Daniel Tosh - Completely Serious-part 3 (BEST QUALITY ON YOUTUBE)

[JoseAdrianMoguel]

Did anyone notice at 1:46 when he says, " how's that feel whores?" A girl yelled "HEY" Haha made me laugh

[coolkid92003]

@Brend1827 it was ur mom

[Seige0014]

6: 39 funiest face ever

[MrDEFCONX]

Seriously, the two top comments are THE SAME FUCKING COMMENTS

Way to copy people Brend1827

[ecoble72]

Woman: I'll put it in! fumble. fumble. fumble. lick palm

[111redthread]

haha I'm not honest but you're really interesting

[Warriortags10]

1:45 someone gets pissed

[Hargaanti]

damn he is full copy of George Carlin

[PyroK8]

@Hargaanti wow wrong. they are nothing alike.

[Hargaanti]

@PyroK8

i know no one matches George but this guy has some idea that he has seen from George and he will never be like him.

[arizonasjellyboy2]

i heard the womon screen HEY!

[Zer0small]

Someone explain the licking the hand.

Kthxbai

[by00tiful]

@Zer0small he's using his hand to make it wet so the he can put it in easier

[JustinNuchanasaurous]

There goes Daniel, hes got a FAT FAT DICK!!!!!

[LMFAOLOVERS212]

5:04 to 5:24 is the funniest joke ever

[LMFAOLOVERS212]

thanks for all three parts they were great!!!!!!!!!

[JustinNuchanasaurous]

3:49 That made history.

[hunterchik13]

Big tits!! I got em bitches

[xxsamplextextxx]

There goes daniel, he's got a fat fat dick!

[dwwhitesk8rdieman]

3:46 dude. PREACH IT!

[Reosque]

LOL! I love the way it ended!

[mztweety1374]

What about medium tiddys!

[jorgerene09]

2:10 top shelf

[jdm1066]

"I DIDN"T WANT TO GET WET!"

[xkillaxskillx1]

GOD I LOVE BIG TITTIES! TOP SHELF

[VW4MK]

46 people have no sense of humor

[Staples2929]

There goes Daniel, hes got a fat, fat dick.

[THEINTIMIDATOR350]

@MrSamattack yeah. I don't even see what ya'll are talking about

[MrSamattack]

hes right about danika patrik chick

[tylergillen2016]

1:45 how's that feel whores- HEY!

[THEINTIMIDATOR350]

@Sigsauerification I didn't stare at it!!

[THEINTIMIDATOR350]

What's MySpace?

[MrSamattack]

@THEINTIMIDATOR350 really?

[81DBOSS]

Come on guy's 2 fingers ;)

[Rophe71]

to people complaining about ads... use adblock plus on google chrome. havent seen an ad in months, except some comedy central videos

[JTurden]

46 people were fathered by the Rock.

[Brend1827]

1:45 did u guys hear the woman scream HEY!!!

[jungleboyy1]

it sucks trying to watch this when your eating something and those pimple videos are on the screen

[hblakely992]

He looks so innocent.

[A3Geovanni]

I Love big titties!!!!

[kidsuicidekidsauce]

Daniels got a fat FAT DICK! hahhaahahahaha



[imlululelelala]

Haha did anyone else hear the chick that yelled hey at 1:35?

[emblazedskater]

I hate those damn pimple vids. So I just made my screen small enough so I couldn't see it.

[VanceAgcaoili]

I was being sarcastic:p ofcouse it isn't him.

[VanceAgcaoili]

Was that Bradley Cooper at 8:27?!?!?!?!?!? LMAO

[carriewhite410]

@VanceAgcaoili No, just a look alike.

[asharkey3]

@VanceAgcaoili ....no

[futurekitteh]

Hey look! A guy fuking a girl with a vibrator- OH GOD WTF GOD LOOK AT THAT PIMPLE DEAR GOD UGH OMG FUK OH GOD

[samarcus676]

anyone hear a woman yell hey! after he said the joke about fake boobs..

[wthwtf01]

43 people miss thier dead cousin

[TheMagicStik]

Tosh is 56 liar.

[binkey45]

@TheMagicStik 36?

[brennadancer457]

If the zit video is bothering you, just put this video on full screen. Problem. Solved.

[HurtZombie]

screw the zit video, i've seen that on every part of this video... i'm more concerned about the breast milk video.

[natyt333]

"thats why I wear black condoms because they're 'slimming'." !!!

[smwms74]

what does 5/16th and juicy like a starbusrt mean?

[SolidManny]

@smwms74 5/16 is the measurement of how deep he wants his vagina/armpit and he wants it juicy.. like a starburst

[halpme1]

hoo ff-

[Kiiirk92]

What!? There's no way he's 59!?

