What the fuck. I just realized that we live in a COMPLETELY unstable society where people like this can literally make life-changing decisions for the rest of us. Fuck, I'm literally scared right now. Time to commit suicide.
@Maaarteh She supposedly dabbled in "witchcraft" when she was younger - a video of her mentioning it was shown by Bill Maher. This video was in response to that.
This ditsy bitch is one of Sarah paling's "ma ma grizzlys" what a freaking stack of comedy, and this is what the right wing and the tea party is offering? Oh crap do we ever need help. Obama is trying but the party of money and no and a wimpy house is holding us back. Now that corp. and unions can spend unlimited money on campaigns what small % of middle class there is will be no more, I wonder how they will blame it on the left? and the rich get richer. Let them eat cake. where's my colt?!!!
@CaptainCrunchityzer...You damn right I'd fuck her. I know her politics, and I know about all the things she's "dabbled into", and how her religion preaches against masturbation. I don't give a shit, if I had the chance, I'd tear her up like a losing lottery ticket. That said, I never said I'd marry the girl. I just wanna show that corn pone country piece of witchcrafting ass how we get it done down in Texas. You know for someone who preaches against jerking off, I bet she can suck a mean cock!!
Hmm, I wonder if she hadn't retaliated to the "Witch" accusations if she would have been taken more seriously. Honestly her "I'm you" campaign was brilliant. That's what we Americans like to hear.
Like Obama's "Change" Campaign. Sounded like Gold. We needed a "change". And Christine O'Donnell's I'm You" probably would have been more successful.. if only she hadn't Opened up with 'I'm Not a Witch" :D
@TheLittleVirus The news reported that she had ties to people who practiced witchcraft in the past...she said that she dated a witch before. LOL. There's a video from Bill Maher on here where she said it. XD
There are a million different issues plaguing America right now, and all this idiot can do is talk about how she's not a witch. What the fuck does that have anything to do with the Senate seat she wants?
I don't give a shit if she's a witch or not.....I'd fuck her senseless, no matter what her religion is. Palin had it going on in 2008, but now, I'd be all over this bitch. Who knew that a corn pone country bumkin state like Deleware could have a pretty hot looking politician like this? She likes to wear pearl necklaces? i'll give her a pearl necklace....
no- she is the preppy chick who acts proper in the daytime but then gets too drunk at parties .. seen it a million times. Much like Limbaugh- who pretends to be against drugs.. all the while breaking the law to get Oxycontin and munching em down like yodels please no more hypocrites in politics!
For more enlightenment on how religious are founding fathers were, read Thomas Paine's "The Age of Reason", which is basically a rant against the Bible.
But really, we're talking about a time when evolution wasn't even a theory (where as now we know evolution to be a fact, only held back from full acceptance by people who care more for the certitude of religion then scientific studying).
@IndianKBlue Thomas Paine had a hatred for organized religion, no doubt. He was still a Unitarian. Basically he wanted to answer to God for what he has done and not listen to anyone else. I see you can only cite Jefferson and Paine to "prove" our founders weren't religious. 52 of the 56 signers of the declaration were Christian. Jefferson, Franklin, Paine, and the others, were Unitarians, not deists.
Evolution is not a fact. Most scientists know it to be a theory. Only an idiot says its fact.
@31guitar Evolution is a fact. Only an idiot would still think this stone cold fact that has 150 years of overwhelming evidence would think that it's still a theory. You know what else is a theory? Gravity.
I just got back from the online Merriam Webster dictionary and this is what I found for the word, "Theory"
Theory - the analysis of a set of facts in their relation to one another.
This is the first definition of the word, "Theory". Do you feel stupid now?
@CenkIsAdorable Definition for fact: something that exists;reality;truth.
Defintition for theory: a proposed explanation whose status is still conjectural
from dictionary(dot)reference(dot)com. Anyone with some common sense knows a theory is not the same as a fact. Most scientists know evolution is still a theory. Its taught as a fact because you godless liberals control the school system. So you obviously should feel pretty stupid right now
@31guitar Let me break this down for you. In the dictionary there are two definitions for the word, "Theory". The two defs are :
A. Theory - the analysis of a set of facts in their relation to one anothe
B. Theory - a proposed explanation whose status is still conjectural
Now the misunderstanding of evolution is that when somebody says, "The Theory of Evolution', they are referring to the FIRST definition not the second one. Please tell me you can at least read....
