Europe according to french people

[MirTort]

UOH! Tapas, paella, soccer, party!

We are the country with more working houres, but our stereotype is vague, why? WHY????? xDDDDD

[MirTort]

@MirTort I made a mistake, more working hours* in eurozone

[obdam1990]

jeej again a drug addict that the same on every map:p gruss aus der niederlande

[tigstuga]

Oh camon, we portuguese are not hairy people. You are seeing too much portugueese amateur porn

[yungsoo]

@tigstuga it's just a stereotype, some friends of mine are portuguese and they are not hairy at all xD

[chris16june]

Turks =fags XD nice video

[1TheAttila1]

@chris16june Looks like you tasted a Good Turkish Dick before xD mrs.GAYmany citizen xD

[1TheAttila1]

@chris16june Omaha beach is the where GAYmans became Sex slave of Great American Soldiers Bitch xD

[1TheAttila1]

@chris16june FUCK Hitler he was fucked hard by Russians and he was a JEW hahaha

[yungsoo]

@chris16june greeks = fags (its greece)

i'm french and it's true, we say greeks are gays because in the greek mythology, being homosexual was a good thing

[chris16june]

hey frogeater we germans are not fascists, yes we are friends and iam proud of it :)

[gamewesker]

really? drug addicts?

[MixedSpecieMixedRace]

LMFAO Portugal Hairy people HHAHA

[lunelune2413]

lol

[lukkyluciano]

lol finland=siberia

[HTIDjohn08]

The England and Ireland bit is shit cz if you knew anything then you would know that its Scottish people that stereotypically have red hair .. fucking French twat

[MrDeludedPenguin]

@HTIDjohn08 Ohmy is that a butthurt scot?

Ive never ever ever ever ever seen that before. >.>

I can't believe you got wound up over a not being stereotyped as a ginger xD

[1225MAGNA]

@HTIDjohn08 French Twat..lol

[XBotticelli]

@HTIDjohn08 stereotypically it's all the celtic's ho have red hair, and Ireland is... ??

[FreeRoosterGR]

fags???

Look who's talking hahahaha......

[Eristof260]

haha i love the "fascists but friends" for Germany, but why porn star?

[chrisdavidi]

aaaand this is why everyone hates france.

[2nadalfederer1]

I just can't uderstand why Czech people are Pornstars. (Maybe because I'm from Czech Republic I can't understand.)

[Dragon10x10]

Russia=Atomic Bombs

[NarcosisCal]

Drug Addicts sounds like a nice country and it's close to Porn Stars and Beautiful Women.

[trexnija]

@NarcosisCal It is, but we're not all drug addicts XD. Just because soft drugs are legal here doesn't mean we are getting high all the time --'.

[fradika14]

well i'm hungarian and there isn't any war or prostitutes or something else bad... that is romania men and the balcan, we arent balcan

[alynwhite]

@fradika14 Romania isn't balcan either, learn some fucking geography

[fradika14]

@alynwhite i wrote that romania AND the balcan, learn reading

[NikoLolShit]

Estonia,(IMLATVIAN),Lithunania­=Never Heard Of It |My Reaction :FOR4ALONE:

[Frenchkisssss]

@LPKoki He didnt make a mistake when he wrotes Siberia as Finland on the map , its just that for us its so cold there that we compare this country to Siberia ....

[asdfomfglol]

See, these videos are actually much better than those world war 3 simulations or the greatest empires of all times lol..

[Cr3ssida]

Greeks=Fags ? You French right ?

Greeks love French people and how sophisticated your language sounds . And particularly your culture . Thank you so much for calling us Fags .

We surely have the wrong idea for French people too. :)

[Hippophilee]

@Cr3ssida we are talking about clichés – stupid or funny national prejudices. We all know well that the English or Greeks or Californians are not more homosexual than the French or Swedes or Japs or whoever. I go to Greece quite often and love your country (and learned ancient Greek at school).

[TheSingmonk]

i live in france i tell u its all true this is how french look at euro[pe

[historygooru1]

irony of ironies, the french have the most military victories, but...

