I Don't Feel Like F**kin' This Christmas (NSFW)

[TheRich227]

you two are some crazy fuckers. thats what makes the world turn around...hahahaha

[WileyCoyote69]

Is this to the tune of Kenny Rogers "The Gambler"? Its close.

[sumotaby]

@WileyCoyote69 xD thats what i was thinking too!

[av8tor17b]

I'm sorry- but this one is just TOO good not to share with all my facebook friends. My wife heard me listening to this and told me I am sick. I agree.

[AgentCarter]

every time i watch this i laugh. red state update xmas album is hilarious. wierder than shit, but hilarious.

[travisandjonathan]

@AgentCarter Thank you kindly!

[oxytony]

@travisandjonathan GREAT SONG. :)



[nebrpo]

Ain't it great how everyone gets all sentimental during the Holiday Season??? Beautiful song about the warmth and joy felt on your insides on Christmas, as opposed to the warmth and joy felt on her insides, otherwise....

[Illyria23alyssa]

2:18-5:14 ftw

[agnosticsalvation]

Thanks to this video, I've pissed my pants. I feel like RSU owes me a new pair of pants.

[macnutz]

damn this is funny as hell, big thanks for many laughs, glad I was eating or drinking.

[lildavey09]

Genius, I take my Jimmy hat off to you gentleman...and the Pope

[jono1971]

Genius. The song really came to a head at the end!

[Gnesta100]

HAHAHAHA! That was funny as hell. Best way to curse, with a song.

[Fragenzeichenplatte]

Good thing you have this disclaimer at the beginning. Otherwise I would have been offended.

[hamneggwich]

Them anal beeeeaaaaaaddsss. Love the choir backing :Y

[TheLadyWeasel]

Aside from the abstaining-during-Christmas thing, he sounds like a really fun guy.

[CarbonSuit]

PZ sent me, this is gold!

[Korealignments]

Views are about to go through the roof. This video made it on to the blog pharyngula.

[Murdant]

Best. Christmas song. Ever.

[snakex3]

Outragous, blasphemous and hilarious!

[vidguy67]

Someone's getting a**load of coal this Christmas!!

[Requiem20101]

Love it!

[kishankakarla]

This song is fucking holy..

[PlunkZap95]

Wow, when you put NSFW in the title, you weren't kidding around were you?  Quite funny, though.

[MattinglyAlexander]

Guys, I still think you're funny, but you actually found my limit, lol. I'm not mad though. :)

[ProudAnselmo]

Jackie must have really enjoyed this one.

[DazmoTube]

@Apsu88

that makes you adam sandler fucking rob schneider.

[GAStayPosi]

Beautiful song.

[KneightBauer]

The perfect song to go caroling with! Who's with me?

[melora72]

This is about as tasteless as it's possible to be. I love it.

[SnakeOilSam1]

Lord please have mercy on these poor misguided country boys, The shine done set them on the path to hell.

[htcsnavybrat]

LMAO! I couldn't quit laughing. 

[rich2rock]

EPIC!!! You have got to love the RED STATE UPDATE!!

[1bol390]

A New Christmas Tradition !!!!! : )

[AuntieDiluvian]

Can't wait to see what you do with Good Friday!

[sathfronDP4L]

LMAO XDDDDD Best Christmas song EVER!!!!1

[DazmoTube]

@Apsu88

im afraid not. there is no explanation for things like what you posted. thats why its called stupid.

[witchman1]

Thanks for not useing auto-tune. Real is better.

[DeadBabyJesus]

Bahahaha....too funny. Christian christmas is such a joke. Praise Santa, Lord Gift Giver, Pagan Cum Spewer....

[chinery91]

It's not Christmas without a fisting. :(

[1bol390]

@chinery91 LOL!!!!

[GhostDog65]

You guys seem to have lost your focus some what! You guys are starting to suck ass! Or just becoming asses!

[travisandjonathan]

@GhostDog65 We just like singin'. But thanks for watchin'!

[lunarrn]

You should include a warning to not eat or drink while watching this video. I like to have choked to damn death on my rum and coke.

[travisandjonathan]

@lunarrn The more rum you drink, the better my singin' gets. - Dunlap

[skjelv]

Awesome!

[rockomundo]

I'm agnostic. :D

[YusefDeeb69]

fucking epic, 24 ppl are fuckin this christmas

[TacticalCitySlicker]

Not as catchy as the other ones, but still good.

[bearo657]

Juvenile, sophomoric, stupid. Grow up, y'all! This is stupid junior high bullshit!

