I live in a box on Hobbo Alley, and You Got F**ked By Life Street. Tomorrow, my box will get stolen by a gang of female Maplestory crack heads living on BullSh** Excuse for $100 Avenue (genuine box with novelty ass print). I need exactly $100 on a prepaid Visa to buy cocaine, an NX card, and a dildo to meet their deal for my box. I need the money by yesterday or I'm f*cked (yeah, I didn't go to school so I don't know how to read a calender, but miraculously know how to write perfect English).
I've never been really good at telling stories. I'm gonna try anyways though. I'll give it my all, I promise!. But you need to make sure to read the whole thing. Giving up part of the way will ruin the point of this story. I'll never disappoint anyone with this story. It's gonna make everyone smile. I let it get to my head sometimes though when I write this story. For you though, I wont let that happen. Getting down to the point of the story though. Read the second word of each sentence.
Speaking of ghetto, there is a hobo who lives in Montreal; he used to be a famous boxer, but got addicted to crack, and fell off the radar. Now, if you ever see good ol'Hollywood, prepare to be mugged, by a banana... Try and support him if you can, and he should not be violent, but I haven't seen him in over 4 years. But if you ever get mugged at banana point, just tell a good joke, leave a few bucks, and be on your marry way, having met a legend.
Well, the other day i was walking down the street. I saw an a guy dressed in an ape costume. He was promoting that new movie. So i went to my local grocery store and bought a banana. I went back to the ape and shoved it in the face and told him u will never get it. He started running after me. I ate the banana. Dropped the peel and turned around to see the ape fall flat on his face. That was the funniest thing and best day every for me.
why do men who are married gain weight than men who are not married the man who isint goes to the frige sees nothing and goes to bed and the one that is married goes to bed sees nothing and goes to the frige
A man went hunting and killed 3 ducks,a forester came by and took one of the duck and smelled its ass,he said:This is from Ontario do you have a license?The guy then show him his license.The forester took another duck smell its ass and said this one is from QC do you have a license? The guy showed him his license. The forester smelled the last duck and said this one is from Yukon do you have license?Same deal he had it.The forester ask him where he was fromThe guy bent over and said you know it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like you, belong in the zoo, don't be mad, i'll be there to, not in the cage, but laughing at you. :D Hopefully I got a good laugh outta you. Please choose me $100 may seem nothing to you, but sure seems a lot for a kid like me. Okay, cya then. Hey also, you know what happen to the mexican that went to college? Yeah... neither did I. :)
Whats the difference between a bench and a mexican. A bench can support a family.
There are 3 guys: Dick, Bob and Harry, They went to this magic cliff were when you jump off you wish what you want and land in it. Dick goes first, he says jello and lands and jello,Next is Harry He says whip cream and lands in it, Last you got bob he isn't vary smart so as he jumps off he says Harry, Dick where are you.. And so he lands in a harry dick.. The end Also if you pick me to give it toiwilgivu5000subs
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Part 1 a black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, Had him circumcised.
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Boy: Can I get a kiss? Girl: No Boy: Wait I don't think you heard me right? Girl: Yes I did. Boy: What did I say then? ...Girl: Can I get a kiss? Boy: You certainly may.
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice. Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter. Son: Then ok Dad goes 2 Bill Gates Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Then ok Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.. Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank. President:No! Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates. President:Then ok! This is BUSINESS.
no pen = no notes. no notes = no study. no study = fail. fail = no diploma. no diploma = no work. no work = no money. no money = no food. no food = skinny. skinny = ugly. ugly = no love. no love = no marriage. no marriage = no children.no children = alone. alone = depression. depression = sickness. sickness = death................. LESSON : don't lose your pen, you'll die
Greatness is earned. Is that all you think about? Very disappointing, young one. Each and every one of you... May I recommend the chowder? Every fuckin' time... Through the doorway! Hail to the king! Elix. 'nuff said lolololol Carrots improve eyesight. All of your NX belong to me! Really, nexon? Duh... TOTALLY NOT A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE
A little girl named suzy fell asleep in bible class.. the teacher asks suzy " what did eve say to adam after she had her 20th child?" but suzy wasnt awake so billy ( the kid sitting behind) her poked her with a pen over and over again until she woke up! then suzy woke up and said IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF!! The teacher fainted...
i would really love to have the 100 dollors because im haveing family problems and we could be lossing the house and heres a joke Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop! heres another one Q: What is black, purple,and yellow?