[5382021]

HAHAHA French people accusing others (Greek) of being fags lol

[Hippophilee]

@5382021 Right, we French have this prejudice that many Greeks, Italians, English and Americans are homosexuals. Formerly, the Germans qualified too… We are very surprised to discover that other nations identify French with fags!

[5382021]

@Hippophilee That's hilarious, here in America French are known as flaming homos hahaha

[Hippophilee]

@5382021 Hilarious indeed, all these clichés. Many French see the US as the homeland of hippies, "gay & lesbian studies" in universities, gay Hollywood and Washington (including the old founder of FBI, Dulles)… While we Frenchmen cannot see a pretty woman without trying a pass at her…

[5382021]

@Hippophilee That's pretty funny, but in the US I have to say the French military is the butt of more jokes than the homosexuality

[Hippophilee]

@5382021 Well, to tell you a joke: About 10 years ago we heard of a debate in US military spheres about "Should the US army admit homosexuals?", and we figured out that a parallel debate would take place in Britain about "Should Her Majesty's army admit heterosexuals?" - so strong is the French cliché about the Brits being flamboyant gays.

[5382021]

@Hippophilee hahaha, America and Europe may be different, but we can rest assured that homosexuals are made fun of everywhere :P

[Hippophilee]

@5382021 Right – the French language has quite an inventive vocabulary to make fun of fags, just like the English!

[Frenchkisssss]

@5382021 French conisedered as homo in US ? So why american girls loves french guys ? I v been there , i know what i m talking about ...

[5382021]

@Frenchkisssss hahaha, stereotypes man

[t0xictreasure]

haha ma mere dit la meme chose de le belges! aussi mes grandsparents qui vie á Lille (nord)

[TheMrmysteryguest1]

fuck u... from scotland with love :-D

[IRACEMABABU]

Do you know that one : The best European congress : English welcoming, german organization, french food and Italian entertainment. And now the worse : French welcoming, italian organization, english food and german entertainment..... (true or not ?)

[lek1223]

@IRACEMABABU SO true!

[impulse9999pl]

@IRACEMABABU Hetalia by any chance?

[IRACEMABABU]

@impulse9999pl Sorry, my english is not so good : what's Hetalia ??

[impulse9999pl]

@IRACEMABABU It is where the quote is actually from^^ It is an anime show:) pretty good, you can watch it youtube too! i reccomend it if u like humour and arent too patriotic.

[IRACEMABABU]

@impulse9999pl Thanks ! I had a look, but it's too fast for me to understand... The only thing I can say about it is the accent of "france" doesn't sound french (why not contract a french actor ?), but reading the commentaries it seems very funny.

[impulse9999pl]

@IRACEMABABU Ok, i understand, its kind of hard to understand an anime as it has to be very fast, as it takes time to make.

But once your English is polished up like mine(im Polish) then its easily understandable:).

[GamingLogics]

Probably because France has been butt fucked by everyone in Europe.

[nikoreggiori]

@GamingLogics

Open history biiks and read about guillaume the conqueror and Napoleon, then we might have a proper discussion.

[nikoreggiori]

@nikoreggiori books not biike, sorry.

[jamexxxxxxxx]

hi from"never heard of it " frog eating douche`s

[boss180888]

why does everyone call greece fags?

[nikoreggiori]

@boss180888

that a stupid french idea based on the classical greek period, when very famous writers, philosopher etc, had attractions for (very) young boys.

[boss180888]

@nikoreggiori bien j'ai demandé ça pas seul pour ce qui est écrit sur cette video mais je l'ai vu aussi dans des autres versions, lol pourquoi tout le monde se rappele de ça est ne se rappelent pas de leonidas et de pericles?

[links212]

This is about how every country in Europe and the US view Europe.

[skaterobban]

the england and ireland part is actually true haha

[stuartyy90]

@skaterobban AHHHH FUCK OFF! its not just england, there are wales and scotland too!!!! but apart from that , yes it is true

[dimezzogiorno]

'hairy people' ? ahaha funny,but why??  Mais bon, nous aimons la france ;)

(BY THE WAY, i've seen that greece appears in most videos like "gay area" lool but why?? curious...)

