How to Avoid a Kiss

[notfred1233]

do the opposite of the steps to get kissed

[GiZzFloW]

How to get dumped.

[waterdragon1908]

Better title: How to put someone in the friend zone.

[Mungumag]

Instead of kissing stop being friends

[Icicle991]

Say you're gay.

[13angel13maxime13]

To be honest the end was kindaof a relief

[mycrazycatXD]

KILL IT KILL WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CaliiAbbyShip]

>.< the add i got before this was about engagement rings...

this chick has been in soooo many of these videos

[CheeseNutCake]

be gay..

[howdee3]

I should have watched this video earlier when avoiding a kiss, instead of saying: I'm not THAT drunk... Never seen somebody going through so many emotions, and all at the same time within a few seconds

[KentanioShlegustov]

Step One: Buy tazer

Step Two: Buy Toxic

Step Three: Taze he/she

Step Four: Intoxicate

TIP: DON'T TOUCH THEM ORR ELSE YOU'LL GET CAUGHT

Step Five: Run

Did you know donkey's are not orange?

[germanMasterroach]

So are there really any hot girls like her out there just finding difficult to get a kiss? I sincerely doubt that.

[BloodForAll12]

0:13 ... but i don't have any skill points left after adding them to my awesomeness skill...

[goten119]

step 1: slap that bitch

did you know apples are fruits

[ThaWhistle]

Was the dog at about :55 wearing a shopping bag?

[teddiethenaive]

If her hair was a little longer, i'd be doing more than kissing her.

[CrazyWoWGamer]

How to Avoid a Kiss :

You will need :

-Video games

-Chips, Ice Tea, Coca Cola, Candy

-Dirty Hoodie

Did you know that not being around women significantly decreases your chances of getting kissed by one?

[MiniLittleMonster]

@JustAnotherPerson0k lol

I'm in middle school and I've been kissed.

[JustAnotherPerson0k]

Wow that last thing makes me glade I'm Canadian ;D

[Lraeuser]

Why would anyone avoid a kiss?!! unless the man/women is ugly....

[VJVswan]

His girlfriend looks like Draco Malfoy.

[xVirtualNinjax]

Step 1: Tell the kisser that you have herpes.

[waffle3210studio]

we are the 4% and we will occupy every city in america

[jeffhardylogo]

that chick is albino

[lxX50CentXxl]

6 words: you look fat in those pants -done

[noles900]

step 1:say screw you

step 2:if that doesn't work get chuck norris after her

did you know 5% of men has said screw you to a woman

[Mr43hitman]

Step 1: Get tha fuck away from me btch....damn...

Done!

...it works every time

[BlueLion6789]

she's the most hilarious howcast character

[wildboyintraining]

Step 1: tell them you dont want to kiss. did you know? if you're an adult that has never been kissed... FOREVER ALONE

[HiImDave12]

Optional: punches

[TheOddSlinky]

How to avoid a kiss?  Date someone shorter than you.

[Saufm]

How to avoid a kiss? Tell him you have a penis!

[MsDiscofever]

How to avoid a kiss

FUCKING RUN MUTHAFUCKA!!! Nigga better start running!

[JAYZILL44]

@MsDiscofever Damn straight. NIggaz better dip.

[LoyalTillTheEnd]

How to avoid a kiss?

DO A BARREL ROLL!

[misterRS1000]

dodgins skills like KUNG FU!!!

[maximare1]

Great..now how do i get one?

[WitchmeVEVO]

@AlexaRocks360 Really? The last time I saw mine it was clear. Wow, you an expert on peeing! Tell me more! :)

[WeLaikToParteh]

WHAT. FEMPRUSSIA. WHATCHU DOIN IN THIS VIDEO?

[UnofficialHFReviews]

I'm 12. Does that count as an adult?

[w00t242424]

This would be helpful if someone actually wanted to kiss me...

[jj34351]

1:15 i dont get a kiss at that time

[AlexaRocks360]

1. break up with her/him2

2. be happy

Did you know that pee is yellow?

[sasuketiger]

this might be weird, but i'd kiss this girl, she may not be very hot, but she is still cute.

[alokraja1]

poor 4% population

[alokraja1]

who would not love to kiss this beautiful girl

[tubecrew10]

4 percent of americans die virgin O_o

[cordovahecto]

How about a kick to the groin when they try to kiss?

[MrNinra1]

PS3 CONTROLLER AT 1:00

Ahen...i mean.... oh that girl is hot?

