TotalBiscuit and Jesse Cox Play Terraria - Part 6 - Jesse is bad at Power Ups

[brad5432111]

the merchant sells a miners hat

[McFancyPan]

I will pursue and detain!

[adj3691]

SHUT THE FUCK UP FRED I'LL HIT THE SKIP BUTTON EVERY TIME YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!

[ShadeWolf09]

Jesse, I don't know where in America you live, but where I live, monsters appear on my doorstep on a daily basis.

[TheTriforcekeeper]

"This is gonna turn out bad, isn't it?" Really funny cut :D

[RomulusV1337]

What is the outro its so awesome!

[Stefan61713]

@RomulusV1337 i think its the pirates of the caribbean theme

[Dananingonaninga]

@RomulusV1337 The "Total Biscuit Ballad" By Charlie Parra del Riego, TB had him make it for his videos.

[r4n9e991c]

wow..? 23 dislikes onley!

EPIIIIIC!

[nickbomb101]

It was a miner but you thought it was a skeleton.X)

[quanfeng100]

u miss ametyst

[darkzero2192]

LMFAO IT WAS MINE

[Hawnzor]

13:28

the skeleton disappears again

[Hawnzor]

We might need to go somewhere else to drain the water

"1 block deeper is a huge cave TB stops digging"

[MasterBlock11]

You, Son of a Beeach O.o 

[MrIcecreampirate]

IT WAS MINNNNNEEEEEEE WHYYYYYYYYYYY ......... 

[gibic400]

:( no hook

[TheCinimus]

@neofriends because he cant

[bionicdragon5]

IT WAS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!

XD

[Nimrast]

omg jesse is hilarious

[jbkjbk1999]

i miss ebing a noob

[jbkjbk1999]

@jbkjbk1999 being*

[menemai]

interesting to see how jesse is still monetizing off these videos and tb isn't.

[niloc565]

I love jesse's Humor :o

[TheCinimus]

@neofriends becase e couldn't

[gamerader1]

you have a mh ideots

[neofriends]

Why didn't he buy the mining helmet from the merchant?

[TDATDIAlina]

@neofriends I don't think he had enough gold...

[cheSterEJ]

TB, stop forgetting to close your damn doors!

[DaathGrimoire]

"You're fine."

[ThePlatinumMatt]

always love the charlie at the end

[TheSephiroth5]

To everyone who comments about'MAKE GODLY WEAPONS AND SUPER SYAN JAZZ!' quit it. This video was posted LONG FRIGGIN AGO! God..sometime si wonder if people ever read the date of videoes.

[JormundFenris]

*in the distance* IN WAS MIIINNNE!

This shit's the shit!

[TheFishprince]

omg jessie you are the funniest man in the youtube i guess (and ennoying )

[russiozon]

TB gave Jesse his heart. Awww ^^

[fireskin0]

make armor !!

[mic2000100]

Badassiest?

[mic2000100]

TB: ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALOWN! TAKE THIS! *Gives Jesse Iron Shortsword*

Jesse: Ya, and you have a silver broadsword you little s***.

[mic2000100]

TB: 3 Points (For Hook and 2 Heart Pieces, Cristal Hearts, Whatever)

Jesse: Negfinti Points (For dieing like 9000 times)

Jesse: -_-

[mic2000100]

You guys should put a sign in the mushroom kingdom saying:

Sorry Mojo / TotalHailbut, but your mining hat is in another cave!

[mic2000100]

I need to make that video of me Pwning the Eater of Worlds with a Blue Sword and Armor thats on fire (In other words, Colbat Sword and Molten Armor)

[Gamemaster411]

I have to admit these 2 are terrible.

[MultiKlippa]

17:52 it's a HOOK!!!



[lest128]

whats that purple stuff next to u at 7:44

[MrManboboman1414]

dide any one see the purple ore at 8:24

[Caparo479]

@MrManboboman1414 I was so angry at that point

[tc2k93]

10:01 that's because he isnt Dave! Yognaught

[TheAwesometj]

Im not ending this episode till i get my grappling hook....... *end of episode* :P

[grimmangel25]

I like the doors...

[Solarn40]

PUT MORE TORCHES DOWN

[Pulsar232]

Jesse:I think we discovered, I think we discovered the Mushroom Kingdom. I saw a mushroom. We're gonna get there and they'll be like. "Sorry, but your mining hat is in another castle". Then I'll be pissed.

This made my day :D.

[ImThatOneGuy369]

You can't get the helmet from the skeleton you have to buy one

[P4D3LL05]

Turn on the caption lmao

[ImThatOneGuy369]

To make bed work it has to be in a proper room

[Furryrascal1]

Jesse: "This skeleton is dancing on my body..."

Words cannot describe how hard I laughed at that.

