Talking cat subtitled

[vulkan654]

Holy jesus. I come back to this video after one year and see my comment is at the top.

YES! YES!

[MountainGoatTipTail]

I want a talking cat and when I get one, it will call me "Long Johnson" for the rest of it's life!

[WindowsSoftwareDe]

where can i buy talking cat

[theghostofmrcow1985]

Is a talking dog u morons

[Rick79rolling]

rofl

[stargazerlily86]

lol that's weird, never seen a cat do that, he's really pissed at Johnson!

[protionX]

Johnson:Shut'up!!!  XDDDDDDDDDDD

[TheOrcboyguy]

its ooh long john

ooh long johnson

ooh a piano

why i eyes ya

all live long day

[cool4571]

the subtitles are wrong.

[planetadodo]

o gato estava saldando o outro

[Gabriiel94]

It said "Ozzy Osbourne". LOL!

[sailorAngel777]

que gato tan gracioso jajajajajajajajajajaja xddddssss!!!!!!!!!!

[emmacoo1]

when it says "long johnson" i think it means the cat's horny

[mariamnura]

WORST SUBZ EVER

[redfox555]

xD This is bizarre. Yet, funny.xDDD

[mythia21]

SHUT UP HAHAH

[Jikfos]

so funney

[Daggers4us]

the shut up text was the only funny added part. the subtitles are not as funny as the white subbed version

[375Shadow]

Johnson: Shut'up...Shut'up

[WindowsSoftwareDe]

the cat have just seen my long johnson ;) 8=======D

[emogrl221]

@WindowsSoftwareDe  ya rite lol

[ThePsychoRobotico]

i always thought the cat was saying: oh my lord, oh don johnson....

[Wittmann73]

johnson : shut up

lol!

[IloveyouLenaKatina]

77 people only have a short johnson

[josephmilsark123]

Oh my dog.

Oh long John.

Oh long Johnson.

Oh don piano.

Why I eyes ya.

Oh the live long day.

[PEAKSTREETS]

THIS WHAT THE CATS REALLY TRYING TO SAY:

OOOOOOH MY LORD!!!

OOOH LONG JOHN!

OOH LONG JOHNSON!

HOLD ON THEEERRREEE, OH

WHYYYYY I EYES YA!

HOW LONG WILL I STARE

[HukoMoeller]

Co za asy...

[mariaMGCtik]

so funny!!

[mariaMGCtik]

so funny!!

[MegaMeloe]

c pas les bonnes paroles :O

[benberth5234]

@MegaMeloe Au moin c'est drole. :P

[MrNinjafreak]

It really sounds like he's talking

[baptistedeschrevel]

@MrNinjafreak he is !!

[ForcedToSignUp]

It's funny to see how Brits and Americans interpret it differently.

[CrazyDude269]

fake ass talking but it was so realistic!

[89xxkoLaciC]

so its this cat who he is referring to (Johnson xD)

[LilynChris22]

oh my dog

oh long john

oh long johnson

oh don piano

why i eyes ya

all the live long day

oh long johnson

oh my oh long johnson

That is 1 talented cat. I <3 IT!!!:)

[vulkan654]

Bad subtitles.....

[ryodimos]

@vulkan654 these lyrics are funnier

[IndigoCarnaby]

Funny, I thought "Johnson" would translate to: What the &#%$ are you talking about?

[Stompgal]

This has different subtitles to the other clip. I didn't know there was another cat in this longer version.

[iiCHiiMAN]

Shut Up!

[superratez]

Cat- LONG John Silvers...

[ryemae1316]

cat: johnson

johnson: shut up >.>

cat: johnsoonnnn

johnson: shut up >.<

[Gillianna1998]

@ryemae1316 LMAOO SO TRUE XD

[QCompA]

:D:D:D:D, Shut up :D,

[Theloniusification]

I think these subs are better than the originals (I mean "long johnson" and "don piano")

[aidenstristan426]

haha WHY I OUTTA!

[slippyman300]

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[AshleyWebkinz]

LOL I LIKE " shut'up shut'up SHUT'UP " LOL

[mearapata]

shut' up

[waldhemoth]

is this a fake?

[LakaeliElikapeka]

@waldhemoth no its real- this cat was growling at another cat- all cats make noises similar to this when they see a strange cat. look it up under "talking cats"- its a youtube classic and its been reloaded many times - it was first seen on "youve been framed"- a british tv show were viewers send in their home videos.

[Romerjon17]

@waldhemoth its not :)

[xxxtessxxxmacxxx]

looks like he dont like long johnson

[LuQman636]

ITS VERY FUNNY THAT I NEVER SEEN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[JoeDaPokemonMasta1]

I love how it actually sounded like "Oh talk clear". XD

[Xatarx7th]

He´s drunk with Long John whisky...

[ilovethewar1945]

this is funniest than the "don piano" version 

[pug206T]

I did expect Johnson much longer...

