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  • they're not bad trucks, they only have bad drivers

  • gay

  • The H3 5 cylinders or Alphas KICK ASS, they will out wheel any suv sold.

    It's one thing to be fools, but jealous fools is just sad ;-(

  • @H20skier100 Me and my 'ol Land Rover may have to disagree with that.

  • @H20skier100 yah that is why it is called easter Hummer safari in moab every year lol oh wait nope it is jeep safari.... and gm chose to keep the hummer brand because it was wildly succesful oh dang that isn't true either although i have to admit i want to drive one of these alphas.

  • I love my h3 alpha! Its great on and off the road. I have gone over and through some serious bumps, dips and boulders. It does great! That is a fact.

  • i am agree with ajk150

    i own a h3 alfa it small passing through narrow places and its power full , next thing i wash it an go on streets it turns alot of neck around

  • can i do all that with a hummer h3 inline 5 3.7 liter

  • Hummer sucks. Only H1 is good

  • why would any one take a hummer off road?? WTF.. They just don't understand that the car they are thinking about is actually a Humvee

  • @HaruhiLive

    thats the point, hummers are great offroad vehicles.. better than jeep forsure. I have an h3 and offroad all the time and its great. a good lift and set of tires and its great. i dont think that you understand that the "humvee" is a hummer..

  • @hulh11 I m talking about the Humvee, the one ARMY uses, not the civilian hummer model with AC and airbags and stuff. Humvee has real heavy duty tans and axe.

  • please i want an h3 that hits the desert in oman that is stronger then land cruiser

  • They didn't mention the 4:1 low range and the front locker? The H3 Alpha has these correct?

  • @meithkiller It has a rear locker

  • First off i want to say i own an H1, i respect the car greatly and used to thing the H3 was a joke. Until i actually went off roading with one. They are extremely durable and we had one fully stock H3 (only had RR) and he stayed with the group. He got over everything i did, even climbed over the rock went through the deep water. They are extremely capable. So much, that i'm actually thinking about purchasing one. The H2 is too big, but the H3 is small and nimble and a great car in the end.

  • @ajk150 i have an H3 with some 33x12.50 mickey thompson baja mtz's and lots of engine upgrades and its unstoppable!! ive never gotten stuck and embarrass anyone who tries to ride with me. its amazing!

  • @ajk150 You should, I have both and love them for different reasons

  • @ajk150 i own one. i beat out h2s continuously because of the size

  • @philromo13 sweet, you ever take it off-roading? what type of terrain do you favor? If you don't mind me asking

  • @ajk150 i do a ton of beach with soft sand and water. amazingly no rust and i drive it thorught the salt too often. also the milage is a bonus at an average of 17 i get. handles superb on dirt and soft groung and mud isnt bad considering the tires, but you can get those relativly cheap if you look around

  • every hummer video has an arguement in the comments between a bunch of toyota drivers

  • I mean, I like the H3. It's a rebadged blazer and always liked the blazer. I think the H2 is a piece of shit, but I wouldn't mind picking up one of these trucks used with the 8-cylinder.

  • well i tried to be cool but some people(you ) have your head so far up your ass that you are in desperation of a head extraction unit wich i will glady aquire for you ar you can just use a clothes hanger.its not surprising that wanabe 4x4 enthusiats such as yourself get upset when your vehicle of POOR choise gets cut down. no wonder I have a big bumper sticker on my truck "IM SURROUNDED BY F**KN ASSHOLES"becouse it applies to posers like you

  • I'm kinda surprised they still make these. used u can buy one for less than a honda civic. Guess its still just a poser car. just like the Caddy escalade.

  • @battleship62 If you don't like any particular car - hardly means it's a 'poser car'.

    Somebody else may say exactly the same about your ride (according to you).

  • @HMCS1997 Actually the H3 is a "poser car". The darn thing is practically a Chevrolet Colorado/GMC Canyon, they all share the same parts.

    Only things that set the H3 apart from the Canyon and Colorado is the Hummer badge and SUV/Crossover body.

