The Milkman - short film based on a true man HD 16MM

[meNtor890]

why do they gotta paint such an ugly picture of men, and dads? "you're gonna get it when your dad gets home" like all dads beat their kids.

[loveballet81]

i dont understand this what so ever :\ can someone please explain?:)

[javelinxd44]

@14:28 person the bike in the distance lol definitely from that time period

[GlasgowEoin2k6]

worst irish accent ive ever heard, how often did he drop it

[NightElfGrenadier]

@GlasgowEoin2k6

no1 ever said he was irish, so how do we know its an irish accent? for all we know, it could be a martian accent.

[GlasgowEoin2k6]

@NightElfGrenadier it was a failed irish accent, you could hear him trying, plus saying stereotypical things like "boyo"? haha. dont defend the undefendable

[13fizzle13]

georgia is kinda shitty

[love44035]

scary

[tomtesticle]

Indonesia?

Fack off. Wot about thailand?

[TheMegurl]

Please, veiw closer on their chewing. Maybe we'll actually get the food ourselves!!! Asshole...

[ravens3468]

the same silly green lamp in EVERY sceen! lol

[WestBoysX2]

omg i got an add at 7:29

[ACoustaDC]

I want to say something constuctive, as I think this is your intent for posting. 1. No hitman puts up with a naggy wife. 2. this is as predictable as anything I have ever seen, i kept waiting for something different and not cliche. 3. There was no sex, no second family, and no explanation for what he did.He needs a gambling addiction or something. 4. his kills were clean and not bloody or dramatic, but rather anticlimactic. I hope this helps ya with future endevours, ya get an A for effort tho.

[NightElfGrenadier]

@ACoustaDC

supposed to be based off a real story. so, i dont think they can just decide he had a second family. plus, what are they gonna do for effects? no everyone has a multi million dollar budget. and the "predictable" and "cliche": once again, true story. they will base on what happened. and maybe he will put up with naggy wife if he loves her. you want blood and sex, go to a movie theater.

[ACoustaDC]

@NightElfGrenadier I am unclear as to why you are commenting, do you have some relation to the OP? My thoughts were well organized and helpful, you are just an internet tuff typer. Please keep you thoughts to yourself. And the Amityville horror was based on a true story and I know kathy lutz personally, so true stories can be over-dramatized too. What is your point with this comment... Were you home schooled? You comment is not relevant at all.

[TheBewleyboy]

who ever played the boss is shit at accents

[mssharp3]

All because his nagging ass wife wanted more money.....

[mssharp3]

He didn't hear that damn kid coming down all those steps?

[mssharp3]

Seems like his bitch of a wife is the one he needs to get rid of....and maybe the daughter too

[JaybayJay]

The Lead Guy, Chris Lohr, he's a good actor.. My cheese rating didn't jump once while watching his scenes. Well, except for the gunshots that weren't up to Hollywood par but I thought it was good. I'm sure it would be better with a bigger budget.

[remboy3000]

"The Milkman" is based on the life of my great grandfather who was a milkman and also a hitman.

That's all I needed to know really

[negritrix]

awesome

[DeltaGunner1]

Aye, the Milkman giveth and the Milkman taketh Away

[TobyDiBiase]

Her glasses went with the door at 9:41

[mcfrdmn]

Nice video clip,but obviously not to everyone's liking.

[bionic2700]

So whats so special about this short that over a million people viewed it? IT SUCKS.

[sanctuaryforthelost]

8:30 thats a bug fucking gun

[Oilerator]

can someone please tell me why this guy kills people???

[BigSock099]

@Oilerator cause he is a hitman, kills for money and for his family

[kors52006]

ok time to make this for theaters

[kors52006]

ok time to make this for theaters

[glowerpower]

This is pretty bad. Better than any movie I've ever made, but still pretty bad. Guy beats a man to death with a wrench that weighs less than his fist? Then leaves it with his finger prints at the scene? WTF?