A: A black person goin to church heres one more:))Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.HAHA well i hope u pick me i would love the 100$ and i really need subscribers
Chef asked the potatoes,"why is everything..." STOP MAsHiiN POTATOEs u DooFUS!" so the chef mashed the potatoes and ate them. After all this, the chef said," u guys have to live with it u know this is what I do! Beat eggs, whip cream and mash potatoes." THE END (get it?? Beat eggs, whip cream and mash potatoes?)
One day, a chef walked into his kitchen. Everything is still... So the chef asked the egg,"why is everything so still?" the egg replied,"because they hate u, u harm them, I hate u too because u beat eggs." So the chef beat the egg, killed him, and ate him."YUM!" The chef went on and asked the cream,"why is everything so quite?" the cream replied,"because u killed my best friend I hate u because u whip cream." so the chef whipped the cream and killed him, add him on bread and ate him. Then the c
Okay so i went up to this girl in my class and i say "wanna hear a joke about my dick? oh wait nvm its to long..." and she goes up to me and says "wanna hear a joke about my pussy? You'll never get it!".....I just got troll owned
"One day I was walking across the Golden Gate Bridge and a family of Asian people were taking pictures. I offered to help by saying "I take picture for you?". After taking the picture, one of the family members said: "Thanks asshole" in perfect English."
One Day there was a husband and a wife trying to put a password for their son's computer. While the husband went to the bathroom the wife put as the password : Myhusbandsdick. But then the computer said , error not long enough :D
So a exchanged foreign student passed by in a America right?. Well he needed to pick up some things, so he went to the harbor store. Once he arrived he asked the guy, can I have a 'fucket please! The guy was confused.. 'fucket?' 'You know the thing that holds water?' 'Oh yes, a bucket, sure!' After he was done, he went to go to the dollar store. 'Hello, can I buy some bum please!' 'Bum?' 'You know the thing that gives you good taste? 'Oh yes! 'Gum!' He received his gum. Once he was with that.
He wen't to the pet store! 'Hello, can I get a cock and spank it please!' 'A cock and spaniel? Excuse me?...' 'You know the dog you love and care for?' 'Oh! A coc and spaniel, sure!' He revived his coc and spaniel, after wards he walked out of the store and his coc and spaniel ran away, quickly he went to the woman and said. 'Hey old lady! Can you hold my bum and fucket while i chase my cock and spank it?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away o.o OwutDUH :P Woot. 100$ FOH ME BIC BOI. LIKA SOMBODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE
There is a blonde, a brunette, and a red head stuck on an island that is 100 km from main land.In an attempt to get to safety, the red head tries to swim. She swam about 50 km in, and drowned.The brunette was next. She swam about 80 km, and drowned
The blonde tried next. She swam 99 km, got tired, and swam back to the island.
I was also at my cousins house with his friend over and we ate a crap load of food. so we played guitar hero all night. So its about 4 am and his friend has to make a major load. so he takes the load and he has diarrhea. Lol my cousin was out of toilet paper in the whole house. None of it. So he comes out of the bathroom with his hands on his peinis and shit on his ass lol. while were rofling it dripps on the floor and he goes home. Running out of characters read along
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck wood as long as he could unless the woodchuck chucked all the woodchucks wood and could no longer chuck wood. (:
@KnowledgeCA yooo your the best and should let me win :D Once there was a guy named Knownledege who played combat arms. He was the BEST player ever into he meet this lady. This lady had him stop playing and he lost his skills. THEN CAME KILLERZ4453 TO SAVE HIM AND MAKE HIM BECOME PRO!!! :D.
