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  • yo mama so fat she watched ghost whisperer looking for tips on how to train ghosts

  • yo momma is so fat and ugly..... thats it.

  • yo momma fat, everywhere she walks se leaves a imprint

  • Yo momma so old she fought in every war!

  • Yo momma so fat that she cant sleep at night because every bed she buys breaks

  • YO MAMA SO FAT, THAT WHEN SHE DID GYM, AND THEY SAID DO A 'SAUSAGE ROLL' SHE'D WHIP OUT THE PASTRY KIND!

  • alt doesnt do anything .... oh i see what you did there

  • yo mamas so fat obi wan kenobi said thats not a moon THAT YO MAMA

  • yo mama so fat when she went to japan they yelled GODZILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • yo momma's so fat that her patronus is a cake

  • @iriketrains15 Fitting for a witch in the House of Pancakes lol

  • yo momma so fat when they take a picture its taken in areal size form!!!!!

  • press 1 until he say yo mama then press 3 XD

  • Yo mamas so fat when she told some body her weight they thought it was her phone number.

  • i feel real bad for the pillow

  • Yo mama so ugly when she look at a onion the onion cried

  • Yo mama so fat, when she steps on a scale it says, 'Sorry my maths skills aren't that high.'

  • you momma so fat, when she steps on a scale it says one at a time please.

  • Yo Mama So Ugly she make union cry

  • YO MAMA SO UGLY Scream said here you need my mask more than i do (rimshot)

  • yo mamas so hairy, you got carpet burn during birth!

  • yo mamas so hairy, the only language she speaks, is wookie (makes random wookie sound)

  • Yo mama so stupid she bought a beaver and called him JUSTIN.

  • yo mama so ugly she became forever alone women

  • YO MAMA SO OLD SHE WAS IN THE YEARBOOK WITH MOSES

  • You mama is so stupid she tried to snort coke the beverage

  • yo mama so stupid she dries her toilet paper

  • yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner.

    she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet!

  • your mama so stupid when she went to sweetbay she ask the casher wheres the sweet water

  • yo momma is sooo old, her social security number is 1

  • your mama so fat the only letters she knows in the alphabet are kfc

  • @malwes100 BK

  • your mom is so ugly her shadow gave up

  • Press 2 repeatedly

  • Yo mama so UGLY, When she walked in to the bank they turn of the ''Surveillence cameras''

  • YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE FELL OF A BOAT AND THE CAPTIN YELLED "LAND AHOY!''

  • yo mamas so fat that when she whore grey they said THE MOONS FALLING DOWN !!!!!

  • @josecortezx4 IS ME HAHA IM SOO COOL I LIKE MY OWN COMMENTS

  • That suked

  • y r u idiots copying the same exact thing we are watching

  • Yomama so ugly when she summoned bloody mary bloody mary was the one that ran away.

  • Yo mama so UGLY

    when trick or treaters whent to her house...

    GUESS WHO GOT THE CANDY!?

  • you mama so fat when she steped on a scale is "said one at a time please'

  • yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone

  • yo mama is so ugly that eeewww!!!!!

  • You're. Mom is so fat when thay shot her the bullet bonus back

  • yo mama so ugly she made medusa turn to stone

  • yo mama so fat, when she saw the thanksgiving turkey, she asked it to marry her.

  • Yo mama so ugly when she walked up to Megatron he said " Nice try Prime".

  • Yo momma so fat when she got on the acle, her weight was OVER 9000!!!

  • @Z0MB1PLAY3R What the fuck's an "Acle"?

  • @Z0MB1PLAY3R what 9000 theres no way the could be right?

  • @Z0MB1PLAY3R W-H-A-C-K :) 

  • @Z0MB1PLAY3R WHAT THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

  • Yo mama is SO STUPID!

    She sold her TV to buy a Xbox360.

  • yo mam so nasty her ass was born with shit stains

    

  • yo mama so stupid (or fat) her brain is spaggeti

  • so yellow when cars drive past her they slow down

  • yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry

    yo mama so poor when she lit up a match all the cockroaches came out clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat

    yo mama so fat even the count couldn't count how many calories she ate

    yo mama so stupid she made a peep hole in a glass door

    yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

    yo mama so fat that she has her own orbit

    so that's where Pluto went

    yo mama so old her breast milk is powder

    yo mamas teeth so yel

  • every one left the theater *my bad

  • Yo Mama so Ugly everyone the theater just beacuse the didnt want to see her

  • @DancingNutellaQueen i mean everyone left the theater

  • yo mama so stupid she thought you had to pay for $25 miles per hour

  • Yo mama so stupid she watched this video

  • yo mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor said "aliens are invading earth"

  • yo mama so fat...that when she was tested on mythbusters...THEY HAD TO MAKE A TWO HOUR LONG EPISODE

  • yo mama so fat when she passes infront of your tv is skipped 10 channels

  • yo mama is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said "sorry no perfessionals"

  • @SLGStudios ha

  • hAHA

  • I dont get the alt like thing....

  • yo mama so stupid she thought lionel messi always in a messy situation

  • Yo mama so old she has an autographed bible

  • I don't like the COOL side of the pillow... I like the BRODY side of the pillow....

