eddie murphy - delirious (big dicks)

[AceCmbatguy26]

@TeamCraftable not really =/

[LaurieDrewMovies]

Absolutely love his white person impression

[StandUpVengeance]

Haha good point

[BradleyMarkMoore]

I like how he says "we got dicks this big" and points to half way down his thigh but his tight ass pants tell a different story....there aint no "WE" in this story nigga

[TwiztedAnimator]

@BradleyMarkMoore LMAO

[MrKareemRuiz]

@FirsthDreamcatcher rednecks lmao

[otnomnoraa]

I know everyone exaggerates, but I'm White (Finnish) and slightly over 8 inches. 8 inches would be big for both a black guy or a white guy. I'm also 6'5".

The race that truly has small dicks is Asians. They're also smaller (poor in virtually all athletics due to short limbs and low testosterone); these things go hand in hand.

[ImKyzN]

be happy with 7inches and stfu guys

[alexkarin84]

I love Eddies "White man" its so.... very White and nerdy

[ChristopherDone]

Truth be known I'm rather unconventional on the old dick size question and I would without a word of a lie appreciate a larger penis.

[Radio20CB]

Good quality like hell!

[trenken]

I wonder if Eddie prefers white or black trannys? Wasnt that tranny he was caught with white? Well if Eddie wanted a big dick why not fuck with black trannys?

Lol this guy is a fucking idiot. Im surprised he didnt kill himself after that shit.

[MyNameIsHanselable]

@trenken awwww....you're self conscious because you have a small dick.

[orrie10]

@trenken Only gays/fags like yourself want to die. If you are emotionally confused and unstable to keep yourself together, then maybe thats why you are gay but then again, you love self-muliating yourself :)

And the person is right, you are self-conscious about your small dick

[sandino27]

if u can spit actual GAME... then wat the fuck else do u need!?

[200damary]

lol whites are mad

[Yaggeth]

@200damary

No. Whites with small dicks are mad. White people like me... and Ron Jeremy (for a name drop) are not. This shit is funny. I just wish this video included the "Want me to stir it for you?" part was included. Hilarious shit.

[ctrlcaapslook]

just me or was that steve buscemi voice at the end

[mrtundra45]

i heard that south asian indians have the smallest penis. in india condom companies have to make "special" condoms in a smaller size and its exclusive to india and no where else....

[TruthificationGMS]

Eddie murphy is gay type in "Tranny Exposes LL Cool J, Eddie Murphy, Mr. Cee & More" or just go to my channel

[taylorbarnett1]

The average for an african mans penis is 7.5 inches so,this seems to be true.darker the flesh deeper the roots so,oh god eddie must be big.

[TheTallMan35]

@taylorbarnett1 Damn I hope you're not a dude.

[shenlong73]

45 people are asian

[Hongers1]

i dunno who has the better white person voice, eddie murphy or dave chappelle

[blueballgamer]

my dick is 5 inches erect.........sigh

[pheeson]

you know what's really bad?

a black dude with a small dick !

[MrGiriga]

Im black and i got a huge dick, fuck all yall white tiny ass dick havin muthafuckas!!! NEEDLE DICK!!

[badmon1992]

last time i checked have a big cock like 8+inch is not good because sex would suck because a girl wont be able to take it and ur dick will feel so uncomfortable

[1983Jacko]

So funny how people thinking that a big dick will solve all their problems. 

[08mohawk]

44 people doesnt believe it :D

[zOrgutiS]

black people got bigger dicks because the dont have toys to play with in their childhood so they fuckin do everything with their dicks

[rocker4u123]

42 people have small dicks

[FriendlyCroock]

people who argue over dick size are gay 

[passionultra]

if you have a big cock or like big cock you probably want to checkout abitBigger . com...