@CenkIsAdorable I don't care if you claim to be a conservative or not, like that is suddenly going to change my mind? How bout we make these definitions of "evolution" a little easier? Micro-evolution is fact.... Macro-evolution is the theory (second definition).
@31guitar So how do you know that they are using the second definition and not the first? Because as illogical as u are I know that you can at least read. Are you saying that the first definition is a typo on the Merriam Webster website or something?
@CenkIsAdorable You atheists take just as much of a leap of faith as you claim Christians do. You can't explain how it all got here, how life itself started, how the universe started, or our purpose here because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist. I know you're probably going to spout off about the big bang or something, but something had to have caused it, something that predated time itself, and nothing in the physical universe can predate time.
I honestly feel so bad for her. I am noooowhere near close to being a Republican, nor would I ever vote for her, but it's sad to see her being harrassed by the media for things she did in high school. I think it took guts to face the media and say, "I'm not a witch." You go, girl!
You did NOT check your dipstick, nor did you respond to my comment. You avoided addressing it and went off on a "my team is gonna kick your team's ass" nonsense.
My whole point is she is someone who wants to play in the Masters and can't even make par.
We need articulate, intelligent qualified people too change Wash -"not a Witch"
I saw this movie before: Dems=indictments+scandals which leads to Repubs= indictments+scandals which leads to...definition of insanity.
@Kringsdude. she is a witchy bitch, Republicans are going to bankrupt the country if the become a majority part.. We all know why they hate President Obama not because of his policies they hate him because of his race, they hate a black person as being their President but i am sure All Democratcs and independents Black white Hispanics Asians they are going to come out in great numbers to vote and defeat this party of KKK which is hiding behind Republican and tea party.
Do what I do in Washington? So you will do some pot like I do? I don't know, it's just that the nature of that haze behind you is questionable. Or is that the steam from your bubbling cauldron?
This "lady" has actively made HERSELF a "bad joke". Letterman wouldn't have anything to make people laugh about if it had not been for her getting on TV and saying wacky things.
She has only herself to blame, and is now trying to clean all her past crap up.
While she may not be a witch, she has convinced me she is an Idiot.
I thought it was Liberals who wouldn't take responsibility for their mistakes.
She would go to Washington and do what you'd do. How does she know what I'd do? What if I want to streak through congress & masturbate while doing so?
@rcoldnes But she did go to Oxford. Wait a minute? Now she says she didn't. But at least she went to Fairleigh-Dickinson, but she just forgot to pay them for a decade. I'm sure Yale is quite happy she did not go there.
Hmmm, she says that she isn't a witch, and yet she claims she's me. I was not her a week ago, so therefor that cannot be possible. I think there is some serios witchcraft going on.
My favorite thing about liberals is they will go around complaining shes religious and will outlaw masturbation...but they also go around preaching separation of church and state (even though they have no problem with the tides foundation pushing political propoganda in churches). So if there is separation of church and state, how can she use her religious views to outlaw masturbation? I mean really liberals, lets TRY to think like rational people.
@31guitar there isn't a separation of church and state... I still go to school everyday and say the pledge of allegiance with the line "one nation under god" in it....
I consider myself a moderate but i still think the church and state isn't that all that separate...
@spellcheek You're half right. There isn't separation of church and state the way the progressives define it, but there still is nonetheless. I'm conservative by the way. Separation of church and state doesn't mean we aren't religious and religion plays no part in politics. Thats the liberal definition. The real definition is protection from the state, for religion. You see what I'm getting at? Even Jefferson, who coined the phrase, held prayers with congress
@spellcheek But I see where you're coming from. If we are to only consider the liberal defintion as the ONLY defintion, then you would be correct in saying there is no separation of church and state. But, I do believe the other definition (my definition) is correct. I think it is, considering Jefferson was a religious guy, contrary to popular belief, and he was very smart so I don't think he would've said the phrase if it weren't true.
Yes, Jefferson was so religious, as were most people before Darwin's time. He wrote his own version of the Bible wherein he removed all references that would even elude to the idea that Jesus Christ was the son of God, now called the Jeffersonian Bible. "It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God." Jefferson said that.
"In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty. " "I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature." "Question with boldness even the existence of a God" These are more quotes from Thomas Jefferson. Almost everyone in his time was religious, so, comparatively, Jefferson was very outside the religious norm, and a firm believer in separating Church from State.
@IndianKBlue "I am a Christian, in the only sense in which he wished anyone to be: sincerely attached to his doctrines in preference to all others" -Thomas Jefferson. You're quotes only proved he was tolerant of other religions and he wasn't for organized religion. They fail to prove, however, he still prayed to God, believed in divine providence, and lived by the teachings of Jesus, although he did not believe in His divinity.
