份。擅短手近攻的鐵線拳在近戰被輕易打倒,雙手被制­; 洪家的馬步浮得被人扯出屋外,不是吧?

  • This guitar scene really wow'd me.

    My most favorite part out of the whole movie lol.

  • Man that guy fighting with his nails should have been Catwomen husband

  • Husbands understand what it's like to survive facing a strong attack with a yielding defense.

  • gees theses styles of kung fu are the same ones in the last air bender

  • Personally i think coolie is a good looking man, but why does he has to die so fast? :(

  • this is why u learn an instrument - 2 shoot invisible blades at ppl! =D

  • sigh....the 2 old guys put up a fight, but coolie couldnt do shit..... i mean couldnt he dodge at least? he just got decapitated! LOL i loved how the guy in the car was like "DIU" when the other guy blocked his view again xD

  • Would have loved to see the coolie's fight against the musicians.

  • LOL he was taking a shit

  • the old man fights like a mix of tai ji and qing gong at the floaty part

  • Never mind I saw the bridge it IS a guzheng but it still looks odd , like it's electric

  • It SOUNDS like a guzheng but LOOKS like a guqin, what is it?

  • 8:25 that's how u paly bloody knucles

  • Dun block my view SLAP HAHA

  • i hate the fact coolie didnt even get to fight =[

  • i like how this movie takes place in shanghai and is in cantonese. i don't know about chinese immigration, however i liked shanghai and cantonese was fun to learn, the guzheng i think thats how its spelt (im sure a youtuber will correct me cause we never miss our chance to call someone on there shit!) guzheng is the instrument that sounds super awesome.

  • @Tex259 haha but that's gu qin

  • omg

  • omg i love this movie...;D

  • 搞笑(;

  • 搞笑!

  • who is the fag who flagged this vid

  • what instrument is that.

  • @CaptMrMorgman It's call 'Guzheng'

  • @dfunkt thanks buddy :)

  • @AryaInk

    no probs...but actually, victorwongvw is correct, and i was wrong: it is a guzheng. i was not looking close enough, it has bridges and more strings. i do like that guqin song though! cheers.

  • love the sound of that instrument, can somebody point me to some classic Chinese numbers played on this instrument ?

    Stephen Chow is a magician.

  • @AryaInk

    it is a guqin. here is a beautiful guqin video: watch?v=zptY64M_EsY

  • @AryaInk hi,it is an traditional instrument called Guzheng or Guqin. Here is a beautiful music

    

  • hollywood should take note lol great scence here

  • NOW THESE ARE Killers!!!

    Hollywood my ass

  • lol Sum is awesome ;)

  • 9:50 screeechh

  • What's that instrument called?

  • @Jorritijzerlo

    Guzheng

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  • 5:15 best part

    

  • What!!!! Coolie died without a fight!!

  • damn those 2 killer guys must hav crazy leg muscle to air sit with 1 leg

  • Don't block my view!! lmaoo

  • the landlord is a true depiction of the saying "light as feather" hahahah

  • this is soooo hilarious lol

  • 0:26 Shitting on the floor ...

  • beautiful special efffects

    its like im in a mirage with the music and the kung fu

  • what is that instrument the hired killers are using called?

    the music they played on that thing was pretty sick

  • @PHOwnage1337 That's called a Pi Pa. It's really painful if you use your bare finger nails... Oh god. OO

  • @lilpunkyZ

    it's guzheng not pipa

  • my fav characters are is the landlady cause she's hecka funny.lol

  • for some odd reason the landlord reminds me of my father and coolie reminds me of my brother and brother sum reminds me of this asshole that lives across the street

  • @awkwebum100 Kung Fu Hustle: Neighborhood Addition.

  • @duckmanham xD

  • @awkwebum100 so you're dad is a kung fu perv and your brother is a kicking fiend

    dude your family sounds badass :D

  • at the end:

    LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWLLLLLLLLLL­LLL

  • This has high artistic value.

    How high?

    At least few stories..

  • 1:33 o.o

  • i love 7:02 part... cool!

  • lol More lipstick?!