  • i feel bad for thepillow

  • yomama so black, they marked her absent at night school.

  • yo mama so fat when she falls down the stairs she sings u see me rollin

  • Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

  • Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a mirror store. She's banned from Mexico now.

  • Yo Mamma so fat she liked bacon so much she went in the oven and got Baked-In.

  • yo mama is so fat, when she heard over 9000 SHE THOUGH PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT HER WEIGHT!

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  • Yo mama so fat, she has to buy a whole row of seats at the cinema.

  • Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

  • yo mamas so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out

  • yo mama so old she was the waiter at the last supper

  • That was the shittiest joke you ever had but your still awesome

  • Yo mama so fat when she went missing.. Who am i kidding she cant go missing!

  • Yomama so stupid her marriage ring is a onion ring

  • don't search skin tags on google

  • Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragoo

  • She's got SKIN TAGS, Man!

  • WTF XD

  • yo mamas so ugly the bed wet itself

  • Yo mama is so fat, her shadow weights 400 pounds

  • yo mama so stupid a robber stole her TV and she ran after him yelling U FORGOT THE REMOTE!!!!

  • your mamas so fat when she tried to break it down she couldnt come back up

  • yo mamas so stupid she thinks square roots are vegatables

  • yo Mamas teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down

  • Yo mama so ugly even she make Medusa into stone!

  • yo mama is so poor she can't pay attention

  • Yo Mama so Stupid she thought that all the people who uses Weeds are Vegetarian. xD

  • Yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow. Skittle popped out her ass

  • yooooo mama soooo stupid.............she brought a spoon to the Superbowl

  • Your moms so fat ahab mistook her for

    Moby dick

  • please do this one

    yo mama so fat she sat on the ipod and made the ipad

  • @1sk8r1computernerd he did already

  • @1sk8r1computernerd more like the I-Dead ahahah

  • ewww do not look up skin tags and do not look at the pictures of it trust me you dont want to see them

  • Yo mama is so fat that she use hacks on Wii fit

  • Yo momma is so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.

  • Your mom is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

  • Yo Mama so FAT, Indiana Jones got lost on her

  • Your moma so fat people thought she was an asteroid when she was in space!

  • That dude sounds like Joe from family guy anyone agree ?

  • @Montiibabe yeah

  • @Montiibabe yeh i thought it was him aswell, except he has legs lool

  • @Montiibabe well yeah this guy is the guy of a hundred voices

  • @Montiibabe I was thinking that it sounds like krunk from emperor's new groove.

  • @erockbaby3000 same voice actor

  • @Montiibabe

    Cuz it is...

  • @Montiibabe Dude he does it on purpose fuckhead look at his other YouTube channel McGoiter.

  • Yo momma so stupid she used scissors to drive because she wanted to cut corners

  • Yo Mama so stupid shes got the attention span of a Squirrel

  • your mom is so stupid when she bought a donut she complaint that their was a whole in it

  • u must read this. once u started there is no turnind back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdured in 1945.her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed hin. if ou do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste if you want to be saved

  • @Username23436

    Yo Mama so stupid, She wasted a good fuck over YOU!!!

    But really, she should have used a johnny.

  • @Username23436 im reporting u get IT THERE WAS A FAT MAN NAMED USERNAME23456 WHO KEEPS POSTING THIS CRAP

  • @vincethepic

    You do know it is actually possible to drown a fish...

  • Yo mama so ugly, brody was scared of her 0.0

  • Your Mamas so stupid she made you eat breakfast with a fork to save milk

  • Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish!

  • Yo momas so stupid she got locked in a motorcycle.

  • yo mama sooo ugly she makes medussa look good.

  • Yo mama so dumb when she got locked in the bed store she slept on the floor

  • Yo Mama is so fat, JESUS can't lift her spirits!

  • @BurittoSandwich Copeier i said that joke 2 months ago

  • yo mama so ugly. that she did not need to have a costume on Halloween

  • yo momma so fat she chased a bus full of white men cause she thought it was a twinkie

  • Yo mama is so. Stupid, she robbed her own house.

  • Yo mama so big they made her a natopnsl landmark

  • Yo MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ROLLED DOWN A HILL INDIANA JONES SAID,"NOT AGAIN?!?"

  • yo mama so fat when someone threw a bus at her she said "who threw that twinky'!!!

  • Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side

  • yo mama so fat shes in phinies and ferb and when they went back in time she crushed the dinasor

  • press 2 for "UGLY!!!"

  • You sound a bit like Joe from family guy

  • Why do you always brag about ur musles at the end of each clip?

  • Yo mama so poor when i walked in ur house and blew out the candle she asked, hey! Who turned off the heater?!?!?!?

  • yo mama so stupid she tried to put mnm's in alphabetical order

  • To momma so stupid, she thought a social network was a factory that made nets

  • wtf i commented this yomoma joke >:( but i dont know on whitch vid xD

  • yo mama so fat,that when the robber comes,he have to hid her in the garage

  • wtf are skin tags?! :^|

  • @facebookfan123456789 I'd say google it, but don't...

  • Yo mama's so fat she was born on February 1st, 2nd, and 3rd!