"So if there is separation of church and state, how can she use her religious views to outlaw masturbation?"
You use blanket statements against "liberals" while displaying a complete lack of logic. Separation of Church and State has been ignored repeatedly. Legislation passes if it has the votes - simple as that. It's the Supreme Court's responsibility to declare such legislation unconstitutional. I don't think she could or would outlaw masturbation, but you're a moron.
@IndianKBlue So whats the problem if the Supreme Court would strike it down anyway? Clearly, I'm not the moron. I'm not the one who thinks a politician would outlaw masturbation. Maybe Separation of Church and State hasn't been ignored as much as its been perverted by the left. Apparently, prayers in school were ok during the times of our founding fathers but today its constitutionally wrong?
Unless we dump the current political system and replace it with a computer (programed by wise men and women) to call ALL the shots, we'll continue to have two-face slime-bags gravitating into the land of free limos, back-room deals, lies and crazy sex and madness!
That of course won't happen. But, according many folks that have had NDEs, Jesus is said to have told them that He will be returning "very, very soon."
So hold on to your hats because this crap world is about to be laid to waste!!
I thought the movie idiocracy would be like 100 years into the future, it happened already, in just like 5 years. We should just elect fictional characters to office now, like Colber and randy macho man savage, its soooo fake its such a big ridiculus joke. Fake democracy, fake voting machines, fixed elections, 911 inside job, nwo, corporate media controlling idiot freedom monkeys so dumb they are like little kids at wwe wrestling and thinks its real. Its fake just like the wwe wake up.
@skaterwankster033 she only dabbled in witchcraft, she didn't join a coven. She had a date at a satanic altar with blood on it, true story, and hey, she's you.
huh??? "I'm not a witch" did she REALLY think that was wise..... i mean seriously!? what was she thinking? that the ad would settle things when she starts with the words "I'm not a witch" it was just starting 2 go away and she brings it back....wow that's einstein material
she's me.
instereovideos 3 months ago
You probably thought she was a witch, nope, Chuck Testa.
Crypto698 3 months ago
Someone had to say to BURN THE WITCH!!!
grayson3210 3 months ago
What the fuck. I just realized that we live in a COMPLETELY unstable society where people like this can literally make life-changing decisions for the rest of us. Fuck, I'm literally scared right now. Time to commit suicide.
normalpsychology 4 months ago
IM A WITCH YOU BITCH!
andimckennsrocks 4 months ago
its like a slower version of the song!
eyeoftheeagle1995 4 months ago
why does she start with saying she's not a witch???
Maaarteh 5 months ago
@Maaarteh Makes you wonder, doesn't it? XD
MrAFS123 4 months ago
@MrAFS123 yeah, it's always the best way to open a conversation
Maaarteh 4 months ago
@Maaarteh She supposedly dabbled in "witchcraft" when she was younger - a video of her mentioning it was shown by Bill Maher. This video was in response to that.
dp2882 3 months ago
So the main idea that I'm getting is that she loves cats?
Oh wait... Wrong video.
MilkshakeReborn 5 months ago 3
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you ain't me bitch
jesse98362 5 months ago
Christine O'Donnell isn't a witch, she's just a good old-fashioned moron.
Wigashnorkle 5 months ago
she kinda looks young and old at the same time
martinayiteyisgod 5 months ago
i wanna give her endless oral sex
brownspottedbanana 5 months ago
i wanna give her endless oral sex
brownspottedbanana 5 months ago
If she's me then what twilight zone episode am I in?
WeaponXSigma 5 months ago 2
@friedstuffable Right on! I know a word that rhymes with witch that would describe her a lot better.
MsBubbabong 6 months ago
Hold on, If she is me, then who am I?
MsBubbabong 6 months ago
The most useless political ad ever from the most useless political candidate ever. That last "I'm you" is so fake and stupid. In fact, it's creepy.
gkaplan2000 7 months ago
She's not a witch, She's a bitch!
Aris8564 9 months ago
@HeavyVerbzz Charming...
jovicatmad 1 year ago
Wait 2 things...
