Twilight Spoof 5 (by popular demand)

[akpollarbear]

Lol. "Well ur James bitch now" "-.- oh hale no!"

[SellyGFan24680]

"You're james's bitch now." "OH HALE NO"

[JadaSaysRawrrr]

Soo funny when it says ur my bitch

[MySweetestTweet]

I LOVE THE "Oh Hale No!" I've mastered saying that lol. especially when james says "you're my bitch."

[cuddlebear101112]

LOL LUV DIS



[katiebug195]

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[Misspixie13]

you have lost no mojo me and my friend cracked up on this one lol

[MelancholyRose]

Let's go frolic nakedly in the forest lmao

[whatuphowslife]

i love these!

[jjcupcake123]

cmon Jacob let's go frolic nakidly in the forest lol :)))

[yellowsands2830]

SuperCamiloDog actuly he did imprint on bella you are stupid and your probably STILL in elementary school even though your twelve haha gay was motha fucka

[Aly2829]

Yur mi bitch!

[scarychic108]

funny

[MyNamesAmelia]

James is always right.

[iSaskiaaa]

khewl xD

[MsBellaSwan1234]

this is awesome!!!! you rock smiling cat!!!!!!!!

[SuperCaneloDog]

it looks like edward said forest at 0:40

[SuperCaneloDog]

it looks like edward said forest at 0:42

[robbielover99]

bella is desterbed :) lol

[22foo]

Jacob is hotter than the freaking dead,pale,and sparkly gay dude .,Edward (:

Hhahah . Team Jacob+Seth Clearwaterrr (:

[SuperCaneloDog]

@22foo

But jacob is a selfish clingy creep ex:

He wants bella for himself even though he didn't imprint on her

He wants so see bella every second of every day! and he doesn't want her to hang around edward

and he's creepy end of discussion

[dupa123l]

nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

[nickylane2295]

Jacob's like, la di dah la di dah in the forest with no shoes, no shirt, no problems. Sometimes being a werewolf is better than being a pale vampire that sucks the living shiz outta ya.

[lifeasliz88]

0:33 - 0:39

it is hiiiilarious!!!!

[HopeLess1212]

oh HALE no

[christinatulip17]

I still think this is tupid hahahaha !

[jessikerr95]

''your mahhh bitchh'' xD

[xxkalyzxx]

oh hell no ! lol x

[livinlovinloud]

"i'm not smart…no you're not" lmao

[christinatulip17]

this video is soooooooooooooooooooooo fucken gay who ever made it is not funny and edwards voice really????

[madmadz4donkeys]

@christinatulip17 yh cuz u can do better right?

[christinatulip17]

this video is soooooooooooooooooooooo fucken gay who ever made it is not funny and rdwards voice really????

[xxkalyzxx]

@christinatulip17 your gay you try and do it and see how far you get !

[jubruff]

Make an Eclipse spoof!!!!!!!!!!! 

[Ourworldlover1]

LOL BELLA IS DISTURBED

[MooMMD]

isnt obvious he's screwing jacob? :L :L :L :L :L

[warriorcatsam]

OH (rosalie) HALE NO!

[mightymatty11]

LOL (so now jakobs mine so ur jameses bitch) LOLOLOLOLOL



[Volleyballlgurl98]

Oh no... No more twilight spoofs!!

[Mustachefoo]

your mah bitch XD

[Ste3LerZRoK2011]

twilight sux

[LilMissCraziness]

Oh (Jasper) hale no

[acidreflux000]

haha there's a good idea, instead of deciding which team to be on, decide to play both sides of the field together ;) jacob and edward xD wrong but hot.

[TheLilbella22]

She isn't disturbed, she's probably high

[bolli555]

lol yay now team jacob and team edward will be like "wtf" because both jacob and edward will frolic nakedly in the forest with love! xD

[RenesmeeCullen000000]

oh hale no

[frostleaf239524]

Edward and Jacob frolicing nakedley in the forest? O.o DISTURRRRRRBING. Team Jacob hehehehe

[smilersish]

"oh hale no" "youre maa bitchh" "come on jacob. let's go frolick nakedly in the forest!" AHAHAHAHHAAH LMFAO

[Rubyshewolf98]

wut

[XXPrincessMidna]

"Come on Jacob! Let's go frolic nakedly in the forest!"

[soccer4ever123]

k then

[TwilightFanpire9811]

thats strange

[xMarucsFenixX]

hahaha

[92peanutbutterpop]

dumb ass if theyre fuckin gay STOP WATCHING THEM

[wolfsraingirl123]

lolz  edward : sorry your james b**** now james : your my b****

[TheXxxmazzxxx]

omg ! tht 1 took me out of the blue ! but it was funni :L

[DjChAmS12]

so im glad your not gonna make anymore spoofs cause they are fuckin gay!!!!!!!