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's seperation. In this kind of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
there's these 3 guys on a sinking boat near one big sharks and one small one. An Asian guy, white guy, and a black guy. The Asian guy jump off the boat to swim to an island and he gets eaten by the shark. the white guy does the same and get eaten. The black guy does it and he makes it. The small shark ask the big one why didnt you get him. Big shark"Cause i don't eat shit"
once upon a time i gifted u a cookie and i sent u a gift basket with a bunch of brownies and a cup cake which i made from scrach. and mailed of to u threw skype :P :D and i need my cookie back but u allreday eat so i need my $10000000000000
which i spent in those brownies, cup cake, and cookie :D
Two China people name Daivd and Amy Where moveing to America and where looking for some where to leave in that time they rented hotel
when they got to hotel they ask waiter for sheet and waiter didnt hear right he thoung they said shit so waiter like dont shit on bed you sleep there
he another joke
two people where for laugh that had were from another country didnt speak to good english where they got there one of they drop fork so ask waiter for another and for another fork
Ayoo, let me freestyle this right quick ;) There was this kid named Brandon That wants to get into college Who once tried to abandon His alias named Knowledge He ran into some issues After showing his booty Some people needed tissues But editing videos is his duty. He's a CA wiz That spits fire and crack Only thing left to say is KNOWLEDGE IS BACK jajaja I KNOW IM HORRIBLE but this took my like a half hour to think of!!! hope you somewhat enjoyed it knowledge <3
A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."
I'll tell you a story brandon cuz im bored as shit, idk if its funny but idgaf
one time i was at my cousins house when he was extremely sick and had diarrhea. he told me he was taking a dump when all of a sudden he really had to throw up so he turned around and threw up in the toilet, but his vomit was so strong that the force of it caused the diarrhea to rebound into his face. i didnt see this happen, but i saw the diarrhea on his face. hilarious, felt sorry for him though
justin is gay
andoy98 1 week ago
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm bad at poetry
I need to go to bed.
IdaCooki3Monst3r 3 months ago
Stewie:MOMMY MOMY MOMMY MAMAMA MOM MOM MOMMIE MOM MOM MOM LOUISE LOUISE LOUISE MAMA MAMAMAMA
Louise: WHAT?!
Stewie: Hi! hee hee
kenny52898 4 months ago
Sorry, had to buy some porn with this visa -.-
sweeta10 4 months ago
Greatest place you'll ever come across to acquire prepaid visa cards: Prepaid-Visa.Co.Cc
Lillian1Beach1309 4 months ago
Looks good even in 240!
XtremeKIllCa 5 months ago
My name.
iPoopRedCA 5 months ago
100 bucks worth of sluts..
CmbatArmsPrelude 5 months ago
Haha sorry forgot to like it haha can I Winn plz
Jose1998mendoza 6 months ago
Hahaha ur cool not jk u should be my friend haha u should but don't know u haha
Jose1998mendoza 6 months ago
who won
DubbleNutBuster 6 months ago
who won
Pokents 6 months ago
and than my face was like ლ(ಠ益ಠლ
TeamTurtlePower 6 months ago
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TeamTurtlePower 6 months ago
I live in a box on Hobbo Alley, and You Got F**ked By Life Street. Tomorrow, my box will get stolen by a gang of female Maplestory crack heads living on BullSh** Excuse for $100 Avenue (genuine box with novelty ass print). I need exactly $100 on a prepaid Visa to buy cocaine, an NX card, and a dildo to meet their deal for my box. I need the money by yesterday or I'm f*cked (yeah, I didn't go to school so I don't know how to read a calender, but miraculously know how to write perfect English).
