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  • Men and women are equal. Women can be skanky and bitchy, men can be assholes and jerks. Without women no one would be here, without men no one would be here. ;)

  • Most women are lazy when fucking, i can jerk my dick faster and harder than any women could ever fuck me. That's very lame, what's the purpose of them then? i can't complain about bj's thou.

  • @GSpeedEmotion and i can fuck them like a rabbit, don't get me wrong i'm far from being a premature ejaculator, i can last an hour and even more. But still they are lazy ass bitches when it's their turn to do the work.

  • Wonder where Dick went, he is a great inspiration for me!

  • women are like germs, they are all around us but eventually they kill us.

  • I even asked a girl at school if they think women are better then men and they said yes LOL. They actually said just because they give birth and that they could live without men. Although; the world would be a better place without women and men would probably do better at giving birth then weak ass women. Theres a reason why you dont go to combat in wars

  • Women are useless whores,

  • These men have been hurt by women. I understand their anger, but not all women are like this. I can assure you of that.

  • The men on here I just upsetting. Luckily I haven't met anyone like you guys in real life.

  • Can't say that I've been stalked by a woman. I've had women eye me up before for *ahem* "certain reasons". I would hate to think that they would take that too far...

  • GIRLS FTW!!!! & I'm a dude! IMEN SUCK!!

  • @TheJakeb93 Have you come out of the closet yet?

  • @Silvade14 Nah I like it in here ;) Thers snacks an a soda fountain and everything!

  • I spent my life doing the whole "nice guy" thing, trying to be "respectful" to women, etc. I've found they don't even appreciate it. For example, suppose you get one crying in front of you. If you don't try to offer help, then you're an inconsiderate asshole. If you do, then you're bothering them when they want to be left alone. If you ask what they prefer, they think you're being "too nice." You can NEVER satisfy women, EVER.

  • @NashvilleKildCountry nope,its because women always want MORE.they literally think on a sub-human level and the one thing ALL women have in common is they care only about themselfs and their futures and dont care at all about anyone else or who they screw over just as long as there happy.

  • @Stunt101Rider

    Well said, my friend. They piss me off to no end! I almost get red in the face thinking about it.

  • @NashvilleKildCountry we all are,thats why if a women ever downs me in any way shape or form im beating her so bad her own mom wont reconize her.and for the rest of her life she will never be able to decieve or use her pussy as a weapon agianst a man ever agian b/c she'll look fike freddy krugger when im done with her lol

  • if a woman didn't have a cunt, you would throw rocks at it

  • I bet he's secretly gay.

  • @FrontalTraction =says the 26 yr old man who makes vids of his pet cats.....

  • @Stunt101Rider I was 13 when I made those videos, Sargent Dumbass.

  • Leykis and Masterson for president and vice president. I don't care which one is which.

  • look at all the women and feminine men whining below

  • Aw, whining is fun isn't it.

  • "Uh...Be careful THAT'S A TRAP!!!"

  • MOAR!

  • the true epitome of being a man.

  • Men invented everything.

  • @CaseyMcLaughalot

    Its their only means of survival... sex. All theyre good for. If they didnt have a pussy, we'd hunt them for food.

  • @atsusamuno What a fabulous observation! LOL

  • @atsusamuno yes wed hunt them dont for food and we had wipe out their lame ass of the face of earth.i agree with u.and u know what we dont need em.male pregnancy can happen.women dont know how to cook so either ull get married or not ul be cooking(its not hard)nad as for sex i prefer any given day to fuck a REAL dooll(check their site its awesome)rather fuckign a woman and then lhearing her naggin and busting my balls and whining or giving my a std and paying her money.women r useless.

  • @CaseyMcLaughalot

    9999*. :)

  • @CaseyMcLaughalot Sad world we live in sometimes :( 

  • @CaseyMcLaughalot The broke ones are always the ugly ones. |: )

  • @CaseyMcLaughalot Maybe there would be less prostitution if men would actually be chauvenistic and provide for the women instead of leaving them broke. hmmm? if youre gonna call yourself a chauvenist then you have to do EVERYTHING for a woman.

  • @CaseyMcLaughalot They can only in Nevada. You should actually understand those laws before saying whats right and what's wrong.

  • Every brick you see is there because a man put it there.

    Every appliance in your home is there because a man invented it.

  • i would have thought most women who call love dick but most of them dont. Conclusion: One cannot say women really like bad boys, even if it always seems so.

  • @CaseyMcLaughalot Too bad it's not a fact. :P saying men are better than women is a fact, just proves how unintelligent men really are. And I am a man. So think twice before calling me a woman. Fact is undeniable prove. And there are many ways to prove that women are better than men. So this is all opinion.