[NickSoTalented777]

People argue ohhh the biggest dick belong to a white guy which cant be that accurate cause they havnt checked every guy in the world and compared sizes, but in majority the African race has a bigger percentage

[jaguar123987x]

@ScotlandMaleGlasgow yes he has, I'm so proud to own a puppy in my pants not a fucking godzilla, I would kill my parents with that cum shooting monster but I'm happy because my puppy is happy

nooooo I'm actually miserable, cut it off, cut it off, it's dead,whahahah whyyyyy`?

sorry I had to share my dick story =(

[Hairllegslikeshrek90]

press 4 over and over again

[toto718]

@Hairllegslikeshrek90 sorry you dated a whore

[GeorgeTheThrid]

I am "white" and I dated a "black" girl once. She has been with many a man across the skin tone spectrum and she swears the size percentage is equal in every type of man!

[ndc18]

@GeorgeTheThrid lol

[themikeyyyyyy]

@GeorgeTheThrid you quoted black and white; are you inferring that they're not real things?

[tHickman95]

@themikeyyyyyy yes.

inferring that they dont matter, is more like it.

[toto718]

@GeorgeTheThrid sorry you dated a whore

[drivebyee]

@GeorgeTheThrid She must of rode a lot of cocks. You must be proud to of dated that black whore.

[gangasta68]

@GeorgeTheThrid your girl is a fuckin liar

[Rsaint17]

it doesnt apply to every single black person but it is true

[Destroyer4292]

42 people have miniature dicks.

[TheTallMan35]

As long as you're able to please your woman, what the hell difference does it make?!!

[aegisknox]

@TheTallMan35 well, there is "pleased" and there is "pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeee­aaaaaaaah"

[hotkoolaid123]

@TheTallMan35 because she lies to you

[gangsta19x]

@TheTallMan35 lil dick

[Xhaosz]

@TheTallMan35

Comming from 'TheTallMan'..

That's just great, son.

[Fairway61]

@TheTallMan35 just jealous you arent black :p

[TheTallMan35]

@Fairway61 Actually I am. Now put your tongue back in your mouth.

[balotelli456]

@TheTallMan35 white guys just please, black guys never cease to amaze a girl in sex,you haven't had sex until you had it with a black dude

[OMGsexymichael]

@TheTallMan35 amen to that! :)

[SugarRayP4P]

@TheTallMan35 All that tells us is that your packing a 4 incher!!

[aser616]

HAHA YEAH YOUR RIGHT!! slavery probably got started because of penis size envy.

[mrtundra45]

@aser616 thats funny...slavery got started when arab muslims went in to africa and realized they could make a killing selling africans to jews and europeans....then later europeans decided to capitolize and started the trans atlantic trade.... salvery was a BUSINESS. it really had nothing to do with racism, or penis envy.

enough with the penis talk can we talk about VAGINA and TITS now?

[TheTallMan35]

@mrtundra45 I'll drink to that!

[mrtundra45]

@TheTallMan35 amen. lol

[purplenurps]

@gamingfurry14 ok

[tswtz2012]

42 people got little dicks...lol

[B3RtZ]

@tswtz2012 lol

[93johnk]

@tswtz2012 42 people are white

[111pattycakes]

A black man has softer skin..... and is WAY better in bed! Too big HURTS! So why worry anyway! LMAO!!

[Troytw]

You have to be a sorry mutha fucka to argue over dick size on youtube

[eggbeaters]

@Troytw anyone thats arguing about dicksize is obviously not happy with what they got! It sure is nice to be italian tho!!!!!! swing

[mussleandclams]

@ScotlandMaleGlasgow i know thats why i said it.

[mussleandclams]

@ScotlandMaleGlasgow biggest dick belongs to a white guy :)

case closed.

[Coolpachito]

For any person who takes jokes so seriously or create such a fuss about it, should be banned from comedy for all eternity. Enjoy the freaking comedy!!! Don't be dicks! LOL

[AFoote88]

@Coolpachito don't be dicks, rofl

[Coolpachito]

@AFoote88 Hahaha!