[memyselfandi103]

@Kiiirk92 I pray to God you're joking lol

[Willie1700]

@Kiiirk92 haha thats funny man

[jibcrew1]

3:45 holy shit hahhahhahaha

[Jobuskus]

Tosh sorta reminds me of Roger from American Dad

[sissykittykat]

I don't get the fake boob joke?

[kellerdood32]

press 2 a few times and youll know why you suck

[sakkiie10]

i do like that the breastmilk chick keeps popping up

[TheSpunkmunky]

reminds me of tobuscus

[attheextreme1]

click on 1:45 really fast and he will say horse

[badopinion]

This crowd is lame, I'm not his biggest fun but it is funny .

[sjbcatcher]

5:01 "There goes Daniel; he's got a fat, FAT dick!"

[CamandGregMontages]

Bottle flies in, hits him right in the dome. He forgot the rules, he'll remember next time.

hahahahahaha soo funny

[Fuelforbreakfast]

lol i'm from america dont speak your boogah boogah language!!!! >D

[NEWS0UTHWALES]

Drink My Breastmilk & My Acne Experience WHAT THE FUCK?!

[bigcwilly1]

genius

[hqvpb755]

you did it because you're a whore, and you forgot because you're stupid.



[TheAFlyer]

999,900 views.

Shit just got real.

[Douggw00]

9:26

Right at the end of the video, Daniel's face =D.

[idateawesomeninjas]

i hate guys that wear ponytails or pigtails.... so for my project for Public Speaking we had to make a collage of stuff we like, dislike, shit like that. so i said i disliked guys who wear ponytails or pigtails...... when she asked why i told her the joke Daniel Tosh says..... she laughed her ass off and that isnt the reason i hate guys that wear ponytails or pigtails but this was funnier and i didnt get in trouble for turning my project in late..... Daniel Tosh.... you saved me grades!

[IIWATCHUWHENUSLEEP]

More damn Acne..

[AnbuKakashiHatake007]

I didn't want to get wet! XD

[fernandouk11]

did anybody body hear the hey hahahahahahah those women are fake

[MWcrazyhorse]

8:28 I don't get it. Can someone explain pls?

[Hrko1992]

@MWcrazyhorse if you dont get it, go watch fart jokes and toilet humor...this is high brow, its for intellectual people not dumbasses. if you dont get it the second u hear it, its not for you

[MWcrazyhorse]

@Hrko1992 yes hello mr stereotypical ignorant american let me explain. English is not my 1st language. And if you had not been colonised by England it wouldn't be yours either.

[AnbuKakashiHatake007]

@Hrko1992 Just because someone doesn't understand a joke the first time doesn't mean they are stupid. I am rather intelligent and sometimes it takes me a few minutes to get a joke. It's just the way your mind comprehends something. Not everyone was exposed to the same things you were. So think about that next time you assume something.

[idateawesomeninjas]

when i said "Yay it's this time!" for some reason at the mall some guy came up to me, gave me a hug and said "Daniel Tosh!!" i wish i knew who that guy was but im glad there was someone there who got the prefrence

[n0genlilledreng]

@idateawesomeninjas that... is awesome.

[Sigsauerification]

am i the only one who couldnt stop looking at that ball of face cream on the side of the screen?

[TheWumboBuMbo]

@Sigsauerification i had it on full screen

[ARomanianKid14]

my acne experience in the side videos... wtf????

[bleedingblue000]

by the way i hate soccer!

[Hokieman101]

LMFAO Tosh!

[fishdude77]

I love that there is a woman that yells hey! when he talks about women with fake boobs being whores. haha TRUTH HURTS.

[Davetacular45]

Thats it I'm flagging those friggin zit videos

[Bllackguard666]

@Davetacular45 I know, they're sick. I see them every damn Danial Tosh video...wtf do zits have to do with a comedian? WTF youtube?

[LifeShark97]

@Davetacular45 yeah why7 are zuts showin up all over hwnes it daniel tosh what do zits have to do with him

[wholewheat843]

@Davetacular45 is that nasty zit vid a virus??



[j11430]

@wholewheat843 No, it's just stupid

[Laughlin321]

@Davetacular45

Your just encouraging the videos by giving them the slightest bit of attention.

[upallhours9]

He doesn't wear condoms...condoms are for pussies.

[Kmanyan]

Why are there huge zit-bursting thumbnails at the side?! It's distracting and gross.

x___x

[imdanuts]

@Kmanyan press full screem

[lowrider758]

@Kmanyan I Know! -__-

[Kmanyan]

Am I the only one that thinks he's a lot like Jim Carey?

[Martastik7]

Why do i see advertisements for zit removal in the suggestion bar???

[Themarlonrocks]

HES GOT A FAT FAT DICK!