  • @Neonspinnazz30 O,sure - just a 'Hummer badge'. Apart from less important differences then badge like: reinforced and altered frame, superior approach/descent angles, fording dept, ground clearance, full-time 4x4 with 4:1 LOW, locking differentials, more wheel travel, better stability. It wasn't even designed but GM.

    So now you a Hummer expert too?

  • @HMCS1997 I'm an expert in anything you're trolling in =P

  • @Neonspinnazz30 Go play with Tonka stupid.

  • @HMCS1997 Woohoo, Tonka fun!

    ...Troll...

  • @Neonspinnazz30 There is only one problem with your statement, it's not entirely accurate. The Colorado and the H3 share about 10% of the same parts. The other 90% are unique to the Hummer. The turn radius alone should be the first clue.

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  • @battleship62 How is the one in the video 'starved'?  295HP and 317ft-lb of torque. If you had slight clue about off-road you would realize that engine hardly plays most important role. Not to mention that 6.2 has only 165 HP and 330 ft-lb of torque. And that is in it's best package!

    Even far from real Hummer this one by FAR better vehicle off-road then any Chevy.

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  • @battleship62 Take your 1985 Toyota (stock) and see if you can even make trough Hummer dealership test range. Make sure to bring flatbed with you.

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  • @battleship62 Has it ever strike you that Toyota truck hardly as rare as Veyron?

    So please spare my time and yours - I'm more then aware what Toyota is capable for. I already told you what to do with it to see if you can actually back up your words - don't get upset though... What you can't comprehend - H1 exceed all stock civil 4x4 by wide margin. H2 and H3 while not as capable - still exceed capabilities of most vehicles - both designed by AM General (manufacture of H1).

  • hummers are cool =D=D

  • Wow, thats some steep rocks, and it rapes them like cake.

  • Hummers suck DICK

  • hummers are fuckin gay, id rather buy a 98 skyline bitches

  • @youngnutsack17 good you go buy your jap crap and stop watching hummer videos!

  • @lauderdalechad if you knew anything about cars you would know a 98 skyline gtr is any mans dream, but your nuts are obviously still in your stomach so you watch hummer video to make you feel better...honestly if your gunna watch offroad videos why the fuck would you care about a piece of shit h3? it shows me that you know nothing about cars or offroad piece of shit

  • @youngnutsack17 haha another youtube tough guy i see?any mans dream car huh?! still stuck on the fast and furious i see! why you watchin the video if its a piece? you have no clue what i know about cars you pathetic lil fag! you can keep your peaky twin turbo pos! and why are you watchin an off road video if your soo into skylines??

  • @lauderdalechad dumbfuck i was into skylines since they 1995 so dont come up with that fast and the furious bs because it was a shitty movie...and just because i like skylines doesnt mean i dont like offroad...if its anything i spent over 100 hours driving off-road and 0 minutes driving a tuner...and if you think this car is good just because it has a alpha title then you dont know shit about cars, the only upgrade was the horsepower and interior this car is still shit

  • Fuck hummers, everything beats it whose have big wheels. i'm sure that a ferrari with 26'' wheels beats that big load of shit.

  • Hummers (H1&H2) = 4x4's for people that don't go four wheeling!

  • Rofl 300 pk from a 5.3 v8? Rofl you can get 600 pk from that in europe (:

  • @Gebruikersnaam10011 at around 7,000 rpm where it's useless offroad.

    Stick to your tiny little cars and leave the big stuff to us.

  • @sirhcskoorb Rofl I was talking about diesel engines, because they have the power on lower rpms?

  • @Gebruikersnaam10011 So if you have an SUV thats is fast but not as fast as the sports cars in that price range.

    And it's also useless as a SUV what good is it?

    If you turbo anything enough it will make power.but it's not always usable.

    For those of us who who use our vehicles for more than going to the mall we need them to preform in real life not just in magazines.