[mrtastyminimuffin]

The phrase we need to go deeper and no sexual joke? I think Jesse might be sick

[GTindustriesFTW]

you got a hook, what are you some kind of hooker

*bud ump chh*

[Roguesoldier678]

gumption-noun- common sense

[KitaharaSayakoFan]

TB died 2 times in this episode and Jesse died 7 times :D

[skudzer1985]

I'm strangely addicted to this series, these two are like a modern day Abbot and Costello.

[wolfy1379]

so there was a disappering zombie and a mineing zombie

[secretsofmyenigma]

Jesse was right. Their mining helmet is in another castle.

[KiddCrowley]

*Girly Voice* IT'S A HOOK

hahaha most excited i've ever seen TB

[shadowarcher1000]

The phrase "We need to go deeper" uttered without an inception joke? BLASPHEMY!

[Sandokaaann]

IT WAS MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I loled so hard my desk almost broke :D

[Supir12345]

Did anyone see that skeleton disappear? At around 6:14



[kartoonistgirl]

@Supir12345 it drowned. Even though the water only went up to it's feet (:

[TheDudemaister97]

@Supir12345 what the **** it disappeared in to fin air O-O

[AXharoth]

@Supir12345 man this is scary but must be daytime

[danielfla123]

@AXharoth skeletons dont dissapear when its day

[iamnuff1992]

you dont have any iron because you keep making anvils underground. just go home to do your smithing

[iamnuff1992]

keep digging in to the water to drain it into a cave, make airbubbles, its not hard

[mangaman621]

The merchant had a mining helmet... haha

[kartoonistgirl]

@mangaman621 nah he had a cap with a feather in it

[mangaman621]

@kartoonistgirl ...not exactly what I mean't.

[kartoonistgirl]

@mangaman621 oh you mean you can buy one from him......

[Meoidn]

@Espiibutt Exactly my friend ^^

[Coopmore]

@TheNinjablade27 It's still damned funny.... Wait... "as a representative", "doesn't represent" wat

[Meoidn]

@TNTROCK101 It's possible to get to the hardmode in a few hours... Actually if you're lucky I'd say it takes about 2h. So it's really nothing to brag about.

PS. *sob* Please don't call them noobs they are my heroes ;d

[FilipooEpicSkrillex5]

Am i The only one that saw The purple crystal ore at 13.31

[Service2519]

you have a hook :D 

[MrMinecraft813]

He has a block of sand and he throws away his lenses -_-

[ezfunperson26]

06:13 wtf a disappearing skeleton?

[D38THTH3T33N]

@ezfunperson26 it despawned



[TNTROCK101]

i just realized they are kinda noobs..... my friend and i bought terraria about a week ago and its already on hardmode, an we both have hallow armor...... but then again jesse is slowing them down XD

[Espiibutt]

@TNTROCK101 Firstly, they only play while they're recording. Second, they're shooting a video. No one wants to watch two guys rushing through Terraria. They want to see Jesse dying a lot and TB complaining about random things.

[jorde2500]

hmm a spider mob might be nice ... on the other hand it would be able to crawl up walls and ceilings XD

[massimo48300]

Motivation??? This is Jesse he's talking about -.-

[Darksilk01]

8:09 was copper coins in the pot

[0Gascar]

lol, zombie appears at 6:09 and then he disappears randomly at 6:15 xD

[xXZaco]

@0Gascar

im sure it's a super ancient teleporting skeleton they , all been slain by skeletron prime for extreme cowardise

[CaptainKessock]

@0Gascar i saw that

[5illyMe]

Why did he have to die?! I wanted to hear his reaction when a load of water fell on him.

[N1nJaMuFf1n]

WTF happend to the skeleton at 6:12??? LoLOLOLOLOL it just diisappeard

[MrRJSTALEY]

u son of a beach

[sidegate12]

am i the only person that saw the purple rocks at 8:21???

[McLolzable]

@sidegate12 Are they part of posibly some purple hill ?

[TheNinjablade27]

As a representitive of america this man dosent represent us or any american(except him)

[UGNJake]

@TheNinjablade27 ಠ_ಠ

[armagedonbe]

"the whole area is covered with slimes now" is transcribed by youtube as "coastal area commits crimes now" @9:35 ...

[pielava12]

u missed a lot of iron

[Fusi0nSlay]

Jesse: IT WAS MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[danisuperedition]

what is the outro song?

[Justin100000186]

holy crap! it's already 6:06 AM

[Bobmanx12]

MOTHAFUCKING SHADOW ORBS DROP MOTHAFUCKING GUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[murdochmonkey1]

jesse is right, i slayed 2 dragons this morning just to get to the shop

[gigbits]

use the fire arrows instead of torch

[kigi12mike]

gumption means courage apparently 

[ZarkManthra]

TB: im not ending this episode without a grappling hook...

Jesse:this is gonna be bad

ends... okay

[0332288]

Jesse: *gets squished by mother slime*

TB:...i saw that coming in slow motion. I was like "NOOOOOO wait i don't actually care about him."