  • BOOM HEADSHOT!

  • its not a zither or anything else its a guzheng look it up

  • lol @ the sound of the spear at 5:01 xD

  • notice, abe lincolns everywhere XD

  • why did they flag this video???!!! who evar did that i hate whats so worng about it?....... theres so nude

  • BEST fucking EVEER!!!!  ... !!!! 5/5*****

  • ooooo

  • why this is 18 >:(

  • the beginning. lol

  • NOOOOO!!! My favorite iron fist die T_T hiihihihiihihi

  • 4.23

    man thats a good door

  • look at the cigerate ==

  • It's a zither, gu qin in mandarin. Notice they don't need chairs to sit. XD

  • The instrument guqin. Saw a demonstration of it once.

  • don't block my view! dont block my view! get out of my way! lol hes so bossy >:3 by the way nice string playing

  • the staff guy is awesome

  • when the younqer one dIES ..:(

  • Why you hitting yourself? :D

  • I'm not too fond with martial arts, Chinese movies, and stuff, but that thing with the guitar was damn awesome, man!

    And the dude with the long stick (Please forgive me if I don't know is called) also was sick!!

  • the guitar thing is called a sitar, cause it sits across ur lap.

  • no not the cat oh yeah..the guy too

  • hey why didn't the Landlord and lady do that in the first place?

  • the fight scene was superb..

  • i cried when Coolie died T_T

  • @skyblue8000 ya..iknow coolie was so cool v_v r.i.p

  • this guys... with the INSTRUMENT :D how do they call them selvs in the movie... ? {sorry for my bad english :D )

  • wow in the rich city no kung fu but in the poor citys theres is kung fu hmmmm i wonder y lol

  • Damn 9:24 yin yang symbol owns

  • lol the land lady friging fucked them up XD shes a good fighters

  • CHINA IS AWESOME!!! :D

  • i wonder if coolie was still alive how it woulda ended with him cause donut and noodle had a good fight

  • they would have killed them in no time

  • im not sure it would be much different cause coolie was a fighter that d to be really close and so was the tailor and he died

  • coolie was beheaded

  • lol the landlord fucking OWNS!!!

  • 8:44 that old dude who is pwning those dudes with the glasses what fighting style is he using it looks alot like drunken fist

  • Given the way he fights, he probably is using some form of Tai Chi, which instead of meeting an attack with brute force (which results in injury to both parties), the practitioner will use his body to follow the movements of the attack till the attack loses its power or till it can be redirected. It's basically a method of allowing the defender to force the attacker to beat himself rather than waste energy by fighting back.

  • i think you wud be more corret if you said "iron fist" maybe but im no kungfu master so ehh....=]

  • landlady rocks!!!!!:)

  • thats friggin original...sharp notes are blades and flat notes physical force or fist....wicked!!!

  • some more they needed to chair to sit they just sit on nothing

  • Master Chiu actually put up a good fight, coolie just got decapitated in a matter of seconds, he still my favorite though! Great Movie

  • i know this music is awesome

  • what is the music called

  • blade of gu qin

  • called 肝肠断 in Chinese

  • they are just not strong enough. i bet only agent smith can put up a fight

  • it is a damn shame to loose all 3 masters at once! :( they were only trying to live a normal life...

    i can't help but blame sing for this. if he didn't pull of a con on Pig Sty, the war between them would have never happened.

  • I thought Coolie didn't have to be the first one to be killed

  • poor cat

  • 0:29 the boy sh*tting. LMAO!!

  • that is so creative and amazing

  • Lol...world record fastest cigarette smoking..

  • @nmvnm She sucks in the hole thing at once Hahas

  • More lipstick LMAO!!!

  • I hate how Coolie died. He was awesome!

  • They even cut the cat in half...

  • @ImpactFrame my thoughts egg-zactly...

  • Love this fight scene! It's the best ever!

  • they said it would be a problem to kill them yet that first dude they killed only took like 10-20 sec and he only needed to play music o.O

  • la mejor pelea de la pelicula :D

  • LOL she just caught the axe xD