  • I love how Dick says women are only good for making babies and then women call in and say "well your MOM was a woman"

    Fucking christ, women are so god damned stupid they dont even know they're agreeing with you! Stupid fucking bitches. Can't wait for the artificial pussy is made so we can start hunting women for sport. Dumb whores. Keep up the great work brother

  • Your jealous of women, your SATANS male oppressor Soulless creations, prepare to burn in HELL, evIl fallen male BITCH.

  • @july95211 Well aren't you one angry and delusional (which is a synonym for religious fanatic) person? You say that a man praising his opinion of superiority of men is a fool, a tool of 'satan' or whatever, but you thrive on claiming the superiority of black people, saying they are 'god chosen'. You're basically doing the same thing Dick is. Are you a hypocrite, or just an idiot?

  • Girls have showed me little bits of their tits to get stuff from me at school.

    Little do they know, I have a foot fetish! :D

  • you didn't write a book,you wrote a gospel!

  • i had a girl offer to have sex with me for test answers >:S

  • @07734world Did you do it?If you did,your just as bad as she is.

  • @07734world That's because guys are weak and will give in to the slightest temptation.

  • I love how women are such hypocrites. Women believes in gender equality but once a "man" says they are better. The women will then argue that they are better.

  • Dick... what an appropriate name

  • ♂>♀

  • Favorite part was the girl that hit on him

  • I know a guy who was getting escorts, dealing coke and doing armed robberies behind his fiance's back. She found out by checking his internet history and text messages. Then she got back with him.

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  • ♂>♀

  • Sasuke.... Ever heard of Debra Lafave? Despite the fact that she's smoking hot, she's a sick pedo fuCk.

  • The worst thing a woman i broke up with did to me was spreading a rumour among our shared friends that I had tried to talk her into anal, when she knew I think its disgusting

  • girl described at 2:12 sounds really stupid

  • FUCK YOU DICK MASTERSON

    for not making more videos and having your website not work.

  • Dick.

  • "one inch penises"...

  • obvious and successful troll is obvious and successful

  • @Anon371: ... He may be a troll, but he delivers the truth.

  • What's wrong with being female?

  • @IntoxicatedZombehh Nothing wrong. Not everyone is born lucky :-)

  • @Imrankniazi Born lucky = to gain tons of weight, lose your hair, and develop a nice set of bitch tits as you get older...

  • @Mistermax30 No, sugar. Born lucky = being the most cerebral living group on the planet. That's exactly what the human male is.

    The power to create and maintain civilisations, to make scientific breakthroughs, analyse complex hydrocarbons and clone life among others.

    Quite simply, the power and the requisite grey matter to force our way to the top of the food chain!

    If you live in a society today, have a life-span of 75+ years and stay safe from animal attacks, thank MEN for that :-)

  • @Imrankniazi I can also thank male humans for being the harbringers of constant warfare, political instability, and vast environmental degradation.

    I have seen just as many female engineers, doctors, and biologists as I have seen male. Often times, these people were much more introspective and less technically rigid than their male counterparts. And referring to "male accomplishments" from the past is hardly fair, as women have been marginalized and oppressed for most of human history...

  • @Mistermax30 People with power would act in both ways - most of the development would be due to them as well as most of the destruction.

    If females had the means and intelligence to usurp men's position as the numero uno living being on the planet, do you think they wouldn't have?

    "as women have been marginalized and oppressed for most of human history"

    Why didn't the all-powerful women find a way to free themselves and progress? Even now, gender equality was handed over by generous men.

  • @Mistermax30 "I have seen just as many female engineers, doctors, and biologists as I have seen male."

    Really? Are you sure that in all the 150+ countries of the world, there is a 50-50 gender distribution in the fields you mentioned? Ok, can you assure even a 60-40 with women taking at least 40% of the positions in the specific fields you mentioned? Can you give me a source to prove your point?

    Engineering, Medicine and Biotech are the fields we are talking about. I'm waiting : -)

  • @IntoxicatedZombehh

    u cant bang, u cant pwn.

  • LOL @ the fat women who call him

  • lol i like the slow-moving music in the background. LOL at the little swearing kid.

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  • This guy is alpha of alphas.

  • ha he probably gets so many chick he took gurls llike dicks to a hole new lvl

  • you are a *&%#ing &%#hole

  • I love being a womanizer!

