My god you people it's a fucking joke get a sense of fucking humor let's not go sue the guy for trying to be funny... If you don't like don't listen get a life quit trashing other people just cause your unhappy with how your life turned out
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That was cruel & from what I have heard so far, Adam IS a total jackass! I hate comedians who are incapable of a single serious moment, proves just how insecure & fuk'd up some of them all (some comidians are kick-ass funny!!!). 1st off, most guys are insecure about their dick size, especially 13 y.o.s (I should know, I was a late bloomer, ended up above 6, KNOW that's 'above-average' & @ 51 still FEEL small!) so telling him those ridiculous lies just to be 'funny' wasn't! Thnx Dr P 4 hangin in!
@misfitsg17 lol.....he's just a kid, who's curious about sex, the poor kid proberbly aint even got a dad to ask so he thought he'd ask people he could trust. the kid was cool as hell.
Adam made this show. i went back to it when they finally started playing it again on the radio but it really just wasn't the same. i used to sit in my car after work just crying i was laughing so hard...come to think of it im surprised i made it home in one piece while listening to this show.
That was funny yet we still have serious misconceptions about size in society.. as Drew said, the statistics prove 5.5 to be the average size of ALL races meaning something like 75% of men on earth are that size.. Porn is a big part of the deception, people see guys with freakishly huge dicks in porn without realizing they're a very small minority selected out of thousands, not to mention they take viagra so you never see them flaccid.
Having said that... i'm packing a 20-incher myself.
that kid is fucking brave. he actually thought they were serious about average length was 12+ inches, and he actually admitted he was 5.5 rather than lying. i was sitting here waiting for him to say 'uhh.. im 10 inches' and making himself look like a jackass, but nope he stuck with the truth.
kids got courage, even if it was just on the phone.
I don't like Adam Carolla, but this was pretty funny!
stallion4life 4 days ago
Awsome
MrTinyParrot 2 months ago
lmfao
emann43 4 months ago
i love how drew doesnt jump in to correct adam at first
wintersnowboard 6 months ago 2
Ps horndog4manmeat thanks for your life story and your 3 inch cock
asbono54 6 months ago
My god you people it's a fucking joke get a sense of fucking humor let's not go sue the guy for trying to be funny... If you don't like don't listen get a life quit trashing other people just cause your unhappy with how your life turned out
asbono54 6 months ago
hey man, where it won't reach it'll squirt.
wormocious 7 months ago
Carolla is the only guy that can ask a 14 year old how big he is when he has a boner and not be a complete creep.
Thebrowntown1234 7 months ago 4
I love Adam and Dr. Drew together!
szqsk8 7 months ago
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That was cruel & from what I have heard so far, Adam IS a total jackass! I hate comedians who are incapable of a single serious moment, proves just how insecure & fuk'd up some of them all (some comidians are kick-ass funny!!!). 1st off, most guys are insecure about their dick size, especially 13 y.o.s (I should know, I was a late bloomer, ended up above 6, KNOW that's 'above-average' & @ 51 still FEEL small!) so telling him those ridiculous lies just to be 'funny' wasn't! Thnx Dr P 4 hangin in!
horndog4manmeat 9 months ago
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mrfudgeyhead 9 months ago
it doesent air in washinton anymore:/
soad416 1 year ago
@soad416 yeah it does
youruglyandfaggy 10 months ago
@soad416 Washington State? It still does, it just starts at midnight now.
2000LightYearsAway 9 months ago
@2000LightYearsAway
bobsod 9 months ago
the adam - drew chemistry is incredible. I love seeing these two work together
Asamof 1 year ago
Part of the reason i miss the man show
reighn2003 1 year ago 4
The way Adam delivered it wasn't sarcastic at all; if I was 14 I'd probably have fallen for it too it was fucking hilarious.
LemonNation 1 year ago 4
LMAO
fafinaf 1 year ago
ahahahhaha
moneybag222 1 year ago
He's an idiot if he actually thought more than 10 inches for a teen
misfitsg17 1 year ago 3
@misfitsg17 lol.....he's just a kid, who's curious about sex, the poor kid proberbly aint even got a dad to ask so he thought he'd ask people he could trust. the kid was cool as hell.
slimithy12 1 year ago 5
cool kid
Punkforbrains 1 year ago 3
that's so fucked up!!! :D
mofogachoga 1 year ago
Lol...
buitrami 1 year ago
this kid has got some major balls.
chrischrist2u 1 year ago 15
hahahahaha poor kid..hilarious
nc832264 1 year ago
ROFLMAO!!!
TheTankinTortuga 1 year ago
hahah
sntOwnz13 1 year ago
Adam made this show. i went back to it when they finally started playing it again on the radio but it really just wasn't the same. i used to sit in my car after work just crying i was laughing so hard...come to think of it im surprised i made it home in one piece while listening to this show.
fooserides 1 year ago 5
omfg freakin hilarious! Brutal.
MadSmokerBBQ 1 year ago
h i l a r i o u s
Justin8806 2 years ago 5
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this is terrible. not funny, sad.
tomata182 2 years ago
hahahaha 5 and 1/2 hahahah erect?
keggerous 2 years ago
Adam is the funniest, I wish he'd go back to loveline
BaronVonGodzilla 2 years ago 73
13 hahah dude this is so funny
r0b0kar 2 years ago 6
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mine is 9
Grimm41297 2 years ago
that kid is so brave if he was legal i would totally date him!! so funny
vargalola 2 years ago 5
well why dont you fuck him. he's 15 i wish older women fucked me when i was 15...