[coolgurl739]

@glowerpower it doesn;t matter, it still happened.. based on a true story, so obviously its realistic if it happened in reality...duh

[spartenbeny]

I guess he delivered a lot of...

*Puts on sunglasses*

Sour milk!

AWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[SIurm]

tim tebows dad

[ZeTaCk1]

I'm surprise 1,161, 572 watched this video.........

[Semideus2006]

Got Milk?

[DuranEndure]

Milk Man: Georgia take care of your brother

Georgia:But you gave him the gun....

[enchance90]

The music sometimes didn't flow with the movie, but other that it was alright film.

[LadyKay9190]

why is this so long?

[benmcginnes]

Did anyone else spot the crew member in the shot about 7 minutes in? It was just before he gives a victim's kid a cigar.

[YoCzechYourself]

@benmcginnes That was the kids shadow...

[elainarusso]

that a horrable irish accent

[Alan123123123]

I don't get this plot at all

[TheKFCluver]

Lol, perfect timing for a commercial

[grootgirl7]

...does this use some of the same music and sound effects as Salad Fingers?

[AnagramOfBen]

I'd be happy to be lactose-intolerant.

[AnagramOfBen]

What a tiny hammer!

[1992andii]

He probably gave the gun to the little kid because it is meant to be in 1950's and in that time it was considered men should take care of the family a bit sexist really bit that was how it was at that time.

[Onxey]

I enjoyed the film :)

[007kilmer]

this is just awfully acted

[fayla72]

Well, that was lame.

[wsbill14224]

Will I bring you milk and maybe some orange juice, or will I cave your head in?

[karlene8089]

i got lost

[Nella333]

@1:34 "aren't you good at anything?" there goes his self esteem

[lola19871000]

He was killing people without a drop of blood on his white outfit???????

he gave the gun to a child to protect them??? why didn't he just give it to the mom???

WEIRD!!!

[ClantonBrothers]

That was fucking retarded, but the mom was hot.

[KwisatzHaderach13]

Too long, didn't watch. This is retarded.

[okan931]

I don't knw but i started clapping after the video.

[fearlessfreakarc]

Awesome short film, well done

[Supersmart0525]

Also, how did they not see him in the car at the end?

[Supersmart0525]

Would someone please explain why he gave his son, a very small child, the gun that he used to commit all those murders, which is the same gun that he and his wife got mad at his son for finding?

[eyepatchentertainmen]

Hi to the 10,000 people a day watching from Indonesia. 

[dujon]

@eyepatchentertainmen They must like milk.... bloody milk

[Icegodthehero2008]

wasted 15 minutes of my life even tho this was gud

[Cristinact]

No blood when the clubbing occurred

[Cristinact]

Never marry a milkman!

[lndmgamerZ]

this was amazing haha

[TheScarywhale]

and his DNA is all over the door 04:30, all over the murder spanner 07:00, all over the cigar he gives the child 07:47 and wipes it all over the teddy-bear 07:55 ....smart moves, u will never get caught

[Ultrafou]

@TheScarywhale No DNA test in those times.

[GillardSci]

@TheScarywhale In 1952, they were lucky to get good fingerprints...DNA testing wasn't really likely...

[Agomongo1235]

mor vids like this except make it like 30 min so we can rlly kno the charaters

[113mrmuffin]

I WAS THE 4,000TH LIKE!

[edchaves]

I did not like because it says the action happens in 1952 and the funeral chevy is a 57 model.

[EvilLamas]

Who in their right mind gives a gun to a 8yr old boy...

I'd have given it to his mother!

[evilceel]

i really dilike the fat guy who keeps stuffing his face which i guess i what they where going for so bravo

[pandamanprod]

Nice work - Make sure to get someone Rocking a solid shotgun mike

[Thorndac]

Too short too explore the character properly.

[louisesatch]

im confused.