[somany5]

umm finland is not siberia whoever made this needs to think cause siberia is northern russia

[parbooscar]

"Never Heard Of It " is pretty idk, Americans mix us whit finnish (its really ok for us)................We dont waste money(Unlike GREEK idiotic Frags- Most idg(i dont give) a F... about other countries in I side of 21 century (i mean not country and all but some people of Greek)).We are kinder to give money to our family memebers of another country citicens, unlike some richer countries people, even if Estonians people income is 4X smaller than Finnish thanx to 20 century Russian coverment.

[vasy009]

acourding to romanian people french are "cacanari lenesi debili mintali in concordanta cu toata societataea capitalista"....our ancestors were your fathers.rmember that.

[Synthiotics]

the only time the french were ever funny was when monty python made fun of them

[1N73RC3P7OR]

"Gypsy accordionists" The song is played with an accordion! Oh the irony........

[henkarars]

hey is this true?

[sonnyjim202]

Jawohl faschist 4 life!

[LilttleFreak]

*laughing hysterically* I love my country.... And unlike GreekArmy57 said, we are not all fags, we just don't discriminate: 5 people? That's ok. 3 are guys? That's also ok. Share the love my friend, share the love.

[alarik36]

French humor in this video is on level with the best english top-class Monty-Python humour.. Greetings from Sweden

[KikiGlasni98]

WAR! Balkan vs France

[dimitrisre1]

GREECE IS THE BEST COUNTRY ASHOLE  C'EST MERD

[bledi220]

@dimitrisre1 greece is the sheat country that is it the fake history is gone you are alone now ,you are the gipsis of europe togather with romanian.hahahaha

[LaFlammeAzure]

Hahaha, it's funny beacause it's kinda true that we see the other countries like that

[Frutoses]

French calling portuguese hairy, lol! We still love you anyway.

[cantor0305]

@alynwhite ah ah so why did you watch this video einstein !

[alynwhite]

@cantor0305 I don't know maybe something called... curiosity?

[cantor0305]

@PSJordan20 it's old cliché from antic times. Don't worry it's only joke

[zorax15]

This vid is one of the few that really made me laugh. Funny descriptions of the nations in Europe.

Greetings from Germany ;)

[MultiUbel]

Fuck off! Ukraine is not russia!!!!!!!!!!

[Nuklearexperiment]

Salutations de le nouveaux amis :-D

[lazchildren17]

hahah greece fag country it's true and lol pornstar countries :)

[KonjakTheSober]

I can live whit that (I´m from sweden)

[warnorth96]

@minhounou Bastarde gamw to mouni tis mana sou!

[GreekArmy57]

@minhounou you bastard go die with your nation,and our politicians bastard, gay shit

we are proud of created democracy,we are proud to have created the most of europian languages,we are proud to have the best army,we are proud to have history before 10000 bc,WE ARE PROUD TO BE GREEK

you are proud to be gay!!!!

[Juristpen69]

@GreekArmy57 Ok, guys take it easy. Everynations has its flaws Greece has a probleme now, could be us later. We owe them most of occidental culture and we gave em a hand this time. In 10 years or less our situation may be worse than theirs.

[jb10626]

@minhounou Supported!

FROM EVERYWHERE

[nikoreggiori]

@minhounou sort un peu de ta cambrousse mec. Lis des livres, débranche TF1, trouve 50 euros pour prendre un avion pour Athenes et surtout, sourtout, garde tes commentaires idiot pour toi.

[andrej32theking]

@minhounou BE BACK PHILIP II

[fuckinperfeckt]

WOHO! beautiful women! :D

[JANCO761]

Czech republic and Slovakia -PORNSTARS...hhaahh good joke

[manonclaudia]

c'était bien drôle et c'est vrai ce sont les bns clichés!!! ahahahah

[FaaTi]

Greece = fags Lol so true

[thexpinomanx]

French people?? they dont even exist anymore!!!

