The Blues Teach the Alien English 101

[Pikachu7500]

Must... Give... Tucker... money...

[ImprovedMexican]

Hahaha, "People learn English all the time, it aren't that hard."

[rvbhigajumba]

"Now hold still for science,"

JUST LIKE RT IMMERSION!!!!!

[KiteoftheMoon]

0:52

Griff: *looking through sniper rifle* lol XD

Simmons: What are you watching Griff?

Griff: Nothin.

[Icecolten1]

Hold still.... For Science.... portal reference. lol before it's time though...which means THEY CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!!!

[SonicVersusMario]

video also available in spanish

[PepsilonAI]

I'm Tucker. Tuck-er. That's Church. And that's Bitch Pants McCrabby.

[Agrajag42Darkstar]

@PepsilonAI

Caboose:I dont call you that. I call you Ms. Bitch Pants

Tex:thanks...

[Jabinc627]

"Now hold still.....For Science."

[FunkyDrawers]

AHGGGGGG WTF

That was the best moment ever

[Metroid22540]

i think Church *let* Tucker take the beating

[OneSlickCricket]

now hold still, for science, you monster

[abean16]

Church could work at Aperture labs. "Hold still... for science..."

[ZorkuAravar]

"Turns out Caboose's gun didn't have any bullets. It was loaded with crayons!"

[theliberator1]

I carnt stained pee pole what carnt spiel.

[repawn98]

@theliberator1 You must really hate yourself...

[Heater294]

Press F7 for "Blarg?"

[Heater294]

His name is Cruchbite.

[ranger0810]

and as GLaDOS would say:

This was a triumph! im making a note here huge success! *while watching tucker get beat up*

[anthony79280]

now hold still for science LOL

[pinkkunoichimayu]

Tucker's right, dude. English aren't that hard. I am pass AP Lit with a A, and I can tells you it are easy subject.

[xXspartan125Xx]

@pinkkunoichimayu who learnd you how to spokeded?

[XxXChachamaruXxX]

aahh i should use that line when i punch someone in the face lol me:" now this is a good chance for you to valuate how i fight. Now hold still..for science" -punch-

[johnrkocena]

1.Tucker (tuk-r)

[XjerichoX12]

he was trying to give tucker money!

[austinderpdedoo301]

People learn english all the time, it aren't that hard.

[ENDLESSMINECRAFTER]

cabooses gun full of crayons lol

[NOBODYSFOOL1960]

he doesnt like shiny things

[JCDeathRed68]

remedial kick ass :P

[GAMMASTATION65]

"It's either he hates that sword or he really hates you!"

[GAMMASTATION65]

blarg? BLARG!



[killersushi99]

Hold still for science! HAHA!

[kgh305]

blaaaaarg?......BLAAARRRGGG!!!­!!!!

[Edwin2142]

Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE, type in "win" then press enter

[Mithrondly]

thats not fighting, thats lovin. how do you think he got pregnant?

[LoydeReed]

"Now hold still... for science"

if i had a nickel for every time i've heard that one

[mewtwoboy]

Now hold still...for science

[f0ngtasticXD]

LOL! That Elite went ape shit on Tucker! xD

[17Watman]

Tucker there's thousands of Languages spoken on Earth.

Yeah but only one that kicks ass. LOL

[TheExtremeRocker456]

9 ppl are GAY

[mewtwoboy]

@TheExtremeRocker456 that one just didn't make sense

[epicsasuke651]

Not the face, Not the faceeeee....

[thellama665]

"now hold still for science"

"ow not in the face not in the face!"

lol love it

[XboxAnnihilator]

Blarg

[Twitchythe3rd]

English 101: Remidial Kick Ass!

[Ilkhan28]

Turns out his gun was loaded with crayons..

XD love it

[KlineStife]

Transcribe Audio is great.

Tucker: It takes to unite old.

Church: But don't let it be act tax she's got to take care of.

Tucker: Girls I think.

Church: But What know?

Tucker: But ask questions that girls the guys doing the JFK which activity that people what it.

Tucker: Was all the time that hard she tried with hits like that counterparts at least it's...

You get the idea. I KNOW THIS IS BETA, BUT COME THE FUCK ON GOOGLE! DID U EVEN TEST THIS OUT BEFORE USING IT ON YOUTUBE???

[legofan1006]

maybe thats how tucker got pregnant

[barr65]

zanizibar is a place on earth >.>

[steelJ4RV1S]

people learn english all the time it arent that hard

[BennysMusicTube]

ahhh yes i remember something and it starts like this

"tex what exact musle are u looking at." " uh the penis." caboose:"what u told me it was an arm" "blarg!!!!!!" lol

[Calenthedestroyer]

@BennysMusicTube Thats just a matter of a penis- er, opinion.