[lard2069]

Good tip from this film, if you are going to bludgeon people to death and there is likely to be blood flying everywhere wear something that doesn't show the blood such as; white trousers, white shirt and a white hat!

[bearss23]

not a violin case. really not.

[patrickbohannon]

would be funny if he got hit by a milk truck at 14:43

[MCcoconutgamer]

i really liked it

[NB5BHVL]

Will he take care of mother in laws ?

[AmericasianKid1]

16:22



[declangfan101]

i don't get this story! can someone pls explain nicely?

[purplecracka]

Best 30 minutes of my life!

[The1stOMFG]

that man eats pizza disgustingly.

[Flugabwehrkanone]

@The1stOMFG How so? He eats with his mouth open but in such a way that no food is visible.

[The1stOMFG]

@Flugabwehrkanone I don't think it's the food being visible while chewing that disgusts me, but the sound made by the chewed pizza and the over-exaggerated movement of his jaw that gets to me.

It's just things like that, that really gets under my skin. d:

[Flugabwehrkanone]

@The1stOMFG I can see your point with the jaw thing, but the chewing sounds actually make me hungry enough to order a pizza, LOL. We all have our dislikes, I guess.

[BiboDL]

3:21 - I don't always deliver milk.. but when I do.. someone dies.

[eyepatchentertainmen]

@BiboDL I think this is the best comment ever posted on this film.

[vanas313]

okay so my question is why did he leave his family...

[jinggo78]

I guess he did play the violin again.

[parsner]

I really gave this film a chance, but God it sucked so badly... How could this get nominated for anything?!

[Biolethalx]

lol person on the stairs in the background at 6:49

[SWAGassNIGGA]

are you a dexter fan?

[VileSpiritX]

What. The. Fuck.

[Ashbudash360]

First i watched the milkman commercial then ended up here

[MarshmallowAwesome]

I am not going to lie... I thought that this would relate to David Firth's "Milkman."

[JohanOlsson]

sick bastard =(

[0yaoifan0]

you are one clever bastard.

first i was watching some "banned commerical" and next thing i know i'm here.

[josho1400]

@0yaoifan0 that was the same thing i was doing

[MultipleS2002]

who else is here because of that "Milkman commercial?"

[Supersmart0525]

@MultipleS2002 Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sgmhproductions]

@MultipleS2002 -me lol!

[luvmarz28]

@MultipleS2002 im here cuz of it i didnt get it and this was here so i watched 5 minutes and got bored haha!!! sorry if u think im weird but i have better things to do!

[speedbmp]

::picks random card from Rolodex:: "Here, go to this random address. Your guy will somehow be there." LOL

[Shadoweprinz]

whyd he leave his family?

[Zretar]

4:17 Worst killer ever, he was still breathing and the gun was easily visible after, plus its a gun, USE BULLETS OR A BAT

[WesElement]

I sub'd on my Clan's acct xD so now I'm using MY acct to sub :P That's two subs in a min

[CodyC23PSN]

The dude that has the Rocky lip, is the principle from Mad World

[youngbloody567]

this was pretty legit as fuck

[luiselloco305]

cool story bro

[wondermonkey98]

i cant believe i just wasted 10 min watching a story of some guys grandfather

[cdnbrowngirl]

first youtube video I saw that was this long and yet interesting

[CruelHearts63]

This still doesn't explain that girl in the thumbnail.

[Hankercheifsaur]

how the fuck can he be crunching on pizza that loud

[Epicfail90001]

lolwut?

[codnminecraft9]

this was epic...

[H4V0K1407]

The Milkman's story was later continued in Reservoir Dogs...

[toucanboy888]

Is that little boy your grandpa?

[ware76mm]

love it <3

[perspektyvustoks]

12:49 - Rims from the future ;D

[IWTBFOY]

I sub you because of this movie. In my opinion, it was kinda cliche when the little boy walk out when he saw his dad die, and theffect weren't as good as say Freddie W. However I like your cinematography and your camera movement, but the color grading didn't feel right. What I love the best about this movie is the soundtrack cause. Overall purty good. I also watch your eating puke video before this, it make me lol

[Bobbyshew0825]

Uhm...this was amazing.....subbed! :)

[Akira14441]

violin case? i think thats a guitar case!