[MrFrankygoestoboston]

Better being a hairy Portuguese than a greek fag heheeh

[thecartoonsemotion]

WOW, I will believe a worst position for Spain xD

[cantor0305]

@thecartoonsemotion yeah i saw on spanish sport forum that you are thinking french dislike spanish people. exept the doping joke its not true.

[chezlesbisounours]

@DeadPoleGoodPole Ostie de Québécoise de merde, va ! Je vois que ton compte vient juste d'être fermé tellement tu dois être une grosse tâche. Tu souffres d'un complexe d'infériorité, comme bcp de tes concitoyens. Mais c'est normal, quand on voit dans quel état pitoyable se trouve le Québec, et quand on voit la mentalité ridicule de la majorité des Québecois... quand je pense que vous êtes Français an départ, quelle honte !

[BzJomiru]

I'm Belgian/Ukrainian

Belgians "dumb friends" I'm not you're friend... But perhaps the dumb are the Walloons so w/e

Ukrainian "3rd Russians" What?! So French are 3rd Romans?

[Frenchkisssss]

@BzJomiru Yeah its Wallonie because we consider the north as a part of the Netherland. If you are from the north of course we are not friend. And yeah Ukrenia for us is nothing more than an other Russia , you speak all russian there and you were sovietic , you have the same culture ...If for you it is insulting , then i m sorry ...

[BzJomiru]

@Frenchkisssss

I can understand you thinking that as Slavic culture is indeed very related with each other because of the USSR.

The official language of Ukraine is Ukrainian... And before you say they are the same please go study some languages!

It's like saying North Belgium and Netherlands speak German. So ignorant.

[Frenchkisssss]

@BzJomiru Half of your population is Russian ... We do not studing your country in school. All we know is that you were apart of USSR, thats it. I know nothing else about Ukraine because there is nothing else to know about it. What is you history ? Do you have any Emperor, Famous conqueror, Big monuments? Do you think that you have richest history than Greece, Spain or England ? Anyway, let me know if there is something intersting to know which is not directly related to Russia.

[celtoantico]

Over the years that I've watched and listened to a variety of videos on youtube, ranging from popular music to sitcom clips and even the bizzare, I never laughed as heartily as I did when I looked at the European map according to the French. Albeit a joke, it is oddly somewhat of an accurate representation. And, like all good comedy, there is a great deal of truth behind the farce. Absolutely hilarious. I love this, it made my day. Great video! Bravissimo!

[luckyStrike89ru]

I actually thought France was known for its prostitutes.

[Frenchkisssss]

@luckyStrike89ru There are prostitutes but they are from Africa or Estern Europe and Russia/Ukraine . The same in Spain and Amsterdam !

[luckyStrike89ru]

@Frenchkisssss idk, french prostitutes are pretty well known.

[Frenchkisssss]

@luckyStrike89ru Are you Rusiian ? dont be frustrated man ;) , There is also many Russian girls who tried to get married to European old men in order to leave their country . This is a fact . So dont tell our women are prostitute because its wrong . Our women are the most difficult to get. Its why we have invented romance to multiply our chance to get into relation with them .

[luckyStrike89ru]

@Frenchkisssss HAHAHA. Middle Eastern women are more difficult to get. Your women are easy, bro. As as fuck. Our sellouts do it at least for money. You whores do it for looks. Everyone knows frenchmen are short little frogs, while Slavs are tall, blond and sexey :D

[Frenchkisssss]

@luckyStrike89ru Middle Eastern girls ? , yeah because of Islam ... I dont know if we are short but i m tall . French girls dont like blond guys ;), Man you should come in France. All you said are just stereotypes . And why the fuck people are so deffensive ?, this is just a humoristic video ...

[luckyStrike89ru]

@Frenchkisssss How do you know what they dont like or like? Every chick is different. I'm not getting defensive over the video, I'm merely responding to you being a dick.

btw, alizee is a hot ass french maid, I'd do her anyday, yeah! ;)

[Frenchkisssss]

@luckyStrike89ru Lol , Alysée ? Just look at her husband man , the father of her child . He is typicaly French and not blond at all . I know that girls hate blonds because on Tv they always making joke of blond guys .