Jesse: awww... D,:

[Gigigiritina]

I love the tb theme song

[TheFRANKIE442]

nice vid



[jmarr100]

Speaking as an American, this man does not represent us!

[morgenix123]

6:12 vanishing skeleton in the left corner!

[Foxxiee4672]

in an earlier episode tb and jesse cox killed an undead miner

[UnlimitedHeaven]

At 06:15. A skeleton comes towards TB and cox, it gets stuck and poof it is gone O.O

[AndurilWielder]

You guys should invest in some spelunker's potions. The results are magical...(staying on topic here with magic :P)

[L140RC3]

what song is at the end of the video?

[Holyhellaflyingturd]

@L140RC3

It's called "The Total Biscuit Ballad"

[TheMarauder51]

The redundancy department of redundancy now has an online website!

[az095929]

best series on youtube and totalbiscuit considers it as side project. the awesomeness?

[simonezzmann]

he mined that water on puropus -.-

[TheS0V13T]

I am not going to end the episode until I get the grappling hook! [five seconds later] *episode ends*

[AndeAlmighty]

i freaking LOVE his old miner voice, lol

[RedJester93]

lol TB's idea of an episode is actualy like an hour and a half

[RedJester93]

ahhh, I remember my first hook drop.

[jinjurukiify]

Who else saw the mother slime despawn at 8:08 and the skeletons spawn at 8:14 lol

[ellislad99]

Did anyone see that skeleton at the bottom left just dissapear @06:13

[shandow15]

theres something wrong with the likes on this video - its only showing mine :P

[cmboyfriend]

IT WAS MINEEE XD

[ZackCosplayer]

"This is gonna end bad, isn't it?" Haha, what a line to end the video on :D

[FunMysteryGirl]

I saw a pot

!!!

[starlightmist6]

17:05 Me: Do not mine the mushrooms, DO NOT MINE THE MUSHR-

Dangit TB...

XD

[DubReDux]

ALL HAIL CHTULU!

[blueravenvg]

Magic here meh just a bit.

[aron10194]

"im not gonna end this episode until i have a grapling hook" episode ends 30 seconds later lol

[32darkassassin]

Haha of course the final words of the episode are jesse saying, "this is gonna end bad, isn't it?"

[bilange]

Nice "end of world" reference there; "FIRE ZE MISSILES!" :)

[twilaz]

IT WAS MINE :D

[Jagethemage]

you can clearly tell that TB is a seasoned, professional online video producer:

*jessie begins to talk smack on Jim Morrison*

"eeeeeeeh, lets try to talk about something eeeelse"

[0HY4]

17:55 OMG ITS A hoooook!!!

[kvfxganjaninja]

17:50 "omg..is that..is that what i think it is!? it's a hook, it's a hook, a hook! the hook!! ...the....hook." hahahahaha TB gets so sad that Jesse's isn't as excited as he is.

[Nathanrules20]

no top comment. DJ JAZZY WORM JEFF

[hentaispyder]

i want that hat I WANT IT

[Xiphion]

did anyone notice the skeleton evaporating at 6:14?

[icameandconquered]

did anyone else see the skeleton spazz out at 6:16?

[Xorches]

brains? is that what gumpsion is. then in that case tb was saying jesse needs a brain lol

[minecraftorBGindy]

@Xorches gumption means 'common sense'. just looked it up :P

[thestalkinghead]

@Xorches gumption sort of means brains, but its more about common sense and drive

[Xorches]

@Xorches  jesus it was a joke stop replying with what it really means

[Gurgleschlortz]

@Xorches Gumption is the will to do something, the want or need to perform a certain activity.

[Reverendshot777]

@Xorches Gumption is kind of like drive or ambition, the will to get going and accomplish something rather than be lazy

[chuggaacaprisunify]

@Xorches I think gumption actually means guts, or something like that.

[SpectreMusicCo]

@Xorches

unfortunately not, but that would be hilarious

[Espiibutt]

@Xorches Gumption is pretty much old people speak for willpower.

[0332288]

16:49

[TheLordRatatosk]

lol im the eater of worlds? (my names frank)

[Pickleman1998]

why does he mine through all of the water?

[Blackwiz555]

love the outrow so badass

[MrYingnyang]

I love that everything has skyrim related stuff now and this was 6 months ago

[Gerritt94]

My name is Frank, Eater of Worlds.

[McLolzable]

@Gerritt94 Hello Frank

[MisterAnimann]

You missed amethyst at 7:40 and again at 13:30 >.<

[CookieHunterX]

Dear god XD IT WAS MIIIINE!!! NOOH...!

[thedyno900]

15:25 IN 1.1 THEY HAVE!

[toggleshot]

BEST.... PLAYTHROUGH..... EVA!!!!!!!!!!

[MrLinty2]

Them skeletons all took an arrow to the knee

[tripp1123]

I used to like memes... Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[mikelm1999]

@OMFGcata i hear there is a king slime whos a boss in terrria a HUGE slime i dont know how to spawn it though (dont know why you would want to) sry.