  • @sirhcskoorb BMW X6, 555 HP from 4,4 v8 at 1500 rpm. Burn.

  • @Gebruikersnaam10011 LOL! I don't think so jr.

    That X6 proves my point.

    And before you go online and talk trash you should have some basic understanding of this stuff works.

    It doesn't put out 555hp at 1,500rpm,it tops out at 6,000.

    And it's not the HP that counts.it's torque.

    The X6 makes 500 lbs feet of torque at 1,500 rpm.

    The problem is that BMW doesn't know who to use the power for anything other that going fast.

    Fast is ok but the X6 is supposed to be an SUV...FAIL!

  • @sirhcskoorb Rofl, your information is wrong. It's 555 HP FROM 1500 rpm and then staying UNTIL 6000 rpm ^^. I bet a X6 would own the hummer easily

  • @Gebruikersnaam10011 dude check jeremy clarksons review on the x6, the only european car that can off road is a land rover and mercades g class, the bmw x6 is trash. im not starting anything with u im just telling u, land rover is my favorite off roader, hummer is second, but u really sound dumb talking about a bmw here

  • @296jayce I was talking about engine performance, not offroad performance you ignorant dickhead

  • @Gebruikersnaam10011 i just said not trying to start nothing, and still as an over all vehicle it still sucks, and and the x6 still sucks either way, so get it right you ignorant dickhead

  • @296jayce It's engine owns all of america and that was my statement you retarded idiot. Stick to the point, bumhole.

  • @Gebruikersnaam10011 my point is the x6 is trash that's my point, and it dont, because i know cars, trucks, suv's and other vehicles that beat a trashy x6. got that jackass

  • @296jayce That was not my point you gayrape idiot, so don't bother me with your stupid opinion, share them with your cat or something

  • @Gebruikersnaam10011 i know that was not your point, im telling u that the x6 is trash, and its not opinion, its fact, the x6 is trash, and american engines r better than the x6, u fucken retard baby crack monkey.

  • @296jayce The only thing about the BMW is that the engine is much better, that's a fact, so stop talking shit you asswipe.

  • @sirhcskoorb + Here, Hummer H3: 432 nM @4000 rmp. BMW: 680 nM @1500 rpm. And it's more efficient too ^^. In your face

  • @Gebruikersnaam10011 @Gebruikersnaam10011 I think your about 8 years old

    First you need to learn the difference between HP and torque .

    2nd,a 2010 BMW x6 only makes 300hp,just like the H3.

    A modified X6 makes 555HP @6000 and 500lbs feet of torque @1500rpm.

    It used upgraded turbos and is not the same as the stock X6.

    There are modified Cummins,Duramaxs &Powerstrokes making 1,500 - 2,000lbs feet.

  • @sirhcskoorb Rofl I'm 8 years old? The v8 from the X6 creates 407 HP, so your the child that can't even search good information ^^. The BMW sites says it so you idiot. The standard has 600nM of torque from 1750-4500 rpm and that's even when they didn't go for the power, but for efficiency. And second, the H3 has 0,9 more liters and still is less powerful and less efficient. Learn to build engines American polluters (:

  • @Gebruikersnaam10011 I don't care what the BMW site says.

    Motortrend tested it got the numbers I listed.

    Like I said....

    Let me know when you start dealing with this stuff in real life instead of just being an internet fanboy.

    The thing is I do know who to build engines,it's part of what I do for a living.

    As for being "polluters"....

    What a bunch of pathetic idiots you people must be to fall for the global warming scam.

    What a munch of suckers. LOL!

  • @sirhcskoorb Rofl I don't fall for it you moron. Nice conclusions you're making there. America is the biggest whiner when it comes to pollution and they have the most unefficient engines? and they can't even get power out of it? :'). And then they think they're the best class of human rofl. Go make some oil leaks or something (:

    And you're just afraid of the numbers from the BMW, because you've never seen one run in real? ^^

  • @Gebruikersnaam10011 You are an idiot.

    Not because I say so,or because you've said something that pissed me off.

