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  • in Australia fika means fika~!!!!!

  • "Vil du gå ut med meg?"

  • Fika = some lemonade and some cookies, thats the true definition!

    Respekt från Norrland!

  • 'girls are exactly like us, they just have boobs and are hotter' hahahaha

  • Hilarious cause in Norway fica doesn't mean shit

  • why are you still saying to the face to the face?

  • If she had Facebook this would never happend! :)

  • It's funny cuz in English fica means fica

  • it's funny cuz in dutch fica doesn't mean shit...

  • @jasontheflemish HAHAHA

  • Are those guns hacked?

  • its funny cuz im austrian and "ficke" means "to fuck"

  • 6:15 having a couple of bears

  • Aint Tejb like charlie sheen but tejb dont fuck the girls or do he?

    but he are like charlie sheen

  • pizza

  • Fika= Date. Though on a date you can really go anywhere with her, not just a coffeehouse.

  • Fika = Lunch

  • they only have boobs and are way hotter!!!!

  • camper!

    

  • I got a crush on a girl, but

  • haha, nice, it's called gymnasium in germany, too :D god, i just love to hear that 'to the face' in the beginning, it makes me smile :)

  • Its funny cause in italian fica means pussy

  • @gorillasinparis fica means stay in portuguese

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  • @gorillasinparis Fika*

  • spela du handboll? fan va nice!

  • date?

  • Fika eh? Hmm... what about "Date"? Idk. Anyway, for me, if I even get close to a girl, I get denied instantly. Friend zoned, y'know? I' not a decent lookin' guy so whaddaya expect?

  • @TheExtantKiwi yea its the same for me but i had a girl friend for almost a year but a old friend of mine took her

  • what up tejbz, dogs here

  • I know a better word than "Fika" or whatever it is...

    Tejb

  • i get some gameplay for u (: its regular teamtettmatch? o.O hahaha ;D

  • feeka means coffee generally, hes asking her " do you want to go for coffee(feeka)"

  • Handball FTW :D vilken position spelade du? :)

  • Sounds exactly like what happened to me with my first real crush...you are a very insightful man tejb.

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  • Well this worked for me but if you want to get self confidence you should workout it does work and if the girl has a boyfriend find his boyfriends weakness so you could get an idea from were to start approching her

  • girls suck

  • @rayver12ftw wow.... homo

  • @kylev12 lol i wish, women r retards...

  • awesome

  • A little tip in general, you have to aim at least a bit higher than yourself.

    A mans reach must supersede his grasp, or else what are women for?

  • fika.... DATE!

  • fika= what sumofat5 said or easier term, DATE

  • Tejb, I am a girl and I adore your videos. Furthermore, you're right, girls love confidence in guys. Keep it simple! And I'm not sure about other girls, but personally I love pickup lines as long as you're being funny with it. Just don't take it too seriously, and just try to make her laugh! :)

  • fika= do you want to get a cup of coffee sometime?

  • Date

  • Tejb took that bitch to the FIIJHKAH.

    Bitches love FIIJHKAH.

  • Fika in Canada= Tim Horton's.

  • Tejb likes the married women xD

  • I was laughing because if you say feek in Ireland it means finger (not middle finger, get a bit dirtier)

  • i'm from switzerland and if you say fika in switzerland... you ar talking about fucking xD

    fika = fucking ! XD

  • "Girls are like us, except they have boobs and they're way hotter! " Cracked me up! :P

  • Equivalent: Grab a starbucks

  • The easiest way to get girls in the club, is to just go there having one thing in your mind. Having fun. Don't think "AH, I must have that girl. I have to get a girl this night. Damn!"

    I always end up with the beautiful ones when I'm having fun, confidence and is "playing" hard to get.

  • @BBBoyzInc the word you're looking for is wise. no offence, but wow.

  • Fika = Grab a coffee/grab lunch.