  • menism ftw

  • he's my man

  • another fatty lol 6:07

  • To think one is better than another is to dehumanize one creating an imbalance which is the beginning of a war with the one that is viewed as being less dehumanizing the one we would view as less. That creates distention separation. God does not like this. Satan likes that. Turn your backs to Satan, and be equal male, and female for Adams rib was taken from eves side to stand beside Adams not from his feet to be below him or from his head to be above him, but from his side to be at his side.

  • I bet all you homely fags fantasize about doing little boys. Yes, losers, you are THAT pathetic..

  • @ItsChillyBrrr Are you a queer ass chick? Dumb hoe, go suck some other girls clit cause you are useless to men.

  • "another fatty" LMFAO 6:06

  • Dick Masterson, you're the man. :D

  • why are you guys saying dick masterson is a god? he a big mean bumhead! he wastes his time saying MEN ARE BETTER! he says women wastes time when he is wasting time too! his mother (if he HAD one) loved him, he showed no love back. hes a complete souless JERK!

    does he really think girls are all about marriage, sex and dating? well IM definetly staying a virgin and will NEVER marry! so HAHA dick! what a stupid name to call yourself DICKHEAD!

  • @iria123isacppenguin

    His voicemails proves every point he makes, dear. All these stupid women inevitably bring up sex as an argument to counter him, effectively handling him victory on a silver plate. All women are good at is sucking cock, striping at clubs and bitching. I can tell from experience.

  • @mirimiripipim lol what? your expericence as a virgin still in highschool- you are too stupid to have access to a computer

  • @mirimiripipim I love the fact your own father beat the living SHIT out of you as a boy, loser......you are only good for one thing......getting your tiny balls kicked up into your neck.

    Run along now, boy.......you are just an UGLY failed zero.....you don't even pass for human, boy......no wonder your own mother wishes she aborted you. LOL

  • @iria123isacppenguin lololololololololol you think this is for serious? haha thanks for proving him right, your time was definately not wasted!

  • HAHAHAHAHA Dick you are the shit :D , Dick is the maaaan :D cracks me up :)

  • i want dan from Louisiana on my facebook 3:25

    ive heard him call in a few of these everything hes said has been gold

  • Dick Masterson is a LEGEND.... and he has a cool Moustache!!!

  • lol I dont know about tobasco killing the sperm, but it will sure as hell keep them from putting it back in.

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  • Typical woman response ="You have a small penis, you are gay, you are homos".

  • @napalmm101 Typical bitter, jealous, women-hating FAG. Stupid loser, women aren't the reason you are a failure, just look in the mirror, prick. Typical uneducated, stupid, angry little boy. You are worthless, just like the abusive shit who fathered you. Take your angry out on that creep, not good women, asshole. :)

  • Wow, you know absolutely nothing about me. I am just commenting on how a lot of these women respond, and it always entails something about being gay. I don't hate women at all. Judging by the amount of comments (and the similar tone of them all), I doubt you even put thought into what I said. You actually proved my point by responding. Thanks! @ItsChillyBrrr

  • The craziest thing a women has done does not come close to the sick shit men do!

  • 5:59 "You are a homosexual, I shall suck no cock, becuz I take no order from men. Oh, u poor miniscule man with 1 inch penis, begoo~ne before women do rule the wo~orld~♪"

    ROFL!!! Cant keep a straight face at that. xD

    If she shall suck no cock, why does she care about the size? Maybe she CANT suck since shes another one of those net fatties. :P

    Sounds like she got raped by her english teacher in 5th grade and cant get over the fact men pwn. Oh well, hilarious. Thanks Master Dickson.

  • @mirimiripipim Sounds like not only are you a STUPID, uneducated failure who can't get a date, your own mother wishes you were NEVER born. Truth hurts, doesn't it, ugly FAG? LOL

    I think you can't get over the fact your daddy and his friends liked your asshole too much. Stupid prick. Go back to kneeling before Daddy, creep. :)

  • wow. this guy is wrong, he's spreading hate! The fact is that some men are better than some women, and some women are better than some men.

  • @sheppyJOLIE

    How are facts spreading hate? Are you an idiot? Thats like saying biologists spread hate whenever they publish new findings.

  • dont be rude

  • dont be rude

  • Part 18 please? and on

  • Women are nothing more than a symbol.

    Like a nice car or a shitty one and they shouldn't forget it.

  • @mochopz You can't even SPELL, you stupid, useless piece of shit. You don't even rate as human, Boy. Now run along, fagboy.........

  • @ItsChillyBrrr wow. someones in need of some cock.. replying to all the guys here with the exact same shit. Trying to get some attention? for your overweight godzilla lookalike whore ass. have fun ;)

  • @mochopz No kidding.....it is like she cut and pasted her response. If she isn't bitter I don't know what is.