1)I'm a witch so she is lying and either way, she is a witch
2) If she is me, who am I?
jovicatmad 1 year ago
omfg, its hard not to sing s;
NicklasAndreas 1 year ago
The selfish political smearing they did on her goes to prove there are no selfless people in senate.
drewsexxx 1 year ago
Stop the liberals from terring down our Country!!!!
mujinnokoya 1 year ago
Christeen is a victim of the obama regimes missuse of power. We need to defend our christeen. INNOCENT!!!
mujinnokoya 1 year ago
This ditsy bitch is one of Sarah paling's "ma ma grizzlys" what a freaking stack of comedy, and this is what the right wing and the tea party is offering? Oh crap do we ever need help. Obama is trying but the party of money and no and a wimpy house is holding us back. Now that corp. and unions can spend unlimited money on campaigns what small % of middle class there is will be no more, I wonder how they will blame it on the left? and the rich get richer. Let them eat cake. where's my colt?!!!
hanalei169 1 year ago
THIS COMMENT WILL RANDOMLY GENERATE THUMS UP!!!!!
jharts1998 1 year ago
but im a witch.....
jharts1998 1 year ago 9
Lol, i cant help looking at this video without having her voice autotuned and stuff XD
DelovelyGamer 1 year ago
@DelovelyGamer lol :D
purpledino167 1 year ago
lol she can say Bitch on tv <,< why pick Witch, now you make everyone think she a mage or somthing lol
jman19mwi 1 year ago
She failed bigtime -.-
Wizard101Bros 1 year ago
I can't watch "I'll go to Washington and do what you do" without wanting to go do-do-do-do after it.
KleineTash 1 year ago
0:22-0:24 i do what you do (masturbat)
MrH3LI0N 1 year ago
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You aren't me. Why? Because I'm not a stupid fucking cunt.
captainspandex11 1 year ago
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if she's not a witch, and she's "YOU" - well what if someone watching the advert IS a witch...
wouldn't that make her a witch, and consequently, a liar?
x1crazyllama123 1 year ago
i wanna fuck her
HeavyVerbzz 1 year ago 3
@HeavyVerbzz Everyone do.
enar12345 1 year ago
@CaptainCrunchityzer...You damn right I'd fuck her. I know her politics, and I know about all the things she's "dabbled into", and how her religion preaches against masturbation. I don't give a shit, if I had the chance, I'd tear her up like a losing lottery ticket. That said, I never said I'd marry the girl. I just wanna show that corn pone country piece of witchcrafting ass how we get it done down in Texas. You know for someone who preaches against jerking off, I bet she can suck a mean cock!!
centurion205 1 year ago 6
Hmm, I wonder if she hadn't retaliated to the "Witch" accusations if she would have been taken more seriously. Honestly her "I'm you" campaign was brilliant. That's what we Americans like to hear.
Like Obama's "Change" Campaign. Sounded like Gold. We needed a "change". And Christine O'Donnell's I'm You" probably would have been more successful.. if only she hadn't Opened up with 'I'm Not a Witch" :D
Coffeecrackerz 1 year ago
im gonna sew her for lying LÆAfs
MetalAndWood 1 year ago
funny ad
spiralmetal 1 year ago
She is not a winner either lol
merkin77 1 year ago 3
Why the fuck did she bring in "I'm not a witch" anyway?? O.o
What on earth does that have to do with anything?!
TheLittleVirus 1 year ago
@TheLittleVirus
L2 news
omgwtfaulks 1 year ago
@TheLittleVirus The news reported that she had ties to people who practiced witchcraft in the past...she said that she dated a witch before. LOL. There's a video from Bill Maher on here where she said it. XD
DorisDayFanatic 1 year ago
There are a million different issues plaguing America right now, and all this idiot can do is talk about how she's not a witch. What the fuck does that have anything to do with the Senate seat she wants?
MightyTreeMan 1 year ago
I don't give a shit if she's a witch or not.....I'd fuck her senseless, no matter what her religion is. Palin had it going on in 2008, but now, I'd be all over this bitch. Who knew that a corn pone country bumkin state like Deleware could have a pretty hot looking politician like this? She likes to wear pearl necklaces? i'll give her a pearl necklace....
centurion205 1 year ago 21
no- she is the preppy chick who acts proper in the daytime but then gets too drunk at parties .. seen it a million times. Much like Limbaugh- who pretends to be against drugs.. all the while breaking the law to get Oxycontin and munching em down like yodels please no more hypocrites in politics!
glitter800 1 year ago
shes a very feminine warlock :P
350zslw 1 year ago
She's a wizard!
udonthavetoknowme 1 year ago
"I'm you" wait what? *looks in the mirror*
"I'll go to Washington and do what you do." *fapping* wait! really?
