Whole Foods Parking Lot rap response: Revenge of the Black Prius

[Earthenenigma]

Grrrrl you be rollin like a daikini

Sutra mudra maxin this

Sushi flesh in hemp bikini

Yoga girl down fem cee mix

respect

super funny and fun

[rubyatlanta]

This is neither funny nor original. But I applaud the effort.

[acjelke]

Wow! I am still smiling here long after watching this video. Funny, Creative, Whimsical and just plan old Kick Ass! P.S the cameo beer, Mission double IPA is amazaing!

[SatoriElohim]

AW! Brilliant.you guys are awesome!! :) ;-) ;-)

[freewheel5]

So much better than the original! I love it!

[RobSpain122]

That old white dude kinda looks like an old DJ Dave!

[islandsq]

AAAAAHHHHH--hilarious! I give it to the man in the original for actually having some flow skills, and verbal fun....but ohhh, this woman is a true comedian...and if she wrote it as well, she definitely wins for her verbal dexterity! The original made me smile alot....but this one made me laugh out loud :) :):0!. Great video! This is funnier than anything i've seen on funny or die.com ever. Great work Delia, Dillon, Nelson and Ted, and to your whole crew! Thanks for the laugh of the day!:)

[automaticpay1]

The juice ain't worth the squeeze

Redox1.com

[19musicman]

Beats the original out of the water.

[CLeHitez106]

weak

[veuvecliquot]

i thought white girls rapped better than this

[amauta5]

very nice.

[trademarkplumber]

I love the whole rap. That video is hot, her rap is sic and flow is smooth. That's coming from a 41yr old white dude who has been hip hop before the hop was hip. Keep it up. A true artist she is.

[herniasurvivor]

How is this not more popular than the original?

[kariwattsup]

I F***ING LOVE THIS GENETIC HOTNESS!!!

[obbeachbum69]

Got a tampon made out of tempeh omfg.

[GamelsmurfXXX]

watch?v=AH8kHOW4gAI here u go Prius owners !



[3Daver]

She's cute, hilarious and can rhyme!  Well done!

[Deluge427]

only in L.A.

[dnbusse]

I think dude just got owned by this girl!

[atrios28]

Song is dope

[Mariolover24]

Its better than the typical rap that is almost always about 1 of 3 things, or a combination. Money, sex, or how good they are (drug/relationship related). I was surprised when I found this. Nice work.

[ahhcukycuky]

Wow. Couldn't make it through the entire video. Like finger nails on a chalk board. What is more insulting is that this broad stole 90% of the idea and still could not come up with a funny or creative spin. Please do not make another video. I would hate to stumble upon it and ruin another 5 minutes of my life.

[skymatrix]

The first guy is still the inspiration, but yeah I think this woman raps way better. This is almost a classic diss record too! I dunno, my mind is kinda being blown right now... us white people finally figured out how/what to rap about?!

[CitoyenMundial]

great job girlfriend! LMAO I love it!

[wensou]

At first I thought this was dumb. Get your own gig and stop trying to glam on to WFPL. But after watching it, it's pretty fun. Good job!

[InkWineOilGlass]

I like this way better than the original one. Awesome job :)

[LincolnThompson]

This is terrible. SMH

[QBziZ]

can't go to wholefoods without bumping into a rapper these days

[msudduth01]

HA! Love it!

[Vi3taZnDr4gOn]

why the hell did I have to watch this for a sociology class?

[nicolekatelyn]

working at whole foods myself...i must say dj daves was WAY better. keep your day job honey!

[TheInboil]

omg. this is awful. what a rip off

[skewer324]

I'm amazed!  This is fantastic!!

[frappuccinez]

daaamn! she's hardcore!!! hahahahaha!!!

[MrHitman0341]

I hated Cali. Kept getting pulled over because my 1 ton truck was too big. I had Texas plates, yawls cops can kiss my country ass. Apparently I can't have a gun in my car either without breaking some kind of law. Retarded ass state. I'll never go there on business again. Awesome song though

[mdwrr]

this is awful. such a copy of the original too. 

[Mmmyess]

The Whole Paycheck on Lincoln/Rose owes both you and the guy with the first WF Parking Lot rap! I guess the Montana store owes you a bit, too. :) Great TJ's/two-buck-chuck reference. Gross tempe tampon...made me throw up in my mouth a little. And btw....you're hot. :)

[tommyschott20]

this is WHOLE FOODS sad attempt to retaliate to the video to put a positive spin on it i usto work there THE ORIGINAL WAS HATED AND THIS IS IMO A WHOLE FOODS TRYING TO FLAUNT MORE OF THERE SMOKE AND MIRRORS CORP BULL SH-t

[cubsfan01991]

haha Park next to the Passat

[freewheel5]

Fantastic!