  • There are boobs everywhere! LMAO

  • some of the voices and places of location are fake. and i'm even questioning whether dick masterson is even the one narrating this

  • Everything Dick Masterson says is so true. Even though its absurd and hilarious, its all true.

  • @atsusamuno Get a bloody life, you stupid fudge-packer. Not women's fault you're a useless piece of crap. :)

  • @atsusamuno wow yeah everyone can tell your a man u f*ckin suck

  • @atsusamuno oh but did he admite to the fact on how every pedophile is a man?

  • @sasuke830830 check your facts kiddo, this aint true.

  • "without women there would be no men"

    Women that says this only proves that they are stupid, why? Because Dick Mastersons nor his followers never maid a claim that men would survive wothout women! the message is ; MEN AREE BETTER RHEN WOMEN! not MEN WOULD SURVIVE WITOUT WOMEN

  • Yeah - Dick said much in the same thing on Dr Phil - These People seem to jump to conclusions way too much.

  • @Sugpungkula YEAH! these dumb bitches are great at distorting things...

  • whens the next voicemail session. i want in :) (ps im a guy)

  • @grindhousechick

    Theres nothing disrespectful about the truth. It only hurts those who value their ignorance over enlightenment.

  • yeah but the only thing is that he isnt speaking the truth i do not argue that their are not women who act as he describes ALL women do but i do find it disrespectful expecially ALL of my female role modles i grew up with are strong women who not only provide for their family either with out the help of a man or in an equal partnership but also raised my siblings and I. I find his comments on women disrespectful because he says ALL women act this way and that is simply not true.

  • @grindhousechick Use capital letters you fucking bitch. Women are shit at typing.

  • @theawesome6842 Shut up and learn how to spell, you PRICK. God, are all you women-hating, jealous pieces of SHIT that pathetic? Women are shit at typing, no FAGGOT, it's uneducated, useless, lazy pieces of shit like you who are good for nothing.

    Run along now, faggot, decent, intelligent women have no use for crud like you. Watch your sorry mouth around women before some good one pumps your ugly head full of bullets. Stupid, ugly prick. :)

  • @grindhousechick And learn to spell. Its models not modles you fucking cunt.

  • @theawesome6842 YOU learn to spell, you STUPID prick. Oh, and the only cunt is the one who SHIT you onto the planet, runt. Now run along, BOY.......Garbage like you doesn't rate.

    Homely, pathetic Fag. :)

  • @ItsChillyBrrr You have anger problems

  • @theawesome6842 Your mum has pussy problems after I creampied the slut.

  • @theawesome6842 Learn how to spell. It's "it's" not "its" you complete cunt.

  • @omsct I'm a guy you idiot.

  • @theawesome6842 Learn to read, fucking jackass.

  • @atsusamuno The truth hurts as much as my big dick jizzing in your mom's ass.

  • This guy's a Legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @wallstreetyoung No, you homely FAG, and you, like him, is just an angry, bitter, pathetic, dateless loser. Eat shit and die, Prick. :)

  • @wallstreetyoung You're an ugly, failed faggot, boy.......now run along......it's obvious you were born a piece of shit. :)

  • i have a girlfriend that i am happy with and have had sex with her and she has not complained..i would not try to impress anybody else with my penis. You don't know me do you honestly think you teling me i have a small dick through youtube bothers me. Stupid cunt

  • @edd027 Only stupid cunt is the one your ugly father raped to produce YOU, you pathetic, stupid prick. Now shut your ugly yap, boy, before your ugly head is riddled with bullets.

    Women aren't your problem, shit, just look in the mirror. Stupid, worthless FAG. No wonder your own mothe wishes she killed you at birth. Garbage from the get go, eh, PRICK? LOL

  • @ItsChillyBrrr Stupid feminist bitch. Keep talking shit. You will NEVER be treated equally to men.

  • Dick Masterson, you are a god.

  • slut bitch

  • @edd027 Enzyte...

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  • @happyhappyjoyjoy1471.. im actually very happy with my penis..its of average size(but your a woman so ican understand you wanting more all the time) and will get a woman pregnant when i want it to..so fuck you..you dont know me or what i look like..so go and learn your role in life CUNT SLUT..

  • No, If you were very happy with your averaged size penis, you wouldn't need to tell me so....You would just go on being happy. Fuck off you liar!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! ENZYTE!!!

  • It's actually a woman's responsibility to undergo vaginal reduction, though. Women provide sex, men provide success. That's why no guy ever asks a girl, "How much do you make?"