Sexisttroll 1 year ago
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who said you are ?
wow she really want attendtion
anko8aug 1 year ago
who sid you are ?
anko8aug 1 year ago
MILF!
NaYru1337 1 year ago
what an absolute load of bollocks
jackhartcup 1 year ago
@UncleJoey12 don't talk shit 'bout 'bama
Noobssuckass300 1 year ago
lmao soooper creepy
xBonderx 1 year ago
penis or GTFO!!
DillonCallaway 1 year ago
penis or GTFO!
DillonCallaway 1 year ago
@DillonCallaway gay much?
dimax997 1 year ago
GREATINGS FROM EASTERN GERMANY :P :P :P
Skomenekropolis 1 year ago
The background music reminds me of "2 girls 1 cup"
MKVideoMaker 1 year ago
@MKVideoMaker hahahahah
madwoof222 1 year ago
not a witch, but she is a bitch
RockBottomProdCo 1 year ago
For more enlightenment on how religious are founding fathers were, read Thomas Paine's "The Age of Reason", which is basically a rant against the Bible.
But really, we're talking about a time when evolution wasn't even a theory (where as now we know evolution to be a fact, only held back from full acceptance by people who care more for the certitude of religion then scientific studying).
IndianKBlue 1 year ago
@IndianKBlue Thomas Paine had a hatred for organized religion, no doubt. He was still a Unitarian. Basically he wanted to answer to God for what he has done and not listen to anyone else. I see you can only cite Jefferson and Paine to "prove" our founders weren't religious. 52 of the 56 signers of the declaration were Christian. Jefferson, Franklin, Paine, and the others, were Unitarians, not deists.
Evolution is not a fact. Most scientists know it to be a theory. Only an idiot says its fact.
31guitar 1 year ago
@31guitar Evolution is a fact. Only an idiot would still think this stone cold fact that has 150 years of overwhelming evidence would think that it's still a theory. You know what else is a theory? Gravity.
I just got back from the online Merriam Webster dictionary and this is what I found for the word, "Theory"
Theory - the analysis of a set of facts in their relation to one another.
This is the first definition of the word, "Theory". Do you feel stupid now?
CenkIsAdorable 1 year ago
@CenkIsAdorable Definition for fact: something that exists;reality;truth.
Defintition for theory: a proposed explanation whose status is still conjectural
from dictionary(dot)reference(dot)com. Anyone with some common sense knows a theory is not the same as a fact. Most scientists know evolution is still a theory. Its taught as a fact because you godless liberals control the school system. So you obviously should feel pretty stupid right now
31guitar 1 year ago
@31guitar Let me break this down for you. In the dictionary there are two definitions for the word, "Theory". The two defs are :
A. Theory - the analysis of a set of facts in their relation to one anothe
B. Theory - a proposed explanation whose status is still conjectural
Now the misunderstanding of evolution is that when somebody says, "The Theory of Evolution', they are referring to the FIRST definition not the second one. Please tell me you can at least read....
Im a conservative BTW
CenkIsAdorable 1 year ago
@CenkIsAdorable I don't care if you claim to be a conservative or not, like that is suddenly going to change my mind? How bout we make these definitions of "evolution" a little easier? Micro-evolution is fact.... Macro-evolution is the theory (second definition).
31guitar 1 year ago
@31guitar So how do you know that they are using the second definition and not the first? Because as illogical as u are I know that you can at least read. Are you saying that the first definition is a typo on the Merriam Webster website or something?
CenkIsAdorable 1 year ago
@CenkIsAdorable You atheists take just as much of a leap of faith as you claim Christians do. You can't explain how it all got here, how life itself started, how the universe started, or our purpose here because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist. I know you're probably going to spout off about the big bang or something, but something had to have caused it, something that predated time itself, and nothing in the physical universe can predate time.
31guitar 1 year ago
Eeeny-oony-wannah! Eeeny-oony-wannah! Eeeny-oony-wannah!
(What else can you say to such an ungrammatical witch?)
Danthered 1 year ago
I honestly feel so bad for her. I am noooowhere near close to being a Republican, nor would I ever vote for her, but it's sad to see her being harrassed by the media for things she did in high school. I think it took guts to face the media and say, "I'm not a witch." You go, girl!
SouthPacific005 1 year ago
"I'm Christine O'Donnel, I'm you" make up your damn mind woman!
glifferin 1 year ago
I hope she and all tea party candidate wins so we can have a witch party in a witch country.
shah4268 1 year ago 2
@LowOIL
You did NOT check your dipstick, nor did you respond to my comment. You avoided addressing it and went off on a "my team is gonna kick your team's ass" nonsense.