[alvylee1]

yea without the background laughs would of been better but still funny

[zashleyrox1011]

Nice try at the talking:)

but he's really saying

oh my dog,

oh long john,

oh long johnson,

oh don piano,

all the live long day

XD :D

[missSakuraChananime]

thats not the right subs

[SuperYoshi1141]

Oh my dog

Oh long jon

Oh long johnson

Oh don piano

Why I eyes ya

All the live long day

[TruePolvora]

I stil hear :I dont care: when that cat "talks" Oh talk clear in this video

[intergalacticpenis]

SO WE FINALLY MEET LONG JOHNSON!

[darktailsdoll666]

thats me when im drunk :D

[delifresh22]

Oh my god, oh long john, oh long johnson, Oh don piano... Why I eyes ya... All the live long day. Oh my johnson. Awyawawyawyaw

[lbpmaster98]

st lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[SkorchidProductions]

Its really saying

Oh my dog

Oh long john

oh long johnson

oh don piano

all the live long day

[Listicka111]

Funny? I do not know what he is scared the cat

[thankins12]

Lol

[thankins12]

Hillarious!!!

[dragonsember]

All it is is oys and ays!

[XxA1exXis]

Long John Silvers? We're Going Their Right Now.

[1001Diggy1001]

HILARIOUSSSSSs

[Shinno1337]

sounds more like:

oh my dog

oh long jhon

oh long jhonson

oh don piano

why i eyes ya

al the live long day

[libralady24]

@Shinno1337

that is exactly what it says on the other vids of this cat.. the one who subbed this is not too smart

[meepmeepbunny]

the only funny part was when te other cat spoke lol

[TheLovMj]

"shut up" XDD

[Riicolaa]

oh oh = ay ay ?

[starfaery]

What breed is the cat?

[coriremorire]

so so soooooooooooooooooo cute! best subtitles! simply love it!

[tobemireck]

catskaboom!!!!!!

[technokid125]

wrong words its-oh my dog

oh long john

oh long johnson

oh don piano

why i eyes ya

all live the long day



[gtaisawesome87]

@technokid125 he was trying to make it funny by changing the original subtitless

[Marplegamer]

wrong subtitel

[taohermione]

It's extremely funny when the Johnson's sub says: "Shut up" X2 hahaha

I love them so cute

[wazzzer]

The other subtitles are far funnier then these lame ass ones..

Oh long johnson.

Oh Don Piano.

All the live long day..

Those are the funnier subtitles.. Yes they dont make sense but thats what make it soo funny..

Oh long Johnson subtitles FTW!!!

[Trommeltier85]

Be honest! This subtitles make more sense than the other version with don piano. I just don't hear the don piano. First time i saw the vid without subs, I heard "Oh talk clear". But I agree with "Oh long johnson". Whatever the cat tries to tell us, it's a mistery. :-)

[buster321991]

Den här video klippet var rolig tycker jag då katten säger oh long john oh long johnson. Det var roligt särskilt om man är en katt som försöker tala. Den var i villket fall som helst bra.

[KitaDyer]

thats nothing like what I heard

[luckpaw]

yhe other cat is likwe shut UPPP!!!!!!!

[CarmenGreer79]

Oh my this cat is annoying.

[jootan91]

wrong subbed -.-

[seiniute]

i know this can and she sayng :

oh my dog

oh long John

oh long Jonhson

oh don piano

why i eyes ya

all the live long day.lol

[toughcookie409]

@seiniute no you copyed this comment on another video liar

[101Julez]

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[TheBestBassRemixes]

@seiniute Taking subtitles from other movies, is not cool + i reported you to youtube :D

[MrDavidruffin]

Man i wanna but that cat

[DollyBluesman]

The other cat is like: "Stop talking nonsense!" LOL

[ccluvsgames]

funny lol

[Theminkmonkey]

not right subtitles

[thatguy43100]

Those aren't the right subtitles but still funny

[Kicsicsaje]

ssoo cuuutee :D:X

[hockey101fan101]

haha who is johnson? lol

[Pandapple1414]

♥ DIS CAT OMG!!!!!!;)

[BoomChickaWoww]

LOL - Its funny how you put the meowing cat as Johnson XD

[DollyBluesman]

HAHAHAHA!!! HILARIOUS!!

[slapehdiebass]

pirate cat!

[marykmac07]

hahahahahha

[LIVogLAURA]

Funny! xD

[mitchelljamesreid]

haha lmao i seen cats do that b4 and i asked a vet and they said when cats do that it is a sign that they are on (heat) but this is the most funniest thing ive ever heard lol id rate this 10/10 good job..:)

[marianatacos]

shit now animals can talk the world is defenetly ending

[chibichibi8449]

, "WRONG WORDS"

[MegaAnimelover98]

Now that is funny! :)

[FlapjacksOnRage]

Subtitles Should Me:

Oh My Dawg

Oh Long John

Oh Long Johnson

Oh Don Piiiaaano

Whyyyy I Eyess Ya

All The Live Long Dayyy

[DjAlexFTW]

the words are not matching at all...an other is very good and funnier

[Canoxes]

YARAK GİBİ SİKTİRİN GİDİN

[TheAlexis4444]

your subtitles are wrong. The original says: oh don piano.. why I eyes ya...