[MikeyJLove4EVER]

Black mans penis iz between 9 inches or larger..... usually larger!!! XXDD

[travisxgreggxajax1]

@MikeyJLove4EVER So have you examined many?? lol. "Just line up and wip 'em out boys..."

[igottabigwon]

The rumor was invented as a way to appease black men so they wouldn't start cutting white throats over slavery...

[ttdantt10384]

<--- white black man

[CelticAndProud]

It's funny but true what he says about the rumour being made by Whites. After all, what else completes the 'savage barbarian' than a big dick to go along with the rest of the features racists talked about(big lips, noses) Ever wondered why Greek statues had small dicks? It's ironic in this day and age a big dick is sought after, considering the connotations it used to have.

But at the end of the day we're all one people, one race, and should love each other regardless.

But I do love redheads

[mussleandclams]

@CelticAndProud the only women who like men with dicks larger than 7in are normally chubby women and white skanks that like to try to act black and all into that hip hop shit..thing is a longer dick makes no diff to a woman weather its 7 inches or 9, cuz after all that, 7 inches is normally the deepest a cock can go into a woman :) just a FYI to all men out there worried about size, and most black men DO NOT care for women if they dont give them any so +10 to the small or average poor white guy

[LaDyLuCk2900]

the crazy thing is ladies dont really care THAT much, if you're too big you'll hurt her and then you will WITHOUT A DOUBT not be seeing her again. lol

[kbb6w4]

he has something hanging from his belt that makes it look like his dick is hanging out of his fly... and its not as big as he is making it out to be.

[shananagans5]

LOL Looking at all these comments it is clear lots of good humor has been lost in the day of PC.

[SuperGabbsta]

It's called a joke people...

Making a big deal about penis size...which has nothing to do with race is senseless.

[AxeManWolf25]

you can call it "false racial stereotype". you can argue over what race has what sized penis. i call it a joke in stand up comedy. a hilarious joke. it makes NO sense to watch a comedy clip, and judge his jokes because of stereotyping. because thats what 70% of all jokes are to begin with!!! so guys, take your penises, keep them in your pants, enjoy some eddie murphy and what he has to say. because hes FUNNY!

[reddstarr1]

this is just another false racial sterotype. i

[loonyboyhatch]

im 22 multi racial (black white and mexican) im about 6 but when i really into it ive streched to a 7 , i used to have a complex in high school cause i knew black folks was spose to be packing,then i actually started gettin laid and realize long as you know how to fuck on beat and put your back into it you straight.....stop worry bout your dick size fellas and learn to work with what you got

[DeftFW]

@loonyboyhatch average dick size is 6 inches in all men no matter then race females can only stretch so wide and are only 5 to 6 inches deep a woman can feel a dick penetrate 3 inches in im so tired of all the false rumors

[bbguy17]

@DeftFW Actually sir, the average male penis length regardless of race is 4.5 inches and the vagina naturally only dilates it 4 hence why they feel 3 so size really doesn't matter unless you have some sort of micropenis.

[burlearth]

@bbguy17 Stop making excuses.

[prophecy505]

@bbguy17 BRO IF MY DICK WAS 4.5 INCHES I WOULD NOT GET ANY PUSSY...CHCKS WHERE IM AT IS ALREADY SAYING THAT IF IT ISNT 7 AND A HALF INCHES YOU CANT GET WITH THEM...THINK ABOUT IT AVERAGES GO UP OVER TIIME...AND WITH ALL THE GROWTH HORMONES PUT IN FOOD...ESPECIALLY CHICKEN WE ARE PACKING BIG ONES

[holla06]

@bbguy17 u sir are correct (least that is what my bio teacher said in college lol)

[dinglenutzz]

I injected Botox into my cock, it looks like a 3 day old cabbage roll and yellow stuff is dripping out the end of it. My foreskin smells like wet bread and my balls are always itchy and dry. All my pubes fell out except for 4 really thick ones that grow outta my coin purse. My sack is full of a gelatin like fluid and when i pee it smells like aspargus. Is this normal?