My whole point is she is someone who wants to play in the Masters and can't even make par.
We need articulate, intelligent qualified people too change Wash -"not a Witch"
I saw this movie before: Dems=indictments+scandals which leads to Repubs= indictments+scandals which leads to...definition of insanity.
You're low, add 2 qts.
azcentralsurprise 1 year ago
Maybe she's not a witch but she's republican so she is probably a b*tch
Kringsdude 1 year ago 2
@Kringsdude. she is a witchy bitch, Republicans are going to bankrupt the country if the become a majority part.. We all know why they hate President Obama not because of his policies they hate him because of his race, they hate a black person as being their President but i am sure All Democratcs and independents Black white Hispanics Asians they are going to come out in great numbers to vote and defeat this party of KKK which is hiding behind Republican and tea party.
shah4268 1 year ago
Only a true Witch would deny that she is a Witch!
larodem 1 year ago
BURN THE WITC-
*clears throat*
Lets TEST if shes a witch! She floats in water, she is a witch.... :D
ViktorTehRussian 1 year ago
wtf is with this, why does she starts with "I'm not a witch" LOL would any none witch say that on their vid, guess NOT
MusclesfromB 1 year ago
" I`m Christine O`Donnell and i approve this message " that was taken from ray william johnson xD
alexandru0018 1 year ago
@alexandru0018 are u fuckin stupid?? every political add has the whole "i'm __ __ and i approve this message"..SMH
LoVEbrAndOn16 1 year ago
Do what I do in Washington? So you will do some pot like I do? I don't know, it's just that the nature of that haze behind you is questionable. Or is that the steam from your bubbling cauldron?
rwsandne 1 year ago
@LowOIL
Check your dipstick.
This "lady" has actively made HERSELF a "bad joke". Letterman wouldn't have anything to make people laugh about if it had not been for her getting on TV and saying wacky things.
She has only herself to blame, and is now trying to clean all her past crap up.
While she may not be a witch, she has convinced me she is an Idiot.
I thought it was Liberals who wouldn't take responsibility for their mistakes.
azcentralsurprise 1 year ago
She would go to Washington and do what you'd do. How does she know what I'd do? What if I want to streak through congress & masturbate while doing so?
hhnsmelly 1 year ago 3
I want to slap my man stick all over her face
muskyownz 1 year ago 35
@muskyownz i approve this message
rfomchimera 1 year ago
I couldn't have said it better myself:
Fox News
This is a transcript from "Hannity," September 14, 2010
Karl Rove Questions Christine O'Donnell's 'Serious Character Problems'
ROVE: I mean, there were a lot of nutty things she has been saying that just simply don't add up
ROVE: But we also can't make progress if we have candidates who got serious character problems
azcentralsurprise 1 year ago
Keep your church out of my brain bitch.
nameofmeAJ 1 year ago 3
im a witch....does that mean you are me or your not? I'm confused..... XD
spongeandy 1 year ago 3
@rcoldnes But she did go to Oxford. Wait a minute? Now she says she didn't. But at least she went to Fairleigh-Dickinson, but she just forgot to pay them for a decade. I'm sure Yale is quite happy she did not go there.
tgear77 1 year ago
im a witch....does that mean you are me or your not? I'm confused..... XD
spongeandy 1 year ago
@UncleJoey12 why is black in there?
spellcheek 1 year ago
@UncleJoey12
lol, your logical fallacies are unbelievable, you say obama is bad because he's black, and should be sent back to kenya, then claims HE'S the bigot
oh my lol
AdventEdge 1 year ago
Hmmm, she says that she isn't a witch, and yet she claims she's me. I was not her a week ago, so therefor that cannot be possible. I think there is some serios witchcraft going on.
statoose 1 year ago 2
@UncleJoey12 Does your head sink in water?
It sure seems to have alot of density.
playerwithfaith 1 year ago
too bad for your nephew
s4a4v4y 1 year ago
No, you are not me...
Arbiter11723 1 year ago
*fapfapfapfap*
ViktorTehRussian 1 year ago
you're not me fuck you bitch
jaydubyaya 1 year ago
My favorite thing about liberals is they will go around complaining shes religious and will outlaw masturbation...but they also go around preaching separation of church and state (even though they have no problem with the tides foundation pushing political propoganda in churches). So if there is separation of church and state, how can she use her religious views to outlaw masturbation? I mean really liberals, lets TRY to think like rational people.