    It due to the ridiculous things you post when correct information is easily found.

    On a side note.America produces the most efficient engines in the world,but they aren't used in cars or SUVs.

    We build our automotive the way we do engines for good reason,if you don't understand why it's your problem.

    Now stop bothering me............

  • @sirhcskoorb @sirhcskoorb HAHAHAH, you're pissed because you can't stand the truth :'). Give me some statistics and if they really are more efficient then I'll excuse myself. Damn, I'm bothering you? You're the one that started bothering me with your "facts"(or opinions, as you have no proof of them being true).

    (:

  • @Gebruikersnaam10011 HAHAHA! you faggot, you have everyone bashing you on here. you are the dumbest fuck i ever have come in contact with in my life...WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG! HAHAHAHA! i cant wait to send you a virus and totally ride you on youtube...dont worry, it will come :-)

  • @Gebruikersnaam10011 tottally true, how the hell do u only get 300 HP from a 5.7 L V8?

  • @sirhcskoorb Actually the X6 is supposed to be a crossover...Most crossovers of today would get mauled by the offroad =(

  • If its not an H1, I'm not interested

  • @SteveIrwinRulesS no they are just shit, for posers and have to be modified to go off road most of the time oh and bad on fuel. why do u think they are out of production u idiot. best alternative is a range rover.

  • hummers suck jeeps are the shit

  • its fun when Us ppl cal a 225hp car ounderpowerd.

    When in Europa.a car that have 150 is a lot

  • @kennethHaugan

    but europeans are smarter than americans and know how to use their power right

  • shuuure.. i feel really smart driving tiny 60hp shite.

  • @glamdring999 stfu... europe would be lost without the US

  • @glamdring999 stfu... europe would be lost without the US

  • @glamdring999 stfu... europe would be lost without the US

  • @Rckdreams

    US couldn't exist without europe.

  • Worlds most ugly car!

  • Hummer is so fucking cheap car.. 39k? dollars! In Europe you cant buy a decent car under 60.000 euro (about 82.000 dollars) And, yes.. we usually pay in cash for our cars..

  • igorkukucka// LIAR!

  • I know it is impossible for you Americans, but it's true! Land Cruiser 3,0 D-4D Premium A/T 2982 173/127 64.000 €

    If someone does not believe, i will send him a link

  • @igorkukucka yea but why waste it on a hummer get a jeep cherokee f0r 1500 in the u.s with a lift kit

  • That is so much bullshit. The average price of a new car in Britain is 18,379 pounds or 28,400 dollars and only 11% percent of British people pay cash up front for their cars. I'm sure it is not much different in Europe.

  • What car? Obviously me and you have a different understanding of decent.. I was talking about LC 150.. In South European countries, 54% of people pay in cash for their cars.. ( banking transfer, of course)

  • I was talking about an average car not a Toyota Land Cruiser otherwise known as overpriced piece of shit. The Land Cruiser was good at one time, but now it is just another unneeded luxury SUV.

  • Hummer is piece of shit, useless , unreliable, piece of shit. I have a LC 95 3.0 D4D purchased in 2002 brand new, now it has 235000km. only things I replaced is clutch at 218000km, and brakes at 205000km. Now I use it for hunting, because I purchased a new one.

  • Yeah, they are very reliable due to the fact that it is a Toyota and I also respect that you use it for what it was meant for. If you got it for a great price then I understand where you are coming from.

  • Nobody gives a shit what you think or about your LC.

  • Hummer is powerful

    and who says Hummer sucks etc is a gay who dont have money to buy a Hummer so he will say these shits

  • @VTC1000HP hummers do suck its just a fact i mean type in hummer what do you get. a bunch of fail videos

  • if i wanted luxury i would get a bently, if i wanted to climb and FLEX i think i would stick to ma jeep

    besides, these things weigh too much off the factory to do anything serious... and if you roll one of these puppies? Whoooo! certainly isn't a rollcage on a jeep!!!