[bearo657]

@bearo657 Oh wait, nvm. It's so over the top it's actually kinda funny and self-referentially sarcastic about the whole concept of a person who thinks this way that it's ironic. Good work.

[travisandjonathan]

@bearo657 Thanks for watchin' it twice! Have a good'un.

[AgentCarter]

@travisandjonathan this is one of the best rsv videos ive seen. my favorite of all time was also a christmas tune ( old timey country simple christmas).

[EricMetalGuitarist]

@bearo657 Well, if you were looking for high brow political satire, then you came to the wrong place. Sometimes even us adults need some sophomoric humor to remind us not to be so stiff all the time. As for me, I was in absolute stitches by the middle of the song when it sped up and started rhyming common Christmas phrases with sex acts. Come on, that's just undeniably funny!

[JonathanMartin42]

Post the Silent Night track!

[travisandjonathan]

@JonathanMartin42 Comin' soon. Thanks for buyin' our album (Santa Is Real! Available at iTunes!) or at least knowin' some of the titles.

[MikeOfKorea]

I, too, am sitting here with my mouth agape. I don't believe in god, and Jesus is nothing more than a literary myth, but I'm blushing! LOL

[Oklahomabooklady]

well left me speechless

[iheartskullz]

How did you get through recording this without giggling?

[40Pacino]

I'm starting to feel like I'm not a real christian, because I didn't take any offense to this (in fact, I found it to be pretty damn hilarious). I didn't find Life of Brian offensive, which was also hilarious, but a lot of other christians are saying this is appalling. Maybe i'm just too laid back. I am a protestant, I don't know.

[AgentCarter]

@40Pacino have you realized that its made up bullshit, or have you not quite gotten to that point just yet?

[40Pacino]

@AgentCarter Sorry, but no. Lol.

[40Pacino]

@AgentCarter to be absolutely honest, I really do still believe in God and Jesus, but I understand why there are those that don't believe. I really do. You want to call it bullshit? Go right on ahead, we are all entitled to our own opinions. But I don't want to get into a philosophical discussion on such a funny video. I just wanted to get that out.

[AgentCarter]

@40Pacino i believe that a man named jesus existed, and i even think a god existing is possible. the bible is bullshit though, dont see any way around that.

[smaugfrost]

@40Pacino

Have you considered that maybe you don't accept all of what you are taught as truth?

That was the position I was in several years ago.

[40Pacino]

@smaugfrost I think the main reason that I'm not offended is that I just don't take myself that seriously. In my eyes, nothing is impervious to being made fun of. Whether it's, religion, politics, or race, everything has a target on its head.

[zemborato]

A new carolling classic. Bring on the figgy puddin'.

[yancey11]

Fuckin AWESOME....But I think Bing Crosby recorded it back in 64...I have it on a 78 album.....

[ipwnallnubscuzirock]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frogsoda]

@Apsu88 Thank you for your opinion fuckbag

[Irockman1]

We'll be showing this video at our church later in December.

[birddog2017]

Great song! Funny, clever, profane, obscene, and delightfully, oddly religious.

Let the Holiday Season start! After all, December is a festive month.

[DazmoTube]

@Apsu88

how does this make fun of jesus?

[crackmonster99]

I felt like putting a lighter up when he broke it down.

[CheezyBeenz123]

Christianity is a joke.

[16shell]

This is a stupid damn song

[TacticusPrime]

Just an excuse for guys with ED...

[tigertb65]

good job.i hope jesus forgives me for watching but i think even god has a sense of humor.

[DazmoTube]

@tigertb65

why the hell would god or jesus give a damn about you hearing this song? seriously. . .

if you told god or jesus that you had watched this video, theyd probably give you the peoples eyebrow and say "go ahead. . . ask me. . . "

and then you say "ask you what?"

and theyd say "ask me if i give a crap"

and then youd feel stupid

[CRUClEFICTION]

Yet another way religion poisons everything. Fuck Jesus, go fuck your honey. Or I will!

[dilusional1]

LMFAO

[frogsoda]

@Apsu88 Thank you for your opinion fuckbag



[AgentCarter]

wow, seems like yall've started to straighten up and fly right. nothin' like a good ole religious tune on christmas

[BlueSkies360]

No comment

[mcmilbc]

This song was beautiful.

[spacemountaineer91]

the words EPIC do not fully describe this.

[Wes964]

Funniest. Christmas. Song. Ever. XD

[ScentedNectar]

Hahahah! Your vaporizer one is still my favourite xmas song ever, but this one's pretty good too! :D

On second thought, this one stands a good chance of overtaking the other one. Not quite yet, but maybe...