[Soulshroude]

White man stops at a bridge to pee, a black man sees him and stops as well. White man says "man this waters cold." Black man says "yeah, deep too!"

[julianbell90]

@Soulshroude so the black guy's dick went in the water? I don't get it :?

[Soulshroude]

@julianbell90 Ahem.. the white mans dick touched the water. The Black mans dick was so long that it went under the water.. not that hard to grasp.

[julianbell90]

@Soulshroude just havin a slow day

[brokenhearted987]

@julianbell90 oh dear

[shadowcrazy911]

man, he did a pretty good white voice. He is just too damn funny!

[reddstarr1]

wtf does a "white voice" sound like. im glad i grew up in diverse community where its called being educated and not sounding/acting white. people are so small minded

[TheSebSterr]

please comment, im 13 and gots 6.5 inches, am i good ??

[vicislame]

@TheSebSterr that's normal the average is 6.5 to 7

[mussleandclams]

@vicislame actually 5.8 to 6.5 :D just a fyi

[oceanside1322]

dam and everybody say lil wayne is gay look at what this nigga used to wear lolol

[mussleandclams]

@oceanside1322 hey dumb ass

lilwayne-2006-present

eddie murphy-1980's present...he is dressed in 80's style clothing...not monkey looking shit like lil whine

[davidoats1986]

Not to be rude, but I am African American and Pretty gifted in the pants larger than average.

[mussleandclams]

@davidoats1986 not to be rude but im middle eastern, very attractive and have a thicker 8 inch cock...everyone is diff.stop your gloating cuz chances are, someone is better than you.

[LootCorpse]

@mussleandclams Too bad dick size doesn't make you better. What kind of fucking arguement is that?

[mussleandclams]

@LootCorpse exactly...thats what im getting at, size dosent matter, and people shouldent really talk about it, so i could care less, i know how to use it, and im happy even if it was just average,

[glossyxokizzez]

funny how he's talking about big dicks with those tights ass pants on LMFAO!

[iluvutube420]

You know black people have tremendous dicks.. but I dont believe it lol

[michaelencarnacion]

I'm only, like, 5 inches, but I can eat pussy really well.

I hope that helps.

[CharlesFungiMuffin]

@michaelencarnacion im 13 and im like... 5.7 or 6... man...

[michaelencarnacion]

@CharlesFungiMuffin Yeah, I actually don;t know my exact measurement, I just used the dollor method. They say that a dollar is about 6 inches, so if you're as big as a dollar then you're 6 inches. I am slightly shorter than a dollar, but I think its because I'm overweight which defenitely makes it worse. You're probably skinny as hell thats why you're longer. I probably get laid way more than you do, though. Not trying to be mean, but its all about the end result.

[jdmoonwalker12]

@CharlesFungiMuffin mee too

[CharlesFungiMuffin]

What is shabonkin?

[Blkserpent1]

You know regardless of the racism in some of the responses, I can't remember the last time I heard a woman bragging about how wide, or how deep her cooch was.

[alexgorman13]

WAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT

[juneeyful]

that is soo true man haha

[instantsurgery]

fact is the bigger the dick the wider the girls vaginas the looser and droopy it will get...i'll stick to the tight white pussies and not the black stinky baboon lips

[SilJAZZmin]

@instantsurgery hahahaha white tight pussy????r u fucking kidding me...no dick is big enough for a white stinky pussy

[purplenurps]

@rodentcafeteria Not true but whatever

[rodentcafeteria]

@purplenurps Like hell it's not!!  But whatever.

[purplenurps]

@rodentcafeteria No you are wrong/

[rodentcafeteria]

@purplenurps Then prove me wrong!

[purplenurps]

@rodentcafeteria Ok me and my whites have never had a conversation about black dicks.