[SumthinMaybe]

"it aren't that hard.." XD

[Timinater007]

hold still....for science lol

[CervarianMusic]

"Wargh? RAAAARGH!"

[Jmcmonw]

hold still...for SCIENCE!!!

[mattstorm360]

@Jmcmonw not the face NOT THE FACE

[arcanineryu]

yea, thats one of my fav caboose moments.

"turns out cabooses gun didnt have any bullets, it was loaded with crayons! "

[chromegolaith]

LOL didnt anyone else hear that Caboose's gun was loaded with crayons? XD

[hannahbeth921999]

"It aren't that hard!"

[corpor8chic]

REMDIAL KICK ASS!!

[YouGotAnEmail]

LMAO THIS IS A COLONY WE CAME HERE 1ST

[mickadude]

wait now tucker, this migth be a good time to evaluate how these things figth. now hold still... fore sience XD

[monstermaster117]

FOR SCIENCE!!!

[mmakid98]

give tucker money

[BlackDahliaMurder214]

"Hold still...for science"

[Tr2u1ck]

"She had stuff to take care of.. Girl stuff I think"

"Huh, like what"

"Haha I dont know I stopped asking questions at 'girl stuff' "

Best advice in history

[sonicadventuredude]

Tucker had to suffer for science.

[asdfg2560]

now hold still .... for science

[starscreamsgirl989]

hell ya ...REAMIDIAL KICKASS ...HA LOL

[poe547]

lol "turns out cabooses gun was loaded with crayons."

[bookwo2543]

loaded with crayons! lol

[crazypunkjenny]

Stupid Elite LOL hahahahahahahahaa

[UltimateAnimeGamer]

AHHHH!!!! Not in the Face!!!!!!!!

[SCEChaemeleon]

English 101. Remedial kick ass.

[TheLeadStallion]

now hold still for science lol

[horselvr1010]

People learn English all the time, it aren't that hard.

[zverbeten]

lol i think the alien thought tucker stole his sword

[NaturalArbiter]

blarg blarg honk honk

[Freakshow605]

Wow, I wonder, did his team load Caboos's gun with crayons for safety reasons, or did caboose do it because he is retarded and or loves crayons? either way, CABOOSE kicks ass.

[zdante1]

yes yes he does

[adam4malkovich]

lol, it's for science.

[EchoBoomer1987]

"English 101 Kick-ass

1.Tucker (Tuk-r)

2. Money (Mun-e)

3 Give Tucker money"

hahahahaha XD

[juzthefun]

@EchoBoomer1987 #3 lol

[TenthSgtSnipes]

@EchoBoomer1987 it aren't that hard XD

[omimunk]

crunchbite?

[PashedMotatoes]

Caboose's gun was loaded with Crayons? haha, sad.

[CODYO1222]

i wish i was caboose but my friends call me caboose and i act just like him

[CODYO1222]

crunchbite rules!

[DRGMSTR117]

now hold still.....for science

NOT THE FACE! NOT TEH FACE! xD

[CalGoneCrazy]

It would be better to change the title from "Alien" to "Crunchbite"

[violet1197]

lol but do they know that there still on the halo? lol

[MadAidy]

they're american and thier language is....ENGLISH!! FAIL LMAO i'm not making fun of americans or anything but its just funny. just like australians....there language is english as well HAHAHHA :P

[45x45bw]

"people learn english all the time, it arnt that hard"

best joke in the hole episode XD

[dandy269]

I didn't even notice that

[xXspartan125Xx]

@45x45bw dude i say "it arent that hard" all the time because of this

[philip639]

@45x45bw Dude. Learn to spell.

[katay2978]

@45x45bw thats my fav of all time ahahahaha idk why.

[ssj4ryuto]

OH I MEAN MEAN MY NO MT

[ssj4ryuto]

I WISH I WAS TAUGHT MT TUKER

[VASON528]

tucker got his ass beat ,lmao

[HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

tucker:OW GET THIS FUCKING THING OFF ME!

church: haha wait, this could be a good chanse to see how thise things fight, now hold still... for sience

lololol great excuse haha

[BOOSTED04GTI]

and only one that kicks ass and thats the one were teaching...english 101...remediel kick ass

[HAUEhuaheau91]

bow chicka bow wow!!!!!!!!

[32seamus32]

english 101 kick-ass

1. tucker (tuk-r)

2. money ( mon-e)

3.give tucker money

lol

[lazychino2]

LOL ''not the face, not the face!!!'' XD

[ilovefunnyamv2nd]

5 hours later (or something like that) SMASH SMASH SMASH XD

[kyokunnosukebe]

why does every1 in red vs blue say this is for science?