  • The H3 doesn't really weigh all that much. 4,700-4,900 pounds, which is actually not bad for a mid-sized SUV. A Chevy Trailblazer EXT weighs virtually the same, around 4,900 pounds.

    I mean hell. A Wrangler's a hell of a lot smaller and still weighs almost 4,000 pounds..

  • my jeep cherokee sport (1997) weighs 3400lbs. And stock vs stock I bet my cherokee would give it a DAMN good run for its money. With my 4.5" lift there is no doupt who would win =)

  • @letterpool hah thats what im talking about cherokee all the way

  • @bwkorotkov ha i agree hummers suck

  • Poor MPG !!!! lol

  • Its not a car. Its a toy

  • dont hate .. appreciate !!!

  • land rover is better.

  • hummers are gay as shit

  • and you can afford to drive one?

  • For crying out damn loud, HUMMER IS NOT OWNED BY CHINA!!! The deal hasn't even been finalized by the U.S & Chinese governments. And even when it is, Hummer's headquarters & manufacturing are to remain in the U.S. If they move Hummer to China the company will go bankrupt because people like me will stop buying them.

  • nice use of smoke in the begging cause its all smoke and mirrors its just a gmc suv

  • for 40k i could biuld 3 jeep or samurais or toyotas that will out crawl the stupid h3 anyday

  • and I could spend the 40k on the h3 and back up on the hood of all three of those pieces of shit and total them

  • Bullshit, a rock crawler yota's hood is as tall as the roof on the shitty h3

  • BS!!! A new Jeep JK cost between 25k and 35k... Maybe you could buy three 1960s - 1970s Jeeps (CJs) but to rebuild them to anywhere near new quality would cost you far more than 40k.

    There maybe better offroaders than the H3, but that doesn't mean the H3 isn't a very capable vehicle.

  • LMAO off road capabilities HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. thats a joke right?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • BLA BLA BLA Junk now owned by CHINA.

  • It's not owned by China. It's owned by a Chinese-based company with it's HQ in the US.

  • And this review amuses me. "It doesn't have a lot of upgrades" Fuck you. The entire driveline is upgraded. The whole chassis is redesigned. They just talked about how the interior was reworked and how it maintained "Outstanding" offroad performance. Then they talk about how it's it's left behind by it's competitors? What competitors? Wranglers? A Wrangler's a competitor to an H3 Alpha? Because they're not in completely different classes, right?

  • why would they show it stuck lol

  • @hondafucker so it isn't biased towards hummer.

  • What a waste!!!!!! this H3 should've come out 3 years ago with the V8.... who in their damn mind rolls out an SUV with a 5 cylinder engine, especially on a SUV as heavy as this one... darn idiots!!!! no wonder GM failed, BIG TIME!!!! well deserved... and also, at that price? 39K? r u crazy? prefer buying myself an FJ Cruiser Special Edition and installing a supercharger... I would spend less dough.

  • The Vortec 3500 was never a bad powerplant. People think "Oh it's a bad engine it's only 5 cylinders oh no!!" and don't take the many other factors that make an engine into consideration. People did the same shit with the NSX. "Oh it's only a 6 cylinder!!! It sucks!" yet when you put it on a track with 10 cylinder and 12 cylinder supercars, it tended to dominate. There IS a replacement for displacement, people. It's called technology.

  • Even if I was to buy a 4x4, the h2/h3 are shit except the h1. If I wanted to waste my money it wouldnt be an h3/h2, Id rather buy a f250 7.3 powerstroke diesel, but thats just my opinion.

  • Yup!

  • haha i didn't know that a 5-cylinder existed

  • Burn this shit

  • god gave me a dick so i dont need 1..

  • actually, hummer H2+ are built on a two ton expidition chassis. the only actual difference between the two is body styling and mechanical layout, which i guess is big, but they are essentially the same thing. this new "300" hp engine is rated at 4000+ rpm's; no one will actually be driving a low revving V8 at 4000+, so the horse power rating is bullshit. and the rack an pinion is aluminum. so its gunna break in no time flat.

    lots of respect for the H1. but i go with jeeps everytime.