  • @gablio77 Well, they should, you stupid, ugly, mental RUNT, because lazy, stupid, JEALOUS penises like you sure aren't getting the good jobs in our economy, eh? LOL Yes, continue being jealous, you worthless FAG. :)

  • Enzyte...

  • Grown men in canada are pussies. See liberals.

  • Grown men in Canada are awesome. See Georges St-Pierre!!

  • We don't want your dick. I'm pretty sure we can survive without your money, because we can earn our own.

    Oh wait no, we can't. We suck at work, of course, how stupid of me.

    I better stop before the shallow minds in here start to get pissy. have a nice life gentlemen. I wish you good health and a long life.

    Hopefully one without any aids to corrupt your absolute perfection and clear insight.

    I'm so glad I live in the U.K

  • @MrsAbstinence Right on!!! :) These stupid pricks need a good swift kick in the balls. That would be painful. LOL

  • @ItsChillyBrrr Lmao, you've seen one too many Disney movies to be thinking that a kick to the balls will bring a man down when he is DETERMINED to choke you out for nagging like a bitch.

  • You can have your whores gentlemen, but just leave us intelligent, sophisticated women alone, It's so annoying.

  • Your still in your teens like you said. How do you know you can survive without our money? Your still a child! lol And I'm from the UK as well! And I'm an adult and I'll tell you that women in the UK are just as bad. If your one of the few girls that are like you said, 'Intelligent and sophisticated' then you have nothing to worry about because real men will see that. But your young so you'll see what it's like to live in the real world.

  • .

    Oh, and at least I take the time to start my sentances with capitals and end them correctly. I'm not one of the 'illiterate' children. A few typo's here and there should be tolerable.

  • The Lawyer of Criminology earns far more than the binmen. That aside, Women and Men differ on some boundaries but relate in others. As for me, I'm a very 'boyish' girl, but when my gender is being degraded like this, what the hell do you expect me to do? Sit back and ignore it (stereotypically) like a man does? Then nothing will be done

  • if you prove your point about your gender infallibly i'd hands down admit your right, but if you'd stop showering everyone with your, "oh you can't even comprehend language to a level even a 10 year old has grasped fluently" ,and stop trying to say negative things about the people as if it suddenly makes everything proven to you wrong and makes you right and try proving the point of the matter,

  • nothing will be done?!!? men do everything.... and with infinitely more definity and purpose in his actions, its built into his brain, if a leapord bounds into the room and starts mawling stuff... he wont ignore it.. wait till it goes away... or just forget about it idly.. he'd fucking leap up and breaks it neck with his hands, this is the extreme end of the scale but its the same throughout, why else are mostly criminals in prison male, because they go out and do things,

  • yes horrific unforgivable things but things nontheless....

    men act, women shout they're mouth off and complain about why the person isnt acting as they feel they should be acting, or attempt some bid for attention...

    i dont expect you to do anything.. if you dont care they why do you keep re-entering your many posts on why you dont care, never forgetting to add one little diss or insult to bait a even greater attention to yourself.. well done

    you got everyones attention.. wooppee i guess

  • In case you haven't realised, When I put my point across on these videos all I got was inconsiderate replys, men telling me that I'm a hoar and blah blah blah all that jazz. Why the hell should I keep trying to explain and equal out the flaws of gender when everything I type is just wrong purely because I'm a female.

    Oh and by the way, I stopped bothering with this months ago now. I realised that my words would never persuade every man here to stop creating more cults we don't need.

  • @MrsAbstinence Shut up kimberley you fucking cow. You shouldn't even be exposed to this shit anyways , youre a schoolkid. GTFO

  • Unlike some I'M taking this seriously.

    BTW, you can't tell me what to do.

  • @MrsAbstinence Yes i can. Im a man , your a woman. You are inferior. We can get out guns and shoot you all if we want or we can take away your rights so i suggest you STFU NOW AND BEHAVE.

  • @fessbos You can't even SPELL, you fucking, pathetic RETARD. A five year old spells better than YOU, you JEALOUS, worthless NOTHING. LOL Now, runt, run along.....like your good momma says, you are SHIT. Maybe your ugly head should be riddled with bullets, FAG? LOL Stupid prick......go back to school, you uneducated, lazy piece of prick. :)

  • @ItsChillyBrrr

    Fat ugly jobless cow alert. :p

    Go back to the basement bitch, no 1 cares about you. Normally Id tell you to suck some, but since ur prolly too fat and ugly, I dont think u would manage.

  • @ItsChillyBrrr Lazy piece of prick? HAHA YOU JUST MADE MY DAY

  • I don't think they supply guns to children. So hush.