31guitar 1 year ago
@31guitar there isn't a separation of church and state... I still go to school everyday and say the pledge of allegiance with the line "one nation under god" in it....
I consider myself a moderate but i still think the church and state isn't that all that separate...
spellcheek 1 year ago
@spellcheek You're half right. There isn't separation of church and state the way the progressives define it, but there still is nonetheless. I'm conservative by the way. Separation of church and state doesn't mean we aren't religious and religion plays no part in politics. Thats the liberal definition. The real definition is protection from the state, for religion. You see what I'm getting at? Even Jefferson, who coined the phrase, held prayers with congress
31guitar 1 year ago
@31guitar I guess that's where we disagree then.
spellcheek 1 year ago
@spellcheek But I see where you're coming from. If we are to only consider the liberal defintion as the ONLY defintion, then you would be correct in saying there is no separation of church and state. But, I do believe the other definition (my definition) is correct. I think it is, considering Jefferson was a religious guy, contrary to popular belief, and he was very smart so I don't think he would've said the phrase if it weren't true.
31guitar 1 year ago
@31guitar
Yes, Jefferson was so religious, as were most people before Darwin's time. He wrote his own version of the Bible wherein he removed all references that would even elude to the idea that Jesus Christ was the son of God, now called the Jeffersonian Bible. "It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God." Jefferson said that.
IndianKBlue 1 year ago
@31guitar
"In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty. " "I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature." "Question with boldness even the existence of a God" These are more quotes from Thomas Jefferson. Almost everyone in his time was religious, so, comparatively, Jefferson was very outside the religious norm, and a firm believer in separating Church from State.
IndianKBlue 1 year ago
@IndianKBlue "I am a Christian, in the only sense in which he wished anyone to be: sincerely attached to his doctrines in preference to all others" -Thomas Jefferson. You're quotes only proved he was tolerant of other religions and he wasn't for organized religion. They fail to prove, however, he still prayed to God, believed in divine providence, and lived by the teachings of Jesus, although he did not believe in His divinity.
31guitar 1 year ago
@31guitar
"So if there is separation of church and state, how can she use her religious views to outlaw masturbation?"
You use blanket statements against "liberals" while displaying a complete lack of logic. Separation of Church and State has been ignored repeatedly. Legislation passes if it has the votes - simple as that. It's the Supreme Court's responsibility to declare such legislation unconstitutional. I don't think she could or would outlaw masturbation, but you're a moron.
IndianKBlue 1 year ago
@IndianKBlue So whats the problem if the Supreme Court would strike it down anyway? Clearly, I'm not the moron. I'm not the one who thinks a politician would outlaw masturbation. Maybe Separation of Church and State hasn't been ignored as much as its been perverted by the left. Apparently, prayers in school were ok during the times of our founding fathers but today its constitutionally wrong?
31guitar 1 year ago
"I didn't go to Yale, I didn't inherit millions. I'm you" that comment made LOL and the I'm you vid.
cat8919 1 year ago
IDENTITY THEFT!
TimmySodaPop 1 year ago
But I am a witch, and I for one am glad she is not counted among our ranks.
dragonmyst000 1 year ago
@dragonmyst000 Your dumb
shennron007 1 year ago
@shennron007 why? Because I am what she professes not to be?
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dragonmyst000 1 year ago
tits or GTFO!!
LoVEbrAndOn16 1 year ago 32
According to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, if she weighs more than a duck, then she is a witch. I'm pretty sure she does. BURN HER!
frelvis77 1 year ago
She's a witch with a capital B.
johnchanlam1993 1 year ago
You're me and I'm you so that means you like to not only masturbate, but strangle yourself while doing it.
DrZaious 1 year ago 3
@NY1love oh thank god. I thought she was someone odd.
skaterwankster033 1 year ago
shes us... thats what we were afraid of
interforce1 1 year ago
you're not a witch... but you're me... but I'M a witch...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
PatomBomb 1 year ago
you are not a witch... but you are me... but i am a witch
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
PatomBomb 1 year ago 2
@PatomBomb She's me...but she hates masturbating... but i love masturbating
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Zeratul9 1 year ago
@Zeratul9 she's me... but i'm christine o'donnell... wait whatFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
PatomBomb 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@PatomBomb She's me...but she hates masturbating... but i love masturbating
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Zeratul9 1 year ago
Unless we dump the current political system and replace it with a computer (programed by wise men and women) to call ALL the shots, we'll continue to have two-face slime-bags gravitating into the land of free limos, back-room deals, lies and crazy sex and madness!