SupaLock 6 months ago
I want to win
kevinrocks34 6 months ago
Marusinae 6 months ago
I don't know any dealers that accept credit. XD
Speaking of ghetto, there is a hobo who lives in Montreal; he used to be a famous boxer, but got addicted to crack, and fell off the radar. Now, if you ever see good ol'Hollywood, prepare to be mugged, by a banana... Try and support him if you can, and he should not be violent, but I haven't seen him in over 4 years. But if you ever get mugged at banana point, just tell a good joke, leave a few bucks, and be on your marry way, having met a legend.
loboling 6 months ago
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Marusinae 6 months ago
Well, the other day i was walking down the street. I saw an a guy dressed in an ape costume. He was promoting that new movie. So i went to my local grocery store and bought a banana. I went back to the ape and shoved it in the face and told him u will never get it. He started running after me. I ate the banana. Dropped the peel and turned around to see the ape fall flat on his face. That was the funniest thing and best day every for me.
PivotMasterD2 6 months ago
YOUR FACE GOD DAMNIT!
coolooj 6 months ago
Diphallia is a condition in which a male is born with two penises.
Baxter: I wish I had diphallia. Triphallia is a bitch.
deathcon507 6 months ago
This is not a video.
7hrjpidocil 6 months ago
-Insert funny comment here-
Ibleedketchup 6 months ago
Roses are red, facebook is blue. No mutual friends, who the fuck are you?
InTenSiTyKiLLeDYou 6 months ago
I start school August 15. Is that funny enough?
Why are pornstars stupid? They don't have enough Knowledge.
ha...
fizzyca 7 months ago
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chachifan123 7 months ago
why do men who are married gain weight than men who are not married the man who isint goes to the frige sees nothing and goes to bed and the one that is married goes to bed sees nothing and goes to the frige
44poopper 7 months ago
potatoes have skin, i have skin, therefore i am a potato .
StupidAran 7 months ago
A chinese couple had a Retarded baby so they named him.....SUM TING WONG...
Pokents 7 months ago
A blonde texts her bf saying "what does IDK stand for", He texts back "i don't know" She replies "OMG nobody does!"
Pokents 7 months ago
A man went hunting and killed 3 ducks,a forester came by and took one of the duck and smelled its ass,he said:This is from Ontario do you have a license?The guy then show him his license.The forester took another duck smell its ass and said this one is from QC do you have a license? The guy showed him his license. The forester smelled the last duck and said this one is from Yukon do you have license?Same deal he had it.The forester ask him where he was fromThe guy bent over and said you know it.
USoundMad 7 months ago
AGpwns 7 months ago
( . )Y( . ) <-----
StupidAran 7 months ago
Oh Shit.. 100$ .. thats like.. 100$ .. *MASH KEYBOARD AND TYPE SOMETHING WITTY* .. Fuck.. I Lost .. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ... fucking flipped that table, some bullshit !
0bliviousX 7 months ago
Fat chix.
More pushion for the cushion.
More ounce for the pounce
More rubber for the Flubber
Because she keeps you warm in the winter and gives you shade in the summer
Because scientifically long distance relationships seem much closer.
My Original Fat chix Jokes. =)
Tmacbryant 7 months ago
Cowboy buttsecks .. :D
KevinisSmexy2 7 months ago
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs..Eww
3ricKCA 7 months ago
Sex.
OneShotClan 7 months ago
What is an aboriginal with a green afro? A TREE.
0wnedson 7 months ago
I love you. That is all. YOU CHOOSE ME AND I CHOOSE YOU... POKEEEEEMONNN GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! <3 Knowledge FTW!
o0Guns0o 7 months ago
Whats the difference between a bench and a mexican. A bench can support a family.
There are 3 guys: Dick, Bob and Harry, They went to this magic cliff were when you jump off you wish what you want and land in it. Dick goes first, he says jello and lands and jello,Next is Harry He says whip cream and lands in it, Last you got bob he isn't vary smart so as he jumps off he says Harry, Dick where are you.. And so he lands in a harry dick.. The end Also if you pick me to give it toiwilgivu5000subs
lampduffday72 7 months ago
Part 2
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
xPopTarT424 7 months ago
Part 1 a black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
xPopTarT424 7 months ago
PART 2
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, Had him circumcised.
xPopTarT424 7 months ago
PART 1
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
xPopTarT424 7 months ago
4 ppl's didn.. aff fuck this, this isn't funny...