[ThatGingerKid12]

"How's that feel, whores?" One girl yells out: "GREAT!!!" XD

[Kimbrokk]

@benjaminkinkaidiris ??? what did he say that offended u??

[eggsbenedictdotdvin]

why are acne videos in the related videos?

[5rdx5rd]

@eggsbenedictdotdvin good question

[gcabiddu]

@eggsbenedictdotdvin stufff from his tv show haha

[Leopardstar757]

*checks his Myspace page* Well I'll be damned....

[tmntfistbump]

@Leopardstar757 who has a myspace?

[Leopardstar757]

@tmntfistbump I don't. XD

[etfeli1]

hahaha dick fat

[questawockeez824]

i like how when you get farther into the parts... the views go down.

[GermanTakeover]

how can you dislike Daniel Tosh?! 

[cheseweezle94]

Why are the suggested videos all about acne?

[idateawesomeninjas]

his smile is so contagious!

[SuicidalSabotoge]

My boyfriend and I are homeless and we skip. Lol u r an epic comedian

[32OrtonEdge32]

@SuicidalSabotoge How the hell did you get on a computer?

[SuicidalSabotoge]

@32OrtonEdge32 we go to libraries and get on. we also travel. its not that obsurd

[idateawesomeninjas]

i was eating a starburst when he said " you know how i like it, 5/16ths and juicy like a starburts"...... i can honestly say my starburst tasted a little less tasty......... i still love daniel tosh and starbursts though!

[rauldino1111]

hes just talking out of his ass

[44amromano]

34 people disliked this because their whores.... they forgot because their stupid....

[idateawesomeninjas]

im 59! my lips are not this viluptous!

[passedoutdreaming]

Do you like how I start jokes which have mass apeal and continue till only 6 people have a clue what I'm talking about? lmao

[jcsittig]

A man with a ponytail says. "DON'T FUCK WITH ME"

While a man with pigtails is saying, "Hey hold these while you fuck me"

[EpicPrimeTime]

ppl compare the like and dislike bar to penis sizes and thats gay..they be like the green ones big and the red ones small..but look the whole meter is like 3 inches....no matter how much green it is its still a small penis...now stfu ppl and fuckin enjoy this video

[abradley211]

@EpicPrimeTime chill..its a joke.

[EpicPrimeTime]

@abradley211 no duh lol

[chuckamontreal]

Transcribe Audio On: "all may have, political issue by"

[rickybobby5150]

Tosh I am your Father

[stickybelvedere]

Thumbs up if you tucked your upper lip at 6:50

[Burgerking155555]

I don't speak your booga-logga laungage!! Lmfao

[devourerofbabies]

When does the funny happen?

[movieaddict19]

I didnt wanna get wet! LOL

[FaKedandan]

I love big titties ughh!!

[FroggerFilm]

@FaKedandan You mean tig ol' bitties

[FaKedandan]

@FroggerFilm noo that cant be too big or other wise they sag and thats gross

[FroggerFilm]

@FaKedandan *facepalm*

[PhiladelphiaBound]

@FroggerFilm shut up

[FroggerFilm]

@PhiladelphiaBound /yourfavoritemartian#p/u/4/90r­HFreKjvs

[MrLit420]

This guy is such a douche bag but he is so fucking funny!!!!!

[MotionSound18]

He is my favorite comic

[punchmonkeywang]

Lol sex face at the end

[powerslide53]

I fucking lol'd when he made that unintentional face at the end of the vid.

[samoa49662]

haha im samoan and that was hilarious first samoan joke i ever hearrd...lol



[SasquatchLegend]

LOL I tuck in my upper lip 'cause it makes me look like I have no teeth and I put on my old man act.

[realmaddog123]

23 people have a vagina under there arm

[arra009]

The dislike bar is like justin bieber reputation, Its short and must be shorter

[xZCommandoZx]

hey 1:45...

[Devestator37]

from 2:22 to 2:32 lmao

[phillyfan0314]

girls at 2:10 top shelf!

[Kadets6]

Those 22 people have a smaller dick than Daniel lol

[Grantwad]

What makes someone dislike part 3 of a series of videos? Think about it. Did someone watch parts 1 and 2 then come to part 3 and say, "oh no, he went over the line with that joke..." DISLIKE! c'mon people... ;)

[Appelo]

@Grantwad I guess most of those people were laughing that hard and tried to like the vid. but slipped

[blewidescorpio]

@Grantwad Great Point, But Maybe Some People Hope That It Gets Better And It Doesn't

[joshuamundell]

@Grantwad The girls that have gotten plastic surgery kept hitting the button

[ThaShore]

@Grantwad haha good point

[MrJesse4124201]

the 22 dislikes are mutants

[Frozone470]

XDDDD "How's that feel whores??" and then you hear a random chick yell "hey!"