[MiamiPush2theLimit]

@spruntfemalespray lmao you're crazy

[MiamiPush2theLimit]

@spruntfemalespray yea yea, but do you know how to work it?

[penlikker]

Everyone who says size doesnt matter probably has a small no pants dancer

[MiamiPush2theLimit]

I'm a black woman. I wont say that all black men have big penises or that whites and Asians have small penises. But I will say that ON AVERAGE, black men tend to have larger penises. I think for most women, average size (7-8 inches) is best. You have to know how to work it, too.

[oratorman]

@MiamiPush2theLimit so when you say average size is 7-8 inches you mean average for black men right?

[MiamiPush2theLimit]

@oratorman yes, i think the average white man is probably 6 inches. But, after talking to my girlfriends, I think I've been verrrrry lucky in that department. So maybe my perception is skewed. Honestly though, I know that nothing under 6 inches can really satisfy me. But every woman is different.

[TheAtheistAussie]

Lol his white voice was classic.

[Mrbrickfail]

ive got a trmemdous dick believe it sayas naruto.The white asian . Thats fucked up my brother. asians dont got dicks/ THEY GOT EGGROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Adatoode]

It's not the size of the pencil, it's how you sign your name...!

[zulu2829]

@Adatoode small is it then??!!

[Adatoode]

@zulu2829 - why....do you sign your name.... "small"....LOL

[woody2654]

its funny how he can just get on stage and say wotever and its fucken funny good shit eddie

[coolmusicforyou1]

black people were bred to be super human lol. so lucky.

[endsequence]

Eddie Murphy has the funniest white man voice.

[chillnalldayeryday]

@endsequence no dave chappelle does

[AmpFeare]

im white and id put most of u blackies to shame :D

[razvanno]

sunt un prost:))

[spinemelter2000]

omg that's the funniest white guy voice ever

[The1andOnlyMadvibez]

Mandingo is black lexington steel is black, jack naper is black, seab michaels is black

[dianadogan]

Let me tell you one Black man that has a BIIIIIIIGGG DICK its...

MICHAEL JACKSON , He has a Mikeziller

[tom11zz884]

Black men are well endowed..more so than other races..that is true

[ozubier]

proud to be black and hung like a bull

[gta440]

it tru tho

[Baby213M08]

Eddie, you'r emaking me horny....you'll like me when I'm horny....lol.

[jeanschool]

but i dont believe it.. LMAO

[tommasosiciliano]

jonh holmes is not black ron jeremy is not black rocco siffredi is not black omar galante is not black etc etc

[naycash]

dont do it my wifes answer was jim next doors fist is bigger

[HardforJesus]

bahahahahahahaha!

[111pattycakes]

LMFAO!

[EM13666]

Black oasis is gay

He makes fun of people who aren't gay ro feel better

[funkyhonky23]

ahh fuck it you can have the biggest baddest dick in the world and unless you know how to use it it is worthless hahaha ya him and dave chapplle are the best at doin white people

[mvhawks33]

0:23 to end...lol

[84chrispowell85]

fast eddie.. ur damn right sounds just like buschemi lol damn right

[fasteddie179]

Anybody else think his white man voice sounds just like Steve Buscemi?

[fuzzybearfuzzyfuzz]

man i thinking the exact same thing!, then i saw your comment, so we must be right ha ha

[BennieAA]

he does the same white man voice as richard pryor. so funny

[loobieboobieful]

'Shaboinky' HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

I love the impression of white people... and I'm white! It still cracks me up! Eddie is fucking HILARIOUS!

[rballack13]

Richard Pryor

[Brownboyla1]

it's not about how fucking big it is it's about how you use it it depends how you pleasure a woman but sum bitches are picky sum like 5' 6' 7' 8' 9' 10' 11' 12i inch dicks i just don't know why? shit lmfao....!

[mikeman360ds]

12 inch that could kill a woman

[hotterThanU101]

thats the general idea, no? so that we can go 4 another every other night...

[HardforJesus]

Isn't that the idea?