TheNemexisProduction 7 months ago
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chachifan123 7 months ago
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chachifan123 7 months ago
Dr: Do exercise daily for good health
Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
Dr: how long do you play?
...
Boy : until the battery in my mobile dies down. =D
Pokents 7 months ago
Boy: Can I get a kiss? Girl: No Boy: Wait I don't think you heard me right? Girl: Yes I did. Boy: What did I say then? ...Girl: Can I get a kiss? Boy: You certainly may.
Pokents 7 months ago
sorry if im spammng i really wanna win liek srs i badly wanna win
Pokents 7 months ago
Pokents 7 months ago
MAN : WHAT IS A MILLION YEARS TO U
GOD : ONLY A SECOND
MAN : WHAT IS A MILLION DOLLARS TO U
GOD : A COIN
MAN : OK GIVE ME A COIN
GOD : WAIT A SECOND
Pokents 7 months ago
Britney, Angelina joly and Nicole kidman on a train
Britney: i want to marry a policeman
angelina: i want to marry a chinese man
nicole:i want to marry a footballer
behind them was a guy listening to them....then he came in front of them and said...helloo Im lieutenant Chiang Biang known as Ronaldino
Pokents 7 months ago
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Pokents 7 months ago
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no pen = no notes. no notes = no study. no study = fail. fail = no diploma. no diploma = no work. no work = no money. no money = no food. no food = skinny. skinny = ugly. ugly = no love. no love = no marriage. no marriage = no children.no children = alone. alone = depression. depression = sickness. sickness = death................. LESSON : don't lose your pen, you'll die
Pokents 7 months ago
Ten Dumb Facts You Should Know:
1.Notice reading the comment.
3.see that i skipped two. 4.you look and see.
5.you laugh.
7.you noticed i skipped six.8. you look and laugh.
9.you look if i skipped nine. 10.you see that i didnt miss nine.
11.you laugh.
12.You notice you read 12 dumb facts instead of 10.
ChillPillCA 7 months ago
Take the first letter of each sentence.
iOnyxCA 7 months ago
iOnyxCA 7 months ago
Why are all these jokes racist.... FUCKING RACISM AINT COOL MAN!
improvisingment 7 months ago
A little girl named suzy fell asleep in bible class.. the teacher asks suzy " what did eve say to adam after she had her 20th child?" but suzy wasnt awake so billy ( the kid sitting behind) her poked her with a pen over and over again until she woke up! then suzy woke up and said IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF!! The teacher fainted...
justlikebros101 7 months ago
Here's a poem for you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
Aaronboy25 7 months ago
i would really love to have the 100 dollors because im haveing family problems and we could be lossing the house and heres a joke Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop! heres another one Q: What is black, purple,and yellow?
A: A black person goin to church heres one more:))Q: What do you call 4 black guys in a car?
A: Tinted windows.HAHA well i hope u pick me i would love the 100$ and i really need subscribers
DubbleNutBuster 7 months ago
Why is a blackguy scared of motorcycles? Cuz when it comes on it says runnnnn niggganigggaa runnn
Ajaydavegun11432 7 months ago
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
lcacaful 7 months ago
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Why do white people go to black people's garage sales?
To get their stuff back.
lcacaful 7 months ago
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lcacaful 7 months ago
Chef asked the potatoes,"why is everything..." STOP MAsHiiN POTATOEs u DooFUS!" so the chef mashed the potatoes and ate them. After all this, the chef said," u guys have to live with it u know this is what I do! Beat eggs, whip cream and mash potatoes." THE END (get it?? Beat eggs, whip cream and mash potatoes?)
Aventador123 7 months ago
One day, a chef walked into his kitchen. Everything is still... So the chef asked the egg,"why is everything so still?" the egg replied,"because they hate u, u harm them, I hate u too because u beat eggs." So the chef beat the egg, killed him, and ate him."YUM!" The chef went on and asked the cream,"why is everything so quite?" the cream replied,"because u killed my best friend I hate u because u whip cream." so the chef whipped the cream and killed him, add him on bread and ate him. Then the c
Aventador123 7 months ago
Okay so i went up to this girl in my class and i say "wanna hear a joke about my dick? oh wait nvm its to long..." and she goes up to me and says "wanna hear a joke about my pussy? You'll never get it!".....I just got troll owned
holycow986 7 months ago
"One day I was walking across the Golden Gate Bridge and a family of Asian people were taking pictures. I offered to help by saying "I take picture for you?". After taking the picture, one of the family members said: "Thanks asshole" in perfect English."