[grandamchi2000]

lol

[1weirdgurl]

LMFAO-catchy..hhahahahah

[frogsoda]

Stick to comedy guys.

[CRUClEFICTION]

@frogsoda Jesus is fucking comedy.

[frogsoda]

@CRUClEFICTION These comments are funnier.

[TheReallitycheck]

@frogsoda

This is comedy dumb ass!

[frogsoda]

@TheReallitycheck Thanks for the enlightenment shit-for-brains!

[TheReallitycheck]

@frogsoda

Anytime.

[smaugfrost]

Oh I love this shit ! Well done, guys !

For any of those right wing stupid fuckers who think t&j are actually right wingers also... keep thinking that. You are great for ongoing comedic value.

[defjam99b]

@smaugfrost

If credulous "right-wing stupid fuckers" are the comedy value, then I guess you are providing the tragedy.

Required to presume, only a guess, I'd perhaps put T&J in the Matt Stone(South Park) camp, quote: "I hate conservatives ... but I really fuckin hate liberals".

Red State Update videos all clearly describe an intelligent contempt for any stripe of facile, polarising and intolerant spite. With your snarling and namecalling, I fear you may have missed the point somewhat

[frogsoda]

@defjam99b I don't think Smaugy is going to understand your point. He's too busy being the person he accuses others to be.

[smaugfrost]

@frogsoda

And you are too busy being a cowardly little shit who won't directly address his target.

[frogsoda]

@smaugfrost I directly addressed "my target" a long time ago. You don't matter to me.

But thanks for proving me right though.

[smaugfrost]

@frogsoda

Hey. Least I could do. Everyone deserves to be right about ONE thing in their lifetime,

[frogsoda]

@smaugfrost lucky me

[smaugfrost]

@defjam99b

Snarling? Hardly.

You spewed rhetoric at me which did nothing to address what I stated. Travis and Johnathan specifically chose the "right wing southern red neck voter" stereotype to make contentious fun of. They do not pretend to be liberals, or socialists, or anything else. Matt and Trey give equal time to their satirical predations, highlighting religious and political views across the spectrum.

Lets not claim my calling that same stereotype, "stupid fuckers", is "snarling".

[ImperiousViking]

I just became christian again... this was so beautifull...

shoveing my hard cock down someone's throat, just doesn't seem right on jesus' britday =/

[Dochomp]

that's the spirit.

[arkansasrazorbackfan]

LMDFLFAO = Laughing my (don't feel like) fucking ass off!

[MrGunsrFun]

guys, this is offensive. im' insuscribin'.

[farmerdude5]

@MrGunsrFun They told you it was offensive, so why did you watch it? Some people enjoy this, some don't. You choose to subject yourself to offensive material. You can't expect people to just provide one narrow style of entertainment.

[NoDeity]

@farmerdude5

Exactly right, farmerdude5. T&J gave fair and clear warning about the content of the video. Therefore, anyone who watched it and felt offended has actively chosen to get offended.

Some people are too silly to go online unsupervised. ;-)

[earthmother]

*sniff* you romantic bastids

[pigwigpa]

this one rocks. Nice one Dunlap and Jackie

[ROBISDISTURBED]

I don't believe in all that stuff so if i get the chance i'm fucking this xmas

[princedax]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Screenplaya]

Ugh, somehow, some way, you guys managed to deliver something that out-sucks, 100 Ways To Love a Cat. My (unwanted) suggestion is that you stop counting on bad vocals to deliver the laughs. Spend some time tuning the vocals, and then the fans won't feel punished by listening to your lyrics. This video is decent on mute.

Love your regular stuff, though!

[travisandjonathan]

@Screenplaya If we'd put in all the time needed to get me to sing good, we woulda had to call it " I Don't Feel Like F**kin' This Easter." Maybe I should do a Kickstarter for singin' lessons. But thanks for watchin' it anyway! - Dunlap

[Screenplaya]

@travisandjonathan Thanks for being funny in response to my assholey comment.

[Litvinenko88]

This is the new Christmas and New Year's Day holiday song.

[johnkerry7]

omg! that has to be the best thing ive ever heard!

[giriphotography]

lol

[Philosification]

We always have christmas songs playing in the background during our family christmas dinner, and this is going on the playlist. I'm might even get a stopwatch and see how long it takes before anyone notices the words.

[princedax]

@Philosification LOL thats a good idea think I'll do it to I can see the looks on there faces already

[MichaelMcCormack89]

Hahahaha, awesome!

[LORDNAG1]

Merry cristmas.:D