Ivan951 2 years ago 20
he is legal..this was from 2001
bluespark04 2 years ago 6
lmao these guys are mean to that poor kid 5.5 erect is average american
Lucsiferu 2 years ago 7
Genius!!!
jcrod23 2 years ago
lol soo good
themandude20 2 years ago
making fun of 10 and halfs hahaahahah
SNAAAKE 2 years ago 6
1: 46 "you ough to be ashamed of yourself!" LOL !!!!!
clb555239 2 years ago
adam kill it with this one. kid was brave though
kwin4891 2 years ago 7
Lol, wow I'm littering laughing my ass off
darkshadowex 2 years ago
You shouldn't litter.
DrVonNostrand 2 years ago 15
Lol my bad Literally*
darkshadowex 2 years ago 5
Adam is a legend!!!!.
XxXWAKEXxX 2 years ago
holy shit i remember this from waaayyyy back when i was in highschool. I listed to this show every night lol.
ph4ntasm 2 years ago
Poor kid.....
ArranoGris 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
funniest shit everrr !!!
Rangerjo 2 years ago
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3"-asian 6"-white 8.5"-black
averages to 5.83 for mankind
drsnapple 2 years ago
coming from the Doctor over here, hahaha
socalstunner3 2 years ago
That was funny yet we still have serious misconceptions about size in society.. as Drew said, the statistics prove 5.5 to be the average size of ALL races meaning something like 75% of men on earth are that size.. Porn is a big part of the deception, people see guys with freakishly huge dicks in porn without realizing they're a very small minority selected out of thousands, not to mention they take viagra so you never see them flaccid.
Having said that... i'm packing a 20-incher myself.
ruin3r 2 years ago 14
HAHAHAHA
starbucksROX12345 2 years ago
poor guy but this is hilarious
protoma 2 years ago
when i was in 9th grade i had some friends that had about 14 and some guys had 10and a half and we made fun of them.
IRISHMOBSTER55 3 years ago 14
Poor dude believed them. hahaha x]
JmoneysGurl 3 years ago 3
god i love adam
ambrulv 3 years ago 3
EPIC LOLZ!!!!!!!!1!!
usmc311 3 years ago 3
"holy crap"
LOLOL
shakezoola123 3 years ago 5
at least the kid was not a douche bag about it
kbilbou 3 years ago 3
heh, i'm not completely sure he understood that they were kidding :X
summerguy03 3 years ago 4
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ahh adam is too much for me. xD
jesus seriously this guy is an asshole- he says all women are dumb and you cant ask them a question. haha.
whyareyousooofat 3 years ago
hahahahaha
John966 3 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LOLOLOLOLOL.
feverfive 3 years ago 9
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m i love sex anyone want to meet up??? r
ameer20 3 years ago
AHHHHHHHHHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA x 10000000
JavaCrammer 3 years ago 11
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whats funny is adam has a 2 inch hard penis
rhcprxbandits 3 years ago
we used to make fun of the tens
goldenyearz 3 years ago 9
thats fucking mean.
but its still hilairous.
killcarriedead 3 years ago 6
"Well, she shouldn't because if she looks away for two seconds guess what you'll be doing?"
lol
Viwithingor84 3 years ago 2
dude that was hilarious.
rhcmikey 3 years ago 3
omg LOL!!!
glennisafrog 3 years ago 3
HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD THAT'S FUNNY
gamnub405 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD THATS FUNNY
Dude I was crying on the floor my fucking abs hurt!
nickranes3 3 years ago 10
Wow! They really freaked that kid out. Still, you've got give the boy credit for having guts and being honest.
jvondd 3 years ago 11
hahahahahaha
logandecker 3 years ago
oh, man! i thought u meant erect!
TheAceManHimself 3 years ago 2
Haha, 12 centimeters maybe!
weedipikia 3 years ago
lmao 10 and a half, and we made fun of those kids.
guitarplayer174 3 years ago 5
adam needs to come back
rdscks 3 years ago 2
that kid is fucking brave. he actually thought they were serious about average length was 12+ inches, and he actually admitted he was 5.5 rather than lying. i was sitting here waiting for him to say 'uhh.. im 10 inches' and making himself look like a jackass, but nope he stuck with the truth.
kids got courage, even if it was just on the phone.
michaelchapman 3 years ago 131
@michaelchapman
Fine line between courageous and dumb.
kernel2006 1 year ago 4
@michaelchapman Only need 3 to hit the spot. Anything over 6 is just a hassle.
gtgoskate 10 months ago
lol
EMG4Life 3 years ago 4
i listen to loveline from my psp internet radio, it is so funny.
Brennan1324 3 years ago
on what channl
trevlastwordz 3 years ago
its not the same without adam
GreekGod16 3 years ago 5
oh god its so terrible!!!! lmao
zipsbandit 4 years ago 2
Lolol, so fucked up...
TerenYoung 4 years ago 2
LOL
DarkWolfen 4 years ago 2
classic
fleeperzonk 4 years ago 2
I cannot believe how funny this is. OMFG. LOL
greenshoes3 4 years ago 4
holy shit thats funny
TheGuyThatIsRy 4 years ago 5