Not mine, but still pretty funny.
PotentialFreedom 7 months ago
One Day there was a husband and a wife trying to put a password for their son's computer. While the husband went to the bathroom the wife put as the password : Myhusbandsdick. But then the computer said , error not long enough :D
XNIGHTMAREX100 7 months ago
So a exchanged foreign student passed by in a America right?. Well he needed to pick up some things, so he went to the harbor store. Once he arrived he asked the guy, can I have a 'fucket please! The guy was confused.. 'fucket?' 'You know the thing that holds water?' 'Oh yes, a bucket, sure!' After he was done, he went to go to the dollar store. 'Hello, can I buy some bum please!' 'Bum?' 'You know the thing that gives you good taste? 'Oh yes! 'Gum!' He received his gum. Once he was with that.
Nuhoss 7 months ago
He wen't to the pet store! 'Hello, can I get a cock and spank it please!' 'A cock and spaniel? Excuse me?...' 'You know the dog you love and care for?' 'Oh! A coc and spaniel, sure!' He revived his coc and spaniel, after wards he walked out of the store and his coc and spaniel ran away, quickly he went to the woman and said. 'Hey old lady! Can you hold my bum and fucket while i chase my cock and spank it?
Nuhoss 7 months ago
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Nuhoss 7 months ago
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Nuhoss 7 months ago
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
mr69it 7 months ago
Added, subscribed, liked, and favorited. :D here's my funny storry its a long one
Charlie knocked on his parents' door, and entered
He entered to see them having sex.
Charlie looked at his father and screamed
His father tried searching for him
He couldn't find Charlie anywhere
Charlie's father went into his mother's room and saw Charlie in there
He was fucking her up the ass
Charlie said "Not so funny when I'm giving it to your mom up the ass now is it?"
DracobreakerCA 7 months ago
Heres a racist joke. Ok so you wanna know why black people are good at basketball? Because they are good at shooting, stealing, and running.
horang106 7 months ago 2
Here what something always funny but it's better in voice but on comment, I don't think. KALIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
eRemiXCA 7 months ago
A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away o.o OwutDUH :P Woot. 100$ FOH ME BIC BOI. LIKA SOMBODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE
DigitalityCA 7 months ago
you want to hear a joke? combat arms hackshield
ninalexy8 7 months ago
I FUCKING LOVE KNOWLEDGE CA!
0Kieman0 7 months ago
bananas
Johnrichardsjazz 7 months ago
Wallbang. LOOOOOOOOOOOL
I was laughing so hard I attempted to dare my friend and he got knifed LOL
DaNoodleBoy 7 months ago
The dislike button is like lady gagas penis ..... small, useless and normally not there :D
Ep11cF4iiL 7 months ago
:D one time i was reading something and...
there was a girl that she hates her life and she want to die from the 1st floor
and a boy saw her and he told her kill your self with a gun not from the first floor then she told him are you crazy you want me to die? :D :D :D
IraQTHeBesT1 7 months ago
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Pokents 7 months ago
There is a blonde, a brunette, and a red head stuck on an island that is 100 km from main land.In an attempt to get to safety, the red head tries to swim. She swam about 50 km in, and drowned.The brunette was next. She swam about 80 km, and drowned
The blonde tried next. She swam 99 km, got tired, and swam back to the island.