[luv2luvjacob]

this is the most EPIC spoof there is

[TheListening101]

com eon jacob lets gor frollic nakedly in the forest

[cw9r]

oh hale no

[KristenTwiCullen]

ROFL HAHAHA UR MAH BI**** LOL shes all OH HELL NO!!!!

[shmarlyn23]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "Yer MY b****" That always makes me laugh.

[MoonBean09]

HAPPY ANNIVERSERY OF DIS VIDEO! hehe

[Tridentisyummy]

this is the bestest one yet!!! DONT STOP!!!!

[Smellyisgood]

c'mon jacob lets go frollock nackedly in the forest!

bhahahahaha

OH HALE NO!!! LOL

[AAvdH]

Oh hale no!

Whaha, good job!

[Aveenagirl22]

wow... disturbed or high? it's hard to tell... maybe she's about to barf... sigh i'll never know...... but awesome vid! Edward <3 Jacob!!

[Haaaaaaaaaaammmyyyyy]

Bellas disturbed face is epic !

[MileyGirl90210]

Oh Hale No! 0:35

[SuperTwilightfan1901]

OMG... Awesome.. 5 stars :) coll vid, gret job :)

[haesgirl]

WTF HE IS SCREWING JACOB?!?!???! WTF?!?!?!?!? 0_o "JACOB IS MINE HAHAHH!" The last thing Edward said in the movies was hilarious hahah!

[MsChicaLoca]

WTF?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[letsnotpanic]

ur screwing jacob!

you wldn't dare lol

[fizzyroxinLV]

i didnt kno edward was gay!!!!

oh, hale no

[shadowcat2132]

y the hell do i keep watching these i love the books and liked the movies but i cant stop watching these spoofs and paradies agghhhh

[weedom777]

your Jame's bitch now..oh HALE no :P lmao

[Mrs100percentMe]

ehehehehehehehehehehe!

[OrigamiGirlPro]

edwards voice sounds so weird in this lol

[babygirl121896]

"thts what james said!"

[SuperVamp13]

"come on jacob. let's go frolick nakedly in the forest!" xDDDDD

[jessyjoy93583]

@SuperVamp13 loli cant stop laughing

[xoxNadeshxox]

ur james bitch now, oh hale no. ur mah bitch

[doubleact15]

lol

[MissRandom1998]

ur james bitch now! Lol. and james is like 'your MAH bitch!' hahahah LOVE IT!

[TheTigrovi]

HA HI IS GAY XD

[petewentzismydream]

bahahahaha this never gets old :P

[mrsgummybear101]

lolol james is like "your MAH bitch!"

[BabieHan]

Oh Hale no!

[Edwardcullenhothot]

the ending is so funny!!! haha the part with robert always makes me giggle!!! hehe

[dezzy4488]

"your my bitch" haha

[ICarlieBlackI]

So funny.

[twilightFANticfiy]

bella's face LOLXD "bella is disturbedXD

[ally122333]

oh hale no

lolz

[KristenTwiCullen]

ROFLXD come on Jacob lets go frolic nakedly through the forest!! lov dat it was so funny

[ainaheise4]

oh hale YES!

[sciencegirl14]

HELLL NO JACOB IS MINE

[DamnUReality1]

Sorry, B, but Jacob is mine, so I=your james' bitch now!

Hale No!!

your my bitch!

hilarious!

[KyleGallnerRox140]

OH HALE NO! YOUR MY BITCH. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!! LOVED IT!!!!!

KyleGallnerRox140~~~

[xpreXteenXviolencex]

MSI !!!! lol sorry i love msi

Your james bitch now

oh hale no!

[jErSeY027]

"oh hale no"

hahahahaha

[AlbertChyn]

hahahahaha I didn't watch this movie and this is funny.

[Aiimeer0xx]

Oh Hale No !! XD

You're my Bitch !! XD

Come on Jacob lets go frolic nakedly through the forrest !!

*Bella is disterbed*

[KyleGallnerRox140]

I like the "Oh hale no." That's funny.

KyleGallnerRox140~~~

[emtika800]

LOL!!

[shellybelly1121]

OH HALE NO!

[TheTheEternitys]

Lmaoooo this is sooo funny !

[Ladygirl03]

Ur james's bitch now.

OH HALE NO!

ur my bitch xD!

omg that was soo funny

[nirvanachick05]

mindless self indulgence lol

[queenofsingin99]

rofl! U R SO FUNNY

[JessJoBroFan]

haha Oh Hale no ! lol

[juliagirl4]

o hale no!