  • expedition? its not a ford son!

    h2's are tahoes! lol

    H1's rock, h2's and 3's are weak!

  • so... your telling me that ford's is supplying their expedition chassis to general motors hummer? are you joking or did you mean something else by "expidition chasis?"

  • zapkk has a vagina. he drives a prius. he thinls gay ford let hummer use its gey chassis. zapkk is a vagina and should go fingers his husbands asshole.

  • I'm still loyal with an H1 and will stick to my dream of owning one some day

  • i had h3 its do well and i beat my friend that had jeep cho on desert

  • hard time running with the pack? how about beat down and not alowd to even try following the pack

  • buy a jeep

  • buy a jeep, hummer is shit a jeep can go anywhere

  • All Stock..

  • google it

  • What a stupid looking truck its ugly to big its for war for crying out loud they are not expensive. but what idoit would buy one you might see 1 hummer a year in europe and i can bet you,d see a bunch of u,s soldiers inside. this must be the worst on road motor on the road.

  • ENGLISH MOTHERFUCK, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

  • realmente no me gusto

  • Ever one is a hummer 2 hater its because u cant buy one and your a fag that drive the wifes car our gandmas pimp out ride so watch out im comming through hahaaa!

  • kinda. Most people can afford a used one. My sister bought a 2006 h3 last year (2008) with about 40,XXXmi for about 18,000 w/ tax. The h3 and h2 especially are pretty much poser vehicles in my opinion although i still like to drive my sister's whip. And the h2 is very wide and not very high, so i think an h3 would fare better off road.

  • h3 great vehicle

    got one havent been stuck yet

  • If you have any off-road vehicle and haven't been stuck yet, you obviously don't wheel hard enough.

    Everything gets stuck.

  • i disagree.

  • i agree !!

  • the 3.5l IL5 or a bigger engine?

  • H1 alpha is better

  • the H1 is also a real Hummer this thing is a chevy colorado.

  • They had Hummer come to my ski hill a few years back to show off their "amazing capability". It got stuck halfway up the hill... some random jumped in his toyota 4runner, went and pulled the hummer out and continued to the top. Made me doubt Hummer and have yet to be impressed.

  • its was most likely a 5 cylinder or a H2 hummer.

  • Right because a stronger and heavier engine would keep it from getting stuck somehow? It'll just get stuck faster.

  • ok then have fun.

  • id rather a ford svt raptor, much cooler and faster... and exotic.

  • I agree but they are 70gs that is not a problem for my family, but for most the h3 alpha or dodge power wagon is the same offroad ability at lower speed and same idea, rather than a land cruiser

  • I love how half of you bash the H3 when you've never owned one nor even drove one. I'm starting to believe half the worlds people are retarded (at least the ones on the net).

  • I own a grand cherokee overland and a International mxt, and have drove just about every 4x4 out there and this can keep up with a disco and my dads g wagon

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  • i bought alfa with cold air intake custom exhaust and performance chip making about 375 hors power ,0 to 100 in 6.5 second and of road capebility is amazing so far i dont wanna raise it too high since i kick ass somtimes in the road when some people understimate its power and speed !!!!

  • 0 to 100 in 6.5 seconds...thats bullshit

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  • You mean 0 to 100 k/h right.

  • not impressed at all.

  • the jeep wrangler unlimited is better than the h3

  • At 1:30 is the Hummer stuck??? it sure doesnt look like it moving to me!! even in its time to shine they live up to their motto  get stuck "LIKE NOTHING ELSE"

  • haha

  • i have yet to see a hummer in a hole it cant get out of but i really don't like the H3, it's too small....

  • you are just jealous

  • "self proclaimed" leader o the mountain....still cant "go anywhere, do anything"

  • this is better than H2

  • ur a knob mate, u know nothing about off-roading.

  • vaya mierda de coche