Pokents 7 months ago
25k Nx = $25
Steam Game = $9.99
1 Week Subscription to PornHub = $7
a Pack of cheap bubble gum at the local dollar tree = $1
2 pills of Oxycotten (10 Grams Each) from "Old Man on Play ground" $6
Some guy's Drug addict, Cancer infected, Toothless alcoholic Homeless, mother with a sexy beard and a giant blue waffle = 00.97$
And having 4 cents left in my 100$ PrePaid Visa Card to admire how dumb i am with money that i won thanks to knowledgeCA = Priceless. ♥ \m/(^.^)\m/ ♥
Frozekill3rCA 7 months ago
gimme dat
RNBALLSTAR 7 months ago
Ok a funny story.
I was also at my cousins house with his friend over and we ate a crap load of food. so we played guitar hero all night. So its about 4 am and his friend has to make a major load. so he takes the load and he has diarrhea. Lol my cousin was out of toilet paper in the whole house. None of it. So he comes out of the bathroom with his hands on his peinis and shit on his ass lol. while were rofling it dripps on the floor and he goes home. Running out of characters read along
ParzadkaCinema 7 months ago
@ParzadkaCinema and then we notice a crap stain on my cousins brother so we rofl again lol.
ParzadkaCinema 7 months ago
PLZ GIMMME OR ILL HEADSHOT U
Randabamba 7 months ago
Ill buy some NegroHegro pills and some HegroNegro cookies. Last but not least the HegroNiQQa NX.
Kill4redemptioN 7 months ago
poooooop
ParzadkaCinema 7 months ago
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck wood as long as he could unless the woodchuck chucked all the woodchucks wood and could no longer chuck wood. (:
Draliant18 7 months ago
Did you hear about that awsome combat arms player named -knowledge
iBossity 7 months ago
@KnowledgeCA yooo your the best and should let me win :D Once there was a guy named Knownledege who played combat arms. He was the BEST player ever into he meet this lady. This lady had him stop playing and he lost his skills. THEN CAME KILLERZ4453 TO SAVE HIM AND MAKE HIM BECOME PRO!!! :D.
killerZ4453 7 months ago
You ritch white boy. Always giving stuff away
NathanandNathanco 7 months ago
THE LONGS DRUGS NEXT TO TACO BELL AND TAPIOCA EXPRESS?????
JaymeeCombat2G 7 months ago
One time there was this girl named Rebecca Black. She didn't know which seat to take even though there was only one. The end.
Ign:ipwn312312
OMG12336 7 months ago
I am NOT a virgin! Don't believe me? Justin Bieber video taped it!
yoiitzmo 7 months ago
Does brandon still play?
Danny1994CA 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's seperation. In this kind of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
naruto1993963 7 months ago
I want to win this time!iluvu (no homo)
Ajaydavegun11432 7 months ago
Once upon a time, there was a guy and a girl. He fall down, she fall down, they have da sex and end of story.
DHoanggg 7 months ago
Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML
<3 Brandon.
XtremeKIllCa 7 months ago
Man asks my GF: Hey what do they in movies after they kiss.
My GF: Well.....(wonts ay name) They do, its called porn.
Me: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
xXironarXx 7 months ago
there's these 3 guys on a sinking boat near one big sharks and one small one. An Asian guy, white guy, and a black guy. The Asian guy jump off the boat to swim to an island and he gets eaten by the shark. the white guy does the same and get eaten. The black guy does it and he makes it. The small shark ask the big one why didnt you get him. Big shark"Cause i don't eat shit"
P.S. I'm black so its not wrong to make this joke
RandomAttackeddie 7 months ago
how about finishing the tornoment and then giving out all this stuff..
KhaosCA 7 months ago
My bumsack brings all the boys to the yard.
xGToXiK 7 months ago
Ummm...... something funnyyyyy............ got one: NEXON listening to the community. HARHAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
capwner131 7 months ago
Nexon < Hobo with a Stick
GlucoseMedia 7 months ago
KNOWLEDGE WHAT YOU WROTE ON MY VIDEO "THIS MADE MY DAY"
MAKE MINE!!! I NEED A STEREO ON MY TRUCK!!