[smilegodlovesu77]

CAN I BUY THIS SONG ON ITUNES IF SO WHAT DO I LOOK FOR?

[delnel2011]

@smilegodlovesu77 Hi! The song is available for download on itunes. Thanks :)

[franciscVlad]

yeah...go home with that empty wine box and get wasted....and don't forget to smoke that toilet paper cigar...LOL

[DJSLIPMAT87]

tha shizzz nit

[xbasque]

rod!!!



[aherreramartin89]

this dude dont shop at whole foods more like 98cent store lol

[dianatoad]

She is great! This might even be better than the original! Hard to say. They're both genius.



[hellakooked]

hahahaha



[dannylightning]

terrible 

[zodiacchiller]

hahah that fucking dog

[artsy282]

OMG this is too funny!! Love it!!

[comicboookguy]

This is really good. Better than the original. West Side hard core.

[taxivid]

That just blew my mind.  Good werk !

[bnbmgrdnr]

Tampon made of tempei ftw

[brandman91801]

Not only is she funny (Tempeh Tampon),

She is sexy as heck!!!!

Damn, i would love to show her my

Soy-Roni...

Mmm

[EFIL4NAISREP]

This Whole Foods Parking Lot Battle has to be taken to a whole notha level.

[Mcchickenstrips3000]

this is fucking gay shes a copy cat

[ohthatscute]

bahaha ewww the tampon thing is hilarious! :)

[mattwojo1]

Delia Brown is just riding the wave of someone else's creativity... with all the quality that went in to production, it's sad that she can't come up with something original.

[yingyangni]

This is way better than the original.

[kassielove143]

awwwwww cute puppy X)

[mcqueenrules]

@earthgoddess0 WOW - not only do you have no sense of humor or irony you are a total misogynist. if you did have any sense or understanding of irony you would see how ridiculous it is for such a misogynist to choose the name "earthgoddess."

[earthgoddess0]

I think the original was much more funny and creative. Her chorus sounds like she took the original video personal. FYI lady, Im so sure it was a joke. I am a faithful shopper of whole foods and I thought the guy was hilarious and not old looking at all, much unlike this chick who looks like she's 2 wine glasses away from cirrhosis,does she even really shop at whole foods? if so she is buying all the wrong things lol. Plus she is just riding the coattail of the original....FAIL!

[myfordescort]

LOL oh lord

[riveselliot]

I don't mean to troll here, but this is what happens when women try to be funny : (

[jazzyj241]

LOVE IT! Bad ass lady!

[KingNisch13]

No where near as funny as the original. Watching that old woman trying to call the original kid an old man was ridiculous, the beat was weak and her rhymes were decent at best. Maybe next time you don't try to ride the coattails of a clearly superior video. Nice try though. A for effort, F for execution.

[alpineslushie]

OK this is funny! 

[matthews628]

"Just like the GZA is a master of the Pro Tools, I'm ballin' while you followin' the old rools"

That's heat right there.

[Jlorenz587]

THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL

[MzMusique]

This is freakin' hilarious, love it.

[kalafalas246]

I thought that whole foods parking lot was the greatest thing ever made in the history of the internet

i was wrong, this is incredible

now watch us do some tai chi.

[sammyjenny1]

highlarious love the chick that did this she ROCKS !!!!!

[laecharles]

Delia, I loved this too! "I don't know karate, but I gotta get some kale to saute" That was my knock! Strong Work!

[Dameka247]

LMBAO!!!!

[codtehsuck]

ha!  The spin at 3:56 is way too funny

[frankiedegoya]

@codtehsuck That was this great dude named Keith Bataille who literally just walked up to us while we were shooting so i asked him to push me in the cart. I paid him with a bag of Go Raw spicy seed mix :)

[ThePurpleSeahorse]

I'm giving you thumbs up and a sub just for the TJ's and 2buck chuck mention. I don't know which I love more: an old school boy/girl rap beef, or quality groceries.

[tcmn23sparks]

I keep it raw like my agave. lol. good laugh, ok rhyme.

[NoImNot23]

TROLL OF WHOLE FOODS WTF???

[Sgreen94544]

I Love this video! 

[scout4cool]

Sorry, this is a weak rip off, gal can't rap and the beats are weak as the rhymes...the original was just that, original, this is not

[zinsk43]

Someone just got called OUT! Love it.

[PrimalToad1]

This is absolutely brilliant! I LOVE it!

[CoconutIsland345]

Don't make me spray you with my coconut water!!!

[bertissimo]

A rivalry on par with Pac-Biggie. I hope it doesn't get violent.

