Persona 4 JP - Other Fake Scenes (Fake Video - 2)

[amithedoctor]

Souji: I'm glad you came for lunch, but how did you manage to get here so fast? Tatsumi Port Island is really far...

Chihiro: My senpai, the former student council president above my year, let me use her company's customized helicopter. It travels more faster than a bullet train.

Souji: Wait, it travels faster than a bullet train? But, this is defying the laws of physics...

Chihiro: Senpai's company's motto is "Screw the complaints, we're the Kirijo Group."

[Jklsays101]

i want a social link with adachi..

[unbornraizan123]

i need translation really bad!!!

[exdance32]

キャベツカリバーってなんだよ！？ｗｗｗｗｗ

ホントだよｗｗｗ強すぎンだろｗ

[xxliew]

Translation please? 

[voruna70]

キャベツカリバーってなんだよ！？

[Kurapica07]

What was Naoto saying at the start?

[lurker2626]

Can anyone translate this?What's the sword the MC got? Also, this is awesome.

[kingdomheartsfan451]

@lurker2626 It's called the blase of toska i think u get it after killing the reaper

[bryan1648]

CHIHIRRO?! THE FUCK!

[10zaq10returns]

I feel mean for saying, how the heck am I supposed to read this!

[AwesomeRawr]

Hehe. Would like translation..

[fromstart2finish]

How is this even...?

Are you using MOD's???

[leomarc11]

uhm translation please?