Lover8597 7 months ago
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Scripts18 7 months ago
once upon a time i gifted u a cookie and i sent u a gift basket with a bunch of brownies and a cup cake which i made from scrach. and mailed of to u threw skype :P :D and i need my cookie back but u allreday eat so i need my $10000000000000
which i spent in those brownies, cup cake, and cookie :D
snoowbe9103 7 months ago
heres my joke
Two China people name Daivd and Amy Where moveing to America and where looking for some where to leave in that time they rented hotel
when they got to hotel they ask waiter for sheet and waiter didnt hear right he thoung they said shit so waiter like dont shit on bed you sleep there
he another joke
two people where for laugh that had were from another country didnt speak to good english where they got there one of they drop fork so ask waiter for another and for another fork
insigniArts 7 months ago
@insigniArts waiter thought he said fuck
insigniArts 7 months ago
I like dick in my ass ;) just like squidbooster and route22
ArcherionCA 7 months ago
ILOVEDICK
lcacaful 7 months ago
P1azmaa 7 months ago
@P1azmaa only 2 parts rhymed its official U SUUUCK!!!!!!!!!
PwnedNoobs44 7 months ago
@PwnedNoobs44 i put it in stanzas but it messed up! hopefully he'll like my youtube message better :D
P1azmaa 7 months ago
@P1azmaa run on sentence is run on
PwnedNoobs44 7 months ago
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P1azmaa 7 months ago
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P1azmaa 7 months ago
@PwnedNoobs44 i think your just jelly :D
P1azmaa 7 months ago
@P1azmaa look at ur message how the fuck do u know when to stop?
PwnedNoobs44 7 months ago
BTW shout out from Religh, North Carolina!
WatadikeCA 7 months ago
Im El1x and hacking is wrng.
WatadikeCA 7 months ago
If I win those bucks ill fuck justin bieber up right in his ass
iR1VE 7 months ago
the difference between you and a mosquito is that if you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
yzhang6696 7 months ago
yo moma is so fat that when she dies in call of duty the person gets a 5 person kill streak
MuradTheSadness 7 months ago
i want to win hope u like my comment my grandpa told me that joke
imhabbo1 7 months ago
A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."
imhabbo1 7 months ago
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lcacaful 7 months ago
I'll tell you a story brandon cuz im bored as shit, idk if its funny but idgaf
one time i was at my cousins house when he was extremely sick and had diarrhea. he told me he was taking a dump when all of a sudden he really had to throw up so he turned around and threw up in the toilet, but his vomit was so strong that the force of it caused the diarrhea to rebound into his face. i didnt see this happen, but i saw the diarrhea on his face. hilarious, felt sorry for him though
k im done
Kunisology 7 months ago
@Kunisology WTTTTF LOLOLOLOL OMG TROLOLOLOL
KnowledgeCA 7 months ago
@KnowledgeCA yea it was nasty shit though because he was like 6, i had to help him clean all that shit up lol
Kunisology 7 months ago
@Kunisology I choose you.
qLimaxCA 7 months ago
ive shat my pants alot of times. in public
TheRoflmaionaise 7 months ago
Once something raped something.
First something is nexon, the second something is Combat Arms.
Sadly, Combat Arms has never recovered.
funny shit right thur
AsAssin4life 7 months ago
am horny ! Knowledge put that l9 Magnum on Me ;)
wh1t3boix5 7 months ago
@itzKrankK Lol DA FUCK!?!? a pickle?!
KnowledgeCA 7 months ago
@KnowledgeCA What's a pickle?
Scripts18 7 months ago
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hzhan339 7 months ago
Q: Add u on wut?
DrinkBBT 7 months ago
PENIS!!!!!(funny important comment)
DrinkBBT 7 months ago
dude your the best can i suck your dick for a dolla?
lcacaful 7 months ago
Arggggggg
MasterPakistanNauman 7 months ago
Lol U Funny U Rock I Did Every Thing Man Btw U R THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND I GOT BIG BOOTY BICTHES I DID EVERY THING U SAID
MasterPakistanNauman 7 months ago
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yXesity 7 months ago
FIRST
MasterPakistanNauman 7 months ago