[coucaragamoc]

103 virgins :p

[imjustchillinghere]

how to be a jerk to your girlfriend

[purse5pink]

@imjustchillinghere idont think its his gf and pluss ive had to do this to a guy who just wouldnt get the hint

[magicmusic32976]

I just watch these cause they make me sleepy

[TacticalGamesReviews]

@magicmusic32976

lmfao same XD

[Dawn2DuskSistas]

0:04 Looks like painted on eyebrows

[Zomb1e347]

@EveryoneIsBoring lmao

[132456ish]

step one: shank a bitch!

step two: take her wallet

step three: hide the body

step four: move out of country

[Peoplepopo]

@132456ish says the kid that wants a "top comment" I don't really care

[132456ish]

@Peoplepopo says the bitch with no friends

[oldppls]

How to avoid a kiss

step 1. turn your head

end of steps

[zvoneACDCrak]

i think this is for gays

[FudgeNipps]

Step 8: become gay

[sugerplanet]

sneeze in their face

[Fleursdelily]

But she's hot! What? :l

[RockonStudio]

did you know four percent of American adults play dungeons and dragons

[ergentonio]

@RockonStudio 80% of kuwait plays dungeons and dragons

[sailorsolidersfan1]

i thought they were gonna say optional: FALCON PUNCH i did not copy i thought they were gonna say dat and yea

[cankoigeorgi]

the last time a girl tried to kiss me and i didn't want to i just went about 3 metres aways from them and say freakin stop it

[xStrawberryNekoLovex]

How About Beiinq Honest? O_o

[Tommyponny1]

step 1 go all matrix and dodge the kiss

[AnarchyAlexis]

You will need bad breath.

[TheyWantToKillMe]

WHY THE HELL HE DONT WANT TO KISS HER?!????!

[simonjack0071]

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 13-17

Female 18-24

Male 13-17

LOL

[childmolester13]

i cant believe im part of 4%.... :D

[ddrlankyj]

@childmolester13 your name is childmolester...are you really THAT surprised?

[dramaqueenwishes]

@ddrlankyj hahahahahhahahaahhahaah LOL

[hellokittyXfreaKkx]

@childmolester13 i look up to you.... #real

[sterlingcrazy]

@childmolester13 u must be so proud :]

[beatofmysteps]

how to avoid a kiss... just BOOK IT

[MaRaTheMeyvn]

That 4% of Americans watched this video.

[Dancegirl1621]

@MaRaTheMeyvn funny. cus it looks like you watched...

[MaRaTheMeyvn]

@Dancegirl1621 But I'm not American. ;)

[jacobbobcorn]

im 19 and part of that four percent :D

[Katt114]

How to avoid a kiss:

1. Say no

2. Punch that bitch!

3.Dump their ass

4. Find a new date

[thatguy123114]

this was on my recommended list

[seansao1]

The girl lookes like my teacher......can never look at her.

[TheBeaudoinShow]

Why would u not want a kiss

[TheAGdollLuvr]

@TheBeaudoinShow I guess it depends on who it's comming from.

[blahbluebird]

holly molly i hope my bofriend never knows i watched this...im just not ready to kiss:(

[muchmaplevideoz]

aha, anyone else watch these howcast vids when they're bored? :P

[lanew1995]

@muchmaplevideoz i watch them cuz i enjoy the comments :D

[CrazyVidBlog]

@muchmaplevideoz me why else ?

[xAxBeVaNxBx]

@muchmaplevideoz You can tell yourself that but in reality, your ugly step moms comming on to you isn't she?

[TheKungfu4life]

@muchmaplevideoz i usually watch it to avoid focusing on my homework

[brainmould]

how to avoid a kiss: will never get one *forever alone*

[roberts7531]

is it just me or that guy looks like roman bellic?

[3liteX]

A diplomany...diploma? SHIT.

[videogamenostalgia]

try to bite her face. 

[Chicago989able1]

How to avoid a kiss:

"Im gaay"

[TheRealBlackRefleX]

lol

check my channel for chopin hiphop remix :D

[jeffhardyisepic]

how to avoid a kiss: give the person a glasgow kiss, thumbs up i u get it

[chainedblood2112]

just do what i do "sorry but your breathe smell like ass crack" problem solved

[tiagocardosom]

how to avoid a kiss:

"fuck you!"

[PepsodentSmile901]

how to avoid a kiss: PUNCH IN THA FACE DUKE!!!!

[30zsProduction]

that guy is ugly he'd be lucky if a girl wanted to kiss him ._.

[straaler5]

how to avoid a kiss:

PUNCH THAT BITCH IN THE MOUTH

[runninescape09]

@straaler5 lol!



[STEEZisNOTHING]

WTF!? XD

[nab735]

this video for islam :)

[jameroo3498]

step 1. barf in their face

[French1128]

4% of adults... psh, 46% have never gotten there dick sucked.... (Now somone tell me what the Percentage Ratio of Women to men is in the United states)

[starocean247]

How to Avoid a Kiss: 1. Tell them you're gay. 2. Tell them you have AIDS 3. Say "Crap, I shit myself" when you're about to kiss. 4. Flip them off. 5. Slap them and say "SNAP OUTTA IT." 6. Replace yourself with a dummy and bail on them before they notice they're kissing a dummy. 7. Tell them you have a girlfriend. 8. Make weird sounds on your way to kissing. 9. Talk about games and interrupt the kiss. 10. Yell so loud, you're yelling at her face. I hoped these 10 ways helped you avoid.

[CalmDraven]

How to avoid a kiss:

Step1: Be Gay

[TheKamikazeen]

Why not just be straight-forward and tell the person in question that you are not sexually attracted to them. After that, you just leave them alone for all eternity.

Just do them a favour and let them of the hook.