  • she reyected your fika haha jk

  • Yah I was involved in a lot of music in high school. I was in marching band until my sophomore year and in my Junior and Senior years I learned guitar and piano (but I still kinda suck at guitar :P). Anyways in my junior year of high school I was REALLY into this one girl and I screwed up big time. I honestly didn't consider dating again for another 2 years. I don't normally mention that but I thought it made sense to mention it in your video Tejb. Nice idea for a commentary by the way :)

  • bullfitta??

    

  • 22222 likes :P

  • @MrMowbow  :O !!

  • u sound like google translate when you say "fika"

  • note:

    50% of those girls on youtube, are actually male rapists ;)

  • cup of coffe kanske ?

  • At least you manned up and did it. I'd rather get rejected than never know how she felt. :)

  • Fika = Ficken = f*** xDDDD

  • a date? lol it sounds like a fika is just a date

  • i bet 210 people are still blow drying their penis! :D

  • I would call "Fika" cookie time!

  • tejbz HANDBALL = FTW

  • if a girl is single you have the whole world to compete with, but if she's not single, you have only ONE.

  • When an Irish guy tells a girl he wants to "Feek", he's possibly gunna get a smack in the face :P

  • @tejbz Jäklar vad din engelska var rostig här jämfört med nu! =D älskar den här serien!

  • is your father or your mother german ??

  • @iDeviceH4ck ur so stupid

  • Dude you are funny :)

  • girls girls girls

    

  • OMG I PLAY HANDBALL TOO!! WHICH TEAM DID YOU PLAY IN??

  • Hanker

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  • hi! zup? im Tobias. fan vad coolt! jag heter med Tobias!

  • fika = Pizzatime!

  • You should have your own show: "Tejbz - The Woman Whisperer"

  • i dont know if this is already mentioned, but the reason us dudes are attracted to girls that are taken, is coz we are attracted to the really pretty ones, which makes it kinda like a race, coz then we all are trying to get one girl, and who ever gets there first kinda takes her away. dunno if what i just said makes any sense at all but thought i'd mention it :P

    love your videos :D

  • I disagree. If you're out there and want to learn about girls, go for the ones you think look hot. The 10's. Why not? If you win, then it's damn good. If you fail, then you learn from that. Go for the best and improve improve improve!

  • Google Translate: Fika = Refreshments

  • I got rejected :( like dis coment if dis has hapend 2 u

  • Let s go and take a ... Fika?

    Hahaa så bäst:)

  • Kol

  • Mol swe man play

  • can you do more videos when yuo are talking about girls, please?

  • Better word for FIKA? Cup of coffee.

  • @Ravage017 Its more like u take something that tastes good but its not candy and then u can take coffee and tea if you want to HARD TO EXPLAIN!! I'm also swedish!

  • From a girl, actually most of what you're saying is true. I watched all of your "lets talk about girls" videos and they are pretty accurate ;) GJ Tejbz, du är grym.

    What guys need to think about if they are insecure or nervous is that the girl might be as nervous as you and she would never dare to take a step, so you do it and show her you're the man!

  • fika typ go grab a cup of coffe eller ngt

  • var e du ifrån

  • I'm gonna learn Swedish just for you man, rosetta stone style!

  • Hahah, fika <3

    Svenska språket asså S:

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  • Haha Tejbz, jag såg din episode tre och gick sen bakåt och kom hit. Jag märkte hur du sa att du inte ville vara en stalker, kan det ha något att göra med tjejen du raggade på över sms när du var typ 13 xD?

  • tejbz, ta en fika med mig!

  • Fika kan du säga som "date" ;)

  • fika? = date.

  • "You are so hot wanna see sometime doesn´t work" -.-

  • It's the law of acessability, if something is inacessable, we think that item/person must be sought after, and then we want it.

  • @SpongyHD I assume you commented without listening to/watching the video. Notice the quotations? You don't get it I know, but its ok. Your probably sexually confused--good luck with life.

  • you are relly cool but the subject is wierd

  • One of my favourite commentaries.