[Akira14441]

there is someone by the stairs at 6:54

[dannyo009]

and all of this could have been avoided if his wife wasnt such a greedy bitch

[jeremie4159]

why i randomly got an add at 7:09 lol..

[RoboticRebel]

is this actually a true story :O

[StandingStillFilms]

0:01 click me to skip add

[TheTacosAreCold]

I'm totally subbing now.

[eyepatchentertainmen]

@TheTacosAreCold Favorite comment I got today :D

[dialup619]

@eyepatchentertainmen it was a great vid but i didnt get all of it. please may you explain to me what happpened. and is this really a true story

[MizukiYamaguchi]

lol i love it!

[3DISEASE]

hes beating him with a dildo!

[gmann1695]

What?!! AT least drunk driving on you tube have better endings.

[mackmartin32]

how did banned commercials bring me here?

[Keekenox2]

well done!



[maybeebabe]

i want pizza after seeing that guy eating pizza thums up if your hungry for pizza

[MinecraftSkeith1]

So this movie is about a man working as a milkman but cant support his family, so have gets a new job, killing people, to support them and in the end gave his family the money and leaves?

[Flugabwehrkanone]

@MinecraftSkeith1 The father is a retired hitman working as a milkman to support his family with a less dangerous job. He gets back into the business temporarily to earn enough money to move them out of town so he could appease his bitchy wife. Of course, things don't always go according to plan.

[HerrBrewer]

So this movie is about a man who leaves his family?

[okan931]

(clap clap clap clap clap clap)

[marcuserektus]

There was a Crafton dairy in my town...don't think there were any hit men though. Why was his truck labeled "Tom" when his name was Homer?

[FineHawaiianArt]

he should have given the gun to the oldest child nevermind she's a girl girls can shoot just as fine as boys can.

[eyepatchentertainmen]

@FineHawaiianArt If you knew my grandma, you would change your mind.

[XLB1987]

girls are fine..... Some people are too retarded or never handle weapons

[Adestructionproduct]

@FineHawaiianArt because he would be the man of the house, derpa derpa

[BarrysBit]

sorry but....this clown boss eating the pizza is annoying and OVER-acting. Just saying...

[AnimeSergeant1]

YOU'RE KIDDING!!! AD IN THE MIDDLE!!!!!!!

[boothhtoob]

Same diner as in Hulu's "Booth at the End" ? I think so...

[iKilledBambisMother]

3:27 didn't his parents teach him how to eat like a human or was he raised by apes?

[tinrac]

Lol at the ending...good grief. Oh well, wan`t soooo bad.

[113mac113]

OMG A AD CAME ON AT THE GOOD PART

[crownedkitty67]

???

[ladyg0726]

This film wasn't short enough. Like non existent would have been the right length.

[mctravish107]

I would kill for a slice of that pizza!

[Flamo353]

The mom and the daughter are fuck nuts..

[gmanpeterson381]

......next movie will be about a garbage man.....the silent....but stinky killer

[AlphaFoxtrot32]

@gmanpeterson381 if hes stinking you could smell him coming

[apledex]

@gmanpeterson381 you've just described a fart

[kckinsmcg]

@gmanpeterson381 Ninja fart? Lol

[FudgeNuggets2009]

DA....FUCK...

[ArtyFishL]

WTF was this?????

[fritzlee013]

Omg. I have the same lamp at 1:22 I'm gonna be poor forever D':

[kungfukid98]

938 people got killed by the milkman

[OldProtege]

he killed all those people for maybe 2 grand that was in the pages of the bible hahaha... man his family has to be very well off lmao

[Jaesango]

@OldProtege

actually, if you look, those are thousand dollar bills (lol)