[neofriends]

Step four: Step three not working? Try saying the phrase: "I'm so glad i have you as a friend. Just a friend. Nothing more." Note: If this doesn't work, continue the other steps in the video.

[UKRAINERULES253]

or or or you could just kiss them

[SquishyPuddings]

@UKRAINERULES253 dumb ass

[UKRAINERULES253]

@SquishyPuddings :(

[Frontlinecool]

in the first place...y avoid kissing, its not like shes a fat ugly swine or the partner is gay/lesbian

[DoodSpreker]

she's not taking all those rejections very bad , i bet she's used to it.

he cant kiss her she's probebly his sister because he couldnt get a normal girl to kiss him. so instead of of how to kiss , they made how to avoid one.

[A4L1000]

How to avoid a kiss.

"Back up off me bro. :|"

[wackyLegends]

STEP 8 ..... You are GAY , so keep avoiding kisses !

[swoonthesober]

OMG this is inane and un-healthy even dangerous advise, there is a better way called setting boundaries and using clear spoken words. Don't play games as this video tells you. This advise is victorian-like, prudish. It's like when women and kids could be beaten with a rod no bigger than your thumbs width. Please remake this, if want, I will help. Or think about what healthy boundaries mean to you and how to convey them without confusing anyone or worse advertising "I am A Victim"

[myusername94]

How to avoid a kiss.. without making the other person feel like shit is what we need. This video is pretty useless 

[bloodyfool1000]

i bet the girl had to do therapy after this lol

[TheRedzGuy]

I Try everything But it Fail every time

But I still Love Hugs and one kiss around The lip

[rongoulart]

He is gay, surely!!!

[AlphaGreenStar]

what would he avoid a kiss from her? She's so pretty!

[MultiRump]

at the beginning i thought she was trying to avoid a kiss from him!

[123thefunniez]

@MultiRump mee tooo

[PiplupTheTorrent]

Simply do AH CHOO! AND DIG NOSE AND flick on he/she if its your parent...I dunno

[ahmed1790]

I am sorry a question, why the hell is that guy avoiding a kiss from the girl ???

[geico1212]

haha what? i thought the girl was supposed to avoid the kiss from him

[lucie7040]

FALCON KICK

[NikesL0L]

Lmfao why would you avoid a kiss o_O

[whitehousesvc729]

Ugh my last kiss was dodgy... I wanted to dump my boyfriend, but he wanted to kiss me goodbye as I was walking off so he grabbed my wrist and kissed the edge of my mouth.

Lovely.

[AikiNickAMV]

Every girl I've ever dated watched this video T.T But seriously, this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen xD

[MissGumBubble]

Ughh last time I tried to dodge a kiss I just looked down so his lips couldnt meet mine .... He grabbed my head & turned it up, forcing me to kiss him. It wasn't pleasant.

[victoriarocks345]

i can never aviod a kiss

[MrJAVAgamer]

How to avoid the kiss

You'll need:

-A hand

-A gun

Optional:

-A boxing glowes

Step 1.

When your girl friend wants to kiss you, slap her and shoot in leg.

Step 2.

If your girl friend is in hospital for shoorting and slaping, get boxing glowes and punch her in HER FAIC! >:3

[IjustwantKush]

@MrJAVAgamer what the fuck...



[iiAngelic]

put a sock in their mouth simple as that

[PuppyFace109]

the title should be "How to avoid a kiss without being a jerk" :p

[bboytaurus]

lol

[405dude]

Oh shit.. First girl I ever tried to kiss did the last step.. Now it makes sense!

[762459]

How to avoid a kiss: FALCON PUNCH

[radniuinfusion]

@762459 LOL!

[juza369]

@762459 or falcon kick if your asian lol

[sourtaste1234]

@762459 SMOSH!!!!!!!!!!! FALCON PUNCH!

[monigoesrawr]

@762459 What if its a guy? o.o

[762459]

@monigoesrawr FALCON PUNCH.........in the balls

[WeTheAmateurs]

@762459 So much win <3

[runehq521]

I lol at the comment

[mrdubaiking]

i think you got that the other way around howcast

[hotdog12370]

lol at da eand

[ranso33]

Why the fuck would I want to do that?! If a chick came to me asking for a kiss I would totaly accept it!! The only way to refuse a kiss is if a gay guy came to me asking for it but still I would just break his face with a punch... No need to do all that shit!!

[BigAndTall666]

"How2Fail"!

[brokenhalo240]

step 6 lol



[Thetubemaster567]

You could just slap the holy out of them

[NeptuneMS385]

Kiss blocked. 

[forevertomboy]

never been kissed? not even by their own mother? :O

[Matthhewx]

@forevertomboy

i guess she means the type of kiss that doesnt land on you cheek:P

[forevertomboy]

@Matthhewx lol some moms kiss their childs on their mouths >.>

[Matthhewx]

@forevertomboy

maybe yours...but not mine... and i dont think i have missed anything special:P

[forevertomboy]

@Matthhewx no not mine :P but some

[gogito17]

ho wowd ned to avoid a kiss i want a kiss

[naminegirl21]

MY FRIEND IS PERSISTENT WHAT DO I DO!!??