[rbexie]

Love it it is great

[TaylorLautnerCrazy1]

What the ****! That's stupid

[Jaynedoe79]

lol Edwards not gay

[Rexter82]

i love these

[LiveLaughTwilight13]

HEHEHEHEHE! I love this! :D

I LOVE THEM ALL! :DD

[kittykatgel]

omg edward screwed jacob!!!

ur jameses bitch now-o hale no

bella dusnt look disturbed she looks like shes farting lol

[twilightcraze62]

lol...ur my bitch!!

[eclairep]

lol, Bella's not the only one who's disturbed!

[HiHiHiHi2345]

O HALE NO!

[TheClutzQueen]

well then....Oh Hale no! lol

[BridishCrazyCat]

Hahaha. I thought that Edward was urs?

[L1lyK0]

have u made any new moon spoofs yet? I cant wait!! =D

[SuperMrgoldfish]

THIS WAS AWESOME! :) HEHEHE

[TheMultiTwilightgirl]

where'd you get the pic at the beginning? It's awesome!

[linkissogreat]

LOL OH HALE NO.

[bushie101]

LOL I LOVE THIS SPOOF

[VeggieFiend]

Hahaha that was funny! hahaha! I love twilight but that was just so funny! well done!

:D

[twilightgeek200]

love the first one but this was funny!

[MarmaladeGirl476]

haha your james's bitch now!

[b96s99]

:37-:40 "Your my b*tch" lolxx!!!

[Jaerzx]

thks for the vid, u made me laugh so much XD

[agentpjs]

oh hale no!

lol

so

funny

your my bitch now!

[heartofmyocean]

Your my bitch now! Lmao

[fruitjuicejiveandco]

Sorry B, But now jacobs mine.

So your James's b*tch now.

OH HALE NO!

XD class

[ChereeRich]

your my b*tch now

BELLA IS DISTURBED

[KrAzEeThInG]

lmao "OH HALE NO!"  so funny!!!!!!

[onlycrazyatheart]

What the hell is that?

What?

[animaldreams111]

lol bitches

[TheFernAndClareShow]

lmfao even though i am an obsessive twilight fan, that was rather hilarious:')

[RosieRestricted]

OMG THE BEGGINING!!!! never wanted to dance, mindless self indulgence chyeahhh. lmao james " your my bitch now!"

[CarlieCullen23]

OH HALE NO!!!

[mscrazykiss]

OH HELL NO!

[minihearts123]

oh hale no

bella is dusturbed

hehee

[bmgmadeleine]

every one knows that bella is disturbed !!! lol

[hernandezruby37]

lol!!!

[meganslusher]

'Oh Hale no.'

'Your my bitch.'

[missunderstood31296]

im screwing jacob...now your james's bitch now

[SangoAlicia]

OH HALE NO! LOLZ!!

[bolli555]

0:33-0:44 HAhahahaha XD XD XD luv it!

[xoxobsessedxox]

LOLZ ur funny do one for the new moon trailer

[01JonasFanatic]

its true eward and jacob are gay! HA!

i was right lol it was hilarious though

[teckmate]

lol

oh hale no and bellas distrubed

[LayLay32]

lmao!

good job!

[prinsess1015]

oh meh god!!!!

soo funny!!!!

[Aiimeer0xx]

x] this is soo funny as haha

yu didn't disappoint us (:

[zoedael]

THAT IS SOOOOOO RETARDED.

(but sorta funny)

[katieshines21]

oh hale no! hahaha. ur my bitch! xD

[emmettcullenismylife]

oh hale no!

[x000Han0Math000x]

oh hale no!

come on jacob lets go frollic nakedly in the forest.

and bella's disturbed face

these are all hilarious! 5/5

[WolfQuestLover3]

LOL!

[julycath11]

lol

Oh Hale No.

rofl

[Renesmee232]

Bella :But i know it's not true because if you where gay why would you be going out with me in the first place i mean really where is you scence there?

Bella : I'm not smart.

Edward : No your not.

[justwatch15]

Sorry babe, but Jacob's mine...So your James bitch now

...Oh Hale No

...Your my bitch!

lol!

[spydermunkiidotcom]

Haha Bella is disturbed lmao!!!! Gawd your good at these :D

[TwilighterrTID]

laughin soo freakin hard!!! :L x

[justwatch15]

OH HALE NO

LOL!

[willwork4taquitos1]

oh god that was halarious "oh hale no!"

[IL0VETWiLiGHT123]

lmao

your james's bitch now!

oh hale no!