That of course won't happen. But, according many folks that have had NDEs, Jesus is said to have told them that He will be returning "very, very soon."
So hold on to your hats because this crap world is about to be laid to waste!!
guyNbluejeans 1 year ago
I LOVE MASTURBATION BIATCH... AND SO SHOULD YOU!
pacedom1 1 year ago
Wolf Blitzer was right. Doing this spot would just bring everything about her being a witch up again.
TheIMC8 1 year ago
"I'm you" so that's a confession to masturbating twice a day! HA!
arachnophile01 1 year ago
I thought the movie idiocracy would be like 100 years into the future, it happened already, in just like 5 years. We should just elect fictional characters to office now, like Colber and randy macho man savage, its soooo fake its such a big ridiculus joke. Fake democracy, fake voting machines, fixed elections, 911 inside job, nwo, corporate media controlling idiot freedom monkeys so dumb they are like little kids at wwe wrestling and thinks its real. Its fake just like the wwe wake up.
chuck3377 1 year ago
I didn't know i had a vagina :( WTF is going on in this world!
DBZman34 1 year ago
she's not me
carbonunit 1 year ago
Nice how her offical youtube page clips can neither be commented on or rated. Loser.
anseio 1 year ago
0:00-0:02 what the fuck????????
skaterwankster033 1 year ago
@skaterwankster033 she only dabbled in witchcraft, she didn't join a coven. She had a date at a satanic altar with blood on it, true story, and hey, she's you.
NY1love 1 year ago
i am the walrus.
neuronsactivated 1 year ago 2
I would do terrible things to that woman...
kilroy227 1 year ago
dingbat airhead MILF...
GtrDudeL 1 year ago
@GtrDudeL she looks so young
Noobssuckass300 1 year ago
@Noobssuckass300 she looks young cause shes a witch
ohkfilms 1 year ago
So shes not a witch but she used to hang around people like that, and her first date was at a satanistic place
but its completely innocent it means nothing!
Yeah, i'll buy that
CCRockit 1 year ago
What a nutjob. Seems the teabaggers are running anybody who's a psycho or featherbrained.
robhex 1 year ago
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Robalose 1 year ago
LOL! Schmoyoho.
M3L0DYJ 1 year ago
Does this means we got to put away the torches and pitchforks?
tyranttana 1 year ago
This video looks like she's waiting to get jizzed at any moment during the thirty seconds of this video.
DDRmaniac45 1 year ago
Fucking cunty witch blocked her comment section cause she's afraid of how much the internet will shit on her. lol.
McNugget06 1 year ago 3
If she tells me she's ME one more time I'm gonna rip out her tea partyin' throat.
HOLLA.
alliteration1247 1 year ago
yea you're me, because like me, you need to keep denying your a witch!
-snl
xojaiserxo 1 year ago
WRONG show.
TheIMC8 1 year ago
@TheIMC8 No its not the exact quote, but its the same joke basically from the snl parody on this ad so i didn't want to pass it off like it was mine
xojaiserxo 1 year ago
what is it with all the women politicians the last couple of years ..their fuckin retards
Flipstaxx08 1 year ago
@Flipstaxx08 I still cant understand why she dresses up like that in the kitchen... its unnecessary
JamesSurferRVM 1 year ago
she wants to take away your right to masturbate ! lol wow this country is hilarious! LMFAO
Flipstaxx08 1 year ago
She's a fucking nutjob.
rejecthomophobia 1 year ago
i dont understand dis..k. uhh y wud u b a witch...dey dont exsist. nd secoundly...uhhh im too young to vote.
iwoveujoejonas123 1 year ago
If she's me... then I have some serious problems.
MountStEllyn 1 year ago
Vote for me and I'll give you some mommy loveeee
Hybridiot 1 year ago
What a brainwash.
I'm not a WITCH. I'm a MILF
Hybridiot 1 year ago 2
huh??? "I'm not a witch" did she REALLY think that was wise..... i mean seriously!? what was she thinking? that the ad would settle things when she starts with the words "I'm not a witch" it was just starting 2 go away and she brings it back....wow that's einstein material
DarjaFigs 1 year ago
I'm in for a good ol' witch hunt!
denden6 1 year ago
lol I love how she is going to lose the race because of youtube.
MattFremstad 1 year ago
Maybe she isnt a witch but she be hoooooooot
brettdark 1 year ago 4