[luckyStrike89ru]

@Frenchkisssss It doesnt matter, I'd still do her.

Those jokes are about blonde WOMEN (IE dumb blondes). That does not apply to men, lol. Fail.

[fuckthequeenupthera1]

that is funny

[death153278]

Never/Heard/Of it lolzors now that's offensive :D

[tbatallen]

Wahoo where I come from, we all eat crappy food and are ugly, however the alcohol makes up for that by making the food tasteless while no one gives a crap what you look like when your all hammered. I'd call that a win win. Three cheers for Britain

[wellsey89]

@tbatallen Huzzah!

[thesomebody3]

@tbatallen =)), ur the first english to admit all that congrats

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@tbatallen

Did you know "L'Angleterre a la nourriture merde" (England has shit food) is the first official sentence a Frenchman or Frenchwoman can string together in France? They learn ma mère and mon père afterwards.

When they go to nursery, they then learn "England's shittest food is rôti de bœuf, so let's call them rosbifs" (Roast Beef, Roast Beefs).

[aydo15000]

@IAmCaptainMarvel No that's not true we don't say "l'Angleterre a la nourriture de merde" :(

We say "la bouffe en Angleterre, c'est d'la merde!" :D

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@aydo15000

Oh, well, thank you, that's very friendly of you.

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@aydo15000

Heh, as nice as that is, something tells me your fellow Frenchmen and Frenchwomen wouldn't agree with you.

[MrElhajoui]

that's 100percent real to rich men for sure

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

Hetalia.....France....he loves everyone....except England....

[Aliboyy01010]

im not gypsy -,-

[asm63100]

VIVE LA FRANCE !!!! c'est trop vrai

[imyourslobobabe]

Do the "Crappy Fooded Alcoholic Hools" deserve to be saved? - Eventually with a "Frog's Leg Baguette"?

Scandinavia: Pretty women? - Yes, but they are very cold. And if you try to warm them up a little, they boil over. - No kidding!

Once I was in Northern Sweden in the winter in a "Ice Hotel". By the next morning it was a total mess, a meltdown. - And then they tried to charge my sweetheart!!!

C'était la dernière fois que tu m'appelles idiot, con!! - Je vais acheter La France!!

[brokkelkaas]

apparently I'm a drug addict

[aldrickbarber35]

VIVE LA FRANCE! XDD This is too funny. But, Corsicans are terrorists? And, Czech are pornstars? XD Poland is Catholic Friends? So is Ireland. I like Iceland; WE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. And, Never heared of it lmfao this is too funny.

[TheSonder]

lol apparenlt we danes are blondes who rides bikes.... actually, thats pretty accurate :D

[zocplus]

I'm french it's a joke don't take it seriously..........!!

[zocplus]

@LV1943RPB

So you have great problem with general culture :-).

[zocplus]

@alynwhite

Suck my french dick bitch.

[alynwhite]

@zocplus fuck the french, they're gay and french women are ugly

[zocplus]

@alynwhite

Ok fuck you! where are you from? Which country?

OOO i see a fucking Rumanian!

Lol you are a Beggar!

[alynwhite]

@zocplus hahahah

Media fucked you up my friend. It's the best tool to brainwash idiotic people like you afterall

[zocplus]

@alynwhite

It's not media, i see fucking people Disgusting like you in my street!

Fucking poor Rumanian !

[alynwhite]

@zocplus Yes it is. Those you see are not Romanian. Fucking ignorant french, can't distinguish gypsies from Romanians. Can you distinguish white from black? I bet you can't now fuck off with your shit language

[xXPurpleLoliTranceXx]

Yes, yes, Sweden does have beautiful women.

[SR0Penne0Brillo]

The thing is, this is pretty funny and dare I say it (here comes the shit storm) somewhat accurate.

[saberwulfchan]

*spits out tea*

poland and france? friends!

silly frenchies finland hasnt become one with russia...yet ^L^

[daveeol1987]

french = cheats