  • my girl story: i grew some testicles asked a girl out she said no felt like an idiot and lost my testicles right then and there lol im a sad sack of shit lol

  • i quit call of duty and the wole cod community thing almost a year ago.. i still miss it :(

  • fika ! :D hahaha så jävla skön du é ;D

  • Its time for a new english word : feewk'a

  • lät kul när du sa "do you wanna take a fika"

    haha ;p

    annars kan du ju använda "cafebreak" :D

  • @meloveyou41 Videon är 7-8 månader gammal. Tror du verkligen inte att ngn har sagt det innan dig?

  • Thank God for facebook

  • Just because she had a boyfriend shouldn't stop you, It's just more of a challenge and more rewarding.

  • Date. A date.

  • i like emma watson, the girl from harry plotter. c:

    too bad shes mine :D

  • Hei ja er norsk og ja elsker å se på dej spilla

  • @SuperHerman1998 er norsk også

  • FEEEEECA

  • I was flirting with this girl I've known for a few years and somehow we got on the topic of my spanking her. So I slapped her ass like REALLY hard where it echoed in the gym and she screamed and ran away from me as fast as she could and the moment that happened I was like 'Fuck I'm screwed'. She hated me for like a week but then got over it but she had a really cute butt =D

  • @SlyNos  Epic.. Just epic XD

  • @SlyNos LOOOL, most random story ever, made me laugh though :D

  • @SlyNos hahahahahahahaha you are so weird

  • @SlyNos why did you get thumbs up??

  • @alexvat1995 Cause I told an epic story 

  • @SlyNos hahahaah lol

  • The thing is for girls it is not so easy to be a girlfriend to someone because there are so many dicks that yust pretend to love them then sleep with them one night and go away and when girls gets a baby it isn't easy to kill a baby man come on it is worse then suicide !

  • "They might have girr - boyfriends..." #Lmao

  • thank God you at least said you did sports along with gaming :D'

  • frikin girls

  • 4:41, eminem owns tejb in cod4

  • Afika = Motel :)

  • im good with chicks , im 13 , owned.

  • @WWEJohnCenaNation WWEJohnCenaNation? Geez, redneck chicks must be easy.

  • @BigTuna1994 im from florida , red necks dont live here only hot ass blondes

  • i was rejected :(

  • LOL "girls are like us only with boobs and way hotter" LOLL!!!!!

  • @xSHATiN guys are natural and girls are plastic

  • tejb: dont go after the hottest girl in the world.

    me: sooo..... megan fox is off limits?

  • how about "date"

  • I laughed a lot during this video because in Ireland ,we use the word 'Feak(not sure how its spelt)' as a completely different word that still relates to girls ,its got to do with your mouth and her lower area XD

  • go out

    

  • yea youtube gives you money if we like this video

  • I'm sat her listening to a Swedish guy talk about and give advice about relationships. What has my life come to?? Only joking :P Good vid.

  • @BVBArmy95 *here

  • lolz 

  • is not very good at this game isnt he ?

  • if I was that girl I would have broken up with my boyfriend and go out with tejbz :D

  • @MoonZer1996 lol homo

  • a fika is kinda like a snack :)

  • @Nr1GameHack No.....

  • I told a hot girl im gay and i rubbed lotion on her back it was awesome

  • when you said u asked her to fika at first i thought u said do u want to fuck

  • fika... hahahahahaha

  • no dislike bar...how awesome iz dat!!!???

  • Dude, you always say like ;D

  • It's funny how most guys only want the challenge not the actual girl.

  • 6-37 did you really said blablabla

  • omg ... thu board on black ops iz a newer version of this !!!!! damn wish i waz a littel bit older like 13 will.. wen evu thiz cam out.................. wow bro u strat butt still girlz r easy... confedence ..swagg from u boy JALON WILSON fb

  • @jalonwilsonfb shut the hell up...

  • im a girl (: and ur right

  • The fly

  • u forgot the vagina lol

  • more advice tejbz

  • At the end if you add up all the scores there is only 74 not 75

  • Kan du inte gör en commentary på svenska någon gång!!