[redsoxworshipr]

"english 101 remedial kick ass" that was funny but not as funny when the alien beats up tucker that was the best

[Angelos966]

LOL 0:54 is the best

[khikun]

hey uh MilesTailsProwerfan9 ,this is a show!!!!!!its supose to be funy,u stupid f**k!!! if u dont like how they try adn make people laugh u should get a lesson in comedy!!!!

[longhairedjuice]

The joke went right over your head.

[MilesTailsProwerfan9]

Why is are so many people angry at me for saying that? I'm sorry if I did anything wrong, it was something I noticed, I was pointing out the obvious. I'm sorry if what I said offended any of you. I love the show, and I knew it was a joke. There was no reason to be mean about it, though. Like for example, longhairedjuice, TheForsaken6, jak235312, hughes7520, and especially khikun. Either way, i'm sorry if what I said offended you. Sorry.

[longhairedjuice]

It makes you look stupid, that's why.

[TheForsaken6]

seriously... it was a joke

[jak235312]

Well we just found our dumbass of the day

[hughes7520]

Here's Your Sign!

[MilesTailsProwerfan9]

Why is are so many people angry at me for saying that? I'm sorry if I did anything wrong, it was something I noticed, I was pointing out the obvious. I'm sorry if what I said offended any of you. I love the show, and I knew it was a joke. There was no reason to be mean about it, though. Like for example, longhairedjuice, TheForsaken6, jak235312, hughes7520, and especially khikun. Either way, i'm sorry if what I said offended you. Sorry.

[bloodhoney360]

"now hold still, for science."

:P

[perpy994]

haha not the face not the face

[MrBlarg101]

owned

[abbiea600]

Tucker (tuk-r)

Money (mun-e)

give tucker money XD

[diamon57]

i like the part when the alien beats tucker up

[odkingmat]

for some strange reason i think thats how tucker gets pregnant XD

[gjhkhhh]

does that tucker has mangina

[gjhkhhh]

"Does that mean tucker has a mangina

[Dart11112]

no when they go on the quest tucker says that he awake every morningwith the alien standing hovering him

[favoritekittykat]

no its not remember when they went on the quest and the alian was standing over tucker in the middle of the night? thats when it happened

[SpartanMaster21]

lol "huh"

[dustwind1989]

english arnt that hard

[1995jordan]

Now hold still... For science...

[paddawan97]

not the face NOT THE  FACE l o l

[believeinphil]

Its a weapon, ask tex.

[musiclover1456]

not the face not the face

[saraiamthe]

"now hold still... for science"

[AK12221]

wharrrrr.???? BLARRRRRHRHHHhH!1!!111!! (i think he saying: ??? GIVE MY SWORD BACK!!!

[JOHNSAVANTPRODUCTION]

Actually it is impregnating him...

[Dragoon8222]

no, he's just beating him. he doesn't get impregnated until they go on the Mission, he does it in the swamp.

[hellbringer96]

English 101

1. Tucker (tuk-r)

2. Money (mun-y)

3. Give tucker money

LMAO

[DigiScottKMSK]

Now hold still, for science.

[BLINDman1501]

hahahahahahaha genius

[UberFlippy]

"Whar? BLARRH!!"

[TRIN3XX]

"People learn english all the time, It aren't that hard."

[Redarrows117]

lol

[stomp58]

I love it when it pounces. haha~

[sucklava]

"Now hold still, for science."

[mattattack154]

tucker

money give tucker money

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[traffik]

"either he really hates that sword or he really hates you"

[Arichat60]

Blaarrrg. Honk honk blarg.

[GtRckStr96]

crayons

[quade06]

lolz crayons! ^.^

[MyGuitarSticks]

"NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE* yea that's what she said, blarg chicka honk honk

[MyGuitarSticks]

lol his bullets are filled with crayons XD "why don't you use that big sword of yours?", AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FUCKING NOTICED IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[ShallowGrave123]

BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!!!

[MyGuitarSticks]

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW, TIMES 2!!!!

[grape7soda]

yeah, it aren't that hard.

[Hawkfrost96]

rofl not the face

[NoerMSK]

HAHA loaded with crayons ^^

[AlucardRenji]

ahhhh what the fuck

[69thcadian]

lol 0:12 1Tucker 2Money 3Give Tucker Money ^^ 5/5

[fallonsky12]

thats true only one kikes ass and that is rushion

[createn54]

people learn english all the time...it aren't that hard

[trefleak05b4]

his bullets r loaded with crayons o.O

[NevM123]

lol English 101

[Tristan2552]

I AIN LITERATE BLARG HONK

[mrdrprofessormatthew]

LOL! English Kicks Ass!