[MultiGeezz]

Very fun :D i keep see it :D

[ryemae1316]

cat: Oy oy oy my friend Johnson

Johnson: Shut up

cat: Johnson

Johnson: Shut up

XDDD

[lololdude123]

u subtitled the talking Cat WRONG!!!

[ieDeeNie]

Hello, This filmpje is very nice

kusjes my..(l)

[suzycutyyemo]

shut up!!!omg im laughting soi hjardd i acnt write...^^ XD

[lost4soul]

looooooooool

[fcoutts14]

OMG I have laughed at this video soooo hard on numerous occasuins! hahahaha Love it! "Ohhh Don Pianoo" LoL

[xMAincZykZz]

shut up xDD

[brenen03]

If you hate elmo come to my channel.(I have good music)

[xCANOCx]

fake and gay

[stella111444]

the cat is sooo funi!!!!those hu r insulting hav no sense of humour...

d cat noes better than u guys..

i support d cat..

if u don lyk it,don bother commenting or juz shut up!!!

[buler066]

the wrong lyric?!

[Phoxnix]

@buler066 Ye or what?!

[nightwhatchman]

Oy Oy Johnson!

Shut up!

[dazzviolet]

it looks like my cat lol

[nivolord]

When it says, oh talk clear, it sounds more like 'I don't care'

[1Nayla1]

that cat sounds chinese

[Kumo1in3Wonderland]

Oh em gee! It all makes sense now! XD

[mattt0149]

awesome cat :)

[mmva007]

I've seen this movie a million times now, and still it's hilarious! x)

I just love that cat! ^^

[mmva007]

HAHAhAhahaHAHA!!! x) I think that cat has some issues x)

[lennic95]

I would have subtitled it as:

oh long john

oh long johnson

All's okay

Oh my eyes yup

All those long long days

Oh long johnson (shut up!) x2

[gaswerti]

@lennic95 lol oh my eyes yup aaaah roflmao

[FELIXITRO]

HAHAHAAH OHHH JOHNSON ^^ BUINAAAAAAA

[wzl134]

hahhahaha lmfao 5/5

[yasminya27]

ok danke fürs minus :) penner :D

[magicwriter96]

Sonds like he says "someones okay."

[livekite916]

lol its funny

[AfroOzzy]

Johnson: SHUT UP lmfao

[NazuriHi]

jajajaja XDDDDD funny the other cat saying "shut up ¬¬"

[saraandcarmen]

haha wrong subtitles

[piciBeuci]

Nagyon jó!:):):):):)

[amberstar120]

the subtitling is WRONG. ive seen this vid 3,000 times and its

oh my dog

oh long john

oh long johnson

old darn piano

why i oughta

al the live long day

oh oh johnson

john john john john...

[sieg3d]

lawl u r wrong XD

[Rodan324]

its oh don piano and why i eyes ya

[CougarBloom]

Oh oh Johnson

John john john john johnson

[dragondisaster]

@amberstar120 Is that cat even speaking English? What it's 'saying' is anyone's interpretation

[Gulliver1229xD]

It's funny how some say things like, "WRONG WORDS" when the cat isn't speaking English... nonetheless, even speaking. Obviously, the cat's exact "words" are subject to interpretation. We could say that the subtitles are "*growls* *growls* *growls*" because the cat, in reality, is simply just pissed off and growling at the other cat. Personally, I think these subtitles are the best of this video. I'm feeling fine because this made me laugh, so I'll give you five stars. :-)

[Teti20]

thanks =)

[roycullen]

@Gulliver1229xD no. those are the wrong words. you are a fool.

[dothejew8821]

@Gulliver1229xD :

i mean obviously the cat isn't "talking" per say. hopefully no ones that dense.. the clip is entertaining nonetheless. loosen up a little bit.

[Gulliver1229xD]

@dothejew8821 what the hell are you even talking about?

[DonbeeFwz]

@Gulliver1229xD: They're only saying that because the video of this which has been around for longer has different subtitles, which is stupid if you ask me.

[Gulliver1229xD]

@DonbeeFwz I was aware of that

[starfaery]

@Gulliver1229xD Well I think the cat is just playing around with its voice , imitating human speech.

It doesn't seem to pissed of to me.

[satine1423]

@Gulliver1229xD tl;dr

[osheem]

@Gulliver1229xD how and why is the cat pissed? if it was pissed it would be hissing

[botvinoff]

Johnsons :D

[milan5hip1ck1]

funny shit

[Divals]

Oh my dog

Oh long John

Oh long Johnson

Oh Don Piano

All the live long day

Oh long long lung

Oh long long long long lung

[yasminya27]

hey, its realy? oy the cat speak realy :-o mama mia kiyamet

[zrectnat]

@yasminya27 lol

[quiggle12345]

wrong words stupid

[1pinkflower1]

XXD