[DatKillah415]

not even a quarter of the original, this is just stupid.... the other guy at least made it humorous, this is just a girl being dumb on camera which usually intrigues little fags

[mauriceclarett999]

I couldn't finish this.

[AbsurdityExistential]

typical whole foods shopper.

[afropick1]

Now this what you call RAP music. Not being funny. Rap music is telling a story about your reality where you from with words that rhythm with a deliver and a flow that get ones attention over a dope beat. This Jewish Becky went in and went in HARD. I'm ROFL on how good this is.

[spydat3k0]

@afropick1

it use to be about story telling, hiphop has been corrupted.

[Jstammfly]

BAD

[divadina2069]

MAD THUGGIN' SHOUT OUT TO WF MUTHF****A'S

NICE TIE IN WITH ALL ORGANIC PRODUCT

HOLLA!

[oghueyp]

DAMN, Delia...Cyber thuggery up in hurr!

[emile5678]

DOPE !! ...lol

[kinglouiereina]

I dont mean to Bragg, like liquid aminos

[infinitee12345]

Love it. You go Lady.

[ericfoleyphotography]

A tampon made of Tempeh? I don't think I want to be a vegan anymore LOL!

[hatmonger]

KABLAM! Your Yelp account got closed, thankfully. Now, for this ridiculous piece of mediocrity to just fade into obscurity like it's destined to... things will be back to normal.

[eelkefolmer]

This is the Bomb!!! waaay better than WPL!!! 

[jkohler2]

Did you run of your prescription for medical pot?

Priceless!!!

[WAMadden4]

Dumb.....

[surfhempster]

Totally!

[jumpflyz]

"TAMPON MADE OF TEMPEH!" YUCK! LOL

[NomadRip]

Who is the girl dancing?

[aggreen62]

no. just no.

[manwhohowlsatmoon]

HOT!!

[prochoicepimp]

This bitch is the boss!!! Quadruple threat, word. School them loser new age hippies and let them know we know their game - we invented it. Progressive pimps!!

[professorkeh]

You nailed our demographic, and hilariously, with a great melody and beat -- brilliant! It's going to take a lot to get this out of my head. Seriously witty too.

[amandaisamazing]

sweet spamming of yelp, can't wait till they take all your shit down since it'll be gone in no time.

[hatmonger]

Congratulations: I think you've set a record for the amount of spam on Yelp in a given amount of time. Kindly go to hell.

[freethegiraffe]

LOLL. she is too cool

[j4johnfox]

I love this video: the vocal style reminds me of Northern State. I can only imagine where this rap battle will lead next. Maybe Fog And Smog will get Roxanne Shanté to appear in their next video similar to the way Woody Allen had Marshall McLuhan appear in Annie Hall.

[TheMrRemixed]

no top comment? hurry someone say a penis joke

[HappyAlucarda]

yes please!!!!!!! hilarious and amaaaaazing!

[tristasordillo]

LOOOOVE it. Hilarious and brilliant, especially the tampon made of tempeh.

[Karnage420111]

took it to a whole new level. unreal.

also: i think im in love... :)

[BAXTERHOUSE]

This is GANGSTA

[RealJungleMan]

ah ah, nice video... and ...characters..

[frankiedegoya]

people who use LOL are HOL (hell of lame)

[Helonsky]

Delia Brown is my hero.

[MsMcBoingBoing]

Hilarious!!! Love it!!!!

[johngeary]

good one db!

[exh6192]

soccer moms and rap don't mix...LOL

[anniewharton]

luuuuuuuuurve this video! if one doesn't, perhaps the phrase from your song, "did you run out of your prescription for medical pot?" might be fitting. bad asssssss, psychedelia!!!!!!!! (but i'm pretty sure you're not rilly drinking the 2 buck chuck). got a bottle of pinot for you when you get back from seoul!

[brandon4ufcjob]

she is to old, it like your mom trying to act hip...just wrong

[VeniceLolo]

Best EVER!!! You rule, Delia!!!!!!!!

[davidallengold]

I want my 5 minutes back....

[TheMantaRae]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[rembot3000]

amazing!!! what.

[bringmeamountain]

Absolutely brilliant!

[FogandSmogFilms]

Yo!! I think we have a mutual acquaintance, Gretchen Lieberum?? She showed me your vid... nice job!!! (kind of) Definitely solid casting, and anything to give the LA Clippers more love, I fully stand behind. Also, I don't smoke weed. Incidentally, watching your rap and performance made me think of this other song I did with my buddy a couple years back... it's old, but I think it holds up. I just put it on my Soundcloud page... it's